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Q-what Is The Lightest Thing In The World? A- A P*nis Because The Slightest Taught Can Raise It!

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Teacher : Class,whatever I Ask I Want You All To Answer , At Once . Teacher : What Is Hundred + Hundred ? Students : At Once

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Q: How Do You Keep Your Husband From Reading Your E-mail? A: Rename The Email Folder 'instruction Manuals'

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Qes: What Is Ddifference Btw Data And Information ? Ans: 362436 Is Data And 36-24-36 Is Information...

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans Sheet Par Sabse Phle Kya Likhna Chahiye.? Student: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gye Ans Kalpnik Hai Jinka Kisi B Book Se Koi Smbandh Nhi Hai..!

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1st Boy: You Have Got 15 Girl Friends... How Do You Recognize Them?. 2nd Boy?: Oh I Remember Them By The Parts I Like The Best !!...

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A Really Funny Game Question For U:- Fill Up The Balnks. 1)ur Name_______ 2) Percent In 10th_________percent 3)gender___________ Now Read Only The Answers...

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Sir: Tell Me 3 Tenses With Example. . Boy: I Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)...

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Education Is An Organized System Through Which We Waste Half Of Our Life To Learn How To Waste The Remaining Half Of Our Life!

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A Man Stops To Get Directionswhat's The Quickest Way From Here To The Airport? R U Walking Or Driving? Driving That's Definetly The Quickest Way....

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Top Five Answers Given By Girls When A Boy Purpose 1. No 2. R U Mad ? 3. I Like U But Like A Good Friend 4. I Dont Believe In Love 5. Sorry I M Happy With 'uplo...

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Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Thabachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche|||||||||||||||............es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.scratch Kar K Answer ...

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First Line To Write In Exams: All The Answers Written Below Are Imaginary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely...

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Friends Are Those Rare People Who Ask How You Are And Then Wait For The Answer. Author Unknown

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What Is Fear ? ? Fear Is. That Deep, Wrenching Feeling When Pages Of Your Book Still Smell New, Just 1 Day Before Exam.

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But If One Day You Call And There Is No Answer Come Fast To See Me Perhaps I Need You

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Husband: If I Sleep With Your Best Friend What Will Be The First Thought To Cross Your Mind? Wife:that You Are A Homosexual.

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Teacher : What Do You Call A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested? Student : A Teacher.

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One Lazy Son Tell His Parents That Today He Can Answer One Question Correctly. His Father Asks: What Is That Question? The Lazy Son: My Teacher Asked That Who...

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Teacher: If You Multiplied 50 By 8 And Then Divided By 4, What Would You Get? Student: The Wrong Answer.

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A Girl Asks A Priest. What's Devil, H**l Heaven? Priest: Between My 2 Legs Is D Devil, Between Ur 2 Legs Is H**l, Lock D Devil Into H**l You'll See Heaven....

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Teacher Asks !!! Children What Do U Wish Do U In Future? Raj--i Want To Be Doctor, Riya--i Want To Be A Good Mother. Aakash-- I Want To Help Riya ....

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Xams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Past...

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