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. . Interviewer What Is The Recession ???? . Candidate : When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , . That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :...

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. . Whats The Closest Thing To A Womans Periiod? . Your Salary. . It Comes Once A Month, . Lasts About 3 Or 4 Days And If It Doesnt Come, . Everythings Fucccke...

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. . A Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother. Is It True What Rita Just Told Me? Babies Come Out Of The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peniisses? . . ...

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. . Wife Says To Husband, . Did U Know That A Bull Can Manage Se*xx Everyday Thats 365 Times A Year? . Husband Replies: Yes, But He Doesnt Have To Fuc*kk The S...

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. . Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My Vagiina Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. . . Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. . . Girl: Just Recharge Th...

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. Mom: Why R U Pregnant? . Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life. . Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? . . Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group ...

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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. . . Young Girl Praying : Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man. . . . God Replied : Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Dont Get Married.....

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. A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . . Removes Sandal = 56. . Then Dupatta = 52 . Now Coins Finished........ . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Carry On, I Ha...

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. . Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example . Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)...

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. . A Man Carrying 3 Babies'travellin In A Train........ . A Women Sittin Near Him Inquired.......r These Sweeties Belongs 2 U? . Man:no Mam I Work In A Condom ...

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. . Pappu: What's The Difference Between Confidence And Confidential? . . Santa: Yo Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Also My Son, That's Confidential....

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. .best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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. . Afridi Made 100 Runs From 37 Balls. Its A Simple Record. . The Real Record Was Created By King Khalid, . Who Made 100 Sons From Just 2 Balls...

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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..beauty Is To See To Touch, Flowers Are To Smell To Pluck, N*****s Are To Play To Suckk, Women Are To Love To Fucckk, All These Are Free But Depends On...

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. . Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity. . . . . . Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her

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. A Boy Goes 2 A Disco . His Mom Gets Angry Asks Him- Did U C Anything There That U R Nt Supposed To C? . Boy:yes . Mom: What? . Boy: I Saw Dad!...

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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. . For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's Che...

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. . Mother Asks Daughter, . How Is Ur Se*x Life? . Daughter Replies Like British Airways. . Mother Reads The Ad And Is Shocked. . 7 Days A Week, . Twice A Day,...

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. . . Girl : Mom, I Am In Love With A Guy . . Mom Shocked : How Old Is The Boy And What Is He Doing ? . . Girl : Three Months And Kicking Happily In My Stomach....

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. . Personality Of A Female Follows The Size Of Her Bra 32 = Innocent 34 = Calm 36 = Agressive 38 = Playful 40 = S**y 42 = Anjuman...

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. . A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: . A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, . A Fox In The Closet, . A Bull In Bed, And . . . . A Numbskulll To Pa...

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Banta Ne Suhag Raat Ko Biwi Se Pucha: Kya Tum Virgin Ho? Biwi: Ji, Magar Peeche Se! Aur Tum? Banta: Main Bhi, Magar Aage Se.

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. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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. . Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One...

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. A Sexx Expert Was Once Asked Whether A Rape Is Possible While Running. . . .no, He Replied, Woman Can Run Faster With Her Skirt Up Than A Man With His Pants ...

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. . Sardar Wid Grandson. . . Late Night Shouts, . I Need A Girl, . I Have An Erection! . Gson Says,1st Its Too Late . ,2nd U R 75yrs Old, . 3rd D Cocckk U Ho...

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. . . . Whats A Quick Way 2 Double Ur Money? . . . By Folding It

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. . What He Want, I Do Not Want ... . . What I Want, He Does Not Want ... . . What We Want, Is Not Allowed!

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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. . During War A Soldier Sees 3 Enemy Girls And An Old Lady . . Soldier: I Want Revenge, Ill Fuc*k You All . Girl: Plz Leave The Old Lady . Old Lady: Shut Up! W...

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. . Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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. . In Class Of Chemistry Teacher Asked To Student.. What Is Nitrate ? . . Girl Says..: .. . Sir, Rs.1500/=...

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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. . Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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. . A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students That For The Best Penetrations 6-7 Peniiss Is Best. . . One Of The Girl Askd Her Tht Wht Abt 9 . . . Teacher Said I M...

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Teacher: Aisi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Bahut Vajan Uttha Sakti Hai Lekin Jiska Khud Ka Vajan Bahut Thoda Hai? Pappu: Madam Ji, Aapki Bra.

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