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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl:. I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips? Boy: I Did Not Get You?...

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!

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Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

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Whats The Difference Between Your Wife And Your Job? After Five Years Your Job Will Still Suck.

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A Loving Husband Tattooed I Love U On His D**k N Showed It To His Wife. She Replied: This Is Ur Old Habit Of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!

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Lady Traveling With Her Husband In The Train. Lady-last Night That Man Sitting Over There Put Hands In To My Bra. Husband-u Dont Worry The Money Was In My Pants...

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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way. Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While $ex. Bad Girls D...

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Weakest Muscle In Man Is His Cok, It Canbe Raised Even By Woman's Tongue. Strongest Muscle In A Man Is Tongue, It Can Raise Both Her Legs.

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling

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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: Nike On His Arms, Reebok On His Legs, She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . .............................. Relax He ...

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Students Of 5th Class Asked Teacher: Can We Have Kids? Teacher Replied :never ! Boy Said To Girl : I Told You Not To Worry...:p

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What Is Fashion Designing? Too Many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Ideas On How To Cover Two Little Areas.

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On Their First Night, Both Husband And Wife Claimed To Be A Virgin. Wife : '' Honey, Are You Sure You Are A Virgin? If This Is Your First Time, Why Are You Do...

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Boy With His Girlfriend Watching A Boxing Match, In Which A Boxer Got Knocked Out In D 1st Round! . . Boy:disgusting Just All Over In 1 Min? Girl:now U K...

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnent,went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Ur Policy Covers Sickness,accident Not Pregnancy Girl : It Was An Accident....

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I Thought You Were Busy These Days ,dats Why I Didn't Disturb You .. .. .. Disthought Is D Main Reason Behind Most Broken Frndship. So Keep Disturbing Ur De...

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A Boy Watches His Mum And Dad Having S*x He Ask, What Are You Doing ? His Dad Replies, Making You A Brother Or Sister! Boy Say, Do Her Doggy Style I Want A Pupp...

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pe**s So Big? .. .. .. Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!!...

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S*x N Shopping Have One Thing In Common: In Both The Cases, Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes N Women Want To Go On And On And On And On!

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Sardar Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It Two Hours Later Sardar Sms To Boss: Me Ok, Your Wife Is Very S...

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Girl To Her Bf : What Shall We Name Our Boy If The Baby Is Born ? Boyfriend : (wearing 3 Condoms) ... If All All This Again If The Baby Is Born... We Shall Nam...

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Angelina Jolie T-shirt Had A Picture Of A Car Mirror On It. Guess,what Was Written On It.. Objects Behind D Mirror R Larger Than They Appear......

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A Man Comes Home Early From Work To Find His Wife In Bed With Another Man... Who The Bloody H**l Is This? He Shouts Angrily. Good Question, She Replies. Say, ...

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While Making Love, He Says: - Darling, Let's Do 68! - 68??? What's That? - You Do It To Me And I'll Owe You One.

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Wife And Husband Have Bought Condoms With Different Flavours. - Darling, I Will Turn Off The Light, Put One On And You Guess The Flavour. As Soon As He Turns Of...

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. Girl Boy Were Having Sexx. . Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! . Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? . Girl: Middle L...

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What Do A Prostitutes And Bowling Balls Have In Common? Both Love To Be Picked Up, Fingered An Then Banged Down An Alley

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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Husband, Upon Meeting Ex- After Two Years Of Separation: Listen Honey, Why Don't We Have A Few Drinks, Dinner, Go To My Apartment And Really Make Love? Ex-: Ov...

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drinkpepsi

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Looking Up Websites , I Found An Address That Sounded Interesting. I Clicked On The Link And Was Taken To A Site That Said, This Page Is Under Construction.i Lo...

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A Man And His Wife Went To Bed And The Man Was Getting Rather Frisky. He Asked His Wife If She Was In The Mood. His Wife Answered, Not Tonight Dear, I Have A He...

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Call Girl, Girlfriend And Wife.?? Student: Replied Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited......

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