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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt, Bloody… Mosquito !!...

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Do U Know The Full-form Of College C-come, O-on, L-lets, L-love, E-each, G-girl, E-equally Thats Why Boys Go To College Regularly......

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.... ...question. Why Is 69 Position Called As Smokers Style? Answer. Because While She Is Enjoying Cigar, He Is Cleaning Ashtray.

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Dream A Dream Tonight As You Sleep. Smile A Smile Tomorrow That You May Keep. May All Of Your Dreams And Wishes Come True Coz I Couldn't Find A Better Friend Li...

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. . A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra ..... . Hard To Find, . Comfortable, . Supportive, . Prevents You From Falling, . Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Yo...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said Come On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home ........

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness

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What Is The Difference Between A Girl Friend And Motor Bike Motorbike Is First Kicked And Then Used, While A Girlfriend Is First Used And Then Kicked....

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. . Wife Says To Husband, . Did U Know That A Bull Can Manage Se*xx Everyday Thats 365 Times A Year? . Husband Replies: Yes, But He Doesnt Have To Fuc*kk The S...

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Girl To Mom Girl : What Is Pe**s ? Mom : When U Grow And Become A Gud Girl U Get One. Girl : If I Become Bad ? Mom : Then U Will Get Many..

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. . . . How To Impress A Woman: Compliment Her, Kiss Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her. . . . How 2 Impress A Man: Show Up N***d...

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Love Is A Gamble S*x Is A Game Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name

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This Story Happen In A Shop. Salesgirl : Excuse Me Sir, You Can't Smoke Here! Man : But I Bought These Cigarettes From Your Shop... Salesgirl : Sir, We...

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now C Commentator Said, A Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar. :-)...

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2 Neighbours Are Chatting Over The Garden Wall. Today My Husband Will Bring A Bunch Of Flowers!! Oh Isnt That Nice, You Are Lucky.. No, Not Really. He Will Ex...

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A Gorgeous Shapely Girl Was Lying N*k*d In A Hospital Bed.... Suddenly A Young Man Came In, Pulled Back The Sheet And Examined Her Closely. Whats The Verdict?...

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S E X His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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I Luv The Way It Rubs N Thrusts Against Soft Pink Skin N Flesh, Up N Down, In N Out, Creating A Thick Creamy White Mess! Oh God, I Simply Luv My Tooth Brush!...

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A Lady Went To A Doctor And Asked For A Check-up Docwhere Shall I Put The Thermometer? Girluh Not In My Mouth,doc.i Might Swallow It Doclets Try Your Armpit Gir...

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Boy:your New Shoes Is Beatuiful.. Girl: You Want To Remove It Boy: Then Your Dress Is Also So Nice....

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Q:why Muslim Girl Want To Marry Hindu Boys? A:b'coz, 1.freedom From Burkha 2.relief From 7-8 Deliveries 3.clean Saved Hasband 4.most Imp-uncut Banana....!...

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable.

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into A Dark Room, Locked The Door, Put Off The Light, Pulled Her To The Bed, Dragged Her Into The Blanket, And Said, Howz Ma New Radiu...

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A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus Send Me A Brother. Santa Wrote Back Send Me Ur Mother...

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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Define Contraceptive Pill? It's The Second Best Thing That A Women Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy.

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A Man Was Lost Alone On An Island. One Day He Decide To Build A Wooden Boat. Suddenly A Girl Comes And Man Used The Wood For Making Bed. Moral: A Girl Can ...

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Years Ago I Came Into This World N***d Screaming My Goodness! Now Things Have Changed.. When Im N***d Somebody Else Does The Screaming!...

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind.

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

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When Are You Going To Marry Me? I Can Live Without You. I Love You Dear, Marry Me Within This Month Otherwise I Will Die. See, How Angelina Jolie Messaged M...

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A Man Wanted 2 Get Married!he Had A Choice Of 3 Women!1st Woz A Rich Docter,2nd Woz A Poor Cleaner 3rd Woz A Prostitute!who Did He Pick?the 1 Wid Big T**s!

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Girlfrnd: Do U Love Me? Boy : Ofcourse Darling I Do Girlfrnd: Will U Love Me After Marriage Also? Boy: That Depends On Your Husband, If He Allows Me ....

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In Lift, Mans Elbow Accidently Touch Ladys B****t. Man: If Ur Heart Soft As Ur B****t Ull Forgive Me. .. .. .. Lady: If Ur Co*k S Hard As Ur Elbow Im In Room ...

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Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way. Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While $ex. Bad Girls D...

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)...

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Tell (� �) ,l Em 2 ( O, )(' ') F*ck >?< / / Off!

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3 Words . . 6 Alphabets . . 1 Question . . Asked By A Woman . . Guaranteed To Destroy A Man's Confidence Forever . . Question Was . . Is It In . . .?...

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