2010 Messages

The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains, Because The Average Man Can See Better Than He Can Think. !!!

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Why Does It Take 100 Million Sperm To Fertilize An Egg? Because Not One Will Stop And Ask For Directions.

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Forgotten Curtain Will Never Fall Over The Beautiful Scenery Of Sincere Friendship,even If The Scene Ended!!

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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A Woman's Panty N The Sun Is Common By: . . . . . A) Both Are Hot B) Both Look Better While Going Down C) Both Disappear By The Night...

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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What Do Women And Tiles Have In Common? If You Lay Them Right The First Time, You Can Walk All Over Them Forever!

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

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Boy Asked To A Girl: Can I Kiss You? Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl: I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips...

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Press Down Again Again.. Please Once More Sorry Again 6 Times More Oh! Again 1 Time Again Dont U Have Any Job?...

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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Girl: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way. Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While $ex. Bad Girls D...

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2010 Beautiful Lines Written In Petrol Bunks.. .. .. .. .. .. Avoid Girlfriends. Save Petrol.

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A Couple Were In Bedroom ..girl Says To Her Bf,'i Wish I Had Bigger T*ts'. The Bf Says I Recommend To Get Some Toilet Tissue N Rub It Betwn Your T*ts For 2 Mon...

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There Are Two Brothers, Sharing A Bunk Bed Big Brother Says, Me And My Girl Friend Are Makin Sandwiches. The Little Brother Hears The Girlfriend Laughing Litt...

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Q: What Is The Next Thing One Should Do After Winning An Argument With The Wife ? A: Apologise !!!.

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Last Night D Devils Came To My Room They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested Ur Name 2 Them They Said Oh! No! We Cant Disturb Our Boss !

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Car Service: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It.!!!!.hahahaha

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A True Friend Understands When You Say, I Forgot... Waits Forever When You Say, 1 Minute... Stays When You Say, Leave Me Alone... And Opens The Door, 'even Befo...

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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What Is Attitude?? In An Old Man's Shirt Written A Cute Sentence I Am Not 60 Years Old, I Am Sweet 16 With 44 Years Experience. Thats Attitude......

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.... Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ...

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Love Is Neat Love Is Sweet When Two Lips Meet, Love Is Complete.

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The Wife Says: Am I Fat? The Wife Means: Tell Me I'm Beautiful. The Wife Says: Do You Love Me? The Wife Means: I'm Going To Ask For Something Expensive.... Be...

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When You Need Someone To Be There For You, Id Be Just Sitting Right Beside You.

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, That's Enough Bout Me... How R U ?

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You Are Strong As Rum.. Fine As Wine.. Cool As Beer.. Classic As Whisky.. Sophisticated As Vodka.. In Short I'm Totally Tunn In Your Friendship..

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System Of Love Jan - Rose, Feb - Propose, Mar - Gift, Apri - Lift, May - Chating, June - Dating, July - Miss U, Aug - Meet U, Sep - Anger, Oct - Danger, Nov - ...

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Miss: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Student: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell...... !...

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

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Looking Up Websites , I Found An Address That Sounded Interesting. I Clicked On The Link And Was Taken To A Site That Said, This Page Is Under Construction.i Lo...

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirty.

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A Company Held A Contest For Kids, With The Theme The Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For M Award Winning Answer Was, He Married My Sweet Mom.

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Guess What Boys........ There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy.... Ans:her Heart!!!..dont Think Dirty...

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1980:enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me:yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga.

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