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. Burial Worker: Ur Husbands Coffin Isnt Closing Due 2 His Errect Penniiss . . . Wife: Cut It Put It In His A*s Bcoz Thats The Only Hole In Town He Missed....
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Mother To Teenage Daughter : I Think Its Time That We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter : Yes Mom, What Do You Want To Know ?
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Richman To Poor Man- How-come Ur Pen!s So Big? Poor Man-replied: Bcoz In My Childhood I Had No Other Toys To Play!!!
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An Adult Nurse Came 4 The Interview. Dr: What Salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...
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Usa School Interview 4 New Admission . . . Teacher: Who Is Ur Dad? . . . His Mom Shouted: Plz Ask Simple Questions!!!!
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