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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....
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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.
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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...
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A Very Funny Beautiful Girl Was A College Student. Once Very Funny Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Very Funny Girl : One Boy Was Followi...
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Whenever I Wanna Fall In Luv Wit My Books, My Bed Falls In Luv Wit Me Thats True Love) Mera Bed B Na, Bahut Jyada Posesive Hai.... -)
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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk
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If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building With The Same Velocity, Each Travelling At A Parallel Speed Relative To One Another, Who Lands First? The Brunet...
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How Fast Can You Guess The Words ??? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3. F_ _k 4. P_ N_s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answer :- 1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse...
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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...
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Amir: 1 Coffee How Much? Hritick: Rs5 Amir : In Opposite Shop They Are Giving For 50 Ps. Hritick Lossu That Is Zerox Copy
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A Dumb Blonde, And A Smart Blonde Both Jump Of A Cliff At The Same Time. Who Hits The Ground First? The Dumb Blonde, Because There Is No Such Thing As A Smart ...
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Are U Free Now? Wen U Get Time Cal Me.i Need To Talk To U About Something Personal... Dont Tell Anybody I M Selling Taj Mahal ? Do You Want ?
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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.
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Q: What Do Ufo's And Smart Blondes Have In Common? A: You Keep Hearing About Them, But Never See Any.
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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...
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Q: Why Do Blondes Love Lightning? A: They Reckon Somebody Is Taking Their Photo.
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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.
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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...
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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...
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A Blonde Takes Her Car To A Mechanic, He Says It's Nothing Serious, Just S**t In The Air Filter. She Says Oh Good, So How Many Times A Day Do I Have To Do That?...
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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice For Two Hours? Because The Can Said Concentrate On It.
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For Every Idiot There Is An Equal And Opposite Idiot! They Are Called Friends. . . Just Like U And Me. . ............
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One Tourist From U.s.a. Asked To Sardar: Any Great Man Born In This Village??? Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
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In New Delhi, Blue-line Buses Are Notorious For Killing People In Accidents. Today A Blue-line Bus Driver Saved 2 Lives. Howz That Possible? . . . He Di...
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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.
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Blonde's Daughter Comes Home With A Smart Sardar Boy. She Introduces Sardarji With Blonde. Blonde: So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Sardar: Not Reall...
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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.
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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!
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German Soldier:sir,v R Surrounded By Enemies On All Sides Hitler:excellent V Can Attack In Any Direction!! Attitude Decide Life..
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Cynthia Was At Her Blonde Friends House The Other Day, And She Said, You Know, I Have To Ask, Why Do You Have A Full Portrait Of Yourself Above Your Bathro...
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Q: How Do You Know A Blonde Has Robbed Your House? A: You Notice The Microwave Is Gone, But A Note Is There In It's Place Saying: Thanks For The Tv
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It's With Tremendous Sadness That I Report A Local Blond Girl Has Lost 95 Of Her Brains....yes, Her Husband Just Died.
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A Girl Was Dead Her Soul Was Takn 2 Heaven. God Was Shockd To C Her Heart Beating.. Girl Replied: Only I Was Dead But My Lover Still Lives In My Heart . An...
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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.
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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )
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