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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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An Awesome Thought. .. English Would Have Been Easier If Shakespeare's Mom Had An Abortion...!!:-

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You May Fall In Love With The Beauty Of Someone. But Remember That Finally You Have To Live With The Character, Not The Beauty.

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A Friend Is Someone We Turn To When Our Spirits Need A Lift. A Friend Is Someone We Treasure For Our Friendship Is A Gift. A Friend Is Someone Who Fills Our L...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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One Very True Line About My Dear Friendz :- Everyone Is Not My Friend.. But My Friendz Are Not Just Like Everyone.. ..

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. . I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. . . On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. . . 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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I Think You Are Very Careless! U Come Leave Things Behind! See Now What U Have Left? U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face..

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You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

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Q:what Is The Capital In France? Students Wrote Paris As The Capital Of France. Result Day: All Students Have Been Failed. Examiner:s Comment (with A Devil,s...

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-why Were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused? Because Their Daddies Were Mummies!

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Once A Boy Was Following A Girl.. After A While The Girl Said Him That ,''hey My Mom Is Coming Behind You'' Hearing This The Boy Replied Boldly,''no Problem......

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A Boy Got Cot In A Rape Case. His Lady Lawyer Grabed His Little Screw Driver, Shaked It And Said, My Lord Can This Thing Rape ? The Boy Said : Dont Shake, You'...

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At The Start Of A Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God. Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed -)....

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection Rajinikanth Kills Two Stones With One Bird. When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One H...

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Q.how Can You Spot A Blind Guy At The Nudist Colony? . . . . . . . A. It's Not Hard.

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An Interesting Caption On Top Of The Clock During Exam....time Will Pass..... But Will You!!! Lol

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Make Me Immortal With A Kiss.

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There Is Always Another Chance 4 Everythng In Life But Fact Isthat There Is No Chance Of Another Life. Dream It. Mean It. Live It. Love

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I Trust U Is A Better Compliment Than I Love You Bcoz U May Not Always Trust The Person U Luv But U Can Always Luv The Person Whom U Trust....!...

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Can A Girl Make You A Millionaire ?? Yes!! Of Course But *conditions Apply 'you Must Be A Billionaire'...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Don't Worry: I'm A Bottle Of Wine!

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination.....

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By Face How Do I Look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full Of Attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send It 2 All Ur Frndz , N C Wat They...

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A Husband Was Stung By A Bee On His Pnes And It Became Swollen. His Wife Prayed, Oh God May You Remove Off The Pain And Leave The Size As It Is.

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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If A Kiss Was A Rain Drop I Send U Showers.. If A Hug Was A Second I Send U Hours.. If A Smile Was Water I Send U Ocean.. If Happiness Was A Person I Send U Me...

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I Miss Stars Stars Think I M Serious But I M Joking! I Miss Moon M00n Thinks I M Serious But Im Joking! I Miss U U Think I M Joking But I M Serious!...

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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You S*xy!

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One Day By Asked God, ' Is It Wrong 2 Sleep With A Girl Before Marriage??' God- 'no Its Not But The Problem Is Dat You Guys Dont Sleep...!!'

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Boy To Gym Coach: I Want 2 Impress This Cute Girl, Which Machine Should I Use? Coach: Use The Atm Machine Outside The Gym.

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Feeling Of Love + Moment Of Caring + Small Sharing + 2b 2gthr In Pain, Creates A Miracle Called Friendship...

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I`m Scared Of Looking At You. Because The More I Do...the More I Fall In Love With You.

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Santa Went To Sell His Dog. Buyer: Is This Dog Faithful? Santa: Yes, I Sold It Thrice But Every Time It Returns To Me.

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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