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Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...

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The Saddest Part Of A Man's Body Is His Balls. The Lord Almighty Sentenced Them To : Hang Till Death !

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I Luv The Way It Rubs N Thrusts Against Soft Pink Skin N Flesh, Up N Down, In N Out, Creating A Thick Creamy White Mess! Oh God, I Simply Luv My Tooth Brush!...

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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Boy: Its Just A Formality, But I Still Ask Can I Marry Ur Daughter Father: 'who Told U Its Just A Formality'? Boy: The Gynaechologist:...

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After Thrashing Away For A Good Five Minutes, The Man Lay Back On The Bed Smiling Smugly...... How Was It For You, Darling, Good? Quite Painless Actually, She...

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Man Was Soabing In A Bar. His Friend Asked: Yaar Why Are You Crying? He Said: My Wife Charge Me Rs. 1000/- For S*x! Friend Said: Youre Lucky, She Charges Oth...

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Cover Ur Stump B4 U Pump Dont B Silly, Protect Ur Jelly.. Aids Is No Joke Wrap B4 U Poke Dont Be Fool Condomize Ur Tool... -)...

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Who Is The Worlds Greatest Athlete? The Guy Who Finishes First And Third In A Masturbation Contest.

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The Chicken And The Egg Are Laying In Bed. The Chicken Is Smoking A Cigarette With A Satisfied Smile On Its Face While The Egg Is Frowning And Looking Slightly ...

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In Lift, Mans Elbow Accidently Touch Ladys B****t. Man: If Ur Heart Soft As Ur B****t Ull Forgive Me. .. .. .. Lady: If Ur Co*k S Hard As Ur Elbow Im In Room ...

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable.

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Boy (to Girl): Whats There In Between Your Legs? . . Girl: He*l ! And Whats There In Between Your Legs? . . . . Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To He*l !!!.....

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What Is The Difference Between A Golf Ball And A G-spot? Men Will Spend Two Hours Searching For A Golf Ball.

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus Send Me A Brother. Santa Wrote Back Send Me Ur Mother...

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..beauty Is To See To Touch, Flowers Are To Smell To Pluck, N*****s Are To Play To Suckk, Women Are To Love To Fucckk, All These Are Free But Depends On...

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnant, Went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer :- Ur Policy Covers Sickness, Accident Not Pregnancy ! Girl :- It Was Accident....

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What Is The Difference Between Oooh! And Aaah!? About Three Inches.

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: ?can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?? Teacher Replied ? No Never!!? Boy Said To Girl : ?see I Told You Not To Worry!!!!?....

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Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

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. . Great Words By A Bankrupt Lover . . Nothing In This World Is Expensive Than. Having A Girlfriend . . Whos Totallly Free On Weekend . ! =p Xd...

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Girl : Why Do I Feel In My Heart That You Are An Obsessed Flirt? Boy : If You Meet Me. . . I'll Show You Sweetheart... How Much Love My Heart Holds For You ...

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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U.. Cold,n***d,thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Lastnite

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Whats An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guys Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.! Always Think Positive...

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What Is Fashion Designing? Too Many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Ideas On How To Cover Two Little Areas.

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On A N*ked Beach A Man Shakes Hand With A Lady Says: Pleased To Meet You! Lady: Yeah, I Can See That...

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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: Nike On His Arms, Reebok On His Legs, She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . .............................. Relax He ...

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Salary Is Just Like Menses, . Which Comes Once In A Month Remains For Only 4 To 5 Days If In Any Month It Doesn't Come, It Means You Have Been Fuc##....

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Yes. Im Over 18 Learn More About Flagging S*x At 8-ignor It, At 18-feel It At 28-xplor It At 38-enjoy It At 48-pay 4 It, At 58-pray 4 It, At 68-beg 4 It...

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A Beautiful Statement Written Inside Men Toilet : The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands! -

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A Man Went To The Doctor Feeling Very Depressed. What You Need, Said The Doctor, Is Some Companionship. Go Out And Find A Girl Who Likes To Do The Same Things...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap Santa's Son? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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Diagram In Book Was Not Clear..so,madam Drew Diagram On Blackboard And Announced..dont Look At Book Figure, Look At My Figure!

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind. :d...

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. . Son I Want A Baby Brother . . Mom Your Dad Is Overseas. . When He Comes Back We Will Talk Over It. . Son Why Dont You Give Him A Surprise...

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Husband, Upon Meeting Ex- After Two Years Of Separation: Listen Honey, Why Don't We Have A Few Drinks, Dinner, Go To My Apartment And Really Make Love? Ex-: Ov...

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Boy With His Girlfriend Watching A Boxing Match, In Which A Boxer Got Knocked Out In D 1st Round! . . Boy:disgusting Just All Over In 1 Min? Girl:now U K...

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