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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...
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Man: Do You Want To Dance? Woman: No Man: Sorry, I Think You Misheard Me...i Said, You Look Fat In Those Pants.
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In Math, It's Never A Question Of Who, What, When, Why Or How... Its Always A Question Of Huh?
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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!
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Sardar: Excuse Me, What Time Is It ?? Man: 3 Pm Sardar: Thats So Weird, I Have Been Asking This All Day And Each Time I Get A Different Answer.
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If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building With The Same Velocity, Each Travelling At A Parallel Speed Relative To One Another, Who Lands First? The Brunet...
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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....
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Q: 17 Blondes Stand Out Side A Workout Room, Why Don't They Go In? A: The Sign Says Must Be 18 To Enter.
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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To...
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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...
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How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy All Day? Put Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Sit In The Corner
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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken
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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!
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() () ( 'o' ) Hello! () () Wishing You... G O O D Morning, G O O D Afternoon, G O O D Evening, G O O D Night, Appada! To...
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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell. Do You Know Why.? Bcoz, He Wanted To Win The No-bell Prize..
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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm... Banta, Who Was Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It's ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It's 1394.
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Black Is A Color. White Is Also A Color.... Then Black And White Tv Is Not A Color Tv.......
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Q: What Did The Blond Do When She Missed The 66 Bus? A: She Took The 33 Bus Twice Instead.
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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?
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Your Mother Uses Your Fathers One Your Aunt Uses Your Uncles Your Grandma Uses You Grandpas Your Sister Uses You Brother In Laws Guess What Is It?? Surname...
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What's The Difference Between Love, True Love And Showing Off? Spitting, Swallowing And Gargling..
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I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That....... * She Called Me To Get My Phone Number. * She Spent 20 Minutes Looking At The Orange Juice Box Because It Said ...
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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!
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20 Of The Population Is Now Drinking Coffee, 60 Is Having S*x, 19 Is Watching Television And One Yokel Is Now Holding His Mobile In His Hand
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Whenever I Wanna Fall In Luv Wit My Books, My Bed Falls In Luv Wit Me Thats True Love) Mera Bed B Na, Bahut Jyada Posesive Hai.... -)
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The Word Hello Means H=how R U? E=everything All Right? L=like 2 Hear 4rm U. L=love 2 C U Soon. O=obviously, I Miss You....
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Santa : Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying.... When A Person Asked What He Was Doing.... He Replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!!
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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon? Other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Ideaim New To This City..
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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.
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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Square B*****s? A: Because She Forgot To Take The Tissues Out Of The Box.
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90 Years Old Man And 86 Years Old Lady Becames With Love ,old Man Sucking After The Ten Minutes Old Man Is Died . Why?????? Because Due To The Expired Milk........
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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......
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Mom To Daughter : Why Are You Pregnent ? Daughter : This Is Our College Project About Miracles Of Life Mom : Tell Me Who Is The Father Of This Kid ? Daughte...
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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun...
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Numberical Value Of L+o+v+e Is 54, F+r+i+e+n+d+s+h+i+p Is 108. So Friendship Is 2 Times Greater Than Love. Loose The Love But Don't Loose Friendship.....
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-attitude Shayari Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well..! Wah-wah... Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well... . . . . Those Who Dont Know Me, Jst Go 2 H**l-)...
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