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Boy:i Like The Soft Thing Behind Your Bra. Girl:what? Boy:your Heart. Girl:i Love The Big Thing Between Your Two Legs. Boy:what? Girl:your Pulsar Bike....

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Windscreen Wiper And A Woman? When They Are Wet, They Do Not Squeak Any More!

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy : Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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Yesterday's News: An Aunty Was Raped While Jogging. Today's News: More Aunties Found Jogging.........

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Dancing Together For The First Time, The Man Turned To His Partner And Said, My Dear, Do You Know The Minuet? Good Gracious, No, I Dont Even Know All The ...

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During A War Warrior Shouted Against 3 Ladies Warrior: I Am Going To R*pe You All. Younger Lady: But Please Leave Our Grand Mother. Grand Mother: Shut Up, War...

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Girls Are Super Heroines... * * * * * * * * Who Else Can Bleed For 7 Days And Not Die:pp

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Boy: Sweet Heart I Have Brought 2 Tickets For An English Moive Wanne Come? Girl: Which Movie? Boy: Condon For Sale Girl: U B*****d It's Quntum Of Salace...

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A Baby-sitter Is A Teenager Acting Like An Adult While The Adults Are .. You Know... Busy!

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind :d...

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. . Mother Asks Daughter, . How Is Ur Se*x Life? . Daughter Replies Like British Airways. . Mother Reads The Ad And Is Shocked. . 7 Days A Week, . Twice A Day,...

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pen!s So Big? Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!

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Adult Sms Messages A Train Is Bout2 Crash. A Frantic Virgin Strips Off N Says: Can Anyone Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothe...

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Our Life Is Long Time..! We Meet For Short Time..! But..! You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..! My Sweetypie ..! I'm Missing U Dis Time....

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon Wit...

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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Boy:hi,baby Can I Open Your Basket Girl:but,it's Will Harm You, Because I Have Something Like Boys Boy:what,forgive Me Please Guess What And Reply If You...

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind...

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I Love You, Ma Cherie, With My Heart And Soul Wont You Let The Rest Of Me, Love You Also?

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does.

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Pennnisss Need Some Rest At Night But It Don't Want To Rest If Katrina Sleep With Him Open......

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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News Headline:- Shop Keepers Across The Country Have Refused To Sell Amul Macho Range Of Undergarments. Reason Sighted Was That Buyers Used To Curse The Shop Ow...

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Q: Did You Hear About The Hooker Who Got Arrested In The Coal Fields? A: She Was Charged With Contributing To The Delinquency Of A Miner.

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today? Im In A Good Mood:) Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!! Reply Me Soon, Yours Loving Mosquito.......

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This Week Is Bre*st Awareness Week. Spread The Slogan: We Stare Because We Care!

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A Boy Come Suddenly And Find Out His Dad Having S*x With His Mom. He Said, Hey Dad, What Are You Doing? Dad: I'm Just Making Baby For You . Boy: So Come On, Hav...

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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How To Know Male Or Female....? Look Down . . . . . . ... . . . . . Don't Scroll Look Down Yourself...

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I Want To Suck You Lick You Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You Wanna Feel You In My Mouth Yep, That’s How You Eat An Ice Cream! ...

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You R White? Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking...!...

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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Love Is The True Means By Which The World Is Enjoyed: Our Love To Others, And Others' Love To Us. Love Is A Fruit In Season At All Times, And Within The Reach O...

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I Luv The Way It Rubs Aganst The Soft Pink Flesh Creating Creamy Fomy Liquid, As It Trust In And Out Up Down, Cant Wait Till Nxt Time My Toothbrush...

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