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Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An I. Student: I Is The.... Teacher: Stop! Never Put 'is' After An I. Always Put 'am' After An I. Student: Ok. I A...

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I'll Be Your Lamb, If You'll Be My Lion.

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Son Asks Diff Btw Confidence And Confidential Dad Says, U Are My Son, I Am Confident. Ur Friend Is Also My Son, Thats Confidential .

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Friendship Is Like Wetting Your Pants.everyone Can See It,but Only You Feel The True Warmth

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Diamonds Are Pretty, And So Are Pearls, But Nothings As Gorgeous As Me And My Girls :)

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The 10 Qualities Of Perfect Friend 1 Great Brave Heart 2 Sweet Soft Voice 3 Sharp Fast Brain 4 Cute Stupid Smile 5 Loving Caring 6 Confident 7 Attractive ...

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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. Im The Strawberry U R The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen. U I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!...

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If You Are Alone , I'll Be Your Shadow If U Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder....... If U Need To Be A Happy , I'll Be Your Smile But A...

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Wherever U Go,keep A Mirror Wit U,and If U Have Any Problem Just Look In D Mirror And Say Proudly... If I Can Face This, Then I Can Face Anything...

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I Used To Think That The World Is So Unfair That It Gave Me So Many Reasons To Hate It, But Now How Can I Hate Such A Wonderfull World That Gave Me You!!!!!!...

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Write Your Sad Times In Sand, Write Your Good Times In Stone.

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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A Train, Ticket Checker To A Saint: Ticket Please! Saint: I Don't Have. Tt: Where Do You Want To Go? Saint: Lord Ram's Birth Place, Ayodhya! Tt: Come, Lets ...

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It Is Better To Be Beautiful Than To Be Good, But It Is Better To Be Good Than To Be Ugly.

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The World Is Like An Institute, Someone Enter To Learn Someone Enter To Earn, But.. .,, Someone Born To Love... Like We Have...!!!...

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us.

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Boy: Have You Ever Been In Love? Girl: No.. Boy: But - - ??? Girl: Been Is In The Past - - I Am In Love!

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A Boy Was Going With His G.f. Frnd Asked : Who Is She? Boy : My Cousin.... ... The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :d...

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Girlfriends Are Like Medicines,they Come With An Expiry Date

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Height Of Coolness: Finishing The Paper,coming Out Of D Exam Hall,having A Coldrink Asking Ur Friend:.. Dude,which Paper Was It..!!

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The Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) Said: Love Of Homeland Is Part Of Faith.

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Fantastic Lines... I Want 2 Love Someone Whose Heart Has Been Broken,so That He Knows Exactly How It Feels And Won't Break Mine...

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Love Your Friends,as They Love U,but Never Hate Them When They Hate U,give Your Smile To Everyone But Give Your Heart To Only 1...

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C Aring L Oving A Dvicing S Haring S Trong M Atching A Ctive T Alented E Fficient S Tudents. Classmates Fwd 2 Ur All Unforgetable Classmates.........

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A Girl Who Cares 4 Her Guy Like A Child And A Guy Who Respect His Girl Like His Mom R D 1ly Kind Of People Whose Love Will B D Purest D Most Sincere One.....

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!....

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Love Means :- L-lake Of Beer, O-ocean Of Whisky, V-valley Of Rum, E-end Of Stock... (bar Closed), Love Is Injurious 2 Health..... Only Friendship

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A Friend Cares Lyk A Mom,scolds Lyk A Dad,teases Lyk A Bruthr, Irritates Lyk A Sister.... Friendship Is The Blend Of All Relation......

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Laziness Is The Mother Of All Habit... But Ultimately She Is The Mother And We Should Respect It. Isn't It?

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Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of U? Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young. . .

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This I Saw On An April Day: Warm Rain Spilt From A Sun-lined Cloud, A Sky-flung Wave Of Gold At Evening, And A Cock Pheasant Treading A Dusty Path Shy A...

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Boy: I Will Kiss You Girl: I Will Make Noise. Boy: But There Is No One To Listen Your Noise. Girl: So What, I Have To Do The Formality.

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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Teacher:david! Whats These Sums! Sums:1+1,2+ 2,3+3,4+4 David:em.. 1+1=2, 2+2=fish!, 3+3=what U Are, 4+4=i Hate U! Long Division Hurts My Head. Ask Someone Els...

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Dont Write Your Name On Sand, Waves Will Wash It. Dont Write Your Name On Sky, Wind May Blow It. Write Your Name On Hearts Of Your Friends, Thats Where It Will ...

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Boy May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks But Marks May Help U To Get Lot Of Boys So Love Ur Studies, Not Boys )

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Do Not Save Your Loving Speeches For Your Friends Till They Are Dead Do Not Write Them On Their Tombstones, Speak Them Rather Now Instead.

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U Always Speak To Me, In Sweet Honesty And Truth. Ur Caring Heart Keeps Out The Rain, Your Friendship Is The Ultimate Roof .....

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A Strange Fact: Its Very Easy To Hurt Someone And Then Say Sorry But Its Really Diffcult To Get Hurt And Say I Am Fine.

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I Love You More Than Life Itself And More Than I Love Myself - You Are My Everything!

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