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In Chemistry Class,sir Asked A Ques To A Gal:what Is Nitrate? Gal(in Shy Mood):sir,night Rate Is 1500,hotel Charges Extra...!!

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into A Dark Room, Locked The Door, Put Off The Light, Pulled Her To The Bed, Dragged Her Into The Blanket, And Said, Howz Ma New Radiu...

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Define, Biology And Sociology? . . . If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It Is Biology, If He Looks Like His Neighbor Than It Is Called Sociology.....

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A Gorgeous Shapely Girl Was Lying N*k*d In A Hospital Bed.... Suddenly A Young Man Came In, Pulled Back The Sheet And Examined Her Closely. Whats The Verdict?...

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3 Girls In Tuition: G1: Hey, Yesterday I Saw A Condom In Teacher's Table..!! G2: Yah, Yah I Also Saw It. N' I Put A Little Hole On It ..!! G3: Oh Shii...

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Which Sexual Position Produces The Ugliest Children? Ask Your Mom.

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Speaker,my Left Br3ast Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet!...

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. . Officer: Madam Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake. . Lady: Then Why Dint You Tell Me When I Was Removing My Clothes? . Officer: Well, That's Not Prohibited...

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A Contest In A Girls College: Write A Short Essay Which Contains S3x, Religion And Mystery. The Winners Essyy Was- Oh God! I Am Pregnant And I Wonder Who Did It...

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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A Guy Donated Blood To His Girlfriend. After A While They Broke Up And He Wanted It Back. The Girl Threw A Pad At Him And Said.- 'ill Pay U Back In Monthly...

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Mom: Why Are You Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project...

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts. Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love. Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness ,,,,,,,

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Teacher : Peter Why Did U Bring Ur Cat 2 School 2day? Peter : (crying) I Heard My Father Telling My Mom I'm Going 2 Eat Ur Pus*y After The Kid Goes 2 School.!

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Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

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Niple Niple Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy....

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It & Pass Between Woman’s Breast & Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt…u Dirty Mind...

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How Does A Man Show He's Planning For The Future? He Buys Two Cases Of Beer Instead Of One.

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Nargis . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise ..

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Children In The Dark Make Mistake-swami Vivekanada Mistakes In The Dark Makes Children-swami Tintumon ..

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Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do. Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng. Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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What Is Fashion Designing? Too Many Brains Working On Too Little Clothes With Too Many Ideas On How To Cover Two Little Areas.

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Teacher: Why Love Is Better Than War? . . Student: Because Condoms Are Available At Cheaper Rates Than Weapons.. .

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Man To His Wife On Her Birthday. You Can Have S*x For 1 Hour The Way You Want It. Wife Jumps In Joy, Kisses Him Runs Out Saying... I'll Be Back In An Hour :-...

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. . Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example . Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)...

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What Do You Call A G*y Dinosaur? Mega-saur-a*s

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)....

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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . Books And Study.........

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Worst Excuse For Not Turning In Homework: . . I Couldn't Find Anyone To Copy It From.

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: Man Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open. Man Asks:did U C My Black Mercedez Parked Inside ?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat ...

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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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. . 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites On . . . . . . . Girl...

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Madam 2 Student : Why Do Cows Get Depressed After Giving Milk? Stdnt : If Someone Presses Ur Br***t For 5 Mints Doesnt F**k U,how Would You Feel?

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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. M Very Worried Dizdays.. . Can't Sleeping Well. . Not Feeling Well . Have No Interest In Any Work . Doc.adviced Me That..u Needed . . . Vitaminshe...

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Girl : Why Do I Feel In My Heart That You Are An Obsessed Flirt? Boy : If You Meet Me. . . I'll Show You Sweetheart... How Much Love My Heart Holds For You ...

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,whichthe Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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