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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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A Nued Girl Sit Into A Sardar Taxi Sardar Driver Staring At Her ..... Girl: Havent You Seen A Girl Without Cloths Ever? Sardar: I Am Thinking Where You Have ...

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N****e N****e Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy

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What Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls And Not There In Babies??? The Letter L What U Thinking..?? Dirty Mind

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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A Woman Married A One Legged Man. She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches...

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Dont Take Things In Wrong Sense When- Dr.says Take Off Your Cloths Dentist Says Open Wide Interior Decorator Says Once Its In You Love It Banker Says If You...

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Whats Common Between The Sun Womens Underwear? 1) Both Are Hott 2) Both Look Better While Going Down 3) Both Disappear By Night..

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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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I Asked My Wife, Where Do You Want To Go For Our Anniversary? She Said, Somewhere I Have Never Been! I Told Her, How About The Kitchen?...

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Yesterday's News: An Aunty Was Raped While Jogging. Today's News: More Aunties Found Jogging.........

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John Jim Were Having Anal S*x When John Says I've Aids. Dear God Cries Jim. Only Messing Says John, I Just Love The Way U Tighten Your A**e When I Say It

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind...

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Kiss Is The Key Of Love. Kiss Is The Key Of Love. Love Is The Key Of Marriage. Marriage Is The Box Of Children. Children Are Problem Of World So Stop The Kissin...

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,whichthe Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...

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Student : Sir Why The Girls Not Take Mobile In Their Own Bras? Teacher : Bcoz The Vibration Of The Mobile Convert Their Milk Into Lassi.....

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Boy:i Like Dat Girl His Frnd: She Has A Boyfriend! Boy: Look.a Goalpost Always Has A Goalkeper.... But Dat Dosnt Mean U Cnt Score Goals. Njy D Fifa World Cu...

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: “can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?”teacher Replied ”no Never!!”boy Said To Girl: “see I Told You Not To Worry!!!!...

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A Nurse Accidently Saw A Man P*n*s And Exclaimed To Another Nurse..... Oh Carol, You Will Never Guess What I Have Just Seen, The Man In Cubicle 7 Has Noon Tatt...

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A Dentist Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dr. Madam U R Holding My Balls , Lady Yes It Is Just Remind U That We R Not Going To Hurt Each Other..

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The Way I See It Im Smarter Than You. Because I Fell In Love With You, And You Still Havent.

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Why Katrina's Ball Is So Milky ........................... .............................. ................................... .....................................

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me??? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? ? ? ? ? Boy: Yup... Im Talkin Abt Ur Beautiful Eyes...!!...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:dont Worry,ill Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring....

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A Woman Calls Her Husband Into The Bedroom. Now Mike, I Want You To Take Off My Blouse! Good.. Now I Also Want You To Take Off My Bra. Good... Now Can You Take ...

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Husband: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive. And If All Else Fails, Read The Capital Letter...

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What Do You Call A Prostitute With Her Hand Down Her Skirt? Self-employed

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One Boy To Another, What Did You Do On Mothers Day? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother...

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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl . . Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of ...

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Girls Are Like Phones. We Love To Be Held, Talked Too But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

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What Is D Similarity Between Doing S*x Doing Surgery? Skill Is More Important Than The Instrument...

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Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! Always Ultra: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!...

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A Gorgeous Shapely Girl Was Lying N*k*d In A Hospital Bed.... Suddenly A Young Man Came In, Pulled Back The Sheet And Examined Her Closely. Whats The Verdict?...

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive...

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