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A Dentist Removing A Tooth Of A Lady Dr. Madam U R Holding My Balls , Lady Yes It Is Just Remind U That We R Not Going To Hurt Each Other..

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Think Dirt

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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What Is The Similarity Between A Womans B****t And A Park ? . Actually Both Were Designed For Children But Adults Enjoy Them More!

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. Burial Worker: Ur Husbands Coffin Isnt Closing Due 2 His Errect Penniiss . . . Wife: Cut It Put It In His A*s Bcoz Thats The Only Hole In Town He Missed....

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14 Boys Proposed To A Girl... : 12 Came With Roses : 1 Came With A Ring ... That's Confidence !! : Another Boy Cam With ..... : Honeymoon Tickets... That's Ove...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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What Is A Short Thing That Gets Longer When A Woman Pulls It Cradles It Between Her Breats, And Pushes It Into A Hole, What Is It? U Dirty Mind! Its A Car Seat...

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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. _i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Did I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight! ...

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Guts. When Your Wife Catches You In Bed With Another Girl, And You Say: Darling Next Is Your Turn... :-)

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. . A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, . . Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, . . Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness...

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Gynaecology Is The Best Profession! 1) Make A Woman N***d. 2) Feel Her B*****s. 3) Finger Her Pu$$y -and - Make Her Husband Pay For What U Did..

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Girl: What's U'r Age? Boy: 20. What's U'r Age? Girl: 20. Boy: So, Come With Me? Girl: For What? Boy: For Playing 20-20!!!

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Speaker,my Left Br3ast Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet!...

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Full Form Of Condom C-confidential O-ornament N-needed For D-domestic O-occasion After M-marriage

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S*x Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes U Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service Many Times U Have To Be Happy With Self Service......

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What's The Difference Between A Pervert And A Kinky Person? A Pervert Uses A Feather, A Kinky Person Uses The Whole Chicken!

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Why Do Men Wear Underwear? As Per Military Rules, All Types Of War Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time!

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said Na My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better. .........

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Recommended Dosage Of Viagra: New Girlfriend: No Need Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet Mistress: 1 Tablet Wife: 2 Tabs+whisky+p**n Movie+will Power...

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Boy:i Like The Soft Thing Behind Your Bra. Girl:what? Boy:your Heart. Girl:i Love The Big Thing Between Your Two Legs. Boy:what? Girl:your Pulsar Bike....

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Boy Asked To A Girl: Can I Kiss You? Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl: I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips...

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A Peach Is A Peach. A Plum Is A Plum. A Kiss Aint A Kiss Unless Its Wiv Tongues. So Open Ur Mouth Close Ur Eyes Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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The Best Stock Investments You Can Make Are Condom Companies. They Are Bound To Go Up Eventually.

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind......

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. . Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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Richman To Poor Man: How Come Ur P3nis So Big? Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood,i Had No Other Toys To Play!!!!

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha U Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So...

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What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby? Chicken Is The Result Of A Sitting Hen While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing C*ck

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Usa School Interview 4 New Admission . . . Teacher: Who Is Ur Dad? . . . His Mom Shouted: Plz Ask Simple Questions!!!!

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This Is A Hole That Never Heals, The More You Rub It The Better It Feels, And All The Soap From Here To H**l Can Never Get Rid Of That F**kin Smell

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Why Were Males Created Before Females? Cos You Always Need A Rough Draft Before The Final Copy.

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An Award Winning Add By Durex Condom (u.s.a): To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products Happy Fathers Day !!

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Best-seller Book ? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl..

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Salesgirl : Sorry, U Cant Smoke Here, Customer : But I Bought Cigerates From Here Salesgirl : Sir We Sell Condoms Too, . . .. But It Doesnt Mean U Start Fu**...

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