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Santa Was Searching To Download Softwares And Applications For His Nokia 1100

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Santa: I�m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta: What�s He Studying? Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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Teacher: Why Are You Late For School Again? Santa: Madam, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time.

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Escalator...

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: D Guy Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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2 Men Were Searching For Their Lost Wife In A Festival. Banta: What Does Your Wife Look Like? Santa: She Is 5′7″, 36-24-36 Sexy Figure, Fair, Sweet,...

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Santa-i Spoke To M.s. Dhoni Yesterday.. Banta-thats Awesome..! What Did He Say?? Santa-wrong Number

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Santa: I Have Swallowed A Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 Months Back! Doctor: What Were You Doing Till Now? Santa: I Was Using Dupl...

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Santa N Banta Are Driving A Car, Santa Puts On The Indicator And Asks Banta To Check Whether Its Working, He Puts His Head Out And Says - Yes...no...yes...no......

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Santa Was Weeping At A Grave, Why Did You Die? Why Did You Die? Your Death Ruined My Life. Banta: For Whom Do You Mourn So Deeply? A Child? A Parent? Wife? Or ...

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Banta Went For Divorce Judge: You Have 3 Kids How Will You Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard Says, Oye.. Idea, Well Come Next Year With 1 More...

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Teachr 2 Sleepy Student:who Invented Steam Engine? Student: What Sir? Teachr:yes Correct It's James Watt Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledg...

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Santa In Plane Going To Bombay, While Landing He Was Excited And Shouted Bombay Bombay Bombay Airhostess Said:- B Silent Santa:- Ok Ombay Ombay Ombay....

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slapped U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Banta Wife Goes To Police Station. Banta Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Santa: Why Don't You C...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office , What About You? Banta: Me Too,after You Leave . :d

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Santa: When I Woke Up This Morning, I Felt Like Going Out And Getting A Job. Banta: Did You? Santa: No. I Stayed In Bed Until The Feeling Passed....

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Santa And Jeeto Were On An African Safari When A Lion Sprang Out Of Nowhere Draged Jeeto With His Jaws. . Jeeto: Shoot Him, Shoot Him! . . . Santa: I Can't. I ...

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Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. Im Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Santa: So, You Are Distantly Related To The Family Next Door, Are You? Banta: Yes, Their Dog Is Our Dog's Brother

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Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife. Banta: To Do Suicide. Santa: But Why Are You Heating It? Banta: To Prevent Infection....

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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction?...

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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Hv Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretary. Kanta: I Don't Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Je...

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Enginring College Me Santa Kutte Ki Puch Lohe K Pipe Me Dal Rha Tha, Sir-murkh Kutte Ki Puch Kbhi Sidhi Nhi Hoti Santa-sir Mai To Pipe Teda Kr Rha Hu...

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Banta Ped Pe Chada To Upar Baithey Bandar Ne Poocha: Upar Kyon Aaya? Banta: Apple Khane. Bandar: Yeh To Aam Ka Ped Hai. Banta: Pata Hai, Apple Saath Laya Hoo...

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Santa: What Is Another Difference Between A Mosquito And A Fly? Banta: A Fly Can Fly But A Mosquito Cannt Mosquito.

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1day Santa Had A Dream,in That Some1 Killed Him.next Day He Closed His Bank A/c. Bcoz Banks Slogan Was We Make Your Dreams Come True

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