2010 Messages

A Company Held A Contest For Kids, With The Theme The Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For M Award Winning Answer Was, He Married My Sweet Mom.

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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Friendship Isn't About Whom You Have Known The Longest, Who Came First , Or Who Cares The Best... It's All About Who Came And Never Left..

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Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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Life They Say Is Touch And Go. Some People You Know May Only Be There For Sometime. Some May Go Away, But People Who Find You Special Will Always Find Ways To S...

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What Is Attitude?? In An Old Man's Shirt Written A Cute Sentence I Am Not 60 Years Old, I Am Sweet 16 With 44 Years Experience. Thats Attitude......

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Indian Prime Minister: We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year! Us President: Wow! How Many? Indian Prime Minister: 7 Obc, 5 Sc, 8 St, 3 Handicapped, 2 S...

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Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way. Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While $ex. Bad Girls D...

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We Are Friends I Got Your Back You Got Mine,

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What Is The Difference Between Oooh! And Aaah!? About Three Inches.

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Boy Asked To A Girl: Can I Kiss You? Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl: I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips...

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And Wanna Die And If You Agree To Never Fight It Wouldn't Matter Whos Wrong Or Right

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U Will Be A Rose For All Trees U Will Be A Smile For All Faces U Will Be Water Falls For All Hills U Will Be A Brohter For All Cute Girls....

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like John, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like John. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About John..

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I Feel Something In My Heart, It's Like A Little Flame, Every Time I See You, This Flame Lights Up, This Flame Is Special For You, Because I Love You!.

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The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains, Because The Average Man Can See Better Than He Can Think. !!!

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There Are Two Brothers, Sharing A Bunk Bed Big Brother Says, Me And My Girl Friend Are Makin Sandwiches. The Little Brother Hears The Girlfriend Laughing Litt...

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1980:enginr Sahb Ka Ghr Konsa H?wo Jo Bada Bngla H,wo2010 Xcuse Me:yha Engineer Ka Ghr Konsa H?abey Kisi B Ghr Me Ghus Ja. Ek Na 1 To Hoga.

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Q-what Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A- A P*nis Because The Slightest Taught Can Raise It!

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Forgotten Curtain Will Never Fall Over The Beautiful Scenery Of Sincere Friendship,even If The Scene Ended!!

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I'll Help You Out Anytime! To See You Hurt To See You Cry Makes Me Weep

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My Heart For You Will Never Break. My Smile For You Will Never Fade. My Love For You Will Never End. I Love You!

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Sexiest Sms Of 2010 A Note On A Girl's T-shir : No Use Of Looking... They Wont Get Bigger,unless U Work On Them :d

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A Husband And Wife Are In Bed Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The Husband Asks For S3x. The Wife Says, No. Her Husband Asks, Is That Your Final Answ...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Car Service: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It.!!!!.hahahaha

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Miss: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Student: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl

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Love Is Neat Love Is Sweet When Two Lips Meet, Love Is Complete.

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Why Do Girls Eat Chocolates After A Break Up? The Sweetness Of Chocolates Makes Them Forget The Bitterness Of The Break Up. Why Do Guys Drink After Break Up? T...

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.... Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ...

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts. Without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest.

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A Couple Were In Bedroom ..girl Says To Her Bf,'i Wish I Had Bigger T*ts'. The Bf Says I Recommend To Get Some Toilet Tissue N Rub It Betwn Your T*ts For 2 Mon...

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Q. Are You Married? A. No, I'm Divorced. Q. And What Did Your Husband Do Before You Divorced Him? A. A Lot Of Things I Didn't Know About....

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, That's Enough Bout Me... How R U ?

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Q: What Is The Next Thing One Should Do After Winning An Argument With The Wife ? A: Apologise !!!.

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System Of Love Jan - Rose, Feb - Propose, Mar - Gift, Apri - Lift, May - Chating, June - Dating, July - Miss U, Aug - Meet U, Sep - Anger, Oct - Danger, Nov - ...

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Guess What Boys........ There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy.... Ans:her Heart!!!..dont Think Dirty...

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