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Teacher : Class,whatever I Ask I Want You All To Answer , At Once . Teacher : What Is Hundred + Hundred ? Students : At Once
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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt, Bloody... Mosquito !!!!...
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At Age 10,u Consider Parents And Friends As Best Age 20 ,u Feel Friends And Ur Lover - Best Age 30 ,u Feel Friends And Ur Life Partner-best Age 40, U Feel Frie...
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If You Spell Rajanikant Wrong On Google.. It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajinikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance. Mind It! )...
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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Orange Apple? Sardar: The Colour Of Orange Is Orange But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple...
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If U Delete This Message Thats Bcoz U Love Me. .. If U Save It Thats Bcoz U Desire Me .. If U Ignore It Thats Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?
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I Spend Lots Of Hours On My Pc, Then I End Up Having Mama Always Staring At Me...... Hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d
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When Rajnikanth Was A Student...... . . . . . You Can Guess This... . . . . . . Teacher Used To Bunk The Classes :-)
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Girl : During A Movie, If He Puts His Arm Around You, Tilt Your Head On His Shoulder Boy : Lift Her Chin Up And Kiss Her.
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Whn Ur Angry At Some1 N Get Irritated Time 2 Time Bt U Still Cnt Live Wthout Him/her Then Its True Relation..!! Miss U Yaar...........tc!...
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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt, . . . Bloody Mosquito !!...
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Look At The Sun You C Time.. Look In The Heart You C Love.. Look In The Eyes You C Life.. Look At Ur Mobile C Whos Remembering U!!!...
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Aftr Engagemnt! Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Committed Now! Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesn't Mean That I Cant Look At Menu . . :-d...
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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Dont Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone Says Dont Call Me Now....
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