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We Open Doors For Women. That Is Applied To All Women, Regardless Of Age. You Bring 'coke' Into My House, It Better Be Brown , Wet And Served Over Ice. Yeah, ...

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A Boy Was Walking On Droad In Fully Rainy Night. A Grl Came Wth Umrella Said 2 Hm Hello Cutiee U Can Share My Umbrella Boy Replied It's Ok Siste...

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Care And Loyalty,love And Compatibility You And Me Im The Lock And Your The Key!

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I've Been Thinking About U And Me..if We Were Alone How It Would Be..i Would Kiss U All Over Till Ur Feeling Hot..then Give U A Sensation When I Hit The Spot!

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I Can't Give Solutions To All Of Life's Problems, Doubts, Or Fears. But I Can Listen To You, And Together We Will Search For Answers....

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Weve Known Each Other, For A Long Long Time, But I Never Really Noticed, All The Magic In Your Eyes, Ive Been Around You, A Thousand Times Before, And Youve Alw...

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If You Are Alone , I'll Be Your Shadow If U Want To Cry I'll Be Your Shoulder....... If U Need To Be A Happy , I'll Be Your Smile But A...

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Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An I. Student: I Is The.... Teacher: Stop! Never Put 'is' After An I. Always Put 'am' After An I. Student: Ok. I A...

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Once Der Lived A Sxy Woman Who Had No Husband. But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . Her Dinner. Plz Don't Xpect Non Veg Msgs Frm A Decnt Boy Lk Me !...

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Boy: Can I Have A *hug* ? Girl: No Boy: Did You Hear What I Said ? Girl: Yes ! Boy: What Did I Say ? ...girl: Can I Have A *hug* Boy: Yes, You May....!! :p...

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The Basic Rule Of Human Nature Is That Powerful People Speak Slowly And Subservient People Quickly, Because If They Don't Speak Fast Nobody Will Listen To Them....

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A Beautiful Msg: A Little Jealousy In A Relationship Is Gud. Its Always Nice To Know Dat Someone Is Afraid Of Losing U.!!

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It's A Saturday Night Nothing Will Go Wrong But If It Does Do I Care ? I Just Dont Know How To Run It's A Saturday Night And I Hope You Believe My Heart Is Call...

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Love Your Friends,as They Love U,but Never Hate Them When They Hate U,give Your Smile To Everyone But Give Your Heart To Only 1...

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Life... Is Like A Grapefruit. It's Orange And Squishy, And Has A Few Pips In It, And Some Folks Have Half A One For Breakfast.

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U Always Speak To Me, In Sweet Honesty And Truth. Ur Caring Heart Keeps Out The Rain, Your Friendship Is The Ultimate Roof .....

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Boy: Have You Ever Been In Love? Girl: No.. Boy: But - - ??? Girl: Been Is In The Past - - I Am In Love!

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A Train, Ticket Checker To A Saint: Ticket Please! Saint: I Don't Have. Tt: Where Do You Want To Go? Saint: Lord Ram's Birth Place, Ayodhya! Tt: Come, Lets ...

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Someone Wrote On The Door, Please Do Not Enter, I Am Upset. Friends Came Smiling, Said:sorry V R Illiterate. :-)

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831 Means 'i Love You' 8 Letters 3 Words 1 Meaning.

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Diff B/w Ignorance Selfcontrol? When U C Mirror U Dont Laugh At Yourself, That Is Ignorance! When I Look At U I Dont Laugh, Thats Called Self Control:-)...

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# Great Calculation: Only 20 Boys Have Brains. So What Do The Rest Have? . . . . . They Have Girl Friends:p

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Friend Is One, Who.. (f)inds You In A (r)ush Of People (i)nspires You To Do Something In Life, Catch Your (e)motions And (n)ever Leaves You Till (d)eath....

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Very Very Important Health Tips: Please Don't Eat Pizzas, Samose, Sandwich, Ice-cream, Chocolate, Golgape, Momos, Berger. . Widout . . . Me -...

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Son Asks Diff Btw Confidence And Confidential Dad Says, U Are My Son, I Am Confident. Ur Friend Is Also My Son, Thats Confidential .

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Good Friends Care For Each Other.. Close Friends Understand Each Other... And True Friends Stay Forever Beyond Words, Beyond Time...** ......

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Funny But Reality, Our Parents Spend The First Years Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk, . . ...... And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down And ...

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U.........z The One Who Invented Alphabets Was A Genius, But He Made A Silly Mistake By Keeping U I So Far Away!...

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Awesome Quote: Only A Few Ppl Can Feel D Rain, Othrs Just Get Wet.. Much Awesome: Oly A Few Luvrs Can Feel D Pain Of Depart, Othrs Jst Find Another.....

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Write Your Sad Times In Sand, Write Your Good Times In Stone.

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Smile-is A Address Of Life,smile-is A Way To Get Success.smile-iswin To The Hearts.smile Improves So Keep Smiling Always....

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O,,,o /),/) ( ' ' ) ( ' ' ) (,,)-(,,)(,,)-(,,) U'n Me Forever.. And Ever And Ever !

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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A Smile And Silence R Two Important Parts Of Life. When You Smile You Solve Many Problems In Seconds.. And Wen U R Silent U Avoid Many Problems.

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The 10 Qualities Of Perfect Friend 1 Great Brave Heart 2 Sweet Soft Voice 3 Sharp Fast Brain 4 Cute Stupid Smile 5 Loving Caring 6 Confident 7 Attractive ...

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College Girls On Strike : : : Boys Joining Them Girls We Want Justice' Boys We Just Need A Kiss

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This Message Was Sent Exclusively For The Handsome And The Beautiful. We Have Obviously Sent It To The Wrong Number. We Are Truly Sorry For The Inconvenience

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U Must B A Gud Runner Bcoz U R Always Running In My Mind, U Must B A Gud Thief Bcoz U Hav Stolen My Heart, And I Am Alwz A Bad Shooter Bcoz I Miss You Always.

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Cutest Proposal - A Boy Rings The Door Bell Of A Girls Home. And Asks: Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Come Back Again.......

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Im With You Reading This , Looking At Your Eyes And Your Lips, Touching Your Lips Softly With My Fingertips. Making Love To You In Every Kiss...

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