2011 Messages

D Last Sun Of 2012 Has Spread Its Warmth. It Has Spread Its Glory On Earth, Feel The Remaining Moments Of Last Day, Scatter Happiness. Best Of Luck For 2013...

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Don't Be Afraid If You Get Kidnapped Soon. I Told Santa That All I Want For Christmas Is You.

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Christmas Is C-hrist's H-istoric, R-emarkable I-ncarnation S-tory, T-elling M-essiah's A-waited S-alvation.

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Christmas May Be Many Things Or It May Be A Few. For You, The Joy Is Each New Toy For Me Its Watching U.

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Mummy, Mummy, Where Do Babies Come From Asked The Little Girl??? Why Darling, They Come From The Storks. But Mummy, Who F*c*s The Storks????...

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 10 Sims At A Time.. 500 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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A New Born Baby Asked The Nurse Do U Have Msg Pack? Nurse : Ya! I Have Msg Pack? Baby : Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely Ask Him To Send My Girl Friend So...

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Q:: Why Did Cow Crossed The Road ? A:: Cause It Doesnt Want To Be Cloth For Lady Gaga.

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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Students Of 5th Class Asked Teacher: Can We Have Kids? Teacher Replied :never ! Boy Said To Girl : I Told You Not To Worry...:p

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? . . . . Banta: Me Too, After U Leave...

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A Gorgeous Shapely Girl Was Lying N*k*d In A Hospital Bed.... Suddenly A Young Man Came In, Pulled Back The Sheet And Examined Her Closely. Whats The Verdict?...

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Great Line :-) Im Not A Handsome But I Can Give My Hand To Some One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart, Not In Face.....

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Happy New Year Receive My Simple Gift Of Love Wrapped With Sincerity Tied With Care Sealed With Blessings 2 Keep U Happy Safe All The Life Long. Happy New Yea...

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What's The Difference Between A Woman And A Fast Food Chicken Take-away???? Once Youve Had The Br**st And Leg All Thats Left Is A Greasy Box To Stick Your Bone...

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What Is The Difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt A Boy Wears A Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look S**y The Boy . . . A Church Bell! )...

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Good Friends Should Be Like Zero.adding Them Or Subtracting Them Makes Them Same.but Dividing Them Is Not Possible.

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When Do Girls Get Selected And Boys Fail In Interview ? ? ? ? ? ? When Both Keep The 1st Button Of Their Shirt Open ! See The Difference ..!!!...

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A Man Comes Home Early From Work To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man... Who The Bloody H**l Is This? He Shouts Angrily. Good Question, She Replies. Say, ...

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Christmas Is Cancelled! I Told Santa You Were Good This Year And He Died Laughing.

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I'm Like A Friend Like A Paper, U Can Write Ur Feeling, Scrible Ur Anger, Can Absorb Ur Tears, Don'throw Me After Use, Bcoz Wen U Feel Cold, Burn Me N Feel Warm...

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Best Status Of Facebook 2012 - - - - - Insert Coin To View My Status Message!!!!

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A Woman Went Into A S3x Shop And Asked The Assistant For A Vibrator.... Wagging His Finger At Her, He Said, Come This Way. She Replied, If I Could Come That W...

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Boy- Hey I Got A New Car, A Laptop And A Mobile! Girl- That's Cools!! What Does Your Father Do? Boy Replied . . . . . . . . . . . He Sells Onions!...

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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Frdship Is Vast Like Universe.deep Like Ocean. High Like Sky.strong Like Iron.kind Like Mother. Cute Like Me.

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. . . . . Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press T...

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Do U Know Full Form Of Dairymilk? Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately For A Lovely Kiss. That's Why Boys Alwys Gift Dairymilk N Girls Acept It.....

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A Girl With Huge B***s Approached A Dentinst And Laid Down On Bed Removing Her Bra!!! Dentist: Heyy...what R U Donig, I M Only Dentist!!! Girl: U Fool..i Know...

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Two Prostitutes Talking Over A Cup Of Tea. Whats Your Day Been Like, Gloria? Exhausting, But Good Business. Ive Climbed Up And Down Those Stairs More Than 70 Ti...

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching Beautiful Girl In A Crowd But A Boys Heart Is Slower Than Govt Bus While When Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly ...

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Failure Is Not In That Your Girlfriend Leaves U... But It Is Only When U Send Her Virgin...

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A Prayer When I'm Weary As Onward I Trod, A Little More Trusting, Believing In God, This I Would Wish For Within Moments Dear, Not A Lot - Just A Littl...

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Maths Teacher ... How Can You Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally..?? Student - By Making Juice Think Different Student Rocks......

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2012 Will Start With A Combo Of 1111 After 10 Days 11111 Then Again After 10 Months It Will Be 11111 After That 111111. Amazing Indeed.....

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- - 6 Qualities Of A Girlfriend:- B-bombshell I-intellegent G-gorgeous A-amazing S-smart S-seducing In Conclusion B.i.g A.s.s!!!!...

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