Adult Messages

A Couple Were In Bedroom ..girl Says To Her Bf,'i Wish I Had Bigger T*ts'. The Bf Says I Recommend To Get Some Toilet Tissue N Rub It Betwn Your T*ts For 2 Mon...

Send this adult SMS

Chinese Couple: A Chinese Couple Mr And Miss Hua Got Twins Without Marriage. What Did They Named Them? They Named Them As Jo-hua, So-hua

Send this adult SMS

A Husband Was Asked: Do You Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

Send this adult SMS

When Are You Going To Marry Me? I Can Live Without You. I Love You Dear, Marry Me Within This Month Otherwise I Will Die. See, How Angelina Jolie Messaged M...

Send this adult SMS

. . Lady To Her Husband- . . I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There . . Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? . Lad...

Send this adult SMS

. _i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Did I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight! ...

Send this adult SMS

Civil Engineer Asked His Town Planner. . . Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? . . Ans:- . . . Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage...

Send this adult SMS

Wife While Workin On Computer:tell Me Ur Passwrd Honey Husbnd-my Coc* Wife Fell Laughing Frm Chair..:-d Bcoz Computer Said ( Ur Password Is Too Short )...

Send this adult SMS

Pennnis And Balls Arguing. Balls: Hey, U R Very Unfair! Everytime U Go In U Never Bring Us Along, Only U Enjoy! Pennnis: Eh, U Think Its Fun? I Always Keep Vomi...

Send this adult SMS

. . 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites On . . . . . . . Girl...

Send this adult SMS

An Arab To A Passing By Prostitute: How Much? Prostitute: 100$ On The Bed, 50$ On The Sofa, 20$ On The Grass. He Hands Her A 100$ Note. Prostitute: You're A G...

Send this adult SMS

We Had A Girl To Stay: Her Name Was Viginia. We Called Her Virgin For Short, But Not For Long.

Send this adult SMS

Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

Send this adult SMS

. . Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle...

Send this adult SMS

She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Mad 4 Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? Tea...

Send this adult SMS

I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

Send this adult SMS

Why Do Women Have O*****s During S*x???it Gives Them Something To Moan About Even When They Are Fuc**** Enjoyin Themselves.

Send this adult SMS

S3x Is My Fav. I Do It Regularly. Do It Feel Gd! U'll Enjoy It! I'll Die W/out S3x, S-sleep, E-eat, X-xercise, So Do It Everiday, Gud For U.

Send this adult SMS

A Young Girl After Her Honeymooncame Fully Exhausted And Tired,when Her Friends Asked Her What Happened?she Replied :when This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Mehe Has...

Send this adult SMS

A Contest In A Girls College: Write A Short Essay Which Contains S3x, Religion And Mystery. The Winners Essyy Was- Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder Who Did It...

Send this adult SMS

Condom Says To Whisper : Buddy Every Months U Stop My Business For One Week . . . . . Whisper Says : Ahh If U Make A Mistake One Time, I'll Loose My Business F...

Send this adult SMS

After An Emotional Hug.... . Girl To Boy: If You Hug Me Once More Like That,i Will Be Yours Forever . Boy:thanks For The Warning...

Send this adult SMS

Old Lady Visits The Dentist Sits On The Chair Lowers Her Pants And Lifts Her Legs. The Dentist Say Im Not A Gynocologist. Old Lady Says I Know I Want You To Tak...

Send this adult SMS

Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

Send this adult SMS

Girl - Why The Fishes Are So Beautiful???? Boy - Because They Dont Wear Clothes

Send this adult SMS

Father To Daughter: Tell Me The Name Of The B*****d Who Made You Pregnant. Daughter: Dad If We Eat Fifteen Bananas,can U Say Which One Made U Fat..??...

Send this adult SMS

A Cute Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure It's 25,000

Send this adult SMS

Girls Are Attracted To 4 Things: 1. Clothes 2. Jewellery 3. Money 4. ________ Look Down... Look Down Dude...! :p...

Send this adult SMS

Sardar On Phone:doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now.doctor: Is This Her First Child?sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking !!!

Send this adult SMS

Wife A: I Hate My Engineer Husband. Erect Erect.. Wife B: I Hate My Doc Husband. Inject Inject.. Wife C: U Both R Lucky, Mine Is Judge.. Tarik Pe Tari...

Send this adult SMS

A Man Raced Into To The Gents Toilets In A Pub, Ran Up To The Urinal, Whipped Out His 12 Inch D**k And Said With A Sigh Of Relief, Phew, Just Made It! The Man N...

Send this adult SMS

A Girl With Huge B***s Approached A Dentinst And Laid Down On Bed Removing Her Bra!!! Dentist: Heyy...what R U Donig, I M Only Dentist!!! Girl: U Fool..i Know...

Send this adult SMS

S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation, When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination, Did U Understand The Explination Or Would U Like A Demonstration?...

Send this adult SMS

Tell (� �) ,l Em 2 ( O, )(' ') F*ck >?< / / Off!

Send this adult SMS

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam, What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own Mother? . . . He Said, Call For Backup....

Send this adult SMS

Q: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!!

Send this adult SMS

Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above....

Send this adult SMS

Let Me Kiss Ur Lips Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue. Smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyday :)...

Send this adult SMS

. . If You Had A Donkey And I Had A Chicken And If Your Donkey Ate My Chicken What Will You Have? Three Feet Of My C*ck Up Your A*s. . ....

Send this adult SMS

When A Man Talks Dirty To A Woman, Its Sexual Harassment. When A Woman Talks Dirty To A Man, Its $$$ Per Minute.

Send this adult SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!