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A Daily Thought... A Silent Tear... A Constant Wish That U R Near... Words Are Few But Thoughts R Deep... Memories Of Our Frenship I'll Always Keep!! .....

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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Words Begin With Abc. Numbers Begin With 123. Music Begins With Do, Re, Mi. And Friendship Begins With You And Me!

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Teacherhow Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 Ppl Equally? Student: By Making Juice Student Rocks Teachr Shock-...

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Boy: Why Dont You Like Me?? Girl: I Do... Its Just... Boy: Just What? Girl: I Dont Want To Fall...again. Boy: This Time Its Different Girl: Why? Boy: Because Th...

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Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An I. Student: I Is The.... Teacher: Stop! Never Put 'is' After An I. Always Put 'am' After An I. Student: Ok. I A...

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0par. I Hate U 10par. I Feel U 20par. So Nice U 30par. So Cute U 40par. Need For U 50par .found U 60par. I Imagine U 70par. I Want U 80par. I Miss U 90pa...

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World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping On Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping On Lover's Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes W...

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What Have You Done To Me? My Eyes Were Made To See, But I Only See You. My Mind Was Made To Think, But I Only Think Of You. My Heart Was Made To Love, But I Onl...

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I Learnt From My Relations And Life, Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone, Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone. So, Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone!...

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If Girl In Luv, Her Parents Ask: Who Is Dat Idiot? If Boy In Luv, His Parents Ask: Idiot,who Is Dat Girl? Moral:no Matter Whoever In Luv, Boyz R Always Idiots....

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Care And Loyalty,love And Compatibility You And Me Im The Lock And Your The Key!

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Awesome Quote: Only A Few Ppl Can Feel D Rain, Othrs Just Get Wet.. Much Awesome: Oly A Few Luvrs Can Feel D Pain Of Depart, Othrs Jst Find Another.....

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Good Friends Care For Each Other.. Close Friends Understand Each Other... And True Friends Stay Forever Beyond Words, Beyond Time...** ....

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Pretty True.. In Childhood... We Pretended 2 Cry Whn Sleepy, 2 Attract Mom's Atention... Now.. V Pretend To B Asleep Wen Actualy V R Cryng Quitely. Dats Lyf....

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Man: Doctor My Wife Recently Has Lost Her Voice. What Should I Do To Help Her To Get It Back? Doctor: Try To Come Home At 3 In The Morning.

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Why Does Beer Contain Female Hormones ? ... When You Drink Too Much Of It, You Cannot Say Anything Sensible Any More, You Start To Nag And You Are No Longer Abl...

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Friendship Is A Package Of Feelings , Nobody Can Make It , Nobody Can Delete It , Nobody Can Explain It , You Can Only Feel It....

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why R U Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Yr Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast.....

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Amazing Words By Vijay Malyafirst Bench Students Are Intelligent....until The Last Bench Students Don't Participate In The Competition

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My Cellphone Is Available To Txt With You... My Calendar Is Availabele To Look At The Dates... Hershies Has Kisses But Im Not Yet Available...

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God Gives Two Gifts To Human One Is 'chance' The Anothr Is 'choice' 'chance' To Have Many Friends, But 'choice' To Select Good Ones....

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The Saddest Part After Making Others Happy Is . . . Is Wen They Don't Realize That Even You Need Someone To Do The Same 4 You. Sad But True!!...

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Son Asks Diff Btw Confidence And Confidential Dad Says, U Are My Son, I Am Confident. Ur Friend Is Also My Son, Thats Confidential .

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Friendship Is About Writting Hurts On The Sand Where Wind Blows It And Forget, Carving The Benefits In The Stone And Never 4get.

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U Will Be A Rose For All Trees U Will Be A Smile For All Faces U Will Be Water Falls For All Hills U Will Be A Brother For All Cute Girls....

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I Have A New Kodak Camera Ur Snap Please... Don't Move Steady Smile :) Ready Click Ohh Ho Those Who Live In Ones Heart Cant Have A Snap!!!

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U.........z The One Who Invented Alphabets Was A Genius, But He Made A Silly Mistake By Keeping U I So Far Away!...

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I Can't Give Solutions To All Of Life's Problems, Doubts, Or Fears. But I Can Listen To You, And Together We Will Search For Answers....

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I Wanna See You High Come With Me Into The Journey Of Your Life Ill Be Your Secret Ride I Will Make You Dream With Opened Eyes I Wanna Make You Try Show Me Lov...

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A Mother Makes Her Son Gentle In 20 Years... But, A Girl Makes Him Mental In 20 Minutes....

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Someone Wrote On The Door, Please Do Not Enter, I Am Upset. Friends Came Smiling, Said:sorry V R Illiterate. :-)

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A Father Asks Peon: How Are The Studies In This College? Where Do I See My Son In Future? Peon: The Future Is Bright, I Had Also Completed My Engineering From T...

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Boy: Can I Have A *hug* ? Girl: No Boy: Did You Hear What I Said ? Girl: Yes ! Boy: What Did I Say ? ...girl: Can I Have A *hug* Boy: Yes, You May....!! :p...

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I Can See It In Her Eyes When She Turns To Me And Smiles Everything Feels So Right Until The Morning Light

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When Does A Friend Become A Best Friend? When His Dialouge, I Care For You Converts Into I Will Kill You If You Don't Care For Me.:-)...

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Friendship Is Like Wetting Your Pants.everyone Can See It,but Only You Feel The True Warmth

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Boy: Did It Hurt? Girl: What? Boy: When You Fell From Heaven To The Ground. Girl: :) Actually, They Kicked Me Out.

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I Used To Think That The World Is So Unfair That It Gave Me So Many Reasons To Hate It, But Now How Can I Hate Such A Wonderfull World That Gave Me You!!!!!!...

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