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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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Mr. Bean Went To Sleep. What Did He Become?????? Dont Throw Ur Cell After Reading Answer,,,,,,,,,, Soya Bean...:-)

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Mr.bean's Dad Came Frm Usa.. Dad: Whr S Mommy?.. Mr.bean: Mom Died 6 Mnths Befr... Dad: Y Didn't U Infrm Me?? . . . Mr.bean: To Giv U A Surprise...!!!...

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, You've Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6!!...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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Mr.bean: All Over My Body Wherever I Press I Have Pain Doctor: Whole Body Scan Result Of Scan: Finger Fractured!!!

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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Mr.bean Made A Call To The Hospital To Inquire About His Wife.... But The Call Went To Cricket Stadium Instead.... He Asked What Is The Condition...? Bean Had ...

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While In A Drug Store Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? ... Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The...

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At An Atm Machine... Friend : What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend : Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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At An Atm Machine: Friend: What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Bean's Viva Turn. Sir: Expln Ohms Law. Bean: Sir, I Dnt Knw Ful. I Only Know Last Part Of It. Sir: K Tell Watever U Knw. Bean: This Is Called Ohms Law....

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Do U Kn0w Da Wife Of Mr. Bean?.. Abrila.. Abrila Bean Da 1 Hu Sang Da Hey Hey , U U I Want 2 Be Ur Grlfnd Abrila Bean.. :d...

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Friend: How Many Women Do U Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Better And 4 Worse..

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Chatting With His Friend: Friend: How Was The Tape You Borrowed From Me, Is It Ok? Mr. Bean: What Do You Mean Ok, I Thought Its A Horror Film. I Didnt See A...

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Teacher : What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean : 9 Teacher : What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean : Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twisted The Figure, The Answer Is 6 !...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The ...

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Mr. Bean While In Grade School: Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twiste...

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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Mr Bean In Maths Class: Teacher: If 1000kg = 1ton Then How Much Ton Is 3000kg?? Mr Bean : Ton ! Ton! Ton! Bean Rockzzzzzzz

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party, They Told Him That He Must Put Brown Tie Only. When He Went To Party He Was Shocked? Other Were Wearing Pants Shirts Als...

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