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A Husband And Wife Are In Bed Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The Husband Asks For S3x. The Wife Says, No. Her Husband Asks, Is That Your Final Answ...

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha U Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So...

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Teacher : Peter Why Did U Bring Ur Cat 2 School 2day? Peter : (crying) I Heard My Father Telling My Mom I'm Going 2 Eat Ur Pus*y After The Kid Goes 2 School.!

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Can We Do Romance In The Midnight Today? Im In A Good Mood:) Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting!! Reply Me Soon, Yours Loving Mosquit...

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An 85yrs Old Lady Wanted Her Gravestone To Read As Born Virgin, Lived Virgin Died Virgin The Sculptor Shortened It As Parcel Returned Unopened!.......

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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Q: Why Dogs Don't Marry? A: Because They Are Already Leading A Dog's Life

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Nurse Kept Patient Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test.. Then Patient Started Dancing . Nurse : Y R U Dancing..? . . . . Patient : Next Is Urine Test.....

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Kissing At The Top, Holding At The Middle Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answer? What? Huh.. Dont Think Dirty.. Its A.. Cigarette!...

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A Young Blonde Girl Goes To The Doctor For A Physical. The Doctor Puts His Stethoscope Up To The Girl's Chest And Says, Big Breaths. The Girl Replies, Yeth And ...

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A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus Send Me A Brother. Santa Wrote Back Send Me Ur Mother...

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying... I'll Be Back In An Hour :-...

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun....

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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. . An N**e Girl Enters Into A Car..... . As Driver Was Shocked On Seeing Her..... . Girl : Wat R U Looking At ? Don't You Ever Saw A N**e Girl ? . Driver : No....

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get That A...

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Q-whats Soft And Warm When You Go To Bed, But Hard And Stiff When You Wake Up? A-vomit ....dont Think Dirty!!!!

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What Do You Call A G*y Dinosaur? Mega-saur-a*s

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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How Does An Archeologist Tell A Male Skeleton From A Female Skeleton? He Knows Its A Female If The Jawbone Is Worn Down.:-)

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. . During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! . . Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? . . Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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Gal-if My Right Leg Is Lunch And Left Is Dinner. Wat Will U Lyk 2 Have? Boy-i Am On Diet. I Will Only Have Snacks In Between Lunch And Dinner!! :-...

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Why Katrina's Ball Is So Milky ........................... .............................. ................................... .....................................

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. .best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue. Smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyda...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:dont Worry,ill Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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A Woman Married A One Legged Man. She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches....

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Two Sperm Were Swimming Along When One Said To The Other... How Long Do You Think It Will Take Us To Get There???? I Think We Have Got Quite A Long Way To Go...

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling

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Girl - Why The Fishes Are So Beautiful???? Boy - Because They Dont Wear Clothes

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What Comes After 69? . . . . . . . . . Mouthwash

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A Loving Husband Tattooed I Love U On His D**k N Showed It To His Wife. She Replied: This Is Ur Old Habit Of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!

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After Great S*x She Lies There Stroking His *beep*, He Looks At Her And Asks If She Wants More S*x, She Looks Back At Him And Says No Im Just Admirin Ur *beep* ...

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name...

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And A Numbskulll To Pay For This All....

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