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Aishwarya Rai Says.. . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S3x ..

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When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, Its Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute.

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Love Is Not Measured By Hugging Kissing And S*x. Its All About Trusting, Respecting And Accepting A Person With Opened Legs Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying Push ...

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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A Husband Was Creating A Password To Protect His Document.... He Put His Password As Myp****s ... The Wife Swirled Down The Floor And Laughed When The Computer...

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What’s An Average 6 Inch Longinside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up???a:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!always Think Positive...

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Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl:. I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips? Boy: I Did Not Get You?...

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An Angry Wife Met Her Husband At The Door. There Was Alcohol On His Breath And Lipstick On His Collar. I Assume That There Is A Very Good Reason For You To Come...

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What Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls And Not There In Babies??? The Letter L What U Thinking..?? Dirty Mind

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) Like Samsung (everyone Is Invited) And Like Me (to Good To Be True).....

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. . Son I Want A Baby Brother . . Mom Your Dad Is Overseas. . When He Comes Back We Will Talk Over It. . Son Why Dont You Give Him A Surprise...

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. . Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One...

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Salary Is Just Like Menses, . Which Comes Once In A Month Remains For Only 4 To 5 Days If In Any Month It Doesn't Come, It Means You Have Been Fuc##....

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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Nurse Kept Sardar’s Finger In Her Mouthafter Blood Test.then Sardar Started Dancing .nurse:y R U Dancing.sardar:next Is Urine Test

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Q: If Tennis Players Get Tennis Elbow, Squash Players Get Squash Knees, What Do Gynecologists Get? A: Tunnel Vision

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The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is... Marriage...

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There Are Two Brothers, Sharing A Bunk Bed Big Brother Says, Me And My Girl Friend Are Makin Sandwiches. The Little Brother Hears The Girlfriend Laughing Litt...

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open. Man Asks:did U C My Black Mercedez Parked Inside ?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat ...

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A Woman Went Into A S3x Shop And Asked The Assistant For A Vibrator.... Wagging His Finger At Her, He Said, Come This Way. She Replied, If I Could Come That W...

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I Asked My Wife, Where Do You Want To Go For Our Anniversary? She Said, Somewhere I Have Never Been! I Told Her, How About The Kitchen?...

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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Height Of Courage : Senior Raging Junior Says : On You Marriage I Will Kiss Your Wife ! Junior Replies : I Will Marry Your Sister !!! ...

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A Little Girl Went Into Her Parents Bedroom To Find Her Parents In Bed!!!!! Well! She Exclaimed........ And You Tell Me Off Just For Sucking My Thumb!!!!!!...

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A Girl Went Into A Doctors Office With A Strawberry Up Her A*s, The Doctor Said I've Got Some Cream For That.

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# Girl Boy Were Having S.ex. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle Lips...

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Boy Aunty You Apples Are Touching Me Aunty: Is It My Apples? Ok The Apples Are Yours But The Juice Is Coming From My Banana

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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A Husband Turned To His Wife And Said, Honey, I Bet You Cant Tell Me Something That Will Make Me Happy And Sad At The Same Time. She Said, You Have The Biggest...

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A Young Man Asked Swamiji Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear? .....

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S**? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone!!!

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In Chemistry Class,sir Asked A Ques To A Gal:what Is Nitrate? Gal(in Shy Mood):sir,night Rate Is 1500,hotel Charges Extra...!!

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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Teacher In Girls Class. Here Are 2 Meanings Of Every Sentence. Girl: Well Than Show Us. Teacher: Dont Ask, It Also Have 2 Meanings.

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Santa Was Caught Pressing A B*ob Of A 23 Year Girl!!! Why? .. .. Because On Her Shirt It Was Written Press

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A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam, What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own Mother? . . . He Said, Call For Backup....

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. . Love+ship= Titanic . . Dinosar+forest= Jurasic Park . . Arnold+gun= Terminator . . U+ur Smile= The Mummy Returns...

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Mummy, Mummy, What Are You Doing??? Exclaimed The Littleboy As He Walked Into The Bedroom To Find Her Sitting On Daddy.... Just Flattening Daddys Tummy, Mum R...

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1.laziness..? Asking Lift For Morning Walk. 2.honesty.? Pregnant Women Purchasing 2 Tickets. 3.de-hydration..? Cow Giving Milk Powder. 4.hope..? A ...

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits. And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split.

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