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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed: Martha U Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said: I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So :p...

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Answer Is: Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind....

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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. . Pappu: What's The Difference Between Confidence And Confidential? . . Santa: Yo Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Also My Son, That's Confidential....

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. . . Q: Why Dogs Don't Marry? . . . A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life

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Definition Of Boss: Boss Is A Person Who Thinks Dat 9 Women Together Can Produce A Child In 1 Month And If Achieved Then He Wud Want Twins From Next Month

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Love Is A Gamble S*x Is A Game Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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Boy: Sweet Heart I Have Brought 2 Tickets For An English Moive Wanne Come? Girl: Which Movie? Boy: Condon For Sale Girl: U B*****d It's Quntum Of Salace...

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School Girl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? School Girl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral....

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: No Your Honor I Am Divorcing Him For Threatening Of Every Night With Dea...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind :d...

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: Man Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now C Commentator Said, A Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar. :-)...

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..... ...... ..girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I...

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Ohhh Katty I Love You Naughty You Are So Much Hotty But So Cuty Love You Lotty Don't Be Fatty It's Not My Duty Love It.............................................

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. . For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's Che...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said …“come On Over, There’s Nobody Home.” I Went Over.nobody Was Home

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Ques:why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? Think As An Engineer Ans:b'coz Boys Have Ball Bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Come Back Yet! . . . Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else....

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable.

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Women To Dentist: Its So Painful I Will Prefer To Get Pregnant Than Getting My Cavity Filled. Dentist: Make A Decision, I Will Adjust The Chair Accordingly....

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Here's To The Girl That I Kissed Last. She Didn't Kiss Slowly Nor Did She Kiss Fast. But She Kissed So Long And She Kissed So Sweet. She Made Things Stand Th...

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000....

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H3ll! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H3ll..

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A Girl Asked, Why Cow Seems Depressed When Being Milked? Teacher: If Every Morning They Rub Yours 20-30 Minutes And Don't F**k U, U Will Feel The Same?

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Husband: If I Sleep With Your Best Friend What Will Be The First Thought To Cross Your Mind? Wife:that You Are A Homosexual.

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How Long Does It Take For A Woman To O****m? Who Cares?

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In A Biology Class Professor: Every One Should Draw D Diagram Of Male Production Organ. Boys: Sir,1st U Close Ur Zip Because 1st Bench Girls R Copying..!!...

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? . . A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest . . While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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What Is The Difference Between Ooooh! And Aaaah!? About Three Inches.

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Guts. When Your Wife Catches You In Bed With Another Girl, And You Say: Darling Next Is Your Turn... :-)

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A Man Had Sun Burnt In His Private Part! So He Asked To Dip It In A Milk From His Friend. While Doing This His Gf Spots Him. N Says I Always Wonder How U Guys...

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun....

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Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! Always Ultra: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!...

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