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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The B...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily): Can't Your Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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While Making Love, He Says: - Darling, Let's Do 68! - 68??? What's That? - You Do It To Me And I'll Owe You One.

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Why Girls Like Gold More Than Boys? Bcoz Gold Has 24 Carrot, But Boys Have Just 1 Carrot.

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75yrz Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yrz Old. At Marriage Nite They Both R Crying Cuz Girl Dont Know Anything And An Old Man Hav 4gotten Evrythng.

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Sardar's Wife Was Looking At The Honeymoon Brochures And Said : Honey, Lets Try Greece This Year Sardar Replied : Why, Whats Wrong With Vaseline?...

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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.best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From Y...

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x . Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive,,...

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Husband: If I Sleep With Your Best Friend What Will Be The First Thought To Cross Your Mind? Wife:that You Are A Homosexual.

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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. . Love+ship= Titanic . . Dinosar+forest= Jurasic Park . . Arnold+gun= Terminator . . U+ur Smile= The Mummy Returns...

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips. Of Course You Know The First One... :-d It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-p But I Like The Way U Think! -)...

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Mummy, Mummy, What Are You Doing??? Exclaimed The Littleboy As He Walked Into The Bedroom To Find Her Sitting On Daddy.... Just Flattening Daddys Tummy, Mum R...

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What Is The Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ? . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook..the Word You Thought Is The Second Most Popular.. :-p...

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Why Should Guys Have To Dip There P**is In Horlicks ? ? ? ? Bcoz It Makes Taller, Stronger And Sharper

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Two Girls Talking About Their Private Parts In A Changing Room... 1st Girl- Don't You Have Hairs On Your P****???? 2nd Girl Replied With Smile...dear Have You...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Min......

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A Banana And A Vibrator Sitting On A Bedside Table. Banana Says To Vibrator 'i Don't Know Why You're Shaking, She's Gonna F**king Eat Me!

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. . For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's Che...

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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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Q: What Do Disney World Viagra Have In Common? A: They Both Make You Wait An Hour For A Two Minute Ride.

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Car Service: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It.!!!!.hahahaha

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A Friend Is Like A Panty - Always Comfortable A Good Friend Is Like A Bra - Always Supportive Best Friend Is Like A Condom - Always Protective...

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3 Girls In Tuition: G1: Hey, Yesterday I Saw A Condom In Teacher's Table..!! G2: Yah, Yah I Also Saw It. N' I Put A Little Hole On It ..!! G3: Oh Shii...

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A Husband Was Asked: Do You Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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Luv D Way It Rubs Against D Soft Pink Flesh N Makes A Creamy Foamy Liquid As It Thrusts Inout,updown,cant Wait 4 Next Time.luv My Toothbrush

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1.laziness..? Asking Lift For Morning Walk. 2.honesty.? Pregnant Women Purchasing 2 Tickets. 3.de-hydration..? Cow Giving Milk Powder. 4.hope..? A ...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It & Pass Between Woman’s Breast & Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt…u Dirty Mind...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus Send Me A Brother. Santa Wrote Back Send Me Ur Mother...

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Conversation Between Boy And A Girl Boy:- Why Does It Sounds While Girls Pass Urine Girls Replies:- Its All Because We People Doesnt Have A Six Inch Silencer Li...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? . . . . . . Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind...

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Boy To Grand Mother :mama, Why Did People Have So Many Kids In Your Time ? Grandmother:''son Thats Because Oral S*x Was A Myth Then!!

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After A Certain Age, Men Women Become Like Christmas Trees...:- . . The Balls Bells Are Only For Decoration.....

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. . . Wife : Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? . . . Husband : Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes....

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