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.... .... Katrina:salman, I Want You At Night In My Bed Salman:i Am Waiting For That Katrina:what! Salman:you Mean X Katrina:but Be Sure,you Have Long Bat Salma...

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In A Vampire Restaurant, Everyone Was Ordering Hot Blood Of Teenage Girls As Drink,a Vampire Ordered Hot Water, All Started Taunting A Dracula Should Be Ashamed...

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Here's To The Girl That I Kissed Last. She Didn't Kiss Slowly Nor Did She Kiss Fast. But She Kissed So Long And She Kissed So Sweet. She Made Things Stand Th...

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What Is Height Of Desperation? A Vampire Sucking Blood From A Sanitary Napkin

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Q-whats Soft And Warm When You Go To Bed, But Hard And Stiff When You Wake Up? A-vomit ....dont Think Dirty!!!!

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . Books And Study.........

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A Boy Pulled A Gal In2 A Room,lockd D Door,put Off D Lite,pulled Her On D Bed,dragged Her In2 D Blanket N Said: Look My New Lighting Of Radium Watch.

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A Husband Was Creating A Password To Protect His Document.... He Put His Password As Myp****s ... The Wife Swirled Down The Floor And Laughed When The Computer...

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An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite Realizes Wife Haveing Periods , He Telegrams To Hq:red Alert On Front Extend Leave Reply: From Hq: Attack Frm Back And R...

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It's Late At Night And The Husband And Wife Are In Bed.. They Jst Abt To Fall Asleep When Hubby Whispers, How About A Little Loving Honey??? Oh No, She Replie...

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Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, . . . . . . . Wore In Front Of Her Hubby. Hubby: U Look Very S**y In This Bra! Wife : U Know Salesman Was Also Saying Same Th...

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After Great S*x She Lies There Stroking His *beep*, He Looks At Her And Asks If She Wants More S*x, She Looks Back At Him And Says No Im Just Admirin Ur *beep* ...

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Oh My Darling, Do You Always Kiss With Your Eyes Closed? Whispered The Smitten Young Man...... Only When I Have To Kiss You, She Replied!!!!...

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Tell (� �) ,l Em 2 ( O, )(' ') F*ck >?< / / Off!

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What Do A Prostitutes And Bowling Balls Have In Common? Both Love To Be Picked Up, Fingered An Then Banged Down An Alley

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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Two Women Were Talking About A Date.. Heyy Stace, How Did Ur New Hot Date Go Last Night?? Ok, I Suppose, But I Dont Think I'll Be Gng Out Wid Him Again!! Why ...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It...

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Marriage. Marriage Is A Box Of Children. The Children Are Future Of India. So Don't Stop Of Kissing..

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A Contest In A Girls College: Write A Short Essay Which Contains S3x, Religion And Mystery. The Winners Essyy Was- Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder Who Did It...

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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Girl: Mom, Im Pregnant! Mom: Wat?wat Did I Tell U About S*x? Girl: I Shud Take Measures. Mom: Well, Didn't U? Girl: I Did! I Took Measure N Went 4 D Bigg...

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A Beautiful Wife In Bed Spreads Her Legs Wide Asks Man Do U Knw Wat I Want Man:i Know U Naughty U Want 2 Sleep Alone On Full Bed...

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A Young Man Asked Swamiji Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear? .....

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The Young Couple Had Just Got Down To Business When The Girl Suddenly Stopped... Whats Wrong, Sweetheart, Am I Hurting U, Shall I Take It Out?? Yes, She Murm...

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Prove : Ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc Solution: A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minutes Pressure + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child......

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A Girl Looked At Her P*s*ey She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Husband, Upon Meeting Ex- After Two Years Of Separation: Listen Honey, Why Don't We Have A Few Drinks, Dinner, Go To My Apartment And Really Make Love? Ex-: Ov...

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: Man Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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A Fact About Human Emotions. . We Never Hate People We Love The Most. We Only Try To Make Them Know. How Does It Feels When We Are Neglected....

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Sardar Running Behind Bus, And Finaly Catches It N Asked Driver, Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai ?nahi. Behan Lagti? Nahi… Biwi ? Nahi. Tho Sala Chadne Kyu Nahi De...

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Boy:your New Shoes Is Beatuiful.. Girl: You Want To Remove It Boy: Then Your Dress Is Also So Nice....

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Don't Worry: I'm A Bottle Of Wine!

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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Ok Guys, You're Stuck In Bed Between The Most Beautiful Girl In The World And A G*y Guy. Who Do You Turn Your Back To?

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Why Dont Witches Wear Panties? . . . . . . . . So They Can Get A Better Grip On The Broom..

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