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How Do You Make A Blonde's Eyes Sparkle? Shine A Torch Into Her Ear...

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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When Some 1 Touch U And U Dont Feel It It Iz (ignorance) Ven Sum1 Touchs U And U Feel It 'it Iz ( Love ) Ven Nobody Touch U But U Feel It It Iz ''''itching...

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer? The Joystick Is Wet.

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Smart Blonde And A Ufo? A: There Have Been Sightings Of Ufos.

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Note This Is An Adult Sms, Only Those Who're Above 18 Scroll Down . . . . . . . Local Govt. Elections Are Coming Please Vote!...

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Q: How Many Blondes Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? A: 2. 1 To Hold The Diet Irn-bru And The Other To Call On 'daddddyyy'

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Q: How Does A Stereotypical Blonde Spell Farm? A: E-i-e-i-o.

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Whenever I Wanna Fall In Luv Wit My Books, My Bed Falls In Luv Wit Me Thats True Love) Mera Bed B Na, Bahut Jyada Posesive Hai.... -)

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Q : What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A : Far-from-thinking

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A Girl Was Dead Her Soul Was Takn 2 Heaven. God Was Shockd To C Her Heart Beating.. Girl Replied: Only I Was Dead But My Lover Still Lives In My Heart . An...

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios? Oh, Look!! Donut Seeds!!

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As A Person U R: = Adorable = Sweet = Simple = Honest = Obedient = Loveable = Excellent ****** In Short U R An A*****e!

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Mom To Daughter : Why Are You Pregnent ? Daughter : This Is Our College Project About Miracles Of Life Mom : Tell Me Who Is The Father Of This Kid ? Daughte...

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.

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Brunette : Do You Know That Christmas Is On A Friday This Year? Blondie : Oh, Let's Hope It's Not Going To Be The 13th! Brunette : Go Away!

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On A Rainy Day, A Man Was Stnding Wid A Book 4 Sale. A Yng Man Cme N He Bght D Bok For 100$. Man Said Dont Open Last Page Of This Othrwse Ull Face Prblm He...

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Do U Know The Fullform Of College- Do U Know The Fullform Of College- C-come,o-on,l-lets, L-love, E-each,g-girl,e-equally......thats Why Boys Go To College Regu...

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At Scene Of A Bomb Blast, A Man Was Crying: Oh God ! I've Lost My Hand. Sardar: Control Your Self. Dont Cry, He Has Lost His Head, Is He Crying ???

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Wat If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You ? . . . . . . . Remove The Pin And Throw It Back.

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What Is The Difference Between Monky Donky? Monky Save This Msg Donky Delet This Msg. Choice Is Yours! Keep Thinking Hoop-hoop Ya Honchi-honchi. :-p

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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Have Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretar. Kanta: I Dont Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Jealous....

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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p

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Q. What Would Confuse A G*y An Apple Confused I Knew It

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What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You? You Pick It Up Pull The Pin Throw It Back.

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Wats D Difference Between Secretary Personal Secretary?? . . . Secretary: Gud Morning Sir!! Personal Secretary: Enough Sir, It's Morning!!:)

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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Going Blond Desert And Bears Masinos Dureles.sutinka Man Who Asks. Why Would Not Associate The Door? Style: -if You Will Be Able To Open A Hot Window.

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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...

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If You Need Advice, Text Me... If You Need A Friend, Call Me... If You Need Me, Come To Me... If You Need Money... ........... The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached...

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Blonde To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Blonde: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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The Patrolman Was Sitting Behind The Billboard Eating A Donut When He Saw A Blonde Running By With A Bicycle. He Stopped Her And Said, Miss, Why Are You Ru...

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Black Is A Color. White Is Also A Color.... Then Black And White Tv Is Not A Color Tv.......

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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