Banta Messages

Forgetting Friend Is A Crime Ignoring Them Is A Shame Liking Them Is A Pleasure Thinking Of Them Is A Necessity Disturbing Them Oye! Haq Banta Hai Na Yr!...

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Santa-i Spoke To M.s. Dhoni Yesterday.. Banta-thats Awesome..! What Did He Say?? Santa-wrong Number

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Santa Sing Ka 20 Saal Bad Bacha Hua. Wo Udas Ho Gaya.banta : Yaar Udas Kion Ho? Santa : 20 Sal Baad Bacha Huwa Wo Bhi Itna Sa.

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: D Guy Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Clean Ing Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa & Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Es...

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Santa: I Am So Miser (kanjoos) That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Hone...

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank's Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True......

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Santa Ur Son Is Dead. Hearing This Bad News Santa Jumps From 50th Floor... 35th Floor He Realizes: I Don't Have Son... 20th Floor: I'm Not Married..... 3rd F...

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A Man To Santa: Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home. Santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said: Hes Not My...

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man? Santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife. Banta: To Do Suicide. Santa: But Why Are You Heating It? Banta: To Prevent Infection....

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Santa And His Wife Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Santa Thinks For A Moment And Tells His Wife: Dear, Let's ...

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Made. Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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Santa N Banta Are Driving A Car, Santa Puts On The Indicator And Asks Banta To Check Whether Its Working, He Puts His Head Out And Says - Yes...no...yes...no......

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Santa: Mere Nana Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Par Rishta Tod Diya.banta: Kyun.kya Kha Unhone?unhone Kaha Moongphali Me Dana Nhi Hum Tumhare Nana Nhi....

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Santa: So, You Are Distantly Related To The Family Next Door, Are You? Banta: Yes, Their Dog Is Our Dog's Brother

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My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Santa : Ya I Know Few People Drink Directly From Bottle

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Santa-yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. :-)

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Banta: When I Get Mad At U, U Never Fight Back. How Do U Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toothbrush...

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs? I Need It. Please Help Me Out, I Know You Have It, I Wil Return It .a Banta Asks To Atm Machine???????

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. 1.strength:my Wife, Jeeto. 2. Weakness:banta' S Wife, Preeto. 3 .oppurtunity: When Banta Is On Tour. 4. Threat: When I Am On Tour...

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ? Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Santa:i Planned To Marry A Widow . Banta:gud.when U R Going To Marry? . Santa:after Your Death..!

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Banta Went For Divorce Judge: You Have 3 Kids How Will You Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard Says, Oye.. Idea, Well Come Next Year With 1 More...

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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Santa Asks Banta To Bring A Pepsi. Banta Brings A Bottle Of Pepsi But Goes Directly To Tendulkar. Why ?? Why ?? Ans: Tendulkar Is An Opener.

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Sardar- Dr. Mujhe Badi Ghabrahat Aur Becheni Hoti Hai. Dr.- Kab Hoti Hai?. Sardar- Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai Ki Sab Sardar Ek Jaise Dikhte Hai.!! :-)

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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Come Back Yet! . . . Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else....

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Santa: My Mother-in-law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog! Banta: Oh! That�s Terrible. Santa: Yes, It Was Sad To Watch The Dog Die In Convulsions

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