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John Jim Were Having Anal S*x When John Says I've Aids. Dear God Cries Jim. Only Messing Says John, I Just Love The Way U Tighten Your A**e When I Say It

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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. . Boys Rules For Bikes .. . . Use When Its New . . Ride When It Performs . . Throw When Makes Noise . Unfortunately . Thats The Girls Rule To Handle The Boy...

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A Man Is Taking A Woman Home After Their First Date. When They Get To Her Door, He Asks If He Can Come Inside. Woman: Absolutely Not. I Never Ask A Guy To Come ...

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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Condom Flavours : . Nike Condoms: Just Do It. . Mentos Condoms: The Freshmaker. . Kfc Condoms: Finger-licking Good. . Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, Mm Good. . Doub...

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A Notice In A Factory For Girl Workers: If Your Skirt Is Long, Protect Yourself From Machines At Work.. If It Is Short, Protect Yourself From Men At Work...

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Three Tampons Walk Down The Road, Which One Says Hi? None! They're All Stuck Up C**ts.

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? . . . . . Student: 3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem 1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge...

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Bra Sizes Ever Wonder Why Abcdef Are Used To Define Bra Sizes? A - Almost B - Better C - Cute D - D*mn Good E - Enormous F - Fake Ps. . . They Should Add...

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Q. How Do You Teach A Blond Math? A. Subtract Her Clothes, Divide Her Legs, And Square Root Her.

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A Call Girl Married Her Pimp. Someone Asked- What Does Your Husband Do? Call Girl: He Is My Marketing Director!!

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Civil Engneer Asked His Town Plannr. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d......

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The Saddest Part Of A Man's Body Is His Balls. The Lord Almighty Sentenced Them To : Hang Till Death !

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I Love You, Ma Cherie, With My Heart And Soul Wont You Let The Rest Of Me, Love You Also?

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Boy Aunty You Apples Are Touching Me Aunty: Is It My Apples? Ok The Apples Are Yours But The Juice Is Coming From My Banana

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South Indians Just Discovered Kolaveri Di But Punjabi's Had Already Discovered Maa Di Behan Di

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: ?can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?? Teacher Replied ? No Never!!? Boy Said To Girl : ?see I Told You Not To Worry!!!!?....

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A Man Went To The Doctor Feeling Very Depressed. What You Need, Said The Doctor, Is Some Companionship. Go Out And Find A Girl Who Likes To Do The Same Things...

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Lady Traveling With Her Husband In The Train. Lady-last Night That Man Sitting Over There Put Hands In To My Bra. Husband-u Dont Worry The Money Was In My Pants...

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Adult Super Dirty N Funny: Girl1:i Will Go Under Car,so 1 Month No Challege Girl2:i Will Go Under Truck,so 2 Month No Challenge Boy:ok...both Of You Come Under ...

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A New Born Baby Asked The Nurse Do U Have Msg Pack? Nurse : Ya! I Have Msg Pack? Baby : Send Msg 2 God That I Reached Safely Ask Him To Send My Girl Friend So...

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. . I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. . . On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. . . 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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Whats The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases

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Two Girls Boasting About Their Boyfriends. Jacks Unbelievable, Said The First Girl. He Walks Right Up To Me And Puts It Straight In. Thats Nothing, Said The...

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70 Ways To Make A Woman Happy: No. 1 Is Shopping The Rest Is '69'.

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Why Does A Man Keep His Wifes Picture In His Pocket? Because Whenever He Is In Trouble, He Looks At The Picture And Thinks .... If I Can Face This, I Can Face ...

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Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl's Mood. Red Color - Wild Mood Black Color - S**y Mood Blue Color - Romantic Mood Pink - Seductive Mood No Panty - Perfect Mood ...

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Santa Calls Fm Station -i'hv Found A Wallet Eit Rs15000 Of Mr Sharma. Rj-do U Want To Return It???? Santa-nhi Re Pagle I Want To Dedicate A Sad Song To Him.....

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One Boy To Another, What Did You Do On Mothers Day? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother...

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This Story Happen In A Shop. Salesgirl : Excuse Me Sir, You Can't Smoke Here! Man : But I Bought These Cigarettes From Your Shop... Salesgirl : Sir, We...

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Why Are Earthquakes Increasing ?? . . With The Advantage Of Condoms And I-pill 600 Crore Couples Are F**king Every Night Around The World, How Can You Expect Th...

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Define Rape With The Help Of One Good Example? Rape Is A Very-very Difficult Job, For Eg. It Is Like Playing Golf With A Continuously Moving Hole!!!

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S**? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone!!!

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2 Neighbours Are Chatting Over The Garden Wall. Today My Husband Will Bring A Bunch Of Flowers!! Oh Isnt That Nice, You Are Lucky.. No, Not Really. He Will Ex...

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Kissing At The Top,holding At The Middle Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answar? What? Ho...don't Think Dirty... Its A ''cigrette''

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. . A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said . This Is Worse Than Divorce . I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife...

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Rapist, Psycho And G*y In A Prison: Rapist: If A Cat Would Be Here I Could Have Raped Here. Psycho: I Could Have Raped Her Ntil I Die. . . . . G*y : Mea...

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)....

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