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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear...

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl...

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Man Marries A Deaf Gal.he Mimes, Lets Make A Code! If I Want S*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, In Responce U Can Pull My P**is Once For Yes And 50 Times For No.....

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Catch Her By Her Waist… Bring Her Home. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips & Have A.. …nice Drink…pepsi

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A Girl Looked At Her P*s*ey She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Kissing At The Top,holding At The Middle Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answar? What? Ho...don't Think Dirty... Its A ''cigrette''

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Nargis . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise ..

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying... I'll Be Back In An Hour :-...

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. . School Starts - Boy - Can I Go To The Toilet . Teacher - Say The Alphabet First So He Says . A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z . Teacher: W...

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Come Here, Take Off Your Pents And Knickers, Get On Top Of Me, Enjoy Until U Get Satisfied, Loving Yours….. Toilt...

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Mom: Why Are You Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project ....

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2 Men Went 2 A Call Girl. 1st Went In, Came Out And Said No My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In, Came Out And Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Really Better....

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind....

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.. . A Solid Reason For Having Two Girlfriends At One Time : . . . Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!...

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A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl : Dont Follow Me, Becoz My Mother Is Coming Behind U, Boy : Dont U Worry, My Father Is Following Her. . ....

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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?......

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Min......

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed: Martha U Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said: I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So :p...

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Condom Says To Whisper : Buddy Every Months U Stop My Business For One Week . . . . . Whisper Says : Ahh If U Make A Mistake One Time, I'll Loose My Business F...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? . . . . Banta: Me Too, After U Leave...

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Officer: Madam Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake. Lady: Then Why Dint You Tell Me When I Was Removing My Clothes? Officer: Well, That's Not Prohibited...

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Best Lines By True Lover. . I Am 99 Percent Sure The Person I Love Doesnt Love Me, But... 1 Percent Is Enough For Me To Hold On My Hopes.....

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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Yesterday's News: An Aunty Was Raped While Jogging. Today's News: More Aunties Found Jogging.........

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My Wife And I Have The Secret To Making A Marriage Last. Two Times A Week, We Go To A Nice Restaurant, A Little Wine, Good Food... She Goes Tuesdays, I Go F...

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Son: Teacher Says, Father Is The Pillar Of The Family Then Whats Mom? Dad: She Makes The Pillar Stiff, Strong And Worthwhile To Raise A Family...

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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. . Son I Want A Baby Brother . . Mom Your Dad Is Overseas. . When He Comes Back We Will Talk Over It. . Son Why Dont You Give Him A Surprise...

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A Girl Asked A Guru To Explain Devil, H**l Nd Heaven. Guru- Between My Two Legs Is Devil, Between Your Two Legs Is H**l, Put Devil In H**l You'll Feel Heaven....

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You Will Never Believe This, Johnny, Said The Simple Friend. My Wifes A Bit Backward. Why???? On Our Wedding Night She Put The Pillow Under Her A#*e Instead O...

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..... ...... ..girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I...

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Ur First Night? Man: She Charged Rs 100 From Me For Overspeed, . . . 200 For Wrongside Entry An...

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