2011 Messages

D Last Sun Of 2012 Has Spread Its Warmth. It Has Spread Its Glory On Earth, Feel The Remaining Moments Of Last Day, Scatter Happiness. Best Of Luck For 2013...

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I Wish I Was Santa... He Knows Where All The Naughty Girls Live...

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Don't Be Afraid If You Get Kidnapped Soon. I Told Santa That All I Want For Christmas Is You.

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A New Born Baby Asked The Nurse Do U Have Msg Pack? Nurse : Ya! I Have Msg Pack? Baby : Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely Ask Him To Send My Girl Friend So...

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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A Group Of Elephants Were Sitting On The Street. A S**y Female Elephant Passes By What Does The Loafer Elephant Say? Wow 3600-2400-3600

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Failure Is Not In That Your Girlfriend Leaves U... But It Is Only When U Send Her Virgin...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Can I Have Your Picture, So Santa Claus Knows Exactly What To Give Me. Happy Christmas.

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New Funny Facebook Status . . . If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questi...

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky, The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly, The Morning Due May Kiss The Grass But You May Kiss My Lips!!

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Mummy, Mummy, Where Do Babies Come From Asked The Little Girl??? Why Darling, They Come From The Storks. But Mummy, Who F*c*s The Storks????...

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A Man Comes Home Early From Work To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man... Who The Bloody H**l Is This? He Shouts Angrily. Good Question, She Replies. Say, ...

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What's The Difference Between A Woman And A Fast Food Chicken Take-away???? Once Youve Had The Br**st And Leg All Thats Left Is A Greasy Box To Stick Your Bone...

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()() ,* ( 'o' ) ,*** =(,,)=(')-*** (),,,() ** Roses 4 U... Merry Christmas To U...

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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He Darling,if You Marry Me , I Ll Satisfy Your Smallest Wishes. She And What About Big Wishes.. Ha Ha Ha

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Sardar In Bio Practical Exam Exmnr: See D Birds Leg Tell Its Name. Sardar: I Dont Know. Exmnr: U R Failed. Wats Ur Name? Sardr: Now U C My Leg Tell My Name.......

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Boy: I Can Do Anything For U.. Girl:will U Die Fro Me?? Boy:yes!! Girl:will U Delete Your Facebook Account For Me???? Boy:heyyy Sister...what R U Doing Here..ur...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said...come On Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

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Ur Friendship Is A Glowing Ember Through The Yr N Each December Frm Its Warm N Livin Spark V Kindle Flame Against Da Dark N With Its Shining Radiance Light Our ...

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Good Friends Should Be Like Zero.adding Them Or Subtracting Them Makes Them Same.but Dividing Them Is Not Possible.

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Boy In Very Romantic Mood: Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body Girlfriend: No Thanks, I Already Have An Ash Holee..

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Q:: Why Did Cow Crossed The Road ? A:: Cause It Doesnt Want To Be Cloth For Lady Gaga.

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What Is The Difference When A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt A Boy Wears A Mini Skirt? Ans: The Girl Will Look S**y The Boy . . . A Church Bell! )...

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Beauty.. Freshness.. Dreams.. Truth.. Imagination.. Feeling.. Faith.. Trust.. This Is Begining Of A New Year!

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Frdship Is Vast Like Universe.deep Like Ocean. High Like Sky.strong Like Iron.kind Like Mother. Cute Like Me.

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What Does A Woman Have When She Got Two Little Balls In Her Hand? The Man's Undivided Attention!!!

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Come Back Yet! . . . Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else....

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A Philosopher Said: Choose Your 'friend' Very Carefully, Because They Will Become Your Introduction.

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When Do Girls Get Selected And Boys Fail In Interview ? ? ? ? ? ? When Both Keep The 1st Button Of Their Shirt Open ! See The Difference ..!!!...

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, You've Always Been ..........a Headache!...

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Two Prostitutes Talking Over A Cup Of Tea. Whats Your Day Been Like, Gloria? Exhausting, But Good Business. Ive Climbed Up And Down Those Stairs More Than 70 Ti...

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A Nice N Impressive Quote If Some 1 Is Trying 2 Impress U, 1 Thing, That Person Is Already Impress By U

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Q - Whats The Difference Between Magnets And Women .. Ans - Magnets Have A Positive Side

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. . . . . Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press T...

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A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam, What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own Mother? . . . He Said, Call For Backup....

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A Nurse Accidently Saw A Man P*n*s And Exclaimed To Another Nurse..... Oh Carol, You Will Never Guess What I Have Just Seen, The Man In Cubicle 7 Has Noon Tatt...

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