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Flash News: In Newzeland There Is A Baby Born, His Wght Is 80kg It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! But True Bcoz Baby Was An Elephant.....

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Child Donkey: Mum With Whom Shall I Play, Every Donkey Is Busy. Mother Donkey: Don't Worry Son, See Here, This Donkey Will Be Free After Reading This Sms.

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The Elephant Told The Camel Do U Have U B***s Backwards?? The Camel Answer Isnt How Funny How This S**t Is Camin From A Guy Who Has A D**k On Its Face?? Lol!!

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Three Monkeys Escaped From The Zoo,one Was Caught Playing Video Game,the Other Reading A Newspaper,and The Last One Was Caught Reading This Text!

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Q: What Do You Call A Cow In An Earthquake? A: A Milkshake!!!

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In A Pet Shop A Costumer Talking To A Parrot.. Hey Can U Talk?!! Ha!, Can U Talk?!! Bobo!! Parrot: Yes, I Can!, Can U Fly Huh?!, Can U Fly?!!, Gago!!...

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What Language Do Penguins Speak? Fin-nish

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Want To Hear A Dirty Joke . . . . . . A Horse Fell In The Mud...

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I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love You I Love You The Most. I Love You The Best. I Love You A Lot.. Bcoz Menaka Gandhi Said People Should Love Animals...

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What's Black And White And Red All Over? A Sunburnt Penguin

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A Baby Mosquito Came Back After Its 1st Fight. Dad Asked: How Did U Feel? . . . It Replied: Dad It Was Wonderful. Evry1 Ws Clappin 4 Me Moral: Take Evryth...

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Q. What Did One Teddy Bear Say To The Other Teddy Bear When He Offered Him Some Dessert? A. No Thank You, I Am Stuffed.

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One Day An Elephant Walks Up To A Camel And Asks, Why Do You Have Two Bxxbs On Your Back? The Camel Replies, Thats A Pretty Funny Question Coming From Someo...

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How Could You Do That?! Well , How Could You Think About It...god Bless, Never Do That Again, I Still Don't Understand Why You Do That: To Feathecut The Hen Und...

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A Baby Dog Asks Mama Dog: How Papa Looks Like. Mama Dog Said: Your Dad Came From Behind, I Do Not Have The Chance To See Its Face Carefully!

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A Mouse Was Going With Its Kids. A Cat Jumped In Front Of Them. Mouse Shouted: Bhow Bhow Cat Ran Away, Mouse: That's The Advantage Of Learning Foreign ...

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I Saw You Staring Out From The Window. Your Face...your Eyes....you Are So Adorable. I Could Not Resist Myself And I Started Singing How Much Is That Doggy On ...

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Why Didn't The Man Trust The Penguin? Because It Smelt Fishy

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English_shayari If I'm Dog Nd You Are Flower (wah!wah!)if I'm Dog Nd You Are Flower.i Wil Lift My Leg Nd Give Youshower,,ha.. Ha. Haa...

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What You Call Dog With No Legs? Don't Matter What You Call Him, He Ain't Gonna Come.

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . ....

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This Goes To Everyone: A Poster Showing A Fish Caught On A Hook With The Caption Read: Even A Fish Would Have Stayed Out Of Trouble If It Had Kept Its Mou...

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Do You Know That Why Rajnikanth Ordered For 4 Horses, 4 Elephantes, And 4 Camles From Zoo? . . . . . Foe Playing Chess...

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A Guy Asks His Waiter How They Prepare Their Chicken. The Waiter Says That There's Nothin' Special... We Just Flat Out Tell' Em They're Gonna Die...

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What Did The Boy Octopus Say To The Girl Octopus? I Want To Hold Your Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand Hand....

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This Dog Is A Good Dog Way Dog To Keep An Fool Dog Busy Dog. Read This Again Without Dog.

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One Beautiful Monkey Missing In A Zoo... No No Its Not You Because The Monkey Was Beautiful......!!!!!!!!...

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In Newzealand There Is A Baby Born,his Wght Is 80kg. It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! Bt True Bcoz Baby Was Of An Elephant...

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Little Poem 4u Birds Mis U Donkies Mis U Elephent Mis U Monkies Mis U And They Say 2 U Where R U? Zoo Is Not Z00 Without U!...

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Q. What Does A Teddy Bear Put In His House? A. Fur-niture!

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I Love U. I Love U So Much..bcoz,, Bcoz .bcozindira Gandhi Says: Love Animals .

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A 13 Year Girl At A Bra Shop... Girl-show Me Bra Shop Keeper-36? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-32? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-24? Girl-smaller ...

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Tiger Kills Cow, Hippo Sees It.tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell That In Court! But Hippo Refuses!tiger Asks Why? Hippo Replies:shakira Says, Hips Dont Lie!

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Only 842 Girls Are Left For Every 1000 Boys... Save Girls, We Can Save The Tigers Later....! Do U Want Girls Or Tigers...... :)

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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today? I'm In A Good Mood Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting Reply Me Soon! Urs Lovingly Mosquito....

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Hey Dis Morning I Went Out Of My House-suddenly 5 Cops Surrounded M,i Got Afraid & Asked Abt It To Police! Police: Its Govt. Order Save Our Tigers....

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A Baby Mosquito Came Back After Its 1st Fight. Dad Asked: How Did U Feel? . . It Replied: Dad It Was Wonderful. Evry1 Ws Clappin 4 Me...

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./)/) ( . .) C()() Bunny!....

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Teacher: Y R You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily):can't Ur Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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