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. . Officer: Madam Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake. . Lady: Then Why Dint You Tell Me When I Was Removing My Clothes? . Officer: Well, That's Not Prohibited...

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. . What He Want, I Do Not Want ... . . What I Want, He Does Not Want ... . . What We Want, Is Not Allowed!

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. . Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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. . For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's Che...

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. . A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students That For The Best Penetrations 6-7 Peniiss Is Best. . . One Of The Girl Askd Her Tht Wht Abt 9 . . . Teacher Said I M...

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur Breastt ., In Responce U Can Pull My Peniiss Once For Yes And 50 Times F...

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. Girl Boy Were Having Sexx. . Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! . Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? . Girl: Middle L...

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. . Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. . They Wet Without Bath. . They Bleed Without Injury. . They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. . Make Boneless Thing Hard...

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. . Difference B/w Bra And Bar Both Words Have Same Letters. . . . Both R Drinking Zones.both Have Restricted Timing 4 Opening N Closing. Both Make Men Crazy Wh...

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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. . . Girl : Mom, I Am In Love With A Guy . . Mom Shocked : How Old Is The Boy And What Is He Doing ? . . Girl : Three Months And Kicking Happily In My Stomach....

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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. _i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Did I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight! ...

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. M Very Worried Dizdays.. . Can't Sleeping Well. . Not Feeling Well . Have No Interest In Any Work . Doc.adviced Me That..u Needed . . . Vitaminshe...

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..what Comes After 69 . . . 'mouthwash Hahahahahahaha.. .

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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. . A Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother. Is It True What Rita Just Told Me? Babies Come Out Of The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peniisses? . . ...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It...

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. . Lady To Her Husband- . . I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There . . Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? . Lad...

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. . Son I Want A Baby Brother . . Mom Your Dad Is Overseas. . When He Comes Back We Will Talk Over It. . Son Why Dont You Give Him A Surprise...

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun....

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..beauty Is To See To Touch, Flowers Are To Smell To Pluck, N*****s Are To Play To Suckk, Women Are To Love To Fucckk, All These Are Free But Depends On...

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. . Boys Rules For Bikes .. . . Use When Its New . . Ride When It Performs . . Throw When Makes Noise . Unfortunately . Thats The Girls Rule To Handle The Boy...

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. . 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites On . . . . . . . Girl...

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. . Sardar Wid Grandson. . . Late Night Shouts, . I Need A Girl, . I Have An Erection! . Gson Says,1st Its Too Late . ,2nd U R 75yrs Old, . 3rd D Cocckk U Ho...

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. . Pappu: What's The Difference Between Confidence And Confidential? . . Santa: Yo Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Also My Son, That's Confidential....

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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!

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. . A Man Carrying 3 Babies'travellin In A Train........ . A Women Sittin Near Him Inquired.......r These Sweeties Belongs 2 U? . Man:no Mam I Work In A Condom ...

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. . Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example . Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)...

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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. . A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: . A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, . A Fox In The Closet, . A Bull In Bed, And . . . . A Numbskulll To Pa...

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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. . Afridi Made 100 Runs From 37 Balls. Its A Simple Record. . The Real Record Was Created By King Khalid, . Who Made 100 Sons From Just 2 Balls...

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. . In Class Of Chemistry Teacher Asked To Student.. What Is Nitrate ? . . Girl Says..: .. . Sir, Rs.1500/=...

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. Mom: Why R U Pregnant? . Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life. . Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? . . Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group ...

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. . I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. . . On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. . . 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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