2011 Messages

D Last Sun Of 2012 Has Spread Its Warmth. It Has Spread Its Glory On Earth, Feel The Remaining Moments Of Last Day, Scatter Happiness. Best Of Luck For 2013...

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - It's Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp .... I'm Playing Cards And We've Misplaced The Jo...

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The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky, The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly, The Morning Due May Kiss The Grass But You May Kiss My Lips!!

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2012 Will Start With A Combo Of 1111 After 10 Days 11111 Then Again After 10 Months It Will Be 11111 After That 111111. Amazing Indeed.....

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A Prayer When I'm Weary As Onward I Trod, A Little More Trusting, Believing In God, This I Would Wish For Within Moments Dear, Not A Lot - Just A Littl...

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A Philosopher Said: Choose Your 'friend' Very Carefully, Because They Will Become Your Introduction.

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A Dangerous Lunatic Escaped From The Mental Institution And Raped A Laundry Woman Before Making His Escape... The Headline In The Local Paper Read, Nut Screw...

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Can I Have Your Picture, So Santa Claus Knows Exactly What To Give Me. Happy Christmas.

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What Does A Woman Have When She Got Two Little Balls In Her Hand? The Man's Undivided Attention!!!

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Sardar In Bio Practical Exam Exmnr: See D Birds Leg Tell Its Name. Sardar: I Dont Know. Exmnr: U R Failed. Wats Ur Name? Sardr: Now U C My Leg Tell My Name.......

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Life Will Change Frm Clsroom To Office, Jeans 2 Formals, Books 2 Files, Pocketmoney To Salary, Wat Wil Nevr Chnge Is Friendship. Let It Be D Same 4ever.

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A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam, What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own Mother? . . . He Said, Call For Backup....

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Frdship Is Vast Like Universe.deep Like Ocean. High Like Sky.strong Like Iron.kind Like Mother. Cute Like Me.

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When Do Girls Get Selected And Boys Fail In Interview ? ? ? ? ? ? When Both Keep The 1st Button Of Their Shirt Open ! See The Difference ..!!!...

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Do U Know Full Form Of Dairymilk? Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately For A Lovely Kiss. That's Why Boys Alwys Gift Dairymilk N Girls Acept It.....

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. . . . . Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press T...

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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Don't Be Afraid If You Get Kidnapped Soon. I Told Santa That All I Want For Christmas Is You.

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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My Heart Was Beating Fast!!! She Spread Her Legs Apart And When She Did I Felt No Shame As All At Once The White Stuff Came At Last It Was Finished Its All Ov...

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Students Of 5th Class Asked Teacher: Can We Have Kids? Teacher Replied :never ! Boy Said To Girl : I Told You Not To Worry...:p

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Short N Cute .. There Is Nothing Special In This Msg Expect The Person Reading It ... ..

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God Is A Engineeer: . . Bramha-system Installer . . Vishnu-system Supporter . . Shiva-system Programmer . . Narad-data Tranfer . . Yam-deleter ....

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Real Problem Of Old Age: Every Part Of Your Body Feels Stiff Except : The Part That You Want Stiff.! Enjoy Your Age Before Its Too Late -)

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A Girl With Huge B***s Approached A Dentinst And Laid Down On Bed Removing Her Bra!!! Dentist: Heyy...what R U Donig, I M Only Dentist!!! Girl: U Fool..i Know...

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Condom Flavours : . Nike Condoms: Just Do It. . Mentos Condoms: The Freshmaker. . Kfc Condoms: Finger-licking Good. . Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, Mm Good. . Doub...

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What Is The Difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt A Boy Wears A Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look S**y The Boy . . . A Church Bell! )...

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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A Nice N Impressive Quote If Some 1 Is Trying 2 Impress U, 1 Thing, That Person Is Already Impress By U

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Beauty.. Freshness.. Dreams.. Truth.. Imagination.. Feeling.. Faith.. Trust.. This Is Begining Of A New Year!

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Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching Beautiful Girl In A Crowd But A Boys Heart Is Slower Than Govt Bus While When Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly ...

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Boy Asked Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies 4 U Everyday?? Girl Replied: . . . Oye Hoye What A Dialogue!! :d...

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New Funny Facebook Status . . . If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questi...

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I'm Like A Friend Like A Paper, U Can Write Ur Feeling, Scrible Ur Anger, Can Absorb Ur Tears, Don'throw Me After Use, Bcoz Wen U Feel Cold, Burn Me N Feel Warm...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? . . . . Banta: Me Too, After U Leave...

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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At Which Place Men And Women Have Curly Hairs? ? ? ? ? ? So Simple, West Indies Lolzz

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