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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper Replied: If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months...

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After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...

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Two Men Were Sitting At The Bar Talking Over Past Times... One Said To The Other, I Will Never Forget The Day I Turned To The Bottle As A Substitute For Wome...

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Why Do Girls Attend College Regularly? Anyguess? Bcoz Missing A Single Periodis A Sign Of Pregnancy

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha You Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know, Coz The Driver Always Tells Me So...

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Boy: I Like The S0ft Thing Behind Ur Bra Girl: What Boy: Ur Heart Girl: I Love The Big Thing Btween Ur 2 Legs Boy: Wat Girl: Ur Bike -

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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Salesgirl : Sorry, U Cant Smoke Here, Customer : But I Bought Cigerates From Here Salesgirl : Sir We Sell Condoms Too, . . .. But It Doesnt Mean U Start Fu**...

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I...

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable.

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Girl: Don't Kiss Me Baby ? Boy: Why? Girl: Because Bad Smell Is Coming From Ur Mouth

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Whats The Similarity Between Kodak And Condoms??? . . . . They Are Both There To Catch Those Special Moments!!!

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Bra Sizes Ever Wonder Why Abcdef Are Used To Define Bra Sizes? A - Almost B - Better C - Cute D - D*mn Good E - Enormous F - Fake Ps. . . They Should Add...

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Two Prostitutes Talking Over A Cup Of Tea. Whats Your Day Been Like, Gloria? Exhausting, But Good Business. Ive Climbed Up And Down Those Stairs More Than 70 Ti...

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Niple Niple Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy....

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch....

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Miss: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Student: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymooncame Fully Exhausted And Tired,when Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?she Replied :when This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Mehe Has...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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A Friend Once Asked Me, What If I Broke Your Trust Someday? I Replied. Trusting You Was My Decision Proving Me Rite Is Your Choice.

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Why Do Girls Attend Classes Regularly? ? ? ? ? Because Missing Of Period Is A Sign Of Pregnancy...!! :d...

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Old Chinese Proverb Says Man With Erection Walking Through Door Sideways Is Always Going To Bangkok

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A Baby-sitter Is A Teenager Acting Like An Adult While The Adults Are .. You Know... Busy!

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# Girl Boy Were Having S.ex. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle Lips...

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Law Of Reverse Dynamics: . When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich...

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet !...

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1. Cover Your Stump Before You H**p 2. Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker 3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy 4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout 5. Don...

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. . Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle...

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A Banana And A Vibrator Sitting On A Bedside Table. Banana Says To Vibrator 'i Don't Know Why You're Shaking, She's Gonna F**king Eat Me!

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Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...

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On A Cold Night,2 Bulls R Standing In A Field. 1 Says-boy It's Mighty Cold Out Here! D Other Says Yes, I Think I Might Slip Into A Nice Jersey...

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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy.

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Why Should Guys Have To Dip There P**is In Horlicks ? ? ? ? Bcoz It Makes Taller, Stronger And Sharper

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- - 6 Qualities Of A Girlfriend:- B-bombshell I-intellegent G-gorgeous A-amazing S-smart S-seducing In Conclusion B.i.g A.s.s!!!!...

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Q. Why Do Men Pay More Than Women For Car Insurance? A. Because Women Don't Get Blow Jobs While They're Driving.

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A Beautiful Wife In Bed Spreads Her Legs Wide Asks Man Do U Knw Wat I Want Man:i Know U Naughty U Want 2 Sleep Alone On Full Bed...

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid,exclaimed ‘martha Ur Are Sweeter Than My Wife’the Maid Smiled And Said‘i Know ‘cos The Driver Always Tells Me So’...

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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. . A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said . This Is Worse Than Divorce . I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife...

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