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Q. How Do You Teach A Blond Math? A. Subtract Her Clothes, Divide Her Legs, And Square Root Her.

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Miss: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Student: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F U C K E D Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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When Are You Going To Marry Me? I Can Live Without You. I Love You Dear, Marry Me Within This Month Otherwise I Will Die. See, How Angelina Jolie Messaged M...

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above....

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