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. . . . How To Impress A Woman: Compliment Her, Kiss Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her. . . . How 2 Impress A Man: Show Up N***d...

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On A Hot Date Movie Ticket 300 Dinner 2000 Car Fuel 500 Coffee 200 Hotel Room 8000 Ur Girlfrnd Says Shez On Period And F*ckng Smile On Ur Face Is Priceless...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br**st Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Min......

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A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus Send Me A Brother. Santa Wrote Back Send Me Ur Mother...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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On Their Wedding Night, Both Husband And Wife Were Claiming Virginity Wife : If It Was Your First Time, Then How Did You Do So Well? Husband : And If This W...

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English Teacher:children In D Dark Makes Mistake. Gimme D Opposite Of This Sentence. Students: Mistake In D Dark Make Children.

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The Be...

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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A Girl's Best T-shirt Quote Ever.... ( In Front ) ' I Am Virgin ' . . ( At Back ) ' This Is My Old T-shirt '

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Sardar's Wife Was Looking At The Honeymoon Brochures And Said : Honey, Lets Try Greece This Year Sardar Replied : Why, Whats Wrong With Vaseline?...

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# Girl Boy Were Having S.ex. Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? Girl: Middle Lips...

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A Loving Husband Tattooed I Love U On His D**k N Showed It To His Wife. She Replied: This Is Ur Old Habit Of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!

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Boy:your New Shoes Is Beatuiful.. Girl: You Want To Remove It Boy: Then Your Dress Is Also So Nice....

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. . Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Girls Are Attracted To 4 Things: 1. Clothes 2. Jewellery 3. Money 4. ________ Look Down... Look Down Dude...! :p...

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One Guy Asks The Other: Hey, Have You Ever Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman? The Second Guy: No, But I've Woken Up With A Few.

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Rapist, Psycho And G*y In A Prison: Rapist: If A Cat Would Be Here I Could Have Raped Here. Psycho: I Could Have Raped Her Ntil I Die. . . . . G*y : Mea...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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A Friend Is Like A Panty - Always Comfortable A Good Friend Is Like A Bra - Always Supportive Best Friend Is Like A Condom - Always Protective...

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A Good Friend.... Is Like A Good Bra..... ......................... Hard To Find, Very Comfortable, Supportive, And Always Close..... To The Heart....!.....

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An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite Realizes Wife Haveing Periods , He Telegrams To Hq:red Alert On Front Extend Leave Reply: From Hq: Attack Frm Back And R...

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Rajnikaat Gone For Morning Walk....................... And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.. Why???? Becuse He Reaches America Without Visa...

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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A Very Sxy And Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,will U Remove Somthing From My Brsts? Boss:wow,wats That? Girl:ur Eyes,sir.......

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Husband To Wife: I Am Going Out For Five Days. Wife: Ok, But Dont Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, Otherwise You Will Be Surprised.

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........... Katrina First Night............... Opening Her Panty She Just Go To The Bathroom That's It

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Two Men Are Changing In The Dressing Rooms After Playing A Game Of Badminton. After Showering, 1 Of Them Puts On Bra And Panties. Heh, What's Gng On Here? Ask...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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Johnny Was Looking For His Mate Bob Cox And Thought He Might Be Having His Hair Cut. He Popped His Head Round The Barber Shop Door And Called Out, Bob Cox In...

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. . An N**e Girl Enters Into A Car..... . As Driver Was Shocked On Seeing Her..... . Girl : Wat R U Looking At ? Don't You Ever Saw A N**e Girl ? . Driver : No....

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Law Of Reverse Dynamics: . When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich...

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Boy Aunty You Apples Are Touching Me Aunty: Is It My Apples? Ok The Apples Are Yours But The Juice Is Coming From My Banana

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Boy (to Girl): What's There In Between Your Legs? Girl: H3ll! And What's There In Between Your Legs? Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To H3ll..

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She Pulled To Make It Straight And Licked To Make It Stiff And It Was Perfect, So She Inserted It Into The Hole. Guess What She Is Doing ?? : : : : Inserting Th...

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A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard To Find, Comfortable, Supportive, Prevents You From Falling, Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Your Heart...

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Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way. Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While $ex. Bad Girls D...

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Santa Calls Fm Station -i'hv Found A Wallet Eit Rs15000 Of Mr Sharma. Rj-do U Want To Return It???? Santa-nhi Re Pagle I Want To Dedicate A Sad Song To Him.....

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Two Women Were Talking About A Date.. Heyy Stace, How Did Ur New Hot Date Go Last Night?? Ok, I Suppose, But I Dont Think I'll Be Gng Out Wid Him Again!! Why ...

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