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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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Dad : Whats Ur Result? Son : I Have Failed In 5 Subjects. Dad : From Now Onwards Dont Call Me Dad. Son : Oh Come On Dad Its My School Test Not A Dna Test.....

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In My Heart Our Love Is Heard Like A Ring Tone. In My Ears Ur Speech Is Heard Like Voice Mail. But When I Called For Response Subscriber Cant Reach At The Mo...

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I Watch The Sun Set In Your Eyes And Feel Your Warm Embrace You Took These Dark Clouds From My Skies All My Fears You Helped Erase

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Can A Girl Make You A Millionaire ?? Yes!! Of Course But *conditions Apply 'you Must Be A Billionaire'...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination.....

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Q:what Is The Capital In France? Students Wrote Paris As The Capital Of France. Result Day: All Students Have Been Failed. Examiner:s Comment (with A Devil,s...

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Do You Know That, You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion, Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds!

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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection Rajinikanth Kills Two Stones With One Bird. When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One H...

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Always Give The 1st Chance 2 Ur Love......... Den Take Ur Chances Wid Evry Lovable Ones 2 Make Them Ur Own................

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A Boy Got Cot In A Rape Case. His Lady Lawyer Grabed His Little Screw Driver, Shaked It And Said, My Lord Can This Thing Rape ? The Boy Said : Dont Shake, You'...

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Santa Went To Sell His Dog. Buyer: Is This Dog Faithful? Santa: Yes, I Sold It Thrice But Every Time It Returns To Me.

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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The Most Powerful Words In Relationships Its Not I Love U Not I Am Vth U Not I Wil Die 4 U It's Simply I Can Understand U....

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One Very True Line About My Dear Friendz :- Everyone Is Not My Friend.. But My Friendz Are Not Just Like Everyone.. ..

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One Day By Asked God, ' Is It Wrong 2 Sleep With A Girl Before Marriage??' God- 'no Its Not But The Problem Is Dat You Guys Dont Sleep...!!'

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No One Falls In Love By Choice,it Is By Chance.no One Stays In Love By Chance,it Is By Work.no One Falls Out Of Love By Chance,it Is By Choice.

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I Trust U Is A Better Compliment Than I Love You Bcoz U May Not Always Trust The Person U Luv But U Can Always Luv The Person Whom U Trust....!...

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Q.how Can You Spot A Blind Guy At The Nudist Colony? . . . . . . . A. It's Not Hard.

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You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

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At The Start Of A Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God. Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed -)....

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Once A Boy Was Following A Girl.. After A While The Girl Said Him That ,''hey My Mom Is Coming Behind You'' Hearing This The Boy Replied Boldly,''no Problem......

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Don't Worry: I'm A Bottle Of Wine!

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym.

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How 2 Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As Ur Most Irritating Song?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone!...

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Make Me Immortal With A Kiss.

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Pm : We Are Sending Indians To The Moon Next Year... Obama : How Many? Pm:100 35 Obc 25 Sc 20 St 10 Handicapped 5 Sports Person 4 Management Quota N If Possi...

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Feeling Of Love + Moment Of Caring + Small Sharing + 2b 2gthr In Pain, Creates A Miracle Called Friendship...

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This Life Is Too Short To Say Something To Your Loved Ones, I Don`t Know Why People Keep Silence For A Long Period..!

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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A Friend Is Someone We Turn To When Our Spirits Need A Lift. A Friend Is Someone We Treasure For Our Friendship Is A Gift. A Friend Is Someone Who Fills Our L...

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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You May Fall In Love With The Beauty Of Someone. But Remember That Finally You Have To Live With The Character, Not The Beauty.

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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A Husband Was Stung By A Bee On His Pnes And It Became Swollen. His Wife Prayed, Oh God May You Remove Off The Pain And Leave The Size As It Is.

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