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Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers? . . . Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe!!!

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Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, . . . . . . . Wore In Front Of Her Hubby. Hubby: U Look Very S**y In This Bra! Wife : U Know Salesman Was Also Saying Same Th...

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The Latest Study From The United States: Men Are Smarter Than Women. Because There Where Men Think, Have Woman A Hole.

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What Is The Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ? . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook..the Word You Thought Is The Second Most Popular.. :-p...

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Come Here, Take Off Ur Pants+get On Top Of Me. Enjoy Urself Until U R Fully Statisfied. Lovingly Urs, Toilet!!!!!

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Why Does It Take 100 Million Sperm To Fertilize An Egg? Because Not One Will Stop And Ask For Directions.

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A Boy Girl Go 4 Shoping. Girl- (jokingly)- U Hve Nothing In Ur Head Den Y R U Buying A Helmet? Boy- Yesterday U Purchsed A Bra, Did I Ask U Anything..?...

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After A Certain Age, Men Women Become Like Christmas Trees...:- . . The Balls Bells Are Only For Decoration.....

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Lady Lost Her Bra And Panty! . . . . . . . . . . She Let The Dog 2 Smell Her Pu**y N Asked 2 Search. D Next Day Dog Came Back With Dozens Of Used Condoms....

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Why Dont Witches Wear Panties? . . . . . . . . So They Can Get A Better Grip On The Broom..

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl . . Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of ...

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Boy Aunty You Apples Are Touching Me Aunty: Is It My Apples? Ok The Apples Are Yours But The Juice Is Coming From My Banana

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My Heart Was Beating Fast!!! She Spread Her Legs Apart And When She Did I Felt No Shame As All At Once The White Stuff Came At Last It Was Finished Its All Ov...

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One Sperm Says To The Other Sperm, How Far Is It To The Ovary? . . . . . . . The Other Sperm Says, Relax. We Haven't Even Passed The Tonsils Yet....

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Pennnisss Need Some Rest At Night But It Don't Want To Rest If Katrina Sleep With Him Open......

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There R 2 Typs Of Hooks. 1st Is Cricket Hook 2nd Is Bra's Hook. 1st Is Used To Send Ball Out Side D Boundry 2nd Is Used To Adjust Balls Inside D Boundary....

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Bra Sizes Ever Wonder Why Abcdef Are Used To Define Bra Sizes? A - Almost B - Better C - Cute D - D*mn Good E - Enormous F - Fake Ps. . . They Should Add...

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Husband: If I Sleep With Your Best Friend What Will Be The First Thought To Cross Your Mind? Wife:that You Are A Homosexual.

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Meaning Of Women? . . . . . Want One Man For Every Night

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Why Do Women Wear Panty? . . . . . . . . Because State Law Says All Main-holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use....

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