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Students Of 5th Class Asked Teacher: Can We Have Kids? Teacher Replied :never ! Boy Said To Girl : I Told You Not To Worry...:p

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There Was A Boy Watching Tv With His Parents. A S*x Scene Comes On. The Boy Asks What The People Are Doing. The Mom Said They Were Just Making A Cake. The Boy G...

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A Scientist Wanted To Make A Bra That Prevents The Motion Of B*****s While Running And Prevent Visiblity Of N*****s When Wet.......................................

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Nurse Kept Boys Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Boy Started Dancing Nurse:y R U Dancing. Boy:next Is Urine Test

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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