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What Did The Elephant Say To The N***d Man? How Do You Breathe Through That Thing?.........

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Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? A. Frostbite.

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I Saw A Dream Yesterday... Only U And I Were Running In A Garden. I In The Front And You Running With Me.. With The Theme Music Vodafone How Nice!!.....

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Flash News: In Newzeland There Is A Baby Born, His Wght Is 80kg It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! But True Bcoz Baby Was An Elephant.....

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Two Birds Sitting On A Tree. A Shikari Came Shot 1 Of Them. The Other Fly Away.....why? Saala Police Ke Lafde Me Kaun Padega !

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A Mouse Was Going With It's Children When Suddenly A Cat Came In Between N Started Staring Suddenly The Mouse Started Barking And The Cat Ran Off Later The Mo...

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Frog Had Completion 2 Reach Top Of Hill. All Frogs Shouted, Its Impossible, But One Frog Reached The Top. How? He Was Deaf..! Be Deaf 4 Negative Words......

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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Why Didn't The Man Trust The Penguin? Because It Smelt Fishy

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A Dog Thinks: My Owners Feed Me, Love Me, Provide Me With A Nice House..they Must Be Gods! A Cat Thinks: My Owners Feed Me, Love Me, Provide Me With A Nice H...

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A Guy Asks His Waiter How They Prepare Their Chicken. The Waiter Says That There's Nothin' Special... We Just Flat Out Tell' Em They're Gonna Die...

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5 Frogs Are Sitting On A Log. 4 Decided To Jump Off. How Many Are Left? Still 5 Left.. Moral: Theres A Lot Of Difference B/w Deciding Doing....

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What Do You Call A Reindeer With No Eyes? No Eyed Deer.

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Why Does A Dumb Cat Fall While Walking?? Coz The Cat Is Dumb So It Cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient Of Friction) Is = 0. So It Falls! Haha!

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A Chicken Sandwidch Walked Into The Bar, Ordered Some Food And Beer. The Bartender Says: Sorry, We Don't Serve Food Here.

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./)/) ( . .) C()() Bunny!....

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What's A Penguin's Favourite Type Of Pasta? Pen-guine

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Why Did Tiger Stick His Head In The Toilet? He Was Looking For Pooh!

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The Elephant Told The Camel Do U Have U B***s Backwards?? The Camel Answer Isnt How Funny How This S**t Is Camin From A Guy Who Has A D**k On Its Face?? Lol!!

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Teacher: Y R You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily):can't Ur Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Q: What Do You Call A Cow In An Earthquake? A: A Milkshake!!!

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One Beautiful Monkey Missing In A Zoo... No No Its Not You Because The Monkey Was Beautiful......!!!!!!!!...

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Two Snakes Meet Each Other.. First Snake:i Hope I Am Not Poisonous. Second Snake:why? First Snake:because I Bit My Lip!

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I Saw U Yesterday Looking Out Your Window, Your Beautiful Hair, Your Lovely Smile, And One Song Came To Mind,.how Much Is That Doggy In The Window Woof Woof !

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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My Eyes Detected My Heart Reacted Thousand Were Rejected Only U Were Selected. Bcz I Needed A Monkey For An Advertisement....

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What's Black And White And Red All Over? A Sunburnt Penguin

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A Pig Fell In Luv With A Chicken.chicken Kissed Pig's Hand. Nxt Day, Pig Died Of Bird Flu Chicken Died Of Swine Flu..

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2 Cows Is Standing In A Field. 1 Says To The Other Are You Worried About Mad Cow Disease? The Other One Says No, It Doesn't Worry Me, I'm A Horse!...

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In A Pet Shop A Costumer Talking To A Parrot.. Hey Can U Talk?!! Ha!, Can U Talk?!! Bobo!! Parrot: Yes, I Can!, Can U Fly Huh?!, Can U Fly?!!, Gago!!...

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A Baby Dog Asks Mama Dog: How Papa Looks Like. Mama Dog Said: Your Dad Came From Behind, I Do Not Have The Chance To See Its Face Carefully!

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I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love You I Love You The Most. I Love You The Best. I Love You A Lot.. Bcoz Menaka Gandhi Said People Should Love Animals...

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What Did The Boy Octopus Say To The Girl Octopus? I Want To Hold Your Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand....

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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I Saw U On Tv Hw Beatiful U R.. How Smart U R.. How Cute U R.. But, I Dnt Know Y U R Only Appearing In... Animal Planet.....

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A Group Of Elephants Were Sitting On The Street. A S**y Female Elephant Passes By What Does The Loafer Elephant Say? Wow 3600-2400-3600

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Did You Ever Walk Into A Room And And Forget Why You Walked In? That's How Dogs Spend Their Lives.

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Tarzan & The Animals Went 2 The River 2 Take A Bath. When Tarzan Take Off His Clothes,all D Animals Laughed. He Asked Y? The Animals Said: Your Tail Is In Fr...

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Dogs Have Owners, Cats Have Staff !!!

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