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A True Heart May Not Talk With U Everyday... Or May Not Meet U Every Time... But Always Thinks About U Ur Memories..

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Life Is Nothing Without Love, Love Is Emotion Kiss Is Practical, Dont Get Emotional Just Be Practical So Stop Loving And Start Kissing.......

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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On A Ship Captain To A Girl: If You Don't Sleep With Me, I'll Sink The Ship. Later She Sms Her Husband: You Must Be Proud Of Me, I Save 600 Passengers 9 Times ...

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Love Is Not Measured By Hugging Kissing And S*x. Its All About Trusting, Respecting And Accepting A Person With Opened Legs Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying Push ...

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind...

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Customer: Excuse Me, But How Can This Tiny Little Hand Bag Cost So Much? Cashier: Its Made Of Fore*kin Madam, When U Lick It, It Becomes A Suit Case!...

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When Zara Zara Touch Me...one Thing Touch Katrina's Everywhere Of Her Body Do You Know What Don't Think Naughty . . .. ... ... ... ... .. It's Her Dress Boss...

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Full Form Of Condom C-confidential O-ornament N-needed For D-domestic O-occasion After M-marriage

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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What Is The Similarity Between A Pain Is And A Matchstick? Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.......

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A Man Had Sun Burnt In His Private Part! So He Asked To Dip It In A Milk From His Friend. While Doing This His Gf Spots Him. N Says I Always Wonder How U Guys...

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A Couple Were In Bedroom ..girl Says To Her Bf,'i Wish I Had Bigger T*ts'. The Bf Says I Recommend To Get Some Toilet Tissue N Rub It Betwn Your T*ts For 2 Mon...

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell!

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Do U Know Which Is Most Valuable Liquid In The World..? Ans: Tear It Is Made Of 1 Water 99 Feelings..! So Never Let One Go.............

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above....

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. . U Picked Me Up, . . U Took Me Home, . . U Put Ur Hands Around My Waist, . . U Took Off My Top, . . Den U Put Ur Lips Om Mine. . . . . Thank God Im A Bottle...

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits. And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split.

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A Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother. Is It True What Rita Just Told Me? Babies Come Out Of The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peniisses? . . Yes,...

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Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . . Books And Study...

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Women R The Best Engines: Accepts Any Size Of Piston, Are Self Lubricating, Start Up With A Finger, Automatic Oil Change Every 4 Week ....

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What’s An Average 6 Inch Longinside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up???a:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!always Think Positive...

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What Do A Prostitutes And Bowling Balls Have In Common? Both Love To Be Picked Up, Fingered An Then Banged Down An Alley

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . Books And Study.........

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Se* Is Like A Maths Test: Me Plus U Subtracked The Cloths Add The Bed Divied The Legs Multiply The O*****s Fancy A Maths Test??

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Close Your Eyes, Relax Your Body, And Stop Your Breathing As Long As You Can... Now Breath...... I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air!...

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. . If You Had A Donkey And I Had A Chicken And If Your Donkey Ate My Chicken What Will You Have? Three Feet Of My C*ck Up Your A*s. . ....

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Ur First Night? Man: She Charged Rs 100 From Me For Overspeed, . . . 200 For Wrongside Entry An...

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service.... Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ...

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Windscreen Wiper And A Woman? When They Are Wet, They Do Not Squeak Any More!

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Chinese To Arab: I Have 10 Children, One More I Will Have My Own Football Team. Arab: I Have 17 Wives, One More I Will Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Hol...

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind.

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Two Men Are Changing In The Dressing Rooms After Playing A Game Of Badminton. After Showering, 1 Of Them Puts On Bra And Panties. Heh, What's Gng On Here? Ask...

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A Very Rich Businessman Asked His Small Son What He Would U Like For Christmas.... A Baby Brother Plzz, He Replied. I M Sorry, Son, There's Not Enough Time, ...

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? . . . . . Student: 3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem 1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge...

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Why To Suffer Trying By All Means To Become Rich And Wear Expensive Branded Clothes, When Most Beautiful Things In Life We Do Without Cloths.

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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. . . Wife : Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? . . . Husband : Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes....

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