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A Blind Man Walks Into A Store With His Seeing Eye Dog. All Of A Sudden, He Picks Up The Leash And Begins Swinging The Dog Over His Head. The Manager Runs Up To...

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I Saw A Dream Yesterday... Only U And I Were Running In A Garden. I In The Front And You Running With Me.. With The Theme Music Vodafone How Nice!!.....

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“the Greatness Of A Nation And Its Moral Progress Can Be Judged By The Way Its Animals Are Treated.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

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“dogs Never Bite Me. Just Humans.” ― Marilyn Monroe

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If Having A Soul Means Being Able To Feel Love And Loyalty And Gratitude, Then Animals Are Better Off Than A Lot Of Humans.

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The Dog’s Agenda Is Simple, Fathomable, Overt: I Want. “i Want To Go Out, Come In, Eat Something, Lie Here, Play With That, Kiss You.

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I Saw U On Tv Hw Beatiful U R.. How Smart U R.. How Cute U R.. But, I Dnt Know Y U R Only Appearing In... Animal Planet.....

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A Flwr Says Dont Touch Me A Brd Say Dont Shoot Me A Animal Says Dont Kill Me Bt As A Frnd I Say U Dont Hate Me ....

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Tarzan & The Animals Went 2 The River 2 Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes,all D Animals Laughed. He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail Is In Fr...

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I Ask Ppl Y They Hv Deer Heads On Their Walls. They Always Say Coz It's Such A Beautiful Animal. I Think My Mother Is Attractive, But I Have Photographs Of Her

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(,'..().____s (oo,)' ) (_,')___', ,( ) Hello

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./)/) ( . .) C()() Bunny!

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“if Animals Could Speak, The Dog Would Be A Blundering Outspoken Fellow; But The Cat Would Have The Rare Grace Of Never Saying A Word Too Much.” ― Mark T...

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I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love You... I Love You A Lot.. Bcoz Menaka Gandhi Said People Should Love Animals....

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Based On Statistics, Most Used Sexual Position Among Married Couples Is Doggy Style. The Husband Sits And Begs, While The Wife Rolls Over And Plays Dead....

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A Stockbroker Urged Me To Buy A Stock That Would Triple Its Value Every Year. I Told Him, At My Age, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas.

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“the Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.” ― Willie Nelson

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You Knw Wat Monkey Do: Plz Dont Read....? . . . . Plz . . . . Plz.......!!! Its On Monkey Are U Thinking Of Ur Self No My Frnd Ur R My Best Mo...

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A Group Of Elephants Were Sitting On The Street. A S**y Female Elephant Passes By What Does The Loafer Elephant Say? Wow 3600-2400-3600

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I Think I Could Turn And Live With The Animals, They Are So Placid And Self Contained ― Walt Whitman

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What Four Animals Does A Woman Like To Have In Her House? A Tiger In Bed, A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage And A Jackass To Pay For It All.

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“if You Pick Up A Starving Dog And Make Him Prosperous He Will Not Bite You. This Is The Principal Difference Between A Dog And Man.” ― Mark Twain

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