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I Want To Suck You Lick You Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You Wanna Feel You In My Mouth Yep, That’s How You Eat An Ice Cream! ...

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Whats The Similarity Between Kodak And Condoms??? . . . . They Are Both There To Catch Those Special Moments!!!

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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

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A Famous Sign Board Outside A Prostitutes House . . . Married Men Are Not Allowed. . . . We Serve Needy Not The Greedy.......

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind :d...

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Kissing At The Top,holding At The Middle Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answar? What? Ho...don't Think Dirty... Its A ''cigrette''. ....

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A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

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What's The Difference Between A Woman And A Fast Food Chicken Take-away???? Once Youve Had The Br**st And Leg All Thats Left Is A Greasy Box To Stick Your Bone...

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One Boy Took A Girl To An Empty House. The Girl Was Too Hot She Was Wearing A Transparent Dress Through Which Everything Was Visible. The Girl Laid On D Bed And...

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your..books And Study...

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Failure Is Not When Ur Girlfriend Leaves You... Its Only When U Leave Her A Virgin!

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Two Sperm Were Swimming Along When One Said To The Other... How Long Do You Think It Will Take Us To Get There???? I Think We Have Got Quite A Long Way To Go...

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Man 2 Wife On Wedding Night: R U Sure That Im The 1st Man U Have Slept With? Wife: Of Course Honey, I Stayed Awake With All The Others.....

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur Breastt ., In Responce U Can Pull My Peniiss Once For Yes And 50 Times F...

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Love Is A Small Coin Life Is A Big Coin Lover Is A Sweet Coin But Friendship Is Gold Coin. ... Test

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South Indians Just Discovered Kolaveri Di But Punjabi's Had Already Discovered Maa Di Behan Di

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S*x Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes U Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service Many Times U Have To Be Happy With Self Service......

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Katrina Opened Her Jeans And Then Top. Picked The Towel And Went For Bath :d..

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Buy A Scooty..... Pick Up A Beauty, Drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty, Remove Her Nighty... Do Ur Duty., After 9 Months ... Get A Cuty ..!...

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Yesterday's News: An Aunty Was Raped While Jogging. Today's News: More Aunties Found Jogging.........

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Kiss Is The Key Of Love. Love Is The Key Of Marriage. Marriage Id The Box Of Children. Children Are Problem Of The World So Stop The Kissing And Save The Wo...

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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A Girl Looked At Her P*s*ey She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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. . Lady To Her Husband- . . I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There . . Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? . Lad...

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Why Do Women Close Their Eyes While Having S*x??? * * * * * * * * * Typical Female Mentality... They Just Cant See A Man Happy)......

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper Replied: If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months...

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Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

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School Girl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? School Girl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral....

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. . A Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother. Is It True What Rita Just Told Me? Babies Come Out Of The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peniisses? . . ...

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What's The Difference Between A Pervert And A Kinky Person? A Pervert Uses A Feather, A Kinky Person Uses The Whole Chicken!

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The B...

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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. . Interviewer What Is The Recession ???? . Candidate : When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , . That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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. . Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? . Husband:a Second. . Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? . Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. . Husband:wait A Second...

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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On A Cold Night,2 Bulls R Standing In A Field. 1 Says-boy It's Mighty Cold Out Here! D Other Says Yes, I Think I Might Slip Into A Nice Jersey...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It & Pass Between Woman’s Breast & Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt…u Dirty Mind...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Min......

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