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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm... Banta, Who Was Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It's ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It's 1394.

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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...

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Why Did The Blonde Cross The Road? I Don't Know. Neither Did He.

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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A Blonde Takes Her Car To A Mechanic, He Says It's Nothing Serious, Just S**t In The Air Filter. She Says Oh Good, So How Many Times A Day Do I Have To Do That?...

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Q: 17 Blondes Stand Out Side A Workout Room, Why Don't They Go In? A: The Sign Says Must Be 18 To Enter.

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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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Santa Wanted To Become A Great Man Like Newton. After Long Research He Made The Fourth Law Of Motion !! . . . . Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Moti...

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Q : What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? A : She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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Once A Guy Is Smoking Near A Woman. She Asks That There Is Warning In Cigarette Packet Warning Injurious To Health. He Replied That As A Computer Programmer I ...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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I Have A New Kodak Camera Ur Snap Please... Don't Move Steady Smile :) Ready Click Ohh Ho Those Who Live In Ones Heart Cant Have A Snap!!!

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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

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Don't Admire Your Beauty Too Much Infront Of Mirror! Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love Seeing Your Beauty...! Next Joke Tomorrow At The Same Time!...

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help

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Q: Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Whenever I Wanna Fall In Luv Wit My Books, My Bed Falls In Luv Wit Me Thats True Love) Mera Bed B Na, Bahut Jyada Posesive Hai.... -)

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How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy All Day? Put Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Sit In The Corner

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What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You? You Pick It Up Pull The Pin Throw It Back.

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Blonde Wife: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Prepared. Annoyed Husband: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance...?!

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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What Is The Similarity Between A Pain Is And A Matchstick? Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.......

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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What's The Blondes Idea Of Safe S*x? Locking The Car Door.

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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A Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Short Skirt Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject N Short Enough To Create Interest.

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Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something About Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Santa: They Were 4 Best Friends..

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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90 Years Old Man And 86 Years Old Lady Becames With Love ,old Man Sucking After The Ten Minutes Old Man Is Died . Why?????? Because Due To The Expired Milk........

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A U R Attractive B U R The Best C U R Cute D U R Dear 2 Me E U R Excellent F U R Funny G U R Good-looking H Hehehe I I'm J Joking

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A Management Student/ Boy Hugs A Girl.. Girl: What Is This? Boy: Direct Marketing, *girl Slaps The Boy* Boy: What Is This? Girl: Customer Feed Back!

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Numberical Value Of L+o+v+e Is 54, F+r+i+e+n+d+s+h+i+p Is 108. So Friendship Is 2 Times Greater Than Love. Loose The Love But Don't Loose Friendship.....

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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