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70 Ways To Make A Woman Happy: No. 1 Is Shopping The Rest Is '69'.

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Did You Know That It's A Well Known Fact That People Who Send And Receive Texts With There Thumbs Are G*y!!! To Late To Change Now H**o!!!

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? . . A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest . . While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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. . Great Words By A Bankrupt Lover . . Nothing In This World Is Expensive Than. Having A Girlfriend . . Whos Totallly Free On Weekend . ! =p Xd...

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Boys Say It's Great Boys Say It's Fine 9 Months Later They Say: It's Not Mine ). ..

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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What's The Geographical Definition Of S*x? It's An Action Done By Pol-land Into Hol-land Between Thai-land, Occasionally With A Little Help From Greece!...

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Santa Was Watching A Blue Film. He Saw His Wife In The Film. After The Film Ended He Said: Thank God It Was Just A Movie Not Real.

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Its Been A Rough Day.i Got Up This Morning,put On A Shirt N A Button Fell Off.i Picked Up My Briefcase N The Handle Came Off.im Afraid 2 Go 2 The Bathroom

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In Order To Get 100/100 In Life, A Man Requires 100 Talent, Whereas A Woman Requires Only 4 Talent The Remaining Is Only 36-24-36

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Girl: Don't Kiss Me Baby ? Boy: Why? Girl: Because Bad Smell Is Coming From Ur Mouth

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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Women's Life Is Very Hard. Moring-wash Clothes. Noon-dry Clothes. Evening-iron Clothes Night-remove Clothes Late Midnight Searching Clothes.

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A Unit In S*x Education Was About To Begin, And Each Student Had To Bring In A Permission Slip In Order To Take It. A Boy Handed In His Slip And Explained To Th...

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What Is The Thing We Press Down But Goes Up Again.... ? ? Lolz It's Hand Pump... . But I Love The Way U Think.....

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Girl : Why Do I Feel In My Heart That You Are An Obsessed Flirt? Boy : If You Meet Me. . . I'll Show You Sweetheart... How Much Love My Heart Holds For You ...

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What Do You Call Two Mexicans Playing Basketball? Juan On Juan

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A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old B*****d Told Me H...

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The Saddest Part Of A Man's Body Is His Balls. The Lord Almighty Sentenced Them To : Hang Till Death !

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Adult Man Eye Operation: After Operation Dr. Open His Nurse Bra And Said To Man..hey Do U See Now... Man:nothing Dr:open His Nurse Panty:do U See Now....?? Man...

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A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

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S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation, When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination, Did U Understand The Explination Or Would U Like A Demonstration?...

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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Q: Why Are Condoms Transparent? A: So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!

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S3x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) And Like Samsung (everybody Is Invited)

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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What's The Difference Between Your Job And Your Wife?your Job Still Sucks After Five Years!

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Who Is The Worlds Greatest Athlete? The Guy Who Finishes First And Third In A Masturbation Contest.

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Two Men Are Changing In The Dressing Rooms After Playing A Game Of Badminton. After Showering, 1 Of Them Puts On Bra And Panties. Heh, What's Gng On Here? Ask...

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The Chicken And The Egg Are Laying In Bed. The Chicken Is Smoking A Cigarette With A Satisfied Smile On Its Face While The Egg Is Frowning And Looking Slightly ...

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S*x And Shopping Have One Thing In Common In Both Cases Men Start Sweating In 15 Minutes And Women Wants To Go On And On And On And On !...

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Teacher To A Nursery Student: Count From 1 To 10 Ill Give U Kiss.miss I Will Count From 1 To 1000,then Sleep One Night With Me Plzzz.

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Aishwarya Rai Says.. . . . . . . . Rape Is Not A Crime Its Just A Surprise S3x ..

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Three Tampons Walk Down The Road, Which One Says Hi? None! They're All Stuck Up C**ts.

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. . Difference B/w Bra And Bar Both Words Have Same Letters. . . . Both R Drinking Zones.both Have Restricted Timing 4 Opening N Closing. Both Make Men Crazy Wh...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?......

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. . A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students That For The Best Penetrations 6-7 Peniiss Is Best. . . One Of The Girl Askd Her Tht Wht Abt 9 . . . Teacher Said I M...

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Teacher: -pepito, Could You Tell Me Names Of Three Kings, Who Brought Happiness And Peace Into Our Life? Pepito Answered: -drin-king, Smo-king And Fuc-king.......

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We Had A Girl To Stay: Her Name Was Viginia. We Called Her Virgin For Short, But Not For Long.

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2 Lovers Went 2 C Film 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites O...

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