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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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Oh...katrina You Are Cuty Lots Of Beauty And So Hotty Like You Naughty If You At Nighty Not With Ti...

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A Beautiful Wife In Bed Spreads Her Legs Wide Asks Man Do U Knw Wat I Want Man:i Know U Naughty U Want 2 Sleep Alone On Full Bed...

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Why Dont Witches Wear Panties? . . . . . . . . So They Can Get A Better Grip On The Broom..

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If Facebook Is A Loft In The City And Myspace Is A House In The Suburbs, What Is Twitter? . . A: A Trailer Park!

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Best Lines By True Lover. . I Am 99 Percent Sure The Person I Love Doesnt Love Me, But... 1 Percent Is Enough For Me To Hold On My Hopes.....

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I Want To Suck You Lick You Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You Wanna Feel You In My Mouth Yep, Thats How You Eat An Ice Cream!

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old B*****d Told Me ...

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Old Chinese Proverb Says Man With Erection Walking Through Door Sideways Is Always Going To Bangkok

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl . . Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of ...

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A Good Friend.... Is Like A Good Bra..... ......................... Hard To Find, Very Comfortable, Supportive, And Always Close..... To The Heart....!.....

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Man Was Soabing In A Bar. His Friend Asked: Yaar Why Are You Crying? He Said: My Wife Charge Me Rs. 1000/- For S*x! Friend Said: Youre Lucky, She Charges Oth...

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What Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls And Not There In Babies??? The Letter L What U Thinking..?? Dirty Mind

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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy

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. . A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... . Hard To Find, . Comfortable, . Supportive, . Prevents You From Falling, . Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Yo...

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A Loving Husband Tattooed I Love U On His D**k N Showed It To His Wife. She Replied: This Is Ur Old Habit Of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H3ll! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H3ll..

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It's Late At Night And The Husband And Wife Are In Bed.. They Jst Abt To Fall Asleep When Hubby Whispers, How About A Little Loving Honey??? Oh No, She Replie...

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Why Are Condoms Flavored ?????? Because . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . Ok This Time You Think Thin...

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Our Life Is Long Time..! We Meet For Short Time..! But..! You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..! My Sweetypie ..! I'm Missing U Dis Time....

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Q. What Did The P***s Say To The Condom? A. Cover Me Im Going In!

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Whats The Similarity Between Kodak And Condoms??? . . . . They Are Both There To Catch Those Special Moments!!!

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl.1st Went In And Came Out N Said“na My Wife Is Better.”2nd Went In And Came Out N Said“u R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.”...

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Kid Asked:why Dad Mum R In Their Room Since 5days? Sister:i Don't Know But Why R U Laughing? Kid:dad Asked For 'vaseline' I Gave Him 'fevicol'!........

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A Young Boy Was Looking Through The Family Album And Asked His Mother, Who's This Guy On The Beach With You With All The Muscles And Curly Hair? That's Your Fat...

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A Woman Calls Her Husband Into The Bedroom. Now Mike, I Want You To Take Off My Blouse! Good.. Now I Also Want You To Take Off My Bra. Good... Now Can You Take ...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000...

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Call Girl, Girlfriend And Wife.?? Student: Replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited......

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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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Que: If Boys Are Pen Drive Thn What Are Girls??? Ans: Girls Are Usb Port With Adjustable To Any Memory Size Of Pen.....drive

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Wat Girls Wear Under Her Pants . . . . . .think . . . Ans: She Wear Sandle! I Ask Under Not Inside:- Dirty Mind...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Answer Is: Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind....

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A Man Wanted 2 Get Married!he Had A Choice Of 3 Women!1st Woz A Rich Docter,2nd Woz A Poor Cleaner 3rd Woz A Prostitute!who Did He Pick?the 1 Wid Big T**s!

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pnis So Big? Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!

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Love Is A Gamble,sex Is A Game,boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame,1 Night In Pleasure9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital & A Junior Needs A Name...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It...

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. . Interviewer What Is The Recession ???? . Candidate : When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , . That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :...

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. . U Picked Me Up, . . U Took Me Home, . . U Put Ur Hands Around My Waist, . . U Took Off My Top, . . Den U Put Ur Lips Om Mine. . . . . Thank God Im A Bottle...

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A Young Girl After Her Hon*ym*on Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old B*stard Told Me H...

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