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Boys Have Fun By Teasing Girlz, Den Girlz Cry Fr Few Mins. Girls Have Fun By Loving Boyz Den Boyz Cry Fr Life Time Funny But Its A Fact...

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Dad, What Does A V****a Look Like Before S*x? A Pink Rose With Loveley Details. And After S*x? Boy, Ever Seen A Bulldog Eating Maiyonnaise?...

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I Want Triplets You Want Twins.lets Get In Bed And See Who Wins!

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This Is A Hole That Never Heals, The More You Rub It The Better It Feels, And All The Soap From Here To H**l Can Never Get Rid Of That F**kin Smell

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A Girl In A Bed Spreads Her Legs Wide And Asks The Guy Do You Know What I Want...... Guy--- I Know You Naughty You Want To Sleep Alone On Entire Bed.......

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It Is The Sweetest Thing To Do. Do It In The Bed, On A Sofa, In The Bedroom Or Anywhere. U Must Never Stop Doing It. It Is Prayer. God Blesses You.

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Innkeeper: The Room Is $15. A Night. It's $5. If You Make Your Own Bed. Guest: I'll Make My Own Bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll Get You Some Nails And Wood....

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Se* Is Like A Maths Test: Me Plus U Subtracked The Cloths Add The Bed Divied The Legs Multiply The O*****s Fancy A Maths Test??

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There Is Hot S*x. Fast S*x. Group S*x. Safe S*x. Eather S*x. Telephone S*x And For People Wiv A Face Like Urs Theres.............masturbation

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Q: Why Do Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping Never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying The Bill Does.

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There Are Two Brothers, Sharing A Bunk Bed Big Brother Says, Me And My Girl Friend Are Makin Sandwiches. The Little Brother Hears The Girlfriend Laughing Litt...

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Years Ago I Came Into This World N***d Screaming My Goodness! Now Things Have Changed.. When Im N***d Somebody Else Does The Screaming!...

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Roses R Red, Pickeles R Green, Open Ur Legs, I'll Lick U Clean.

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Girl Sitting On A Park Bench. Funny Begger: Hi Darling...! She Angrily: How Dare U Call Me As Darling....? Begger: Then Wat R U Doing On My Bed............

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After Great S*x She Lies There Stroking His *beep*, He Looks At Her And Asks If She Wants More S*x, She Looks Back At Him And Says No Im Just Admirin Ur *beep* ...

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Condom Flavours : . Nike Condoms: Just Do It. . Mentos Condoms: The Freshmaker. . Kfc Condoms: Finger-licking Good. . Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, Mm Good. . Doub...

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John Jim Were Having Anal S*x When John Says I've Aids. Dear God Cries Jim. Only Messing Says John, I Just Love The Way U Tighten Your A**e When I Say It

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Three Tampons Walk Down The Road, Which One Says Hi? None! They're All Stuck Up C**ts.

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A Banana And A Vibrator Sitting On A Bedside Table. Banana Says To Vibrator 'i Don't Know Why You're Shaking, She's Gonna F**king Eat Me!

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Old Chinese Proverb Says Man With Erection Walking Through Door Sideways Is Always Going To Bangkok

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Hold It Gently Put 2 Fingrs If Dey Dnt Fit Fos Dem In If De Holes Big Enaf Put3 Muv Up Down Slowly.. Ooh Yes.. Can U Fil It? Dats How U Wash A Glass...

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A Couple Were In Bedroom ..girl Says To Her Bf,'i Wish I Had Bigger T*ts'. The Bf Says I Recommend To Get Some Toilet Tissue N Rub It Betwn Your T*ts For 2 Mont...

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Good Girls Blush During Love Scenes In A Movie. Bad Girls Know They Could Do It In Better Way. Good Girls Prefer The Missionary Position While $ex. Bad Girls D...

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Oral S*x Can Be So Fine When Ur In A 69 U Start 2 Moan Shake Quiver Til U C*m Like A River When Ur Done Don't Be Insane Just Wipe Ur Kn*b Start Again...

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,which The Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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If You Want Breakfast In Bed, You Should Sleep In The Kitchen.

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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her Clearing B.ed Exams,whichthe Father Receives As:father, Your Daughter Has Been Successful In Bed.

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The Short Word To Tel I Wan Fck U Is I Wnt 2 X U

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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Do You Know That You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds

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