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To Confuse A Blonde Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of Mms Why Does This Work? Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W?

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Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) We Are In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)

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What Does A Blond Say When She Wakes Up? I Got To Go Home!

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What Do You Call A Blond With Pigtails? A Blowjob With Handle Bars!

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Top 10 Blond Inventions: The Water-proof Towel Solar Powered Flashlight Submarine Screen Door A Book On How To Read Inflatable Dart Board A Dictionary Ind...

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Top 10 Blond Inventions: The Water-proof Towel Solar Powered Flashlight Submarine Screen Door A Book On How To Read Inflatable Dart Board A Dictionary Ind...

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How Can U Tell If A Blond's Been On Your Computer? There's Tipex On The Screen! How Can U Tell If She's Come Back After? There's Writing Over The Tipex. Lo...

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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Q: Why Cant Blondes Make Ice Cubes? A: Because They Always Forget The Recipe...

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Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. Dirty Mind Its When U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Why Cant A Blond Dial 911? Because She Cant Find The 11 On The Phone!

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A Blonde Takes Her Car To A Mechanic, He Says It's Nothing Serious, Just S**t In The Air Filter. She Says Oh Good, So How Many Times A Day Do I Have To Do That?...

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