2010 Messages

Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Why Do Girls Eat Chocolates After A Break Up? The Sweetness Of Chocolates Makes Them Forget The Bitterness Of The Break Up. Why Do Guys Drink After Break Up? T...

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Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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And Wanna Die And If You Agree To Never Fight It Wouldn't Matter Whos Wrong Or Right

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Guess What Boys........ There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy.... Ans:her Heart!!!..dont Think Dirty...

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True Love Is Like A Pillow, U Can Hug When You Are In Trouble, You Can Cry When You Are In Pain U Can Embrace When You Are Happy. So When U Need True Love Spen...

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The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains, Because The Average Man Can See Better Than He Can Think. !!!

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.... Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ...

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Scrawled Is My Name But You Can Tell Me Baby!!

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' L ' = Love ' I ' =incidents ' F ' =friends ' E ' =emotions If ' F ' Miss : ' Life ' Became ' Lie ' !

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What Do A Girl Ugly Like You In A Place So Beautiful?ooops!what Do A Girl Beautiful Like You In A Place So Ugly?

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Q-what Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A- A P*nis Because The Slightest Taught Can Raise It!

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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The Wife Says: Am I Fat? The Wife Means: Tell Me I'm Beautiful. The Wife Says: Do You Love Me? The Wife Means: I'm Going To Ask For Something Expensive.... Be...

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell...... !...

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Girl: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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A Short N Nice Line Said By A True Friend For Holding True Friendship... ...hurt Me With The Truth... :) But ...never Comfort Me With A Lie......

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I'll Help You Out Anytime! To See You Hurt To See You Cry Makes Me Weep

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts. Without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest.

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Love Is Neat Love Is Sweet When Two Lips Meet, Love Is Complete.

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Car Service: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It.!!!!.hahahaha

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Last Night D Devils Came To My Room They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested Ur Name 2 Them They Said Oh! No! We Cant Disturb Our Boss !

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U Will Be A Rose For All Trees U Will Be A Smile For All Faces U Will Be Water Falls For All Hills U Will Be A Brohter For All Cute Girls....

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If A Broken Heart Needs A Mend Girl I'll Be Right There Till The End

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A Smile Is The Best Lighting System Of The Face, The Best Cooling System Of The Head, And The Best Warming System Of The Heart. Keep Smiling

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Worst Excuse For Not Turning In Homework: . . I Couldn't Find Anyone To Copy It From.

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Q. Are You Married? A. No, I'm Divorced. Q. And What Did Your Husband Do Before You Divorced Him? A. A Lot Of Things I Didn't Know About....

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My Heart For You Will Never Break. My Smile For You Will Never Fade. My Love For You Will Never End. I Love You!

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What Is Attitude?? In An Old Man's Shirt Written A Cute Sentence I Am Not 60 Years Old, I Am Sweet 16 With 44 Years Experience. Thats Attitude......

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like John, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like John. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About John..

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Q: What Is The Next Thing One Should Do After Winning An Argument With The Wife ? A: Apologise !!!.

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A Husband And Wife Are In Bed Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The Husband Asks For S3x. The Wife Says, No. Her Husband Asks, Is That Your Final Answ...

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Looking Up Websites , I Found An Address That Sounded Interesting. I Clicked On The Link And Was Taken To A Site That Said, This Page Is Under Construction.i Lo...

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Life They Say Is Touch And Go. Some People You Know May Only Be There For Sometime. Some May Go Away, But People Who Find You Special Will Always Find Ways To S...

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A Woman's Panty N The Sun Is Common By: . . . . . A) Both Are Hot B) Both Look Better While Going Down C) Both Disappear By The Night...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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God Is A Engineeer: . . Bramha-system Installer . . Vishnu-system Supporter . . Shiva-system Programmer . . Narad-data Tranfer . . Yam-deleter ....

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A Company Held A Contest For Kids, With The Theme The Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For M Award Winning Answer Was, He Married My Sweet Mom.

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