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My Sweet Love Come And Bring You Desire Can You Try Hide Your'feelings For Me My Sweet Love Come And Set Me On Fire And I Want You To Smile Just For Me....

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Boy To Girl Before Exam: Hey All The Best, Girl Also Told The Same. But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed. . . . Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart. :-)...

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Write Your Sad Times In Sand, Write Your Good Times In Stone.

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If U Break Our Frnship I'll Hang Myself Wid Noodles, Cut My Veins Wid Rubber Knife, Blast My Head Wid Water Pistol.. Stop Smiling I'm D**n Serious..-)...

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This I Saw On An April Day: Warm Rain Spilt From A Sun-lined Cloud, A Sky-flung Wave Of Gold At Evening, And A Cock Pheasant Treading A Dusty Path Shy A...

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Once Der Lived A Sxy Woman Who Had No Husband. But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . Her Dinner. Plz Don't Xpect Non Veg Msgs Frm A Decnt Boy Lk Me !...

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Pledge Of Boys In Prayer: India Is My Nation, Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Passion,and Wht D H**l Is Ths Education.

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Nurse Kept Sardars Finger In Her Mouth After Blood Test. Then Sardar Started Dancing . Nurse:y R U Dancing. Sardar:next Is Urine Test

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My Lover And My Best Friend Are Sinking Boat.. But I Can Save Only One's Life.. Do You Know Whom I Save ? I 'll Save My Lover... N N Die With My Friend......

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Rule Of Success: Always Consult A Girl Before Doing Any Important Task In Your Life. . . And Act Exactly Oposite To Their Advice::-...

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Ice Is A Cream, Luv Is A Dream But R Friendship Is Evergreen. Don't Make Friends Bfore Understanding Don't Break A Friendship After Misunderstanding....

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A Gorgeous Girl Walks Up 2 A A Professors Cabin And Says I Will Do Anything 2 Pass In The Exam. Professor: Anything! Girl: Yes Prof: Open Your Books And Study.....

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5 Lovable Wrds- I Will Top My Class 4 Pleasant Wrds- I Wil Work Hard 3 Swt Wrds- I Love Studying 2 Spcl Wrds- My Books 1 Ultimate Wrd- Tomorrow''....

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If I Had The Chance To Re-arrange The Alphabet, I Would Put U And I Together.

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We Open Doors For Women. That Is Applied To All Women, Regardless Of Age. You Bring 'coke' Into My House, It Better Be Brown , Wet And Served Over Ice. Yeah, ...

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Teacher:david! Whats These Sums! Sums:1+1,2+ 2,3+3,4+4 David:em.. 1+1=2, 2+2=fish!, 3+3=what U Are, 4+4=i Hate U! Long Division Hurts My Head. Ask Someone Els...

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The Holy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) Said: Love Of Homeland Is Part Of Faith.

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When Ur Down, I'll Be There To Cheer U Up. When Ur Tired, I'll Be There To Lift U Up. I'll Be Ur Friend No Matter What!

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Father: How Are Your Grades, Son? Santa: Under Water, Dad. Father: Under Water? What Do You Mean? Santa : They Are Below C Level

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Dislove, Islove, Thelove, Bestlove, Waylove, 2love, Saylove, Datlove, Ilove, Reallylove, Mislove, Uluv, Soluv, Muchluv. Now Read It Again With Out Love....

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And -professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . . Books And Study :)...

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Don't You Wanna Be Free / Come On And Stay With Me / I Got You In My Life

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Boy May Not Help U To Get Lot Of Marks But Marks May Help U To Get Lot Of Boys So Love Ur Studies, Not Boys )

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-) Most...

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Husband And Wife Are Like 2 Tyres Of A Vechile If 1 Punctures, The Vechile Cn???t Move Futher Moral: Always Keep A Spare Tire...

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Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of U? Girl: Why? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children How Their Mom Looked When She Was Young. . .

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F: Field Of Love!..r: Root Of Joy!.. I: Island Of God!.. E: End Of Sorrow!.. N: Name Of Hope!.. D: Door Of Understanding! Dats You My Friend..

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come 2 U Tonight, Let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight..but Don't Make It A Habit, Coz I'm Not Free Every Night

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Friendship Is A Package Of Feelings , Nobody Can Make It , Nobody Can Delete It , Nobody Can Explain It , You Can Only Feel It....

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A Daily Thought... A Silent Tear... A Constant Wish That U R Near... Words Are Few But Thoughts R Deep... Memories Of Our Frenship I'll Always Keep!! .....

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6 U ! U .: O W P O O 6 6 U ! L ! W S D 3 3 K Confused??? Turn It And Read It

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Husband: Shall We Try Swapping Positions Tonight? Wife: That's A Good Idea, You Wash The Dishes In The Kitchen While I Sit On The Sofa Watch Tv And Fart....

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