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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Delivers A Baby, Baby's Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safe!

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Son: Teacher Says, Father Is The Pillar Of The Family Then Whats Mom? Dad: She Makes The Pillar Stiff, Strong And Worthwhile To Raise A Family...

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A Scientist Wanted To Make A Bra That Prevents The Motion Of B*****s While Running And Prevent Visiblity Of N*****s When Wet.......................................

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swallowed, When He Was Satisfied, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !...

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Girl:it’s 2 Tightboy:don’t Worry,i’ll Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In,boy:ah..i Can’t,gal:it’s Painful,boy:forget It. . ..we’ll Buy New Wedding Ring!...

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Guy: If I Could See You Nak3d, I'd Die Happy. Gal: If I See You N***d, I'd Probably Die Laughing.

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Sardar And A Girl Were Having S*x.... Suddenly The Sardar Asked: Do You Have Aids? Girl Said: No..but Why??? Sardar Said: Thank God, I Dont Want To Get That A...

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Why Don't They Have Any Toilet Paper In Pizza Restaurant? Because Its Finger Licking Good!

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Oral S*x Can Be So Fine When Ur In A 69 U Start 2 Moan Shake Quiver Til U C*m Like A River When Ur Done Don't Be Insane Just Wipe Ur Kn*b Start Again...

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Women R The Best Engines: Accepts Any Size Of Piston, Are Self Lubricating,start Up With A Finger, Automatic Oil Change Every 4 Week

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What Is The Similarity Between A Pain Is And A Matchstick? Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.......

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend :- If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking, Then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Hands And Lips Busy........

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There R 2 Typs Of Hooks. 1st Is Cricket Hook 2nd Is Bra's Hook. 1st Is Used To Send Ball Out Side D Boundry 2nd Is Used To Adjust Balls Inside D Boundary....

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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A True Heart May Not Talk With U Everyday... Or May Not Meet U Every Time... But Always Thinks About U Ur Memories..

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Nurse Ne Baby Ko Pati K Hath Me Diya Wo Khushi Se Chillaya-puttar Hua. Puttar Hua Nurse Chillayi- Abe Andhe Ladki Hui Hai, Meri Ungli Chhod..!

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An Arab To A Passing By Prostitute: How Much? Prostitute: 100$ On The Bed, 50$ On The Sofa, 20$ On The Grass. He Hands Her A 100$ Note. Prostitute: You're A G...

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A Peach Is A Peach, A Plum Is A Plum, A Kiss Isn't A Kiss Without The Tongue, So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise .,...

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Friends R Like Pieces Of Puzzle.... If U Lose 1 It Willnever B Complete Again... Just Want U 2 Know U R One Of D Pieces.. I Can't Afford 2 Lose .......

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni Has No Girlfriend?.... Because, He Drinks 2 Litre Of Milk Daily...

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Santa Was Watching A Blue Film. He Saw His Wife In The Film. After The Film Ended He Said: Thank God It Was Just A Movie Not Real.

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A Famous Prostitute Dies And At Her Funeral A Man Say's Atleast Now They Will Be Together Other Man Askedr U Talking About Her Husband? No,her Legs

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One Day Rajnikanth Gonna F****d His Wife Hardly..guess Wat Happen?? . . . . . . His Wife Gave Birth To A Pregnant Girl..

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70 Ways To Make A Woman Happy: No. 1 Is Shopping The Rest Is '69'.

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well... Enough About Me! How About You?

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Madam 2 Student : Why Do Cows Get Depressed After Giving Milk? Stdnt : If Someone Presses Ur Br***t For 5 Mints Doesnt F**k U,how Would You Feel?

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A Miss Asked 4rm Chilrens... Tell Me D Things We Should Avoid Putting In Mouth? Johny Replied, Hot Bulb !! Miss- But Why Is It Hot Bulb?? Johny- Last Night M...

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2 Lovers Went 2 C Film 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites O...

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Come Here, Take Off Ur Pants+get On Top Of Me. Enjoy Urself Until U R Fully Statisfied. Lovingly Urs, == 'i____toilet -.t) ___(_...

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Which Sexual Position Produces The Ugliest Children? Ask Your Mom.

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A Man Is Taking A Woman Home After Their First Date. When They Get To Her Door, He Asks If He Can Come Inside. Woman: Absolutely Not. I Never Ask A Guy To Come ...

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slapped U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pen!s So Big? Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!

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Two Men Are Changing In The Dressing Rooms After Playing A Game Of Badminton. After Showering, 1 Of Them Puts On Bra And Panties. Heh, What's Gng On Here? Ask...

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What Is The Difference Between Oooh! And Aaah!? About Three Inches.

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........... Katrina First Night............... Opening Her Panty She Just Go To The Bathroom That's It

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A Unit In S*x Education Was About To Begin, And Each Student Had To Bring In A Permission Slip In Order To Take It. A Boy Handed In His Slip And Explained To Th...

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Full Form Of Condom C-confidential O-ornament N-needed For D-domestic O-occasion After M-marriage

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