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A Friend Is Someone We Turn To When Our Spirits Need A Lift. A Friend Is Someone We Treasure For Our Friendship Is A Gift. A Friend Is Someone Who Fills Our L...

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Santa Went To Sell His Dog. Buyer: Is This Dog Faithful? Santa: Yes, I Sold It Thrice But Every Time It Returns To Me.

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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym.

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You May Fall In Love With The Beauty Of Someone. But Remember That Finally You Have To Live With The Character, Not The Beauty.

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Please Pray 4 Me... ,***, ( C ' ? -- /) ..my Medical Results Diagnosed That I'm Becoming Cuter Daily. But Don't Worry Its Not Contagious Just Incurable!...

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection Rajinikanth Kills Two Stones With One Bird. When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One H...

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An Awesome Thought. .. English Would Have Been Easier If Shakespeare's Mom Had An Abortion...!!:-

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One Day By Asked God, ' Is It Wrong 2 Sleep With A Girl Before Marriage??' God- 'no Its Not But The Problem Is Dat You Guys Dont Sleep...!!'

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-why Were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused? Because Their Daddies Were Mummies!

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Dad : Whats Ur Result? Son : I Have Failed In 5 Subjects. Dad : From Now Onwards Dont Call Me Dad. Son : Oh Come On Dad Its My School Test Not A Dna Test.....

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This Life Is Too Short To Say Something To Your Loved Ones, I Don`t Know Why People Keep Silence For A Long Period..!

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In My Heart Our Love Is Heard Like A Ring Tone. In My Ears Ur Speech Is Heard Like Voice Mail. But When I Called For Response Subscriber Cant Reach At The Mo...

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How Long Shall We Be Friends? Do U Want A Clue? As Long As Stars Twinkle In The Sky, Till The Water Runs Dry Till The Day I Die. We Will Be Friends....

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination.....

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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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Make Me Immortal With A Kiss.

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I`m Scared Of Looking At You. Because The More I Do...the More I Fall In Love With You.

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In Life Try To Do Something That No One Do It Before U And This Is What We Call Awesome!

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I Miss Stars Stars Think I M Serious But I M Joking! I Miss Moon M00n Thinks I M Serious But Im Joking! I Miss U U Think I M Joking But I M Serious!...

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A Husband Was Stung By A Bee On His Pnes And It Became Swollen. His Wife Prayed, Oh God May You Remove Off The Pain And Leave The Size As It Is.

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Don't Worry: I'm A Bottle Of Wine!

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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I Watch The Sun Set In Your Eyes And Feel Your Warm Embrace You Took These Dark Clouds From My Skies All My Fears You Helped Erase

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No One Falls In Love By Choice,it Is By Chance.no One Stays In Love By Chance,it Is By Work.no One Falls Out Of Love By Chance,it Is By Choice.

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Best Stand Is Under'stand' Best Age Is Coll'age' Best Work Is Hard'work' Best Day Is To'day' Best End Is Fri'end'... So Lets Be Friend Till D End......

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One Very True Line About My Dear Friendz :- Everyone Is Not My Friend.. But My Friendz Are Not Just Like Everyone.. ..

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An Interesting Caption On Top Of The Clock During Exam....time Will Pass..... But Will You!!! Lol

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I Trust U Is A Better Compliment Than I Love You Bcoz U May Not Always Trust The Person U Luv But U Can Always Luv The Person Whom U Trust....!...

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At The Start Of A Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God. Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed -)....

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The Most Powerful Words In Relationships Its Not I Love U Not I Am Vth U Not I Wil Die 4 U It's Simply I Can Understand U....

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Feeling Of Love + Moment Of Caring + Small Sharing + 2b 2gthr In Pain, Creates A Miracle Called Friendship...

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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. . I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. . . On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. . . 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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Pathan Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth,why? Because His Doctor Advised Him That Todays Dinner Should Be Light. . ....

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