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1st Lady: What Do You Think About Husbands? . . 2nd Lady: They Are Like Owls. . 1st Lady: Why? 2nd Lady: They Can See The Good Things In A Wife Only At Ni...

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A Call Girl Married Her Pimp. Someone Asked- What Does Your Husband Do? Call Girl: He Is My Marketing Director!!

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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!

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Ques:why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? Think As An Engineer Ans:b'coz Boys Have Ball Bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction...

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... . . . . . . . . .rajnikant Found It And Gave It Back To Her

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Q: Why Dogs Don't Marry? A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life

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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy

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Nurse Kept Sardar’s Finger In Her Mouthafter Blood Test.then Sardar Started Dancing .nurse:y R U Dancing.sardar:next Is Urine Test

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She Pulled To Make It Straight And Licked To Make It Stiff And It Was Perfect, So She Inserted It Into The Hole. Guess What She Is Doing ?? : : : : Inserting Th...

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Sardar Running Behind Bus, And Finaly Catches It N Asked Driver, Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai ?nahi. Behan Lagti? Nahi… Biwi ? Nahi. Tho Sala Chadne Kyu Nahi De...

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She Is Hot ! She Is Sweet ! She Always Needs A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Is Mad 4 Her ! Who ? Who Is She ? Do You Know ? Answer=tea...

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1. Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You? 2. Did Your Parents Ever Ask You To Run Away From Home? 3. Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People. 4....

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Which Part Of Ur Body Is Most Sensitive During Watching Adult Movies..? Guess.. No. . Dirty Mind.. Its Ur Ears Listng If Any1 Is Cumin..!

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What Comes After 69 . . . . . 'mouthwash Hahah

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A Husband Was Asked: Do You Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Speaker,my Left Br3ast Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet!...

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said Ok No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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What Is An Outdoor Girl???? . . . . One With The Bloom Of Youth In Her Cheeks And The Cheek Of Youth In Her Bloomers!!!!!!!...

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Crazy Truth: All Men R Millionares,atleast By Their Sperm Count! The Funny Thing Is That Even Those Millions Are Spent On Women!!!

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another 'i Slept With Ur Mom Last Nite' D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response.. He Laughs Says, 'lets Go Home Dad, U R Dru...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:don't Worry,i'll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah...i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!!!...

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The Way I See It Im Smarter Than You. Because I Fell In Love With You, And You Still Havent.

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet You! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That...

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Tragedies Of Girl's Life: Good Looking Boys Are Not Good Boys Good Boys Are Not Good Looking Good Looking And Good Boys Are Married . Good Single Boys With Good...

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On 1st Night Santa Uses All His Power To Push It In. Fails But Proudly Says: Too Tight! But I'm Happy I'm The 1st. Bride: No Ji. Others Removed The Panty 1st.

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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. . A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... . Hard To Find, . Comfortable, . Supportive, . Prevents You From Falling, . Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Yo...

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. . Mother Asks Daughter, . How Is Ur Se*x Life? . Daughter Replies Like British Airways. . Mother Reads The Ad And Is Shocked. . 7 Days A Week, . Twice A Day,...

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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Kiss- Height Of Luv N*pple- Peak Of Luv B*obs- Shape Of Luv P*nis- Length Of Luv P*ssy- Depth Of Luv A*s- Base Of Luv F*ck- Experience Of Luv Suck- Taste Of Luv...

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Women Prefer S3x With The Lights Off...... Because They Can't Bear To See A Man Enjoy... And.......... Man Like The Lights On..... So They Can Pronounce The W...

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A Nued Girl Sit Into A Sardar Taxi Sardar Driver Staring At Her ..... Girl: Havent You Seen A Girl Without Cloths Ever? Sardar: I Am Thinking Where You Have ...

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Question: Ms America, How Do You Describe A Male Organ In Your Country? Ms America: Well, I Can Say That Male Organs In America Are Like Gentlemen. Question: Ho...

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Why Does A P***s Have A Hole In The End? So Men Can Be Open Minded.

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South Indians Just Discovered Kolaveri Di But Punjabi's Had Already Discovered Maa Di Behan Di

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What Kind Of Bees Produce Milk? Boobies

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