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I Luv The Way It Rubs N Thrusts Against Soft Pink Skin N Flesh, Up N Down, In N Out, Creating A Thick Creamy White Mess! Oh God, I Simply Luv My Tooth Brush!...

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Why Does A Man Keep His Wifes Picture In His Pocket? Because Whenever He Is In Trouble, He Looks At The Picture And Thinks .... If I Can Face This, I Can Face ...

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Q: Why Are Condoms Transparent? A: So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!

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What Is A Kiss? In View Of Geometry: Is Is The Shortest Distence Between Two Lips!.. Economics: Kiss Is That Thing For Which Demand Is Always Higher Than Supply...

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.best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From Y...

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, It's Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, It's $3.95 Per Minute.

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What Is The Difference Between B****t And Park ? Both Were Designed For Children And Adults Enjoy More....

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of Those...

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What Is The Difference Between Oooh! And Aaah!? About Three Inches.

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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My Wife Should Be A Goalie, She Is The Best, Said One Man To His Friend!!! Why Is That???? Coz I Haven't Scored For Months!!!!

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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..beauty Is To See To Touch, Flowers Are To Smell To Pluck, N*****s Are To Play To Suckk, Women Are To Love To Fucckk, All These Are Free But Depends On...

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John Jim Were Having Anal S*x When John Says I've Aids. Dear God Cries Jim. Only Messing Says John, I Just Love The Way U Tighten Your A**e When I Say It

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In A Vampire Restaurant, Everyone Was Ordering Hot Blood Of Teenage Girls As Drink,a Vampire Ordered Hot Water, All Started Taunting A Dracula Should Be Ashamed...

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. . A Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother. Is It True What Rita Just Told Me? Babies Come Out Of The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peniisses? . . ...

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One Sperm Says To The Other Sperm, How Far Is It To The Ovary? . . . . . . . The Other Sperm Says, Relax. We Haven't Even Passed The Tonsils Yet....

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Peter Found His Wife Na*ed On Bed, Shouting Heart Attack While He Went To Call Ambulance,little Tim Said,uncle Tom Is Hiding Na*ed Under Bed. Peter Found Tom Na...

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead We...

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Q: When Do You Know You're Really Lonely? A: Your Own Tongue Starts To Feel Good In Your Mouth.

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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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Love Is The True Means By Which The World Is Enjoyed: Our Love To Others, And Others' Love To Us. Love Is A Fruit In Season At All Times, And Within The Reach O...

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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The Chicken And The Egg Are Laying In Bed. The Chicken Is Smoking A Cigarette With A Satisfied Smile On Its Face While The Egg Is Frowning And Looking Slightly ...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind :d...

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Tragedies Of Girl's Life: Good Looking Boys Are Not Good Boys Good Boys Are Not Good Looking Good Looking And Good Boys Are Married . Good Single Boys With Good...

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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1. Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You? 2. Did Your Parents Ever Ask You To Run Away From Home? 3. Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People. 4....

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Failure Is Not In That Your Girlfriend Leaves U... But It Is Only When U Send Her Virgin...

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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This Is A Hole That Never Heals, The More You Rub It The Better It Feels, And All The Soap From Here To H**l Can Never Get Rid Of That F**kin Smell

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear..so,madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced..dont Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure!

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A Sad Story: A Little Boy Was So Jealous Of His New Born Brother, He Put Poison On Mom's Niple While She Was Asleep. . . . The Next Day, Their Driver Died. :...

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An Old Lady Was In A Store Selling Condoms. ''hi Do U Sell Extra Large Condoms Here? ''yes We Do. Salesman Pointed To A Corner. Quickly She Went There But S...

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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A Woman Married A One Legged Man. She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches....

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Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...

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What Do You Call 365 Used Condoms? -a Good Year.

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