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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy All Day? Put Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Sit In The Corner

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Q: Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly

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In A 1oo Meter Race,it Was Announced . 1 . 2 . 3 . Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? . Santa: My No Is 4! ...

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Q: What Do You Get When You Offer A Blonde A Penny For Her Thoughts? A: Change.

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Q : What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A : Far-from-thinking

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Top 10 Blond Inventions: The Water-proof Towel Solar Powered Flashlight Submarine Screen Door A Book On How To Read Inflatable Dart Board A Dictionary Ind...

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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Square B*****s? A: Because She Forgot To Take The Tissues Out Of The Box.

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have A One More.

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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5 Men Are Raping A Woman..the Woman Is Laughing Nonstop.so After Sometime The Men Get Bugged N Ask Her Y Is She Laughn.she Replies,i Have Aids.

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Dracula Prayed To God In My Next Birth I Want To Be A White Angel With Wings But Still Suck Blood God Granted His Wish And Made Him Stay Free Ultra Wings

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet !...

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What Does A Blond Say When She Wakes Up? I Got To Go Home!

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Santa : Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying.... When A Person Asked What He Was Doing.... He Replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!!

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What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg ? Think .... Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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A Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Short Skirt Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject N Short Enough To Create Interest.

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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When Some 1 Touch U And U Dont Feel It It Iz (ignorance) Ven Sum1 Touchs U And U Feel It 'it Iz ( Love ) Ven Nobody Touch U But U Feel It It Iz ''''itching...

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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.

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What Is The Difference Between Monky Donky? Monky Save This Msg Donky Delet This Msg. Choice Is Yours! Keep Thinking Hoop-hoop Ya Honchi-honchi. :-p

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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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A Blonde Ordered A Pizza And The Pizza Guy Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces. Blonde Repliessix, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces.

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A Blonde Calls 911 And Says, My House Is On Fire!! The Lady On Other End Of Line Says,'how Do We Get To Your House? The Blonde Says,in The Big Red Truck,duh!!...

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A Blonde Keeps Walking Down Her Drive To Her Mail Box. She Keeps Doing This Until Her Neighbour Asks Her Why She Is Doing That. The Blonde Replies My Computer...

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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help

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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Nurse: Dr, Ur Wife's Phone. Dr:iam Busy, What's The Mater. Nur:she Want's 2 Kiss U. Dr: I Don't Have Time, U Take Her Kiss Give Me Later......!!

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk

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Q: Why Was The Blondes' Belly Button Sore ? A: Because Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.

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