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Q: If Tennis Players Get Tennis Elbow, Squash Players Get Squash Knees, What Do Gynecologists Get? A: Tunnel Vision

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A Girl Looked At Her P*s*ey She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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