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Never Play With Girl's Heart, She Has Only 1 Heart.. . . . . . It Is Ok To Play With Her B**bs, They Has Two....

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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other? Because God Gave Good Brains To Men Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains!!...

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An Adult Is A Person Who Stopped Growing Everywhere Except In The Middle:-d

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Who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane.

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Guts. When Your Wife Catches You In Bed With Another Girl, And You Say: Darling Next Is Your Turn... :-)

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day!.....

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This Is A Secret Msg Send Only 4 U, Try 2 Solve What It Means: Listen Tl + Mad Sen + Ice Cead + Success + Yes Cue + Out Tescs. Give Me The Answer If You ...

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. . Great Words By A Bankrupt Lover . . Nothing In This World Is Expensive Than. Having A Girlfriend . . Whos Totallly Free On Weekend . ! =p Xd...

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Girl: Xcuse Me Brother, That's My Seat. Boy: Ok! But I'm Not Ur Brother, My Father Never F*cked Ur Mom. Girl: True, But My Father Did !

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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. . Mother Asks Daughter, . How Is Ur Se*x Life? . Daughter Replies Like British Airways. . Mother Reads The Ad And Is Shocked. . 7 Days A Week, . Twice A Day,...

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A Young Man Asked Swamiji Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear? .....

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A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl : Dont Follow Me, Becoz My Mother Is Coming Behind U, Boy : Dont U Worry, My Father Is Following Her. . ....

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Adult Man Eye Operation: After Operation Dr. Open His Nurse Bra And Said To Man..hey Do U See Now... Man:nothing Dr:open His Nurse Panty:do U See Now....?? Man...

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. Dad Whats Ur Result? . Son Ive Failed In 5 Subjects. . Dad From Now Onwards Dont Call Me Dad. . . Son Oh Come On Dad! Its My School Test Not A Dna Test...

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. M Very Worried Dizdays.. . Can't Sleeping Well. . Not Feeling Well . Have No Interest In Any Work . Doc.adviced Me That..u Needed . . . Vitaminshe...

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A Five Year Old Girl Once Asked Her Teacher.... Sir,does Honey Have Legs? Teacher : No,why Do You Ask That?? Girl : 'coz Every Night,i Hear My Dad Saying Hon...

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Girl:its 2 Tight Boy:dont Worry,ill Do It Slowly, Gal:push It In, Boy:ah..i Cant, Gal:its Painful, Boy:forget It. . . . . Well Buy New Wedding Ring....

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Why Katrina's Ball Is So Milky ........................... .............................. ................................... .....................................

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? . . . . Banta: Me Too, After U Leave...

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One Day Rajnikanth Gonna F****d His Wife Hardly..guess Wat Happen?? . . . . . . His Wife Gave Birth To A Pregnant Girl..

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Nurse Kept Patient Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test.. Then Patient Started Dancing . Nurse : Y R U Dancing..? . . . . Patient : Next Is Urine Test.....

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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Why Does A Man Keep His Wifes Picture In His Pocket? Because Whenever He Is In Trouble, He Looks At The Picture And Thinks .... If I Can Face This, I Can Face ...

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Students Of 5th Class Asked Teacher: Can We Have Kids? Teacher Replied :never ! Boy Said To Girl : I Told You Not To Worry...:p

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Girl: What Time Do You Go To Sleep? Boy: I Don't Know, Whenever You Do. . Girl: Why When I Do? Boy: Because Then I'll Have No Reason To Be Awake....

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Boy: Sweet Heart I Have Brought 2 Tickets For An English Moive Wanne Come? Girl: Which Movie? Boy: Condon For Sale Girl: U B*****d It's Quntum Of Salace...

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In Lift, Mans Elbow Accidently Touch Ladys B****t. Man: If Ur Heart Soft As Ur B****t Ull Forgive Me. .. .. .. Lady: If Ur Co*k S Hard As Ur Elbow Im In Room ...

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News Headline:- Shop Keepers Across The Country Have Refused To Sell Amul Macho Range Of Undergarments. Reason Sighted Was That Buyers Used To Curse The Shop Ow...

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniforms...

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I Want To Suck You Lick You Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You Wanna Feel You In My Mouth Yep, Thats How You Eat An Ice Cream!.

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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. . In Class Of Chemistry Teacher Asked To Student.. What Is Nitrate ? . . Girl Says..: .. . Sir, Rs.1500/=...

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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Guess What Boys........ There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy.... Ans:her Heart!!!..dont Think Dirty...

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Buy A Scooty..... Pick Up A Beauty, Drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty, Remove Her Nighty... Do Ur Duty., After 9 Months ... Get A Cuty ..!...

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Once In A Fight Rajni Got Angry And Showed D Middle Finger To A Lady.the Lady Got Pregnant!.!

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind...

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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