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Peter Found His Wife Na*ed On Bed, Shouting Heart Attack While He Went To Call Ambulance,little Tim Said,uncle Tom Is Hiding Na*ed Under Bed. Peter Found Tom Na...

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Q: What Do Disney World Viagra Have In Common? A: They Both Make You Wait An Hour For A Two Minute Ride.

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School Girl: I Do Not Want To Go To The S*x Education Class. Teacher: Why Not? School Girl: Because Someone Told Me The Final Exam Would Be Oral....

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness

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When Girl Ties Seat Belt In The Car How Do They Look Like ? ? ? ? ? Like A Percentage Symbol..

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said …“come On Over, There’s Nobody Home.” I Went Over.nobody Was Home

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Is It True That If Mini Skirts Get Any Shorter, Women Will Have Two More Lips To Paint, Two More Cheeks To Powder, And A Little More Hair To Comb????...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It?

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An Eight-year-old Kid Swaggered Into The Lounge And Demanded Of The Barmaid, Give Me A Double Scotch On The Rocks. What Do You Want To Do, Get Me In Trouble? Th...

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Windscreen Wiper And A Woman? When They Are Wet, They Do Not Squeak Any More!

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Miss: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Student: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl

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Guy: If I Could See You Nak3d, I'd Die Happy. Gal: If I See You N***d, I'd Probably Die Laughing.

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? ? Love Is Heat. You Are Sweet. When Two Lips Are Meet. Love Is Complete.

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Ques:why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? Think As An Engineer Ans:b'coz Boys Have Ball Bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Friction...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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On A Ship Captain To A Girl: If You Don't Sleep With Me, I'll Sink The Ship. Later She Sms Her Husband: You Must Be Proud Of Me, I Save 600 Passengers 9 Times ...

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Girl: What's U'r Age? Boy: 20. What's U'r Age? Girl: 20. Boy: So, Come With Me? Girl: For What? Boy: For Playing 20-20!!!

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In Class Teacher Asked: Why Are Condoms Transparent? Santa: So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted...

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Breaking News Of Katrina Katrina Is Now High Voltage.... All Man Including Salman Open His Pant To ............ But They Failed It Was Too Small...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!.....

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How To Use A Condom Perfectly Take The Condom First And Remove Y...... . . . . Please Wait Next Txt Comming...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue. Smile! This Is Ur Friend “pepsodent” Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day...

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Teacher: Why Cow Looks Tensed After Giving Milk? Student: Madam, If Someone Presses Ur B**bs For Hours N Dont Fck, How Do U Feel...???

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2 Lovers Went 2 C Film 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites O...

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Why Did The Blond Get Fired From The Banana Plantation? Because She Threw Out All The Bent Ones.

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The Best Stock Investments You Can Make Are Condom Companies. They Are Bound To Go Up Eventually.

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Why Do Women Wear Panty? . . . . Bcause State Law Says All The Main-holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use........

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Frenship Is Crosd Cheque Of Rs.happy/- Wen U Feel Upset N Alone,vthdraw From My A/c.wen U R 2 Happy,depost In My Heart.

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:dont Worry,ill Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring..!...

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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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. . School Starts - Boy - Can I Go To The Toilet . Teacher - Say The Alphabet First So He Says . A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z . Teacher: W...

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How Long Does It Take For A Woman To O****m? Who Cares?

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A Priest Is Called Father A Bishop Is Called Your Grace A Cardinal Is Called Your Eminence A Pope Is Called His Holiness But ,only A 36-24-36 In A ...

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

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Prove : Ab/ag+2mp+4wd+9mc=abc Solution: A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minutes Pressure + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child......

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3 Words . . 6 Alphabets . . 1 Question . . Asked By A Woman . . Guaranteed To Destroy A Man's Confidence Forever . . Question Was . . Is It In . . .?...

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The Saddest Part Of A Man's Body Is His Balls. The Lord Almighty Sentenced Them To : Hang Till Death !

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The B...

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