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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta : “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-fre...

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Santa:i Am A Proud Sardar, My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: Really What Is He Studying? Santa: He Is Not Studying They R Studying Him....

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late For School Again? Santa: Madam, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time.

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? . . . . Banta: Me Too, After U Leave...

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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Santa Was Searching To Download Softwares And Applications For His Nokia 1100

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Come Back Yet! . . . Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else....

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It Was Mealtime On Punjab Airline . Air Hostess : Would You Like Dinner? Banta : What Are My Choices? Air Hostess : Yes Or No,

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Santa:i Planned To Marry A Widow . Banta:gud.when U R Going To Marry? . Santa:after Your Death..!

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Slam Book Filled By Santa 1 Strength : My Wife, Jeeto. 2 Weakness : Banta's Wife, Preeto. 3 Opportunity : When Banta Is On Tour. 4 Threat : When...

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Santa: Kitna Padhey Likhe(qualified) Ho? Banta: B.a. Santa: Saala, 2 Akshar Padha, Woh Bhi Ulta?

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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Banta: What Is The Best Way To See Flying Saucers? Santa: Pinch The Waitress

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Santa Was Smoking In Front Of His Father, Banta- Oye Papa Ke Samne Smoking? Santa- Baap Hi Hai Na? Koi Petrol Pump To Nahi Jo Ud Jaayega.

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn't Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bel...

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Santa (reading From Book Of Facts): Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies? Banta: Why Don't You Use A Mouth Wash?

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Santa And His Wife Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Santa Thinks For A Moment And Tells His Wife: Dear, Let's ...

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Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back. :d...

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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:yes Correct It's James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledg...

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Srdr Shirdiki Ticketlekar Bus Me Chad Gya Or Fir Bus K Andartahalne Laga Condcter-bus Me Kyo Chalrahe Ho? Srdr-shirdi Paidal Janeki Mannat H.

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Manager: Sorry, But I Can't Give U A Job. I Don't Have Any More Work. Santa: That's All Right, Sir. In Fact I'm Just The Right Person In This Case. You See, I ...

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Santa: Malika Sherawat Is Going To Be Married. Banta: Who Is The Lucky Man? Santa: I Am. She Rejected Me.

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Dr. Santa And Engineer Banta Loved Same Girl. Er. Bsnta Started Giving An Apple 2 D Girl Everyday. Dr. Santa: Why? Er. Banta: An Apple A Day Keeps D Doctor Away...

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slap U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Santa: I Wil Not Be Able 2 Attend It. Teacher: Why? Santa: My Mother Wil Not Allow Me 2 Go So Far....

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Santa And Banta Were On An African Safari When A Lion Sprang Out Of Nowhere Draged Banta With His Jaws. Banta: Shoot Him, Shoot Him! Santa: I Can't. I Ran Out ...

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Doctor Tum To Mamuli Pith Dard Bata Rahe Thelekin Tumhari To Dhadkan Bhi Kafi Badhi Hui Hai...banta-wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai.

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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

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Santa And Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Banta: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Santa: Dont Worry, I Have One More..

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Sardar- Dr. Mujhe Badi Ghabrahat Aur Becheni Hoti Hai. Dr.- Kab Hoti Hai?. Sardar- Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai Ki Sab Sardar Ek Jaise Dikhte Hai.!! :-)

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out & Says Yes-no, Yes-no...

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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