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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pe**s So Big? .. .. .. Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!!...

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Our Life Is Long Time..! We Meet For Short Time..! But..! You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..! My Sweetypie ..! I'm Missing U Dis Time....

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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Prostitute: Hi, Want To Have S*x? Santa: Ok. Only If You Do It Like My Wife Does. Prostitute: I Can Do It In Any Way. So How Does She Do It? Santa: She Does It ...

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A Wife Catches Her Husband Masturbating Under The Shower And Approaches Him. The Husband: - Oh Dear, It Was So Dirty That I Had To Rub It So Hard... It Almost H...

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