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Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Santa: I Wil Not Be Able 2 Attend It. Teacher: Why? Santa: My Mother Wil Not Allow Me 2 Go So Far....

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Banta Went For Divorce Judge: You Have 3 Kids How Will You Divide Them? Banta Thinks Hard Says, Oye.. Idea, Well Come Next Year With 1 More...

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta: “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-free...

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Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. Im Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do? Banta: No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Banta: What Is The Best Way To See Flying Saucers? Santa: Pinch The Waitress

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Santa: So, You Are Distantly Related To The Family Next Door, Are You? Banta: Yes, Their Dog Is Our Dog's Brother

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Santa:i Planned To Marry A Widow . Banta:gud.when U R Going To Marry? . Santa:after Your Death..!

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A Sweet Girl Goes To Banta's Shop And Said: Mujhe Underwear Dikhao. Banta Sharmate Hue: Aaj Pehan Kar Nahin Aaya.

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office , What About You? Banta: Me Too,after You Leave . :d

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Bhayanak Reply Of Sardar Wen He Get Wrng Nmbr Tring Tring 1st : Hello Sunny Hai Kya. Sardar: Nahi, Activa Hai, Par Dunga Nahi.

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Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife. Banta: To Do Suicide. Santa: But Why Are You Heating It? Banta: To Prevent Infection.. :p...

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Teacher: Write A Sentence Using The Word Harassment Banta : When I Was In School Her_ass_meant A Lot To Me .

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Santa : Im A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College. Banta : Whats He Studying? Santa : He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him!

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Santa Went To Temple Saw People Puting Coin In Box Praying Santa: Wow! How Amazing. People Are Talking To God Through Coin Phone Without Receiver...

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Santa And Jeeto Were On An African Safari When A Lion Sprang Out Of Nowhere Draged Jeeto With His Jaws. . Jeeto: Shoot Him, Shoot Him! . . . Santa: I Can't. I ...

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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Teacher: Why Are You Late For School Again? Santa: Madam, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time.

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Santa-yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. :-)

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Three Friends After Exam. Lucky: Yaar I Dont Know Anything, I Left The Paper Blank. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Sh!t Yaar, Teacher Will Think That We 3 Have Copi...

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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Have Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretar. Kanta: I Dont Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Jealous....

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Santa: So, You Are Distantly Related To The Family Next Door, Are You? Banta: Yes, Their Dog Is Our Dog's Brother.

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Tom: Santa Ur Son Died! Hearing Dis Sardar Jumped 4m 50th Floor 35th Floor He Realize: I Have No Son! 20th Floor He Realize: I'm Unmarried! 3rd Floor: S**t...

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Santa : “when You Buy A Note Book There Will Be No Margin In It. Why Is It So?”banta : “simple, It Is Because I Always Buy The Note Book From A Margin-fre...

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A Man Jumped Into Sea,never Came Out 2nd Also Didnt Come Out Santa's Conclusion:man Is Soluble In Water .

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Santa On Long Tour Asks Banta 2 Inform If Anything Unusual Happens At Home. Banta Smss After A Month: D Guy Who Comes 2 Screw Ur Wife Daily, Didnt Come Today....

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Titanic Was Sinking. An Englishman Asked Santa, How Far Is Land? Santa: 2 Kms. Englishman Jumped Into Sea. Englishman: Now, Which Direction? Santa: Downwar...

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta...

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Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction?

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Jeeto Yelled At Santa: U're Gonna B Really Sorry! I'm Going To Leave You! Santa: Make Up Ur Mind, Which One Is It Gonna Be!

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Santa: I Tried Dis New Onion Diet I Read About. Onion 4 Breakfast, Lunch Dinner. Banta: So Did U Lose Any Weight? Santa: No, But I Lost A Lot Of Friends....

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Santa And His Wife Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Santa Thinks For A Moment And Tells His Wife: Dear, Let's ...

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell, Santa Doesn't Turns Up For 4 Days. Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies, I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell ...

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Santa: When I Woke Up This Morning, I Felt Like Going Out And Getting A Job. Banta: Did You? Santa: No. I Stayed In Bed Until The Feeling Passed....

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Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage. Banta: He Probably Got A Lot Of Applause Ven He Got Out. Santa: I Didn't Say He Got O...

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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