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Ohhh Katty I Love You Naughty You Are So Much Hotty But So Cuty Love You Lotty Don't Be Fatty It's Not My Duty Love It.............................................

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Pennnisss Need Some Rest At Night But It Don't Want To Rest If Katrina Sleep With Him Open......

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. . Officer: Madam Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake. . Lady: Then Why Dint You Tell Me When I Was Removing My Clothes? . Officer: Well, That's Not Prohibited...

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Girl:it’s 2 Tightboy:don’t Worry,i’ll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In,boy:ah..i Can’t,gal:it’s Painful,boy:forget It. . ..we’ll Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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Why Is A Woman 20.000 $ Worth And A Man Only 2$? A Woman Has A Milk Factory, A Mussel Farm And A Sawmill A Man A Sausage, 2 Bitterballs And A Little Pot Of Mayo...

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A Friend Is Like A Panty - Always Comfortable A Good Friend Is Like A Bra - Always Supportive Best Friend Is Like A Condom - Always Protective...

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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I ...

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Girl - Why The Fishes Are So Beautiful???? Boy - Because They Dont Wear Clothes

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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Soldier On 1st Nite Of Marriage Realized His Wife Having Period. He Telegramd Hq: Red Alert In Front! Request Xtend Leave. Hq Replied: Denied! Attack From Rear!...

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A Woman's Panty N The Sun Is Common By: . . . . . A) Both Are Hot B) Both Look Better While Going Down C) Both Disappear By The Night...

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Difference Between Good Girl Bad Girl Good Girl Open A Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girl Open All Button To Make The Atmosphere Hot..

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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How To Know Male Or Female....? Look Down . . . . . . ... . . . . . Don't Scroll Look Down Yourself...

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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. Burial Worker: Ur Husbands Coffin Isnt Closing Due 2 His Errect Penniiss . . . Wife: Cut It Put It In His A*s Bcoz Thats The Only Hole In Town He Missed....

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Kiss- Height Of Luv N*pple- Peak Of Luv B*obs- Shape Of Luv P*nis- Length Of Luv P*ssy- Depth Of Luv A*s- Base Of Luv F*ck- Experience Of Luv Suck- Taste Of Luv...

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This Is A Hole That Never Heals, The More You Rub It The Better It Feels, And All The Soap From Here To H**l Can Never Get Rid Of That F**kin Smell

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Conversation Between Boy And A Girl Boy:- Why Does It Sounds While Girls Pass Urine Girls Replies:- Its All Because We People Doesnt Have A Six Inch Silencer Li...

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir!!!!!!...

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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The Best Stock Investments You Can Make Are Condom Companies. They Are Bound To Go Up Eventually.

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A Woman Married A One Legged Man. She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches....

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A Guy Donated Blood To His Girlfriend. After A While They Broke Up And He Wanted It Back. The Girl Threw A Pad At Him And Said.- 'ill Pay U Back In Monthly...

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I Love The Way It Rubs Against The Soft Pink Flesh Creating A Creamy Foamy Liquid, As It Thrust In And Out Up And Down, Can't Wait Till Next Time. I Love My Too...

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A Man Was Traveling In A Train With 3 Babies A Woman Inquired - Do These Babies Belong 2 U? Man: No, I Work In A Condom Factory N These R Customers Complaints....

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Girl: What Do U Like In Me??? Boy: Those White Balls Having Black Dot On It... Girl: What?? ? ? ? ? Boy: Yup... Im Talkin Abt Ur Beautiful Eyes...!!...

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Why Do Women Wear Panty? . . . . Bcause State Law Says All The Main-holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use........

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000....

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A Call Girl Married Her Pimp. Someone Asked- What Does Your Husband Do? Call Girl: He Is My Marketing Director!!

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Come Here, Take Off Ur Pants+get On Top Of Me. Enjoy Urself Until U R Fully Statisfied. Lovingly Urs, == 'i____toilet -.t) ___(_...

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl.1st Went In And Came Out N Said“na My Wife Is Better.”2nd Went In And Came Out N Said“u R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.”...

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On Their Wedding Night, Boy : Honey, Are You Sure This Is Your First Night? Girl : Yes Darling...it....it Was My First Time... At Night.. Boy : ...............

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3 Sisters 1st: Mom,can I Go With 'ming' 2 'sing'? Go Baby ! 2nd: Mom,can I Go With 'lance' 2 'dance'? Ok ! 3rd: Mom,can I Go With 'chuck'? No! Stay At Home!....

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied - Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tighten...

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Who Is The Worlds Greatest Athlete? The Guy Who Finishes First And Third In A Masturbation Contest.

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Woman: I Should Tell You, I Have Acute Angina. The Man Replied, Thats Good Because You Have The Ugliest B*****s I Ever Seen!

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A Peach Is A Peach. A Plum Is A Plum. A Kiss Aint A Kiss Unless Its Wiv Tongues. So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise

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I Saw Sumthing In Da Shop Window 2day.it Was Stunning S**y Cute Beautiful Adorable.i Was Supposed 2buy It4u Till I Realised It Was My Own Reflection

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