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Teacher:can You Tell Me 2 Creatures Which Do Not Have Teeth. Krish:my Grandma And Grandpa

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A Dog Thinks: My Owners Feed Me, Love Me, Provide Me With A Nice House..they Must Be Gods! A Cat Thinks: My Owners Feed Me, Love Me, Provide Me With A Nice H...

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Little Poem 4u Birds Mis U Donkies Mis U Elephent Mis U Monkies Mis U And They Say 2 U Where R U? Zoo Is Not Z00 Without U!...

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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Why Do Birds Fly South In The Winter?? Cuz Its To Far To Walk

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Frog Had Completion 2 Reach Top Of Hill. All Frogs Shouted, Its Impossible, But One Frog Reached The Top. How? He Was Deaf..! Be Deaf 4 Negative Words......

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The Chicken And The Egg Are Laying In Bed. The Chicken Is Smoking A Cigarette With A Satisfied Smile On Its Face While The Egg Is Frowning And Looking Slightly ...

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Did You Ever Walk Into A Room And And Forget Why You Walked In? That's How Dogs Spend Their Lives.

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I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love You I Love You The Most. I Love You The Best. I Love You A Lot.. Bcoz Menaka Gandhi Said People Should Love Animals...

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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Some1. Misses You. Needs U . Worries Abt You. Lonely Wthot You. Guess Who? The Monkey In . . . The Zoo . . .

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2 Cows Is Standing In A Field. 1 Says To The Other Are You Worried About Mad Cow Disease? The Other One Says No, It Doesn't Worry Me, I'm A Horse!...

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How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour? . . . . . . . . Keep It In The Cow..

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Q. What Does A Teddy Bear Put In His House? A. Fur-niture!

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? ... ... ... No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected Only U Were Selected. Bcz I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement....

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Why Do Ants Dance On Jam Jars? Because The Jar Says ''twist To Open.''

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Want To Hear A Dirty Joke . . . . . . A Horse Fell In The Mud...

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./)/) ( . .) C()() Bunny!....

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I Saw U Yesterday Looking Out Your Window, Your Beautiful Hair, Your Lovely Smile, And One Song Came To Mind,.how Much Is That Doggy In The Window Woof Woof !

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What You Call Dog With No Legs? Don't Matter What You Call Him, He Ain't Gonna Come.

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Why Didn't The Man Trust The Penguin? Because It Smelt Fishy

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What Did The Elephant Say To The N***d Man? How Do You Breathe Through That Thing?.........

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Stress Test!!! Which Mouse Has 2 Legs? Mickey Mouse! Now Which Duck Has 2 Legs? If U Thought Donald Duck Then U Are Under Stress! Caz All Ducks...

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There R 4 Animal Species A Woman Needs In Her Life : Jaguar In Her Garage , Mink In Her Closet , Tiger In Her Bed !!!! And Of Course A Donkey To Pay Her Bills ...

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A Guy Asks His Waiter How They Prepare Their Chicken. The Waiter Says That There's Nothin' Special... We Just Flat Out Tell' Em They're Gonna Die...

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Someone.. Misses U.. Needs U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? The Monkey In The Zoo .

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Why Do Two Penguins In A Nest Never Argue? Because They Don't Want To Fall Out!

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Two Snakes Meet Each Other.. First Snake:i Hope I Am Not Poisonous. Second Snake:why? First Snake:because I Bit My Lip!

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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Eat A Live Toad In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You For The Rest Of The Day.

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A Baby Mosquito Came Back After Its 1st Fight. Dad Asked: How Did U Feel? . . . It Replied: Dad It Was Wonderful. Evry1 Ws Clappin 4 Me Moral: Take Evryth...

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What Did The Boy Octopus Say To The Girl Octopus? I Want To Hold Your Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand....

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Wt Is The Height Of Confusion..? 2 Earthworms Playing Hide N Seek In A Plate Of Noodles.....

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Tarzan And The Animals Went To The River To Take A Bath. Tarzan Removed His Clothes, All The Animals Laughed. Tarzan Asked Why, The Animals Replied:your Tail I...

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . . Foe Playing Chess...

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My Pet Bear Dances When He Sees Someone Cute! ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L Plis Stop, Dont For...

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Q: What Do You Call A Cow In An Earthquake? A: A Milkshake!!!

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How Could You Do That?! Well , How Could You Think About It...god Bless, Never Do That Again, I Still Don't Understand Why You Do That: To Feathecut The Hen Und...

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A Baby Mosquito Came Back After Its 1st Fight. Dad Asked: How Did U Feel? . . It Replied: Dad It Was Wonderful. Evry1 Ws Clappin 4 Me...

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