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. . Truly Nog Veg Msg Is. . Chickens . Egg . Mottun Buffalo Meat Fish , Thats All Non-veg :-p...

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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I Love You, Ma Cherie, With My Heart And Soul Wont You Let The Rest Of Me, Love You Also?

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Aids Awareness Slogan: Cover Your Stump, Before You Pump. Don't Be Silly, Cover Your Lully. Don't Be A Fool, Condom Is Your Tool.!...

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Husband Brave, Intelligent, Gentle Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive And If All Else Fails, Read The Capital Letter...

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. . . Q: Why Dogs Don't Marry? . . . A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life

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. . A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said . This Is Worse Than Divorce . I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife...

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S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Woman's Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration?!

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A Five Year Old Girl Once Asked Her Teacher.... Sir,does Honey Have Legs? Teacher : No,why Do You Ask That?? Girl : 'coz Every Night,i Hear My Dad Saying Hon...

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The Best Stock Investments You Can Make Are Condom Companies. They Are Bound To Go Up Eventually.

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day, With Few Friends Is Nice.. . . . . . . . . But . . . . . . . What About Having A Hot Friend, On A Cold Day After A Few Drinks...

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1.laziness..? Asking Lift For Morning Walk. 2.honesty.? Pregnant Women Purchasing 2 Tickets. 3.de-hydration..? Cow Giving Milk Powder. 4.hope..? A ...

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Tarzan And Jane Came To New York And Were Being Interviewed. A Reporter Said: Tarzan, What Is Your Wife's Name? Tarzan Replied: Jane. The Reporter Then Said: No...

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Define, Biology And Sociology? . . . If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It Is Biology, If He Looks Like His Neighbor Than It Is Called Sociology.....

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Why Dont Witches Wear Panties? . . . . . . . . So They Can Get A Better Grip On The Broom..

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Nurse Kept Sardar’s Finger In Her Mouthafter Blood Test.then Sardar Started Dancing .nurse:y R U Dancing.sardar:next Is Urine Test

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Friends R Like Pieces Of Puzzle.... If U Lose 1 It Willnever B Complete Again... Just Want U 2 Know U R One Of D Pieces.. I Can't Afford 2 Lose .......

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Kiss Is The Key Of Love. Kiss Is The Key Of Love. Love Is The Key Of Marriage. Marriage Is The Box Of Children. Children Are Problem Of World So Stop The Kissin...

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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Ques:why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? Think As An Engineer Ans:b'coz Boys Have Ball Bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction...

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.... .... Katrina:salman, I Want You At Night In My Bed Salman:i Am Waiting For That Katrina:what! Salman:you Mean X Katrina:but Be Sure,you Have Long Bat Salma...

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3 Girls In Tuition: G1: Hey, Yesterday I Saw A Condom In Teacher's Table..!! G2: Yah, Yah I Also Saw It. N' I Put A Little Hole On It ..!! G3: Oh Shii...

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Woman: I Should Tell You, I Have Acute Angina. The Man Replied, Thats Good Because You Have The Ugliest B*****s I Ever Seen!

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When Do Girls Get Selected And Boys Fail In Interview? When Both Keep The First Button Of Their Shirt Opened In Front Of The Ceo !!! . . . See The Difference :-...

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A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

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A Miss Asked 4rm Chilrens... Tell Me D Things We Should Avoid Putting In Mouth? Johny Replied, Hot Bulb !! Miss- But Why Is It Hot Bulb?? Johny- Last Night M...

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On 1st Night Santa Uses All His Power To Push It In. Fails But Proudly Says: Too Tight! But I'm Happy I'm The 1st. Bride: No Ji. Others Removed The Panty 1st.

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What's The Difference Between A Woman And A Fast Food Chicken Take-away???? Once Youve Had The Br**st And Leg All Thats Left Is A Greasy Box To Stick Your Bone...

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying... I'll Be Back In An Hour :-...

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Whats The 1st Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook. The One U Thought Is The Second Most ...

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Girl: What Time Do You Go To Sleep? Boy: I Don't Know, Whenever You Do. . Girl: Why When I Do? Boy: Because Then I'll Have No Reason To Be Awake....

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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........... Katrina First Night............... Opening Her Panty She Just Go To The Bathroom That's It

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A Couple Were In Bedroom ..girl Says To Her Bf,'i Wish I Had Bigger T*ts'. The Bf Says I Recommend To Get Some Toilet Tissue N Rub It Betwn Your T*ts For 2 Mon...

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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On A Hot Date Movie Ticket 300 Dinner 2000 Car Fuel 500 Coffee 200 Hotel Room 8000 Ur Girlfrnd Says Shez On Period And F*ckng Smile On Ur Face Is Priceless...

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Why Don't They Have Any Toilet Paper In Pizza Restaurant? Because Its Finger Licking Good!

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Dog Is Truly A Man's Best Friend. If You Don't Believe It, Just Try This Experiment: Lock Your Dog And Your Girlfriend In The Boot Of The Car For An Hour. Whe...

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A Husband Turned To His Wife And Said, Honey, I Bet You Cant Tell Me Something That Will Make Me Happy And Sad At The Same Time. She Said, You Have The Biggest...

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