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Santa And His Wife Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Santa Thinks For A Moment And Tells His Wife: Dear, Let's ...

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Santa : Oh God ! Please Make New York The Capital City Of Punjab Banta : Why ? Santa : That Is What I Have Written The Exam...

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Santa N Banta Are Driving A Car, Santa Puts On The Indicator And Asks Banta To Check Whether Its Working, He Puts His Head Out And Says - Yes...no...yes...no......

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2 Men Were Searching For Their Lost Wife In A Festival. Banta: What Does Your Wife Look Like? Santa: She Is 5′7″, 36-24-36 Sexy Figure, Fair, Sweet,...

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Santa And Jeeto Were On An African Safari When A Lion Sprang Out Of Nowhere Draged Jeeto With His Jaws. . Jeeto: Shoot Him, Shoot Him! . . . Santa: I Can't. I ...

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Santa-i Spoke To M.s. Dhoni Yesterday.. Banta-thats Awesome..! What Did He Say?? Santa-wrong Number

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Santa Was Searching To Download Softwares And Applications For His Nokia 1100

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A Female Press Reporter Slaps Santa. Banta Standing Near Asks Santa: Y Did She Slapped U? Santa: On Her T-shirt Was Written 'press', So I Just Pressed

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller? Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

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Santa And Banta Went For A Drive. Santa: Hey, Look Out From The Window, Are The Indicators Working Or Not? Banta Puts His Head Out Says Yes-no, Yes-no, Yes-n...

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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word Beans.. My Father Grows Beans, Said One Student. My Father Cooks Beans, Said Another. Then A Little Sard...

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. Strength: My Wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Bantas Wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta Is On Tour. Threat: When I Am On Tour

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Santa Was Weeping At A Grave, Why Did You Die? Why Did You Die? Your Death Ruined My Life. Banta: For Whom Do You Mourn So Deeply? A Child? A Parent? Wife? Or ...

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Santa To Banta: I Have One Good News One Bad News. Good News Is That: Meri Biwi Ka Accedent Ho Gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh Ek Sapna Tha....

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Made. Banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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Santa To Banta: I And My Girlfriend Are Getting Married. Banta: Oh Great, But When Is The Marriage? Santa: I Am Marrying On On 13th Jan And My Girlfriend On...

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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon Wit...

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Santa: I Tried Dis New Onion Diet I Read About. Onion 4 Breakfast, Lunch Dinner. Banta: So Did U Lose Any Weight? Santa: No, But I Lost A Lot Of Friends....

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Santa: I Gave A Moving Performance In Singing.banta: What Do You Mean By Moving Performance?santa: Everyone Moved Out Of Theatre.

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Srdr Shirdiki Ticketlekar Bus Me Chad Gya Or Fir Bus K Andartahalne Laga Condcter-bus Me Kyo Chalrahe Ho? Srdr-shirdi Paidal Janeki Mannat H.

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A Man To Santa: Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife In Your Home. Santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man And Said: Hes Not My...

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Banta: What Is The Difference Between A Nail And A Boxer? Santa: One Gets Knocked In The Other Gets Knocked Out.

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Santa: Why Are You Crying? Banta: The Elephant Is Dead. Santa: Was He Your Pet? Banta: No, But I'm The One Who Has To Dig His Grave.

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Santa: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Made.banta: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance?

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Lady To Inspector Santa: My Husband Went To Buy Potatos 5 Days Ago, He Hasn't Came Back Yet! Santa: Why Don't U Cook Something Else?

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? Banta: Me Too, After U Leave.

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Santa Asks Banta How Was Yur Exam?banta: It Was Ok-but I Could Not Ans. Past Tense Of Think-i Thought, Thuoght & Finally Wrote Thunk-!

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.

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Banta Wife Goes To Police Station. Banta Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Santa: Why Don't You C...

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U? . . . . Banta: Me Too, After U Leave...

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Santa Laughing Behind Banta At Atm Centre Santa: I've Seen Ur Password Banta: Wht Is It..? Santa: Its 4 Stars ****. Banta: U R Wrong Its 5253...

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Santa Falls In Love With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: I Luv U Sister.

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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank's Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True......

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Banta Wanted Twins. So What Did He Do? He Made Two Holes In The Condom.

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Santa-yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. :-)

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yaar... Naag Do Not Punch Me....

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