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Question: Ms America, How Do You Describe A Male Organ In Your Country? Ms America: Well, I Can Say That Male Organs In America Are Like Gentlemen. Question: Ho...

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Tym 4 A Deadly Pj !!! What Do You Call A Bee That Has Come From America ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Usb No Claps Plz.....:-p :-d

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History Teacher: Maria, Go To The Map And Find North America. Maria: Here It Is! Teacher:correct,now Class, Who Discovered America? Class: Maria!!!...

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Appu: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: How? Appu: U Said Dis Is America Made Radio.but Wen I Put It On, It Says All India Radio.

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Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

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In India , Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise You Won't Get A Job. In America-study Well My Son,otherwise An Indian Will Grab Your Job :d , . . . . . Ind...

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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In India, Parents Say Study Well My Son, Otherwise U Wont Get A Job.in America-study Wel My Son,othrwise Any Indian Wil Grab Ur Job

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Tom: Sale! 1 Laat Marunga Mumbai Ja K Girega! John: Mein Marunga To America Me Girega! Santa: Bhai Mujhe Dhire Se 1 Laat Maro.pas K Gaon Jana Hai...

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Joke: A Boy Of America To A Boy Of India:- I Have S*x Bombs Like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie And Britney Spears. What U Have???? Indian Boy:- I ...

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Teacher: Maria, Go To The Map And Find North America ? Maria : Here It Is. Teacher: Correct, Now Class Tell Me Who ...

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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American:we Recycle Used Tissue Papers Xport Them 2 India As Cigarette! Smart Reply By Indian:we Recycle Used Condoms Xport Them 2 America As Chewing Gum!!...

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Teacher: Maria Please Point To America On The Map. Maria: This Is It. Teacher: Well Done. Now Class, Who Found America? Class: Maria Did.

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Question: Ms America, How Do You Describe A Male Organ In Your Country? Ms America: Well, I Can Say That Male Organs In America Are Like Gentlemen. Question: ...

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Rajnikaat Gone For Morning Walk....................... And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.. Why???? Becuse He Reaches America Without Visa...

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e

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Appu: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: How? Appu: U Said Dis Is America Made Radio.but Wen I Put It On, It Says All India Radio...!!

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