April Fool Messages

Roses Are Red Sky Is Blue My Bitch Is Pregnant Thanks To You....  

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True Luv Is Like A Pillow,u Can Hug Wn U R In Trouble,u Can Cry Wn U R In Pain & U Can Embrace Wn U R Hpy. So Wn U Need True Luv Spend 100 Bucks & Buy A Pillow....

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If Ever In Your Life U R Very Sad N Feel That U Have Lost Everything, I'll Come, Hold Ur Hand, Take U 4 Walk On A Bridge And Show U Where 2 Jump From.

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To What Purpose, April, Do You Return Again? Beauty Is Not Enough. You Can No Longer Quiet Me With The Redness Of Little Leaves Opening Stickily. I Know Wha...

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A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their Thumb While Reading A Sms. Now Its 2 Late Dont Try To Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool

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Dirty Days Hath September April June And November From January Up To May The Rain It Raineth Every Day All The Rest Have Thirty-one Without A Blessed Gleam...

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This Outward Spring And Garden Are A Reflection Of The Inward Garden.

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Plz Call Me, Its Urgent. Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai. . . . . . Aap Ka Hi Blood Group Chahiye, Plz Mana Mat Karna . . Warna . . Gadha Mar Jayega...

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Am Going To U.s.a. . . . Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days . . . Surprised? ? ? ? After 2 Days It’s 1st April, U R 1st Fool Of 2010...

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In My Old Home Which I Forsook, The Cherries Are In Bloom.

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Oh, Give Us Pleasure In The Flowers To-day; And Give Us Not To Think So Far Away As The Uncertain Harvest; Keep Us Here All Simply In The Springing Of The Ye...

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All The Wild Sweetness Of The Flower Tangled Against The Wall. It Was That Magic, Silent Hour.... The Branches Grew So Tall They Twined Themselves Into A Bo...

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile??? So Sweet Is Ur Style??? So Sweet Is Ur Voice??? So Sweet Is Ur Eye????? See .......how Sweetly I Lie.

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In Your Life, When You Wake Up & Don't See Any One, Then Come To Me, I'll Be There To Hold Ur Hand & Take You To The Eye Specialist

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Ahh, The Wide Almond Groves In Full White Flower Stunning In The Morning Sun. Old Naked Winter In His Garb Of Grays And Browns Has Run. Forsythia Blooms Come...

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Sakura, Sakura. Noyamamo Satomo Miwatasu Kagiri. Kasumi-ka Kumo-ka.... Asahi-ni Niou Sakura, Sakura, Hanazakari. Now You Are Adivasi...

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I Wnt U To B Wit Me In A Nice Restaurant 2 Hav Candlelight Dinner & Say Thos 3 Sweet Word 2 U. Pay The Bill  

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Always Keep Your Lover's Photoin Your Purse.when Ever You Are In Big Trouble See The Photo.you Will Feel That No Other Problem Bigger Than This...  

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You Can Always Tell Its April By The Sound Of Falling Rain That Mystic, Mournful Music As It Trickles Down The Drain. Were Told We Should Be Thankful ...

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No Winter Lasts Forever, No Spring Skips Its Turn. April Is A Promise That May Is Bound To Keep, And We Know It.

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Spring, The Sweet Spring, Is The Years Pleasant King; Then Blooms Each Thing, Then Maids Dance In A Ring, Cold Doth Not Sting, The Pretty Birds Do Sing-- Cuc...

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This I Saw On An April Day: Warm Rain Spilt From A Sun-lined Cloud, A Sky-flung Wave Of Gold At Evening, And A Cock Pheasant Treading A Dusty Path Shy A...

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You Are One Of The Most Cute Persons In The World!! Just A Second, Don’t Misunderstand. Cute Means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.....

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Narcotic Greens Narcotic Greens Like Reeling Firmaments Disclose In Their Appearing Randomness The Sweetest Means That You Or She Or Any Wandering Thales M...

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Dropped Off Body And Mind - Weeding New Cuttings.

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When Things Go Wrong When Sadness Fills Your Heart When Tears Flow In Your Eyes Always Remember 3 Things 1) I Am With You 2) You Hav...

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Hey Get Ready,my Marriage Is Fixed Its On 1st Of April. Surprised? Stupid,1st April Is April Fool,& U R D 1st Person Whom I Fooled....

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This I Saw On An April Day: Warm Rain Spilt From A Sun-lined Cloud, A Sky-flung Wave Of Gold At Evening, And A Cock Pheasant Treading A Dusty Path Shy A...

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When March Goes On Forever, And Aprils Twice As Long, Who Gives A Damn If Spring Has Come, As Long As Winters Gone.

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How Many Million Aprils Came Before I Ever Knew How White A Cherry Bough Could Be, A Bed Of Squills, How Blue And Many A Dancing April When Life Is Done W...

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There Is Not Any Haunt Of Prophecy, Nor Any Old Chimera Of The Grave, Neither The Golden Underground, Nor Isle Melodious, Where Spirits Gat Them Home, Nor V...

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That Age Is Best Which Is The First When Youth And Blood Are Warmer.

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When U Feel Lonly N Alone & Canot See Any 1 Around U,the Wrld Seems 2 B Fading Away,com Along Wit Me I'l Tak U To An Eye Specialist.  

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Spring In The World! And All Things Are Made New!

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I Smile, Of Course, And Go On Drinking Tea, Yet With These April Sunsets, That Somehow Recall My Buried Life, And Paris In The Spring, I Feel Immeasurably A...

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Break Open A Cherry Tree And There Are No Flowers; But The Spring Breeze Brings Forth Myriad Blossoms.

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Today, Tommorow And Forever There Will Be One Heart That Would Always Beat For You. You Know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!

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Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl? April 1 U Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Foooooll

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Your Girlfriend Is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In Short She Is Your S.i.s.t.e.r.

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An Altered Look About The Hills; A Tyrian Light The Village Fills; A Wider Sunrise In The Dawn; A Deeper Twilight On The Lawn; A Print Of A Vermilion Foot; ...

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