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While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole. Banta: R U Ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did U Break Anything? Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here....

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also..

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Sardar- Dr. Mujhe Badi Ghabrahat Aur Becheni Hoti Hai. Dr.- Kab Hoti Hai?. Sardar- Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai Ki Sab Sardar Ek Jaise Dikhte Hai.!! :-)

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesnt Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell...

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Made. Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Dupl...

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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My Computer Is Going Crazy Santa:why, Whats Wrong? Banta: I Dont Have A Keyboard But It Still Gives A Key Board Error.:-d

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Banta Wife Goes To Police Station. Banta Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Santa: Why Don't You C...

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Banta: Have You Noticed That Most Heroes Are Married Man? Santa: Every Married Man Is A Hero.

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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Teacher: Why Are You Late For School Again? Santa: Madam, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time.

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Dr. Santa And Engineer Banta Loved Same Girl. Er. Bsnta Started Giving An Apple 2 D Girl Everyday. Dr. Santa: Why? Er. Banta: An Apple A Day Keeps D Doctor Away...

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Santa Was Inserting Dog's Tail Into Pipe. Banta: Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti. Santa: Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon.

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Santa And His Wife Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Santa Thinks For A Moment And Tells His Wife: Dear, Let's ...

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Santa Ur Son Is Dead. Hearing This Bad News Santa Jumps From 50th Floor... 35th Floor He Realizes: I Don't Have Son... 20th Floor: I'm Not Married..... 3rd F...

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Banta Was D Official Driver Of A Minister. The Minister: Banta Let Me Drive D Car 2day. Banta: Sir, It Is A Car Not D Sarkar Which Anyone Can Drive....

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Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Banta: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoo...

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How Did Santa Tried To Kill A Bird?? He Took It To The Top Of A Building And Dropped It From There To Die.

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My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Santa : Ya I Know Few People Drink Directly From Bottle

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slap U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta : “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-fre...

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Can You Lend Me 2000 Rs? I Need It. Please Help Me Out, I Know You Have It, I Wil Return It .a Banta Asks To Atm Machine???????

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Santa Raise His Bat On 40 Runs Dhoni:- Its Not 50 Or 100 Yet. Santa:- Oye, Tu Chupkar Baarvi Fail. Only Enginners Can Understand The Importance Of Scoring 40....

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Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out, What To Do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.

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Banta: When I Get Mad At You, You Never Fight Back. How Do You Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toot...

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Santa Was Smoking In Front Of His Father, Banta- Oye Papa Ke Samne Smoking? Santa- Baap Hi Hai Na? Koi Petrol Pump To Nahi Jo Ud Jaayega.

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction?

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Bhayanak Reply Of Sardar Wen He Get Wrng Nmbr Tring Tring 1st : Hello Sunny Hai Kya. Sardar: Nahi, Activa Hai, Par Dunga Nahi.

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