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I Luv The Way It Rubs Aganst The Soft Pink Flesh Creating Creamy Fomy Liquid, As It Trust In And Out Up Down, Cant Wait Till Nxt Time My Toothbrush

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My Dear Do U Know Wat It Is M-myself Is Y-yielded D-deeply And E-emotionally To A-a R-rare Person And Dat Is U So My Dear , Come On...

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Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An I. Student: I Is The.... Teacher: Stop! Never Put 'is' After An I. Always Put 'am' After An I. Student: Ok. I A...

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It's A Saturday Night Nothing Will Go Wrong But If It Does Do I Care ? I Just Dont Know How To Run It's A Saturday Night And I Hope You Believe My Heart Is Call...

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test

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Morning Sun Is Waiting For To Give His Light . Birds Are Waiting For To Give His Song And I Am Waiting For Your Kiss

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Good Friends R Like Tom And Jerry..sometimes Small Fights Craps Keeps Them Apart,but They Always Come Back Together To Run A Long Episode.

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Smart Marvelous Attractive Friendly Love To Sleep Responsible Exciting To Be Around Nice Always Dependable Benevolent Charming Dazzling...

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Me And You Is Friends, You Smile, I Smile..... You Hurt, I Hurt...... You Cry, I Cry....... You Jump Off The Bridge...... I Am Gonna Miss You...

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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other? Because God Gave Good Brains To Men Good Hearts To Women But Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains!!...

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A Deep Friend Is Like Rainbow, When The Perfect Amount Of Happiness And Tears R Mixed, The Result Is A Colorful Bridge Between 2 Hearts. .

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Good Friends Care For Each Other.. Close Friends Understand Each Other... And True Friends Stay Forever Beyond Words, Beyond Time...** ......

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In Love It Doesn't Matter Dat U R Da 1st One In His/her Life Or Not. The Oly Thing Dat Matters Is U Must Be Da Last One.

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us.

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Youre Like My Asthma, You Take My Breath Away. Like Dandruff I Cant Get You Off My Head. Like My Car, You Drive Me Crazy. Like Dentures, I Cant Smile Without Yo...

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If You Are Alone , I'll Be Your Shadow If U Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder....... If U Need To Be A Happy , I'll Be Your Smile But A...

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This I Saw On An April Day: Warm Rain Spilt From A Sun-lined Cloud, A Sky-flung Wave Of Gold At Evening, And A Cock Pheasant Treading A Dusty Path Shy A...

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I've Been Thinking About U And Me..if We Were Alone How It Would Be..i Would Kiss U All Over Till Ur Feeling Hot..then Give U A Sensation When I Hit The Spot!

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Over And Over You Know What I Mean Poquito De Tu Amor, Un Poquito De Tu Amor I See Over And Over You Keep Taking Me A Little Bit To Far, A Little To Deep...

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Amazing Words By Vijay Malyafirst Bench Students Are Intelligent....until The Last Bench Students Don't Participate In The Competition

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A Good Friend Is Like A Computer, Enters Your Heart, Saves U In The Heart, Shifts U To Opportunity And Never Deletes You From The Heart!...

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A Father Asks Peon: How Are The Studies In This College? Where Do I See My Son In Future? Peon: The Future Is Bright, I Had Also Completed My Engineering From T...

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Awesome Quote: Only A Few Ppl Can Feel D Rain, Othrs Just Get Wet.. Much Awesome: Oly A Few Luvrs Can Feel D Pain Of Depart, Othrs Jst Find Another.....

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Love Your Friends,as They Love U,but Never Hate Them When They Hate U,give Your Smile To Everyone But Give Your Heart To Only 1.

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Sweet Persons Talk From Telenor. Lovers Talk From Ufone. Beauties Talk From Jazz. Legends Talk From Warid. But Brilliants Never Talk. They Send Sms.....

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Many Pigs Dies In Summer Without Food Save Them.! Plz Go To Potty For Hungry Pig In Open Ground. Fwd Dis Msg To All U Know Thnx Plz Join Mission Save Pigs....

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When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend? When His Dialouge, I Care For You Converts Into I Will Kill You If You Don't Care For Me.:-)...

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A Frnd Crcle Means A Grup Of Nalayak Lik Us Whre No 1mis A Chnce 2 Show Der Kminapn!bt Rmembr Evry Nalayak S Purly Dedicatd 2dis Nalayak Crcle.mis U Nalayko.......

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Teacherhow Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 Ppl Equally? Student: By Making Juice Student Rocks Teachr Shock-...

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5 Lovable Wrds- I Will Top My Class 4 Pleasant Wrds- I Wil Work Hard 3 Swt Wrds- I Love Studying 2 Spcl Wrds- My Books 1 Ultimate Wrd- Tomorrow''....

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Love Is A Gamble, S*x Is A Game, Boyz Do The Thing Girls Get The Blame, 1 Night In Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Namelove...

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My Sweet Love Come And Bring You Desire Can You Try Hide Your'feelings For Me My Sweet Love Come And Set Me On Fire And I Want You To Smile Just For Me....

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Someone Wrote On The Door, Please Do Not Enter, I Am Upset. Friends Came Smiling, Said:sorry V R Illiterate. :-)

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Confident Quote: Whenever You Feel That You Failed, ...say These Words, I Am Not Failed, My Success Just Postponed.

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A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking, But A Wise Man Tells Her That She Looks Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.

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One Day Rajnikanth Kicked A Horse On The Chin.its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffe.

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Touch My Heart And You Will Feel Listen To My Heart And You Will Hear It Says Baby..you Mean Alot To Me..

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come 2 U Tonight, Let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight..but Don't Make It A Habit, Coz I'm Not Free Every Night

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.....

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Boy: Did It Hurt? Girl: What? Boy: When You Fell From Heaven To The Ground. Girl: :) Actually, They Kicked Me Out.

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