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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You S*xy!

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One Very True Line About My Dear Friendz :- Everyone Is Not My Friend.. But My Friendz Are Not Just Like Everyone.. ..

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Q.how Can You Spot A Blind Guy At The Nudist Colony? . . . . . . . A. It's Not Hard.

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If You Were My Valentine I'd Search The Endless Skies To Find The Perfect Starlight That Would Compliment Your Eyes And Keep It In A Wishing Well Created Just F...

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By Face How Do I Look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full Of Attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send It 2 All Ur Frndz , N C Wat They...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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A Friend Is Someone We Turn To When Our Spirits Need A Lift. A Friend Is Someone We Treasure For Our Friendship Is A Gift. A Friend Is Someone Who Fills Our L...

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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. . I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. . . On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. . . 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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In My Heart Our Love Is Heard Like A Ring Tone. In My Ears Ur Speech Is Heard Like Voice Mail. But When I Called For Response Subscriber Cant Reach At The Mo...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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What Is The 1st Thing American Girls Do When They Wake Up In The Morning?? . . . . . . . . . . . . They Go Back To Their Own Homes. :d...

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Santa Went To Sell His Dog. Buyer: Is This Dog Faithful? Santa: Yes, I Sold It Thrice But Every Time It Returns To Me.

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Don't Worry: I'm A Bottle Of Wine!

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Please Pray 4 Me... ,***, ( C ' ? -- /) ..my Medical Results Diagnosed That I'm Becoming Cuter Daily. But Don't Worry Its Not Contagious Just Incurable!...

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At The Start Of A Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God. Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed -)....

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How 2 Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As Ur Most Irritating Song?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone!...

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I Miss Stars Stars Think I M Serious But I M Joking! I Miss Moon M00n Thinks I M Serious But Im Joking! I Miss U U Think I M Joking But I M Serious!...

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In Life Try To Do Something That No One Do It Before U And This Is What We Call Awesome!

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I Think You Are Very Careless! U Come Leave Things Behind! See Now What U Have Left? U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face..

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A Husband Was Stung By A Bee On His Pnes And It Became Swollen. His Wife Prayed, Oh God May You Remove Off The Pain And Leave The Size As It Is.

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Always Give The 1st Chance 2 Ur Love......... Den Take Ur Chances Wid Evry Lovable Ones 2 Make Them Ur Own................

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I`m Scared Of Looking At You. Because The More I Do...the More I Fall In Love With You.

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There Is Always Another Chance 4 Everythng In Life But Fact Isthat There Is No Chance Of Another Life. Dream It. Mean It. Live It. Love

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No One Falls In Love By Choice,it Is By Chance.no One Stays In Love By Chance,it Is By Work.no One Falls Out Of Love By Chance,it Is By Choice.

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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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Dad : Whats Ur Result? Son : I Have Failed In 5 Subjects. Dad : From Now Onwards Dont Call Me Dad. Son : Oh Come On Dad Its My School Test Not A Dna Test.....

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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Xpression Of Love - Gal (2 A Boy)- Is There Any Festival Which Can B Celebrated Evry Day And Nt Once In A Year??? Boy- Wait Till U Fall In Love Wid Me....!!...

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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-why Were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused? Because Their Daddies Were Mummies!

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Pathan Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth,why? Because His Doctor Advised Him That Todays Dinner Should Be Light. . ....

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You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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You May Fall In Love With The Beauty Of Someone. But Remember That Finally You Have To Live With The Character, Not The Beauty.

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Do You Know That, You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion, Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds!

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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I Watch The Sun Set In Your Eyes And Feel Your Warm Embrace You Took These Dark Clouds From My Skies All My Fears You Helped Erase

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