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What Do You Call A Prostitute With Her Hand Down Her Skirt? Self-employed

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There Was A Boy Watching Tv With His Parents. A S*x Scene Comes On. The Boy Asks What The People Are Doing. The Mom Said They Were Just Making A Cake. The Boy G...

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A Lady Shouts On Her Maid...u Have Stolen My Panties!!! Maid Replied: No Mam, I M Totally Innocent... Lady Replied: No...i Can't Believe What U Said!!! Maid R...

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . . Books And...

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. . A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, . . Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, . . Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness...

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. . 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites On . . . . . . . Girl...

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Did You Hear About The G*y Guy Who Got Kicked Off The Golf Course? He Was Playing With Too Many Strokes.

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Husband To Wife: I Am Going Out For Five Days. Wife: Ok, But Dont Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, Otherwise You Will Be Surprised.

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Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! Always Ultra: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!...

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H3ll! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H3ll..

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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Why Are Men Like A Toothbrush? A: They Are Useless Without Handle...

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Katrina - Shall We Play Cricket Tonight? Salman - But Why In Night? Katrina - Bcoz I Have Two White Balls :d

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Boy With His Girlfriend Watching A Boxing Match, In Which A Boxer Got Knocked Out In D 1st Round! . . Boy:disgusting Just All Over In 1 Min? Girl:now U K...

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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. . Afridi Made 100 Runs From 37 Balls. Its A Simple Record. . The Real Record Was Created By King Khalid, . Who Made 100 Sons From Just 2 Balls...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home ........

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Teacher : Who's D Biggest Person? U Or Ur Daddy? Kid: Me Ofcourse. Teacher: How???? Kid: I Stopped Drinkin Milk From My Mom.. Daddy Hasn't.....

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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A Guy Walks Up To A Girl And Says: Wanna Play *magic*? She Says: Whats That? .. He Says: We Go To My Place, Have Fun And Than You Disappear..

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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Real Problem Of Old Age: Every Part Of Your Body Feels Stiff Except : The Part That You Want Stiff.! Enjoy Your Age Before Its Too Late -)

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. . An N**e Girl Enters Into A Car..... . As Driver Was Shocked On Seeing Her..... . Girl : Wat R U Looking At ? Don't You Ever Saw A N**e Girl ? . Driver : No....

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000....

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Girl's Top 7lies: 1-i Luv U 2-i'm Virgin 3-i Hate S*x 4-u R 1st 2 Touch Me 5-oh It's 2 Big Nvr Seen B4 6-i Don't Want 2b Fcked 7-ok Only Once...

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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Tchr:do U Know Abt Viagra? Kid:its Used 4 Controlling Loos Motions T:who Told U? K:mom Tells Dad!take Viagra,may B That S**t Of Urs Will Get Harder.....

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:dont Worry,ill Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring..!...

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1. Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You? 2. Did Your Parents Ever Ask You To Run Away From Home? 3. Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People. 4....

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What Is A Kiss? In View Of Geometry: Is Is The Shortest Distence Between Two Lips!.. Economics: Kiss Is That Thing For Which Demand Is Always Higher Than Supply...

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N****e N****e Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy.

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........... Katrina First Night............... Opening Her Panty She Just Go To The Bathroom That's It

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A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... . . . . . . . . .rajnikant Found It And Gave It Back To Her

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In Chemistry Class Teacher Asked A Gal: What R Nitrates?? Gal Answered Shyly: Night Rates, They R Costlier Than Day.

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A Boy Watches His Mum And Dad Having S*x He Ask, What Are You Doing ? His Dad Replies, Making You A Brother Or Sister! Boy Say, Do Her Doggy Style I Want A Pupp...

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On Their First Night: Husband: Is It Really Your First Night? Wife: No... No...actually It Is First Time At Night.

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What Do A Prostitutes And Bowling Balls Have In Common? Both Love To Be Picked Up, Fingered An Then Banged Down An Alley

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me ...

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