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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon? Other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Ideaim New To This City..

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Hello Stupid? How R U Stupid? D'not Get Angry Stupid? Stupid Means: S- Supe T- Talented U- Unique P- Personality I- In D- Demand... Now Reply Stupid.....

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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Mother Said If Some One Kissed You Say Don't If He Huged You Say Stop. Girl Said He Kissed Me And Huged Me So I Said Don't Stop......

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Why Cant A Blond Dial 911? Because She Cant Find The 11 On The Phone!

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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Aa Aaa Aaaa Aaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaa Aaaa Aaa Aa A Aaaanchhooo..!! Sorry!! Actually The Weather Is Very Bad..!! Take ...

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What Do You Call A Blond With Pigtails? A Blowjob With Handle Bars!

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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!

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For Every Idiot There Is An Equal And Opposite Idiot! They Are Called Friends. . . Just Like U And Me. . ............

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Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) We Are In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)

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Foreman: To Treat Patients We Became Doctors. House: No, We Treat Diseases Physicians. Treating Patients Is What Makes Doctors Miserable.

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What's The Difference Between Love, True Love And Showing Off? Spitting, Swallowing And Gargling..

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A Guy Donated Blood To His Girlfriend. After A While They Broke Up And He Wanted It Back. The Girl Threw A Pad At Him And Said.- 'ill Pay U Back In Monthly...

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A Great Line Written On A Blonde's T-shirt,just Below Her Bo0bs : : : : : : : : : I Wish These Were My Brains

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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.

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Q: What Do Ufo's And Smart Blondes Have In Common? A: You Keep Hearing About Them, But Never See Any.

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What Do You Call A Really Smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever

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A Police Officer Stops A Blondes For Speeding And Asks Her For Licenseshe Repiles In Huff I Wish You Guys Would Get You Act Togeher.just Yesterday You Take M...

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() () ( 'o' ) Hello! () () Wishing You... G O O D Morning, G O O D Afternoon, G O O D Evening, G O O D Night, Appada! To...

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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.

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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Read Twice- If U Think Of Sum1 To Share Ur Happines, U Luv Dat Persn Alot.. N If U Think Of Sum1 In Tears To Melt Ur Pain,dat Persn Luvs U A Lot..!!...

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What Does A Blond Say When She Wakes Up? I Got To Go Home!

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have A One More.

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something About Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Santa: They Were 4 Best Friends..

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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...

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One Boy Took A Girl To An Empty House. The Girl Was Too Hot She Was Wearing A Transparent Dress Through Which Everything Was Visible. The Girl Laid On D Bed And...

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Why Don't Blonds Play Frisbee? It Hurts Their Teeth.

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