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Boys Say ''it's Great'', Boys Say ''it's Fine'', But Nine Months Later They Say ''it's Not Mine''!!

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth Was Offered The Lead Role In Mission Impossibe... But Obviously He Rejected The Offer As The Title Was Too Insulting

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After Engagement! Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Committed Now! Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesn't Mean That I Cant Look At Menu . . :-...

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During A Competetion Between Grlz And Boys In Class Rom Grlz: We Won And Show! Boyz:we,ll Defeated Now Show ...!

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After Engagement! Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Committed Now! Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesn't Mean That I Cant Look At Menu.........

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A Little Tune Can Make U Sing, A Little Hug Can Make U Feelbetter, Sometimes Little Things Can Make U Happy. Hope My Little 'hi' Will Make U Smile.......

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A Boy Aftr S*x Wit His Gf: Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag N Askd Angrily , Is He Ur Ex-bf? Girl(kissin His Ear), Silly Boy Tats Me B4 D Surgery...

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Marriages Are Made In Heaven Then What Are Made In H**l? Ans : The Days After Marriage

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Daughtr's Letter Aftr Marriage Fine Here Mom, Husband F*cking Me All The Time-while Bathing, Cooking, Washing,ironing Clothes Sorry 4 D Shaky Handwriting....

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What Do ! U Usually Say After S*x? --i Luv U!...........wrong! --that Was Great!..........wrong Again! --i Luv It!........wrong Again! --the Answer Is :wher...

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After Engagement Girl : Now Stop Looking At Girls U Rcommited Now Boy : Oh Wht Do U Mean ? If I Am On Diet Dat Goesnt Means I Cant Look At Menu !! :)...

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B4 Marrige Girl: Hey Boy: Yes Grl: Will U Leave Me? Boy: No Never Grl: Do U Love Me? Boy: Ofcource Dear Girl: Is There Any Other Grl In Ur Life? Boy: No Dear Gr...

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After 100 Years Guess Wat Will B The Years Called....? . . Ar And Br After Rajinikanth And Bfore Rajinikanth.....

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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After A Kiss... Girl Silently Says 2 The Boy 'kiss Me Once Again And I Will Be Yours Forever' Boy- Thanks 4 D Warning!!

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