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Scientists All Over The World R Wondering, How Long A Human Being Can Live Without Brain. Please Tell Them Ur Age...........

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Age Appears To Be Best In Some Thing. Old Wood Best To Burn. Old Books Best To Read. Old Rice Best To Eat. Most Importantly... Old Friends Best To Keep...

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Age Appears To Be Best In Some Things. Old Wood Best To Burn. Old Books Best To Read. Old Rice Best To Eat. Old Wine Best To Drink And Old Friends Best To Ke...

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Scientists All Over Da World R Wondering How Long A Human Being Can Live Without Brain. ? ? ? ? ? Please Tell Them Ur Right Age....

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I Told My Wife That A Husband Is Like A Fine Wine He Gets Better With Age. The Next Day, She Locked Me In The Cellar!

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Age Appears To Be Best In Some Things. Old Wood Best To Burn. Old Books Best To Read. Old Rice Best To Eat And Old Friends Best To Keep..

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At Age 3 We Started Study With Tear And... At Age 23 We'll Finish Study With Tear... 1st Tear Was Water And... 2nd Would E Of Fear Of Missing Dears......

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At Age 6: I Want To Be A Princess! At Age 9 : I Want To Be A Teacher! At Age 11 : I Want To Be A Lawyer! At Age 17 : I Have No Clue......

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75yr Old Man Got Married With A Girl Of 15 Yr Old. At Marriage Nite Both R Crying Coz Girl Dont Know Anything N Old Man 4gotten Evrythng.

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Contest In A Girls'college: Write A Line Which Contains Religion,s*x And Mystery.winner Girl's Line: 'oh My God,i'm Pregnant,i Wonder Who Did It!

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My Broker Called Me This Morning And Said, Remember That Stock We Bought And I Said You'd Be Able To Retire At Age 65? Yes, I Remember, I Said. Well, ...

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Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

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Everybody Wants To Reach Old Age, But Nobody Wants To Be Old

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At Age 10,u Consider Parents And Friends As Best Age 20 ,u Feel Friends And Ur Lover - Best Age 30 ,u Feel Friends And Ur Life Partner-best Age 40, U Feel Frie...

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No Matter What Age You Are, Or What Your Circumstances Might Be, You Are Special, And You Still Have Something Unique To Offer.

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