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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...

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A Very Rich Businessman Asked His Small Son What He Would U Like For Christmas.... A Baby Brother Plzz, He Replied. I M Sorry, Son, There's Not Enough Time, ...

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Define Contraceptive Pill? Its The Second Best Thing That A Women Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy.

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