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The Saddest Part Of A Man's Body Is His Balls. The Lord Almighty Sentenced Them To : Hang Till Death !

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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Why To Suffer Trying By All Means To Become Rich And Wear Expensive Branded Clothes, When Most Beautiful Things In Life We Do Without Cloths.

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear...

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H3ll! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H3ll..

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Define, Biology And Sociology? . . . If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It Is Biology, If He Looks Like His Neighbor Than It Is Called Sociology.....

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What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used, While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked....

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Wife Going To Usa Wife:do U Want Anything From Usa? Husband: Yeah, An English Girl Wife Returns From Usa Husband:where's My Gift? Wife:wait For 9 Months....

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Wife - With How Many Women You Have Slept? Husband Proudly Replies Only With You Darling !.. With Others I Was Awake... !!! :)

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A Man And His Wife Went To Bed And The Man Was Getting Rather Frisky. He Asked His Wife If She Was In The Mood. His Wife Answered, Not Tonight Dear, I Have A He...

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..what Comes After 69 . . . 'mouthwash Hahahahahahaha.. .

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect.. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject.. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tari...

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. . Personality Of A Female Follows The Size Of Her Bra 32 = Innocent 34 = Calm 36 = Agressive 38 = Playful 40 = S**y 42 = Anjuman...

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Manager: A Room With Double Bed? But Sir You Are Alone? Santa: Yes, It Is Just That I Wish To Enjoy The Silence From The Other Bed...:p

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A Man In A Hotel Accidentally Bumps Into A Woman Beside Him And,his Elbow Goes Into Her B****t The Man Turns To Her And Says, If Your Heart Is As Soft As Your ...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt, Bloody… Mosquito !!...

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Angelina Jolie T-shirt Had A Picture Of A Car Mirror On It. Guess,what Was Written On It.. Objects Behind D Mirror R Larger Than They Appear......

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home...

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What Comes After 69? . . . . . . . . . Mouthwash

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What Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A Pe*is, Even A Thought Can Raise It.

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The Best Quote, I've Seen On Girls T-shirt . . . . . . Staring At Them Wont Make Them Bigger

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70 Ways To Make A Woman Happy: No. 1 Is Shopping The Rest Is '69'.

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pe**s So Big? .. .. .. Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!!...

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A Girls Legs Are Her Best Friends, But The Best Of Friends Must Part. Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoonunnecessary. Peter Sellers Dont Have S*x M...

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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A Famous Sign Board Outside A Prostitutes House . . . Married Men Are Not Allowed. . . . We Serve Needy Not The Greedy.......

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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Adult Sms Messages A Train Is Bout2 Crash. A Frantic Virgin Strips Off N Says: Can Anyone Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothe...

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Q: Why Are The Condoms Transparent ? A: So That The Sperm Can Atleast Enjoy The Scenery!

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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What's The Difference Between A Sorority Girl And A Toilet? A Toilet Doesn't Follow You Around After You Use It.

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Teacher In Girls Class. Here Are 2 Meanings Of Every Sentence. Girl: Well Than Show Us. Teacher: Dont Ask, It Also Have 2 Meanings.

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Make Them Brother N Siste...

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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One Sperm Says To The Other Sperm, How Far Is It To The Ovary? . . . . . . . The Other Sperm Says, Relax. We Haven't Even Passed The Tonsils Yet....

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There Is No Reason To Fear Menopause . . . Its The Eggs That Expire. . . Not The Hen . . .

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed: Martha U Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said: I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So :p...

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