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Q:what Is The Capital In France? Students Wrote Paris As The Capital Of France. Result Day: All Students Have Been Failed. Examiner:s Comment (with A Devil,s...

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I`m Scared Of Looking At You. Because The More I Do...the More I Fall In Love With You.

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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Q.how Can You Spot A Blind Guy At The Nudist Colony? . . . . . . . A. It's Not Hard.

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Xpression Of Love - Gal (2 A Boy)- Is There Any Festival Which Can B Celebrated Evry Day And Nt Once In A Year??? Boy- Wait Till U Fall In Love Wid Me....!!...

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The Most Powerful Words In Relationships Its Not I Love U Not I Am Vth U Not I Wil Die 4 U It's Simply I Can Understand U....

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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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I Trust U Is A Better Compliment Than I Love You Bcoz U May Not Always Trust The Person U Luv But U Can Always Luv The Person Whom U Trust....!...

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Always Give The 1st Chance 2 Ur Love......... Den Take Ur Chances Wid Evry Lovable Ones 2 Make Them Ur Own................

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I Watch The Sun Set In Your Eyes And Feel Your Warm Embrace You Took These Dark Clouds From My Skies All My Fears You Helped Erase

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Dad : Whats Ur Result? Son : I Have Failed In 5 Subjects. Dad : From Now Onwards Dont Call Me Dad. Son : Oh Come On Dad Its My School Test Not A Dna Test.....

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In Life Try To Do Something That No One Do It Before U And This Is What We Call Awesome!

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Do You Know That, You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion, Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds!

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants Everyone Can See It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth.thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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You May Fall In Love With The Beauty Of Someone. But Remember That Finally You Have To Live With The Character, Not The Beauty.

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Best Stand Is Under'stand' Best Age Is Coll'age' Best Work Is Hard'work' Best Day Is To'day' Best End Is Fri'end'... So Lets Be Friend Till D End......

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A Friend Is Someone We Turn To When Our Spirits Need A Lift. A Friend Is Someone We Treasure For Our Friendship Is A Gift. A Friend Is Someone Who Fills Our L...

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I Think You Are Very Careless! U Come Leave Things Behind! See Now What U Have Left? U Just Came In My Mind And Left A Smile On My Face..

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An Interesting Caption On Top Of The Clock During Exam....time Will Pass..... But Will You!!! Lol

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How 2 Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As Ur Most Irritating Song?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone!...

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Feeling Of Love + Moment Of Caring + Small Sharing + 2b 2gthr In Pain, Creates A Miracle Called Friendship...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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What Is The 1st Thing American Girls Do When They Wake Up In The Morning?? . . . . . . . . . . . . They Go Back To Their Own Homes. :d...

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If A Kiss Was A Rain Drop I Send U Showers.. If A Hug Was A Second I Send U Hours.. If A Smile Was Water I Send U Ocean.. If Happiness Was A Person I Send U Me...

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How Long Shall We Be Friends? Do U Want A Clue? As Long As Stars Twinkle In The Sky, Till The Water Runs Dry Till The Day I Die. We Will Be Friends....

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. . I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. . . On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. . . 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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If You Were My Valentine I'd Search The Endless Skies To Find The Perfect Starlight That Would Compliment Your Eyes And Keep It In A Wishing Well Created Just F...

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There Is Always Another Chance 4 Everythng In Life But Fact Isthat There Is No Chance Of Another Life. Dream It. Mean It. Live It. Love

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This Life Is Too Short To Say Something To Your Loved Ones, I Don`t Know Why People Keep Silence For A Long Period..!

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At The Start Of A Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God. Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed -)....

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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By Face How Do I Look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full Of Attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send It 2 All Ur Frndz , N C Wat They...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection Rajinikanth Kills Two Stones With One Bird. When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One H...

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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You S*xy!

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