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Weakest Muscle In Man Is His Cok, It Canbe Raised Even By Woman's Tongue. Strongest Muscle In A Man Is Tongue, It Can Raise Both Her Legs.

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Failure Is Not In That Your Girlfriend Leaves U... But It Is Only When U Send Her Virgin...

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Boy To Grand Mother :mama, Why Did People Have So Many Kids In Your Time ? Grandmother:''son Thats Because Oral S*x Was A Myth Then!!

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A Woman Calls Her Husband Into The Bedroom. Now Mike, I Want You To Take Off My Blouse! Good.. Now I Also Want You To Take Off My Bra. Good... Now Can You Take ...

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Why Are Condoms Flavored ?????? Because . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . Ok This Time You Think Thin...

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. . Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example . Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)...

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Q: Why Are The Condoms Transparent ? A: So That The Sperm Can Atleast Enjoy The Scenery!

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Boy: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Can Put Mine In Yours But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl: 2x2 Is 4, 4+5 Is 9, I Know The Length Of Yours But You'll Never Know The...

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? ? Love Is Heat. You Are Sweet. When Two Lips Are Meet. Love Is Complete.

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I Thought You Were Busy These Days ,dats Why I Didn't Disturb You .. .. .. Disthought Is D Main Reason Behind Most Broken Frndship. So Keep Disturbing Ur De...

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive...

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Girls Use It, Boys Love It, Models Sell It, Photographers Catch It, Doctors Advice It, Do U Know What Is It? Thatssmile! Keep Smiling... Good Nite...

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. . Difference B/w Bra And Bar Both Words Have Same Letters. . . . Both R Drinking Zones.both Have Restricted Timing 4 Opening N Closing. Both Make Men Crazy Wh...

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In Chemistry Class,sir Asked A Ques To A Gal:what Is Nitrate? Gal(in Shy Mood):sir,night Rate Is 1500,hotel Charges Extra...!!

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Min......

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind...

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Once An Old Man Was In Hurry, . He Forget To Zip Up His Pant. . A Girl Said: Your Zip Is Open. . Old Man Said: Don't Worry, Dead Birds Never Fly.

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Pop Pop Popsicle!! Ice Ice Icecicle!! Test Test..... Oh Wait :p

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me...

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Why Are Men Like A Toothbrush? A: They Are Useless Without Handle...

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A Miss Asked 4rm Chilrens... Tell Me D Things We Should Avoid Putting In Mouth? Johny Replied, Hot Bulb !! Miss- But Why Is It Hot Bulb?? Johny- Last Night M...

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Father To Daughter: Tell Me The Name Of The B*****d Who Made You Pregnant. Daughter: Dad If We Eat Fifteen Bananas,can U Say Which One Made U Fat..??...

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Man Goes To Doctors Ive Been Ra*ed By An Elephant Doctor Looks Says Funny, Ur A*s Is 10? Wide But An Elephants C*ck Is Only 3? Wide Man Replies Yes, But ....

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Boy: I Like The S0ft Thing Behind Ur Bra Girl: What Boy: Ur Heart Girl: I Love The Big Thing Btween Ur 2 Legs Boy: Wat Girl: Ur Bike -

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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. . Personality Of A Female Follows The Size Of Her Bra 32 = Innocent 34 = Calm 36 = Agressive 38 = Playful 40 = S**y 42 = Anjuman...

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You Are A True Friend Only When You Gossip About Someone For Hours And End It By Saying - Fuck It Man, Why Should We Bother :p

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3 Sisters 1st: Mom,can I Go With 'ming' 2 'sing'? Go Baby ! 2nd: Mom,can I Go With 'lance' 2 'dance'? Ok ! 3rd: Mom,can I Go With 'chuck'? No! Stay At Home!....

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What Is The Difference Between B****t And Park ? Both Were Designed For Children And Adults Enjoy More....

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Fact: Only 2.5 Inch Is Enough To Satisfy A Woman's Desire... . . . That's The Length Of A Credit Card...!z!

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1.laziness..? Asking Lift For Morning Walk. 2.honesty.? Pregnant Women Purchasing 2 Tickets. 3.de-hydration..? Cow Giving Milk Powder. 4.hope..? A ...

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Amitabh Bachan In Kbc . Question For 10 Lac To Sardar Jee . What Is The Colour Of Your Wifes Underwear? . Option 1 : White . Option 2 : Grey . Option 3 : Black ...

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A Young Man Asked Swamiji Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear? .....

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. . School Starts - Boy - Can I Go To The Toilet . Teacher - Say The Alphabet First So He Says . A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z . Teacher: W...

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A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It?

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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Santa: Madam, How Do Babies Come In To The World? Teacher: In The Moonlight Angels Come Leave The Baby In A Mothers Lap Santa: You Mean F**king Is Useless...

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There R 2 Typs Of Hooks. 1st Is Cricket Hook 2nd Is Bra's Hook. 1st Is Used To Send Ball Out Side D Boundry 2nd Is Used To Adjust Balls Inside D Boundary....

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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