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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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I Saw U On Tv Hw Beatiful U R.. How Smart U R.. How Cute U R.. But, I Dnt Know Y U R Only Appearing In... Animal Planet.....

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How Can You Delay Milk Turning Sour? . . . . . . . . Keep It In The Cow..

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Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? A. Frostbite.

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Child Donkey: Mum With Whom Shall I Play, Every Donkey Is Busy. Mother Donkey: Don't Worry Son, See Here, This Donkey Will Be Free After Reading This Sms.

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English_shayari If I'm Dog Nd You Are Flower (wah!wah!)if I'm Dog Nd You Are Flower.i Wil Lift My Leg Nd Give Youshower,,ha.. Ha. Haa...

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Wt Is The Height Of Confusion..? 2 Earthworms Playing Hide N Seek In A Plate Of Noodles.....

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Why Do Two Penguins In A Nest Never Argue? Because They Don't Want To Fall Out!

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . . Foe Playing Chess...

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The Chicken And The Egg Are Laying In Bed. The Chicken Is Smoking A Cigarette With A Satisfied Smile On Its Face While The Egg Is Frowning And Looking Slightly ...

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In A Pet Shop A Costumer Talking To A Parrot.. Hey Can U Talk?!! Ha!, Can U Talk?!! Bobo!! Parrot: Yes, I Can!, Can U Fly Huh?!, Can U Fly?!!, Gago!!...

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One Beautiful Monkey Missing In A Zoo... No No Its Not You Because The Monkey Was Beautiful......!!!!!!!!...

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An Unemployed Guy Got A New Job At The Zoo. They Offered Him To Dress Up In A Gorilla's Skin & Pretend To Be A Gorilla So People Will Keep Coming To The Zoo...

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Flash News: In Newzealand There Is A Baby Born, His Wght Is 80kg It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! But True Bcoz ...

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped Infront Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse:that's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign Langu...

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Wanted= () ' () ( ._. ) -(,,)(,,)- Name: Age: From: If Found Running Anywhere,shoot Immediately! Sheriff...

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Q.what Do You Call A Cow During An Earthquake? A: A Milk Shake.

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Teacher: Y R You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily):can't Ur Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Have U Seen A Monkey Wrapped In Plastic? ... ... ... No??? Quickly See Your Driving License.

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And . . A Numbskulll To Pay For Thi...

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I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love You I Love You The Most. I Love You The Best. I Love You A Lot.. Bcoz Menaka Gandhi Said People Should Love Animals...

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A Group Of Elephants Were Sitting On The Street. A S**y Female Elephant Passes By What Does The Loafer Elephant Say? Wow 3600-2400-3600

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Frog Had Completion 2 Reach Top Of Hill. All Frogs Shouted, Its Impossible, But One Frog Reached The Top. How? He Was Deaf..! Be Deaf 4 Negative Words......

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A 13 Year Girl At A Bra Shop... Girl-show Me Bra Shop Keeper-36? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-32? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-24? Girl-smaller ...

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What's Black And White And Red All Over? A Sunburnt Penguin

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What's A Penguin's Favourite Type Of Pasta? Pen-guine

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A Pig Fell In Luv With A Chicken.chicken Kissed Pig's Hand. Nxt Day, Pig Died Of Bird Flu Chicken Died Of Swine Flu..

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Some1. Misses You. Needs U . Worries Abt You. Lonely Wthot You. Guess Who? The Monkey In . . . The Zoo . . .

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? I'm In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting Reply Me Soon! Urs Lovingly Mosquito....

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A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself. (josh Billings)

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A Cat And Five Kittens Found Themselves Face To Face With A Big Dog. The Cat Started Barking Furiously And Scared The Dog Away. Then She Turned To Her Kittens: ...

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My Pet Bear Dances When He Sees Someone Cute! ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L ()() ( -.-) (,) ) L.! L Plis Stop, Dont For...

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I Saw U Yesterday Looking Out Your Window, Your Beautiful Hair, Your Lovely Smile, And One Song Came To Mind,.how Much Is That Doggy In The Window Woof Woof !

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You Knw Wat Monkey Do: Plz Dont Read....? . . . . Plz . . . . Plz.......!!! Its On Monkey Are U Thinking Of Ur Self No My Frnd Ur R My Best Mo...

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When I Think Of U Staring Out At Ur Window, Looking At The Stars, With That Twinkle, In Ur Eyes, It Makes Me, Want 2 Sing How Much Is That Dog In ...

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Eat A Live Toad In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You For The Rest Of The Day.

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What Language Do Penguins Speak? Fin-nish

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