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Nevr Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz A Gud Girl Gives U Happiness Bad Girls Givs U Experience Both R Essential In Life. So Enjy Evry Girl Frnd....

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Difference Between Good Bad Girls Good Girls Loosen A Few Butons When Its Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Losseing A Few Buttons!...

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Good: Your Wife Doesn't Talk To You. Bad: She Wants Divorce. Very Bad: She Is A Lawyer.

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A Bad Girl Puts Her Finger Near Hotel Manager's Lips Manager Kisses Each Finger Girl:thanks And Tell Ur Boss Their Is No Tissue...

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I've Never Considered Her To Be My Rival Because She's Only A Miserable Stereotype From The Past

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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When Your In Jail A Bad Friend Will Be On The Outside Wondering How To Get You Out,a Good Friend Will Be Siting Beside You Saying Where Did The Plan All Go Wro...

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If U Think U R Bad, Then U Can Call Me Dad

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What Is Friendship? It Is A Ship Loaded With Love, Care And Share.. Crossing The Sea Of Heart Having No Wheels Of Sorry Thanks.

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Gal:wat Do U Like In Me Boy:that 2sexiest White Balls Centered With Black Dots In It , Gal: Wat? Boy: Yes I Likeur Eyes

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Extreme Bad Luck: I Want To Kiss The Most Beautiful, Attractive, Charming And Sweet Person In The World. . . . . But My Lips Cant Touch My Cheeks :(.....

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Walking With A Friend In The Darkness Is Better Than Walking Alone In The Light. As Thes Say Known Devil Is Better Than Unknown God!!

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Smile Plz Your Smile Can Be Compared To A Flower Your Voice Can Be Compared To A Cuckoo Your Innocence To A Child But In Stupidity You Have No Comparison You'r...

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What Is Boy??? An Idle Lad, Who Is Always Fed, Jealous On Anybody Who Is Ahead, Never Trust The Fool, A Stupid Big Bull, To Help Anyone He Never Dares, F...

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I've Learned That We Don't Have To Change Friends If We Understand That Friends Change. I've Learned That No Matter How Good A Friend Is, They're Going To Hurt...

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Sometimes Yu Dont Need To Know Someone Really Well To Realize U R Strangers.!!! Lol

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Frnd Means:- F-free From All Formalities R-right To Say Anything I-in Anyway E-either Gud Or Bad N-no Sory No Thnks D-don't Mind...

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Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way. Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While $ex. Bad Girls D...

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True Friends Are Like Diamonds, Precious And Rare. False Friends Are Like Leaves, Found Everywhere.

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10 Messages Received, 1, Hi, 2, Hello, 3, I Miss U, 4 How R U?, 5, Hope Ur Fine, 6, Keep Smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God Bless U, 9, Be Happy, 10, Gud Night.!

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Why Some Says I Am The Good One When Everybody Treats Me Like A Bad..!

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U Are A B***h Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious R U Smiling Now? ? ? ? You Are Really B***h...

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Schoolgirl: I Dont Want To Go For S*x Education Class Teacher : Why? Girl : Some Body Said The Final Exam Will Be Oral..

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Love.... Why Is It That My Love For Him Was Very Bad.. I Dont Understand Him Already... Hahahy!!!!!! Kapoya Sad Mag Love Woizt...... Boangon Pa Jud Na Pagka Lal...

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I Dont Know What Your Thinking, But Im Thinking You Should Take Your Pants Off..

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Good: Your Wife Doesn't Talk To You. Bad: She Wants Divorce. Very Bad: She Is A Lawyer.

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I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Better To See A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Would You Smile For Me?

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It's Bad When You Forget Names ... But It's Ok Because Other People Forgot They Even Knew You!

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You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: 1. You Wake Up Face Down On The Pavement. 2. You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold. 3. Your Horn Goes ...

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I Just Broke Up With Someone And The Last Thing She Said To Me Was 'you'll Never Find Anyone Like Me Again!' I'm Thinking, 'i Should Hope Not! If I Don't W...

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If Vodka Was Water And I Was A Duck, I Swim To The Bottom And Drink My Way Up... But Vodka Ain't Water, And I Ain't A Duck, So Pass The Vodka And Shut The He...

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Just A Thought.. Don't Make Someone A Priority Who Only Makes You An Option...

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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Height Of Bad Luck- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girls Father Caught Them... Now They Are Married Couple :d...

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I've A Really Bad Day, It Can Feel Better If A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Plz Smile...

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The Detective Was Interviewing The Man Whose Clothing Shop Had Been Burglarized.it's Bad, Said Proprietorbut It's Not As Bad As It Could Have Been If He'd Robbe...

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Difference Between Good Girls And Very Good Girls....... Good Girls Open Few Buttons When Environment Is Hot..... Very Good Girls Open All Buttons To Make Env...

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Girl To Mom Girl : What Is Pe**s ? Mom : When U Grow And Become A Gud Girl U Get One. Girl : If I Become Bad ? Mom : Then U Will Get Many..

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I Am Sorry For Everything I Did.iam Sorry For Being Bad.i Am Sorry If I Lied To You .i Am Sorry If I Cheated You . Iam Sorry If I Kissed Onther One, Iam Sorry I...

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