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On Their Wedding Night, Boy : Honey, Are You Sure This Is Your First Night? Girl : Yes Darling...it....it Was My First Time... At Night.. Boy : ...............

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F*cked Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam, What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own Mother? . . . He Said, Call For Backup....

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me ...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Make Them Brother N Siste...

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English Teacher:children In D Dark Makes Mistake. Gimme D Opposite Of This Sentence. Students: Mistake In D Dark Make Children.

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In A Survey It Was Found Dat 58 People Had S*x More Than 2 Time A Week, But D Figure Dropped Drastically To 3 When Thy Addd The Words 'with Wife'

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Doctor To Lady: U R Looking So Weak And Exhausted ! Are U Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised ? Lady: Oh My God ! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!

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. . . Wife : Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? . . . Husband : Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes....

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Santa: Will U Marry Me?girl: I'm A L3sbian.santa: L3sbian? Girl: I Like To Hav S3x With Girls.santa: Then What.. I'm Also A L*****n...

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What Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A Pe*is, Even A Thought Can Raise It.

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Its Been A Rough Day.i Got Up This Morning,put On A Shirt N A Button Fell Off.i Picked Up My Briefcase N The Handle Came Off.im Afraid 2 Go 2 The Bathroom

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Guess What Boys........ There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy.... Ans:her Heart!!!..dont Think Dirty...

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name...

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Man Was Soabing In A Bar. His Friend Asked: Yaar Why Are You Crying? He Said: My Wife Charge Me Rs. 1000/- For S*x! Friend Said: Youre Lucky, She Charges Oth...

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One Day The P*nis Tells The Balls: Tonight V R Goin For A Party! The Balls Reply: U Bloody F*cking Liar, U Always Get Inside While V R Left Outside!

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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11 Girls Ask Fruit Seller To Give 11 Bananas. Fruit Seller:i'm Not Selling Less Than 12 Bananas..1 Girl Said K No Problem We'll Eat The Extra One

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Years Ago I Came Into This World N***d Screaming My Goodness! Now Things Have Changed.. When Im N***d Somebody Else Does The Screaming!...

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Teacher: What Is The Different Between Problem And Challenge???? . . . . . Student: 3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem 1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge...

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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I ...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Min......

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha You Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know, Coz The Driver Always Tells Me So...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It?

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! . If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, . In Responce U Can Pull My Peni*s Once For Yes And 50 Times ...

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. . S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) . Like Nike (just Do It) . Like Pepsi (ask For More) . And Like Samsung (everybody Is Invited)...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue. Smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyday ....

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A Lady Went To A Doctor And Asked For A Check-up Docwhere Shall I Put The Thermometer? Girluh Not In My Mouth,doc.i Might Swallow It Doclets Try Your Armpit Gir...

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Luv D Way It Rubs Against D Soft Pink Flesh N Makes A Creamy Foamy Liquid As It Thrusts Inout,updown,cant Wait 4 Next Time.luv My Toothbrush

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above....

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000.

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. . Whats The Closest Thing To A Womans Periiod? . Your Salary. . It Comes Once A Month, . Lasts About 3 Or 4 Days And If It Doesnt Come, . Everythings Fucccke...

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Failure Is Not When Ur Girlfriend Leaves You... Its Only When U Leave Her A Virgin!

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Best-seller Book ? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl..

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A Couple Were In Bedroom ..girl Says To Her Bf,'i Wish I Had Bigger T*ts'. The Bf Says I Recommend To Get Some Toilet Tissue N Rub It Betwn Your T*ts For 2 Mont...

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily...

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . Books And Study...

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And A Numbskulll To Pay For This All....

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A Teacher Ask Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Replies Feet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!

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