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Teacherhow Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 Ppl Equally? Student: By Making Juice Student Rocks Teachr Shock-...

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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Boy: Have You Ever Been In Love? Girl: No.. Boy: But - - ??? Girl: Been Is In The Past - - I Am In Love!

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Love Your Friends,as They Love U,but Never Hate Them When They Hate U,give Your Smile To Everyone But Give Your Heart To Only 1...

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5 Lovable Wrds- I Will Top My Class 4 Pleasant Wrds- I Wil Work Hard 3 Swt Wrds- I Love Studying 2 Spcl Wrds- My Books 1 Ultimate Wrd- Tomorrow''....

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Dream Makes All Things Possible Hopes Makes All Things Work Love Makes All Things Beautiful Smile Makes All The Above Workpossible So Always Brush Ur Teeth...

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A Girl Who Cares 4 Her Guy Like A Child And A Guy Who Respect His Girl Like His Mom R D 1ly Kind Of People Whose Love Will B D Purest D Most Sincere One.....

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Nevr Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness Bad Girls Givs U Experience Both R Essential In Life. So Enjy Evry Girl Frnd....

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Meaning Of Some Colors, Yellow For Special Friend, White For Peace, Orange 4 Luck, Black For Hate, Red For Love And Pink For Likeness,so I Choose For U Orange F...

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Rule Of Success: Always Consult A Girl Before Doing Any Important Task In Your Life. . . And Act Exactly Oposite To Their Advice::-...

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Love Means :- L-lake Of Beer, O-ocean Of Whisky, V-valley Of Rum, E-end Of Stock... (bar Closed), Love Is Injurious 2 Health..... Only Friendship

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The Saddest Part After Making Others Happy Is . . . Is Wen They Don't Realize That Even You Need Someone To Do The Same 4 You. Sad But True!!...

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!....

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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In Love It Doesn't Matter Dat U R Da 1st One In His/her Life Or Not. The Oly Thing Dat Matters Is U Must Be Da Last One.

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A Daily Thought... A Silent Tear... A Constant Wish That U R Near... Words Are Few But Thoughts R Deep... Memories Of Our Frenship I'll Always Keep!! .....

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If U Break Our Frnship I'll Hang Myself Wid Noodles, Cut My Veins Wid Rubber Knife, Blast My Head Wid Water Pistol.. Stop Smiling I'm D**n Serious..-)...

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I Wanna See You High Come With Me Into The Journey Of Your Life Ill Be Your Secret Ride I Will Make You Dream With Opened Eyes I Wanna Make You Try Show Me Lov...

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When Ur Down, I'll Be There To Cheer U Up. When Ur Tired, I'll Be There To Lift U Up. I'll Be Ur Friend No Matter What!

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There Are Four Things The Eating Of Which Is Forbidden To A Muslim. These Are: O That Which Dies Of Itself O Blood O Pork O That Which Has Been Slau...

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What Is A Beautiful Woman??? - Subtraction Of Money, + Addition Of Problems, * Multiplication Of Enemies, / Division Of Friends......hashmi...

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Dolphin Said To Water: U Cant See My Tears Bcoz I Am In The Water. Water Reply: But I Can Feel Ur Tears Bcoz U R In My Heart. That Is Feeling Of Friendship....

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Friend Is One, Who.. (f)inds You In A (r)ush Of People (i)nspires You To Do Something In Life, Catch Your (e)motions And (n)ever Leaves You Till (d)eath....

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Awesome Quote: Only A Few Ppl Can Feel D Rain, Othrs Just Get Wet.. Much Awesome: Oly A Few Luvrs Can Feel D Pain Of Depart, Othrs Jst Find Another.....

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Girlfriends Are Like Medicines,they Come With An Expiry Date

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-) Most...

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Boy: I Will Kiss You Girl: I Will Make Noise. Boy: But There Is No One To Listen Your Noise. Girl: So What, I Have To Do The Formality.

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I Used To Think That The World Is So Unfair That It Gave Me So Many Reasons To Hate It, But Now How Can I Hate Such A Wonderfull World That Gave Me You!!!!!!...

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A Boy Was Following A Girl Girl:dont Follow Me,becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind You Boy:dont U Worry,my Father Iz Following Her

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Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! ...girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Br...

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Good Friends Care For Each Other.. Close Friends Understand Each Other... And True Friends Stay Forever Beyond Words, Beyond Time....

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A Cute Letter By A Little Kid Who Hates Math Dear Math, Plz Grow Up Soon N Try To Solve Ur Own Prblms.dnt Dpnd On Others.its A Bad Habit!.

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Friend In Different Lanaguages... Iranian - Dost German - Freund Herbew - Chaver French - Ami Pinoy - Kaibigan Dutch - Vrend Mexican - Amigo For Me.. Just Simp...

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Dislove, Islove, Thelove, Bestlove, Waylove, 2love, Saylove, Datlove, Ilove, Reallylove, Mislove, Uluv, Soluv, Muchluv. Now Read It Again With Out Love....

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Ice Is A Cream, Luv Is A Dream But R Friendship Is Evergreen. Don't Make Friends Bfore Understanding Don't Break A Friendship After Misunderstanding....

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Boy: Why Dont You Like Me?? Girl: I Do... Its Just... Boy: Just What? Girl: I Dont Want To Fall...again. Boy: This Time Its Different Girl: Why? Boy: Because Th...

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come 2 U Tonight, Let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight..but Don't Make It A Habit, Coz I'm Not Free Every Night

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How Cute! A Boy A Girl Were Playing Hide-seek.. She Sent A Sms: If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Cant Im Hidden In D Shed.!...

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We Cannot Get Very Far A F.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p If We Are Not Prepared To Forgive Each Other's Smaller Defects ... (: Stay Blessed .....

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