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Definition Of Boss: Boss Is A Person Who Thinks Dat 9 Women Together Can Produce A Child In 1 Month And If Achieved Then He Wud Want Twins From Next Month

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive...

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Whats The Similarity Between Kodak And Condoms??? . . . . They Are Both There To Catch Those Special Moments!!!

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Men Are Like Tape Recorder.. Forward,backward,forward,backward, Forward,backward, Stop Eject

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........... Katrina First Night............... Opening Her Panty She Just Go To The Bathroom That's It

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S3x Is My Fav. I Do It Regularly. Do It Feel Gd! U'll Enjoy It! I'll Die W/out S3x, S-sleep, E-eat, X-xercise, So Do It Everiday, Gud For U.

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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Dentist Was Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dentist: Madam You Are Holding My Balls Lady: I Know, Its Just To Remind You That We Are Not Going To Hurt Each Other

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A Prostitute Is Knocked Down By A Car And A Man Runs Over To Help Her. Are You Alright? He Asks. I Dont Know, She Replies. I Dont Think I Can See. Well, How...

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Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Marriage. Marriage Is A Box Of Children. The Children Are Future Of India. So Don't Stop Of Kissing..

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Boy: Sweet Heart I Have Brought 2 Tickets For An English Moive Wanne Come? Girl: Which Movie? Boy: Condon For Sale Girl: U B*****d It's Quntum Of Salace...

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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6? Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To ...

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind...

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Love Is A Gamble S*x Is A Game Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name

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Sardar Wid Grandson. Late Night Shouts, I Need A Girl,i Have An Erection! Gson Says,1st Its Too Late,2nd U R 75yrs Old,3rd D Cokc U Holding Is Mine .........

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. . Wife Says To Husband, . Did U Know That A Bull Can Manage Se*xx Everyday Thats 365 Times A Year? . Husband Replies: Yes, But He Doesnt Have To Fuc*kk The S...

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. . Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? . Husband:a Second. . Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? . Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. . Husband:wait A Second...

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Three Tampons Walk Down The Road, Which One Says Hi? None! They're All Stuck Up C**ts.

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl . . Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of ...

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Love Is A Gamble,sex Is A Game,boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame,1 Night In Pleasure9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital & A Junior Needs A Name...

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Life Is Nothing Without Love, Love Is Emotion Kiss Is Practical, Dont Get Emotional Just Be Practical So Stop Loving And Start Kissing.......

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Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

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The Average Woman Would Rather Have Beauty Than Brains, Because The Average Man Can See Better Than He Can Think. !!!

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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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Two Prostitutes Talking Over A Cup Of Tea. Whats Your Day Been Like, Gloria? Exhausting, But Good Business. Ive Climbed Up And Down Those Stairs More Than 70 Ti...

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Teacher: -pepito, Could You Tell Me Names Of Three Kings, Who Brought Happiness And Peace Into Our Life? Pepito Answered: -drin-king, Smo-king And Fuc-king.......

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Why Should Guys Have To Dip There P**is In Horlicks ? ? ? ? Bcoz It Makes Taller, Stronger And Sharper

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . . Books And Study...

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Kid Asked:why Dad Mum R In Their Room Since 5days? Sister:i Don't Know But Why R U Laughing? Kid:dad Asked For 'vaseline' I Gave Him 'fevicol'!........

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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Husband: If I Sleep With Your Best Friend What Will Be The First Thought To Cross Your Mind? Wife:that You Are A Homosexual.

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above....

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Similarities Of Bra Bar. 1)both Have Same Alphabets. 2)both Are Drinking Zone. 3)both Have Restricted Time Of Opening Closing. 4)when Both Are Opened Men G...

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Yesterday's News: An Aunty Was Raped While Jogging. Today's News: More Aunties Found Jogging.........

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Which Is The Smallest Hotel In The World ? V****a Inn... It Can Accomadate Only 1 Standing Guest With His Luggage Hanging Outside

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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