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3 Girls In Tuition: G1: Hey, Yesterday I Saw A Condom In Teacher's Table..!! G2: Yah, Yah I Also Saw It. N' I Put A Little Hole On It ..!! G3: Oh Shii...

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N****e N****e Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000....

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha Ur Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So...

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Looking Up Websites , I Found An Address That Sounded Interesting. I Clicked On The Link And Was Taken To A Site That Said, This Page Is Under Construction.i Lo...

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This Week Is Bre*st Awareness Week. Spread The Slogan: We Stare Because We Care!

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another 'i Slept With Ur Mom Last Nite' D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response.. He Laughs Says, 'lets Go Home Dad, U R Dru...

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I Asked My Wife, Where Do You Want To Go For Our Anniversary? She Said, Somewhere I Have Never Been! I Told Her, How About The Kitchen?...

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A Man Was Teaching A Woman How To Swim , Finally The Woman Said : Tell Me Frankly Will I Really Drown Like A Leaking Boat If U Take Ur Finger Out......

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive,,...

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Boy:i Like Dat Girl His Frnd: She Has A Boyfriend! Boy: Look.a Goalpost Always Has A Goalkeper.... But Dat Dosnt Mean U Cnt Score Goals. Njy D Fifa World Cu...

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Cannt Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Dosnt Mean You Start F**king ...

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If You Cry, I Cry... If You Laugh, I Laugh... If You Are Happy, I Am Too... If You Are Sad, I Am Too... And If You Are Horny, Call Me.......

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Small Boy Wrote To Santa Claus,,please Santa Send Me A Brother Santa Wrote Back, Send Me Your Mother Hohoho!.

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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Pennnisss Need Some Rest At Night But It Don't Want To Rest If Katrina Sleep With Him Open......

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He Took Me From A Bar He Took Me In His Car He Took My Top Off He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine!...

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Kiss Me And You Will See Stars . Love Me And I Will Give Them To You.

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Kid Asked:why Dad Mum R In Their Room Since 5days? Sister:i Don't Know But Why R U Laughing? Kid:dad Asked For 'vaseline' I Gave Him 'fevicol'!........

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Wife And Husband Have Bought Condoms With Different Flavours. - Darling, I Will Turn Off The Light, Put One On And You Guess The Flavour. As Soon As He Turns Of...

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.... Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ...

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In A Vampire Restaurant, Everyone Was Ordering Hot Blood Of Teenage Girls As Drink,a Vampire Ordered Hot Water, All Started Taunting A Dracula Should Be Ashamed...

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Girl's Top 7lies: 1-i Luv U 2-i'm Virgin 3-i Hate S*x 4-u R 1st 2 Touch Me 5-oh It's 2 Big Nvr Seen B4 6-i Don't Want 2b Fcked 7-ok Only Once...

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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Boy:i Like The Soft Thing Behind Your Bra. Girl:what? Boy:your Heart. Girl:i Love The Big Thing Between Your Two Legs. Boy:what? Girl:your Pulsar Bike....

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Boy To Grand Mother :mama, Why Did People Have So Many Kids In Your Time ? Grandmother:''son Thats Because Oral S*x Was A Myth Then!!

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What's The Difference Between A Sorority Girl And A Toilet? A Toilet Doesn't Follow You Around After You Use It.

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet U! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That.

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymooncame Fully Exhausted And Tired,when Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?she Replied :when This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Mehe Has...

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Mummy, Mummy, Are Little Birds Made Of Metal? Of Course Not, Darling, Why Do You Think That? I Just Heard Dad Say Hed Like To Screw The A**e Off The Bird Nex...

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Every Married Man Keeps Wondering Every Evening: Should I Go Out And Look At What I Cannot F*ck Or....stay Home And F*ck What I Cannot Look At....

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I Can Tell Any Woman's Future By Touching And Feeling Their N***d Buttocks........ I Call This Divine Knowledge Of Mine As: ? ? ? ?? ??? A*s-trology :-)...

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Why To Suffer Trying By All Means To Become Rich And Wear Expensive Branded Clothes, When Most Beautiful Things In Life We Do Without Cloths.

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name....

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind :d...

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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. . Son I Want A Baby Brother . . Mom Your Dad Is Overseas. . When He Comes Back We Will Talk Over It. . Son Why Dont You Give Him A Surprise...

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Oh My Darling, Whispered The Passionate Young Man. Am I The First Man Youve Ever Made Love To???? Yes, Yes, She Replied, Looking Bored. Why Do Men Always As...

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