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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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. . Mother Asks Daughter, . How Is Ur Se*x Life? . Daughter Replies Like British Airways. . Mother Reads The Ad And Is Shocked. . 7 Days A Week, . Twice A Day,...

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. Girl Boy Were Having Sexx. . Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! . Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? . Girl: Middle L...

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. . A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, . . Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, . . Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness...

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. .best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From...

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. . Interviewer What Is The Recession ???? . Candidate : When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , . That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :...

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. _i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Did I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight! ...

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..beauty Is To See To Touch, Flowers Are To Smell To Pluck, N*****s Are To Play To Suckk, Women Are To Love To Fucckk, All These Are Free But Depends On...

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. . Difference B/w Bra And Bar Both Words Have Same Letters. . . . Both R Drinking Zones.both Have Restricted Timing 4 Opening N Closing. Both Make Men Crazy Wh...

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. . For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's Che...

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. Mom: Why R U Pregnant? . Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life. . Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? . . Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group ...

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. . Wife Says To Husband, . Did U Know That A Bull Can Manage Se*xx Everyday Thats 365 Times A Year? . Husband Replies: Yes, But He Doesnt Have To Fuc*kk The S...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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. A Boy Goes 2 A Disco . His Mom Gets Angry Asks Him- Did U C Anything There That U R Nt Supposed To C? . Boy:yes . Mom: What? . Boy: I Saw Dad!...

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. . A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: . A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, . A Fox In The Closet, . A Bull In Bed, And . . . . A Numbskulll To Pa...

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. . Lady To Her Husband- . . I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There . . Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? . Lad...

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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. . Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One...

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. . . . Whats A Quick Way 2 Double Ur Money? . . . By Folding It

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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun....

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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. . Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed . . And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand...

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. A Sexx Expert Was Once Asked Whether A Rape Is Possible While Running. . . .no, He Replied, Woman Can Run Faster With Her Skirt Up Than A Man With His Pants ...

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. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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. . Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity. . . . . . Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her

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..what Comes After 69 . . . 'mouthwash Hahahahahahaha.. .

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.. . A Solid Reason For Having Two Girlfriends At One Time : . . . Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!...

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. . A Woman Married A One Legged Man. . She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. . Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches...

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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. . Pappu: What's The Difference Between Confidence And Confidential? . . Santa: Yo Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Also My Son, That's Confidential....

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. . Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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Banta Ne Suhag Raat Ko Biwi Se Pucha: Kya Tum Virgin Ho? Biwi: Ji, Magar Peeche Se! Aur Tum? Banta: Main Bhi, Magar Aage Se.

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. . Truly Nog Veg Msg Is. . Chickens . Egg . Mottun Buffalo Meat Fish , Thats All Non-veg :-p...

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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. . In Class Of Chemistry Teacher Asked To Student.. What Is Nitrate ? . . Girl Says..: .. . Sir, Rs.1500/=...

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. . Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. . They Wet Without Bath. . They Bleed Without Injury. . They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. . Make Boneless Thing Hard...

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur Breastt ., In Responce U Can Pull My Peniiss Once For Yes And 50 Times F...

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. . 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites On . . . . . . . Girl...

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