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If You Call Ur Mother As Mum What Will You Call Ur Mothers Younger Sister And Elder Sister? Minimum Maximum

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When An Apple Becomes Red . . . It Is Ready To Eat, When A Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To.. . . . U Dirty Mind They Ready 2 Vote .........

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What Is Worse Than Seeing A Worm In Apple That You Were Eating? Seeing Only Half Of The Worm In The Apple..... :- :-o...

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I Am Sweet And You Are Sour So Just Shut Up And Give Me A Flower! Happy Valentines Day!

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I Wish R Friendship Ends Only When U See An Apple In An Orange Tree Which Is Bieng Eaten By A Dinasour

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Physics Would Have Been Much Easier... . . . If . . . . Tree Had Fallen On Newtons Head Instead Of Apple:d Desire_belief...

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Apple=vitamins Vitamins=power Power=work Work=money Money=women Women=tension Tension=depression Depressoin=death Eating More Apple:)...

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Has Got Some Inside Knowledge About Apple's Next Product: I Cannot Afford It.

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Physics Would Have Been Much Much Easier... If.. If.. If.. The Tree Itself Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple..!!

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Why Did Nascar Outlaw The Polish Victory Lap.... Because It Was Interfering With Michael Waltrip Finishing The Race!

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When A Apple Is Red, Is Ready To Pluck, When A Girl Is 16, Is Ready To F**k Apple Says Eat Me,taste Me,bite My Bum. Girl Says Suc...

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An Apple A Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is Not Affordable Now-a-days...

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