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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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How Do Blonde Brain Cells Die ? Alone.

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...

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Wat If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You ? . . . . . . . Remove The Pin And Throw It Back.

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A U R Attractive B U R The Best C U R Cute D U R Dear 2 Me E U R Excellent F U R Funny G U R Good-looking H Hehehe I I'm J Joking

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Blonde: Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Blow-up Doll? A: Around 2 Cans Of Hair Spray.

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If Your Naughty Go 2 Your Room, If You Wanna Be Naughty Then Go 2 Mine.

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A Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Short Skirt Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject N Short Enough To Create Interest.

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A Banker Confused About Maths, Asks His Lady Secretary: If I Give U 3 Millions Deducting 17, How Much Would U Be Takin Off? Lady: Every Thing, Even My Panty.!...

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Foreman: To Treat Patients We Became Doctors. House: No, We Treat Diseases Physicians. Treating Patients Is What Makes Doctors Miserable.

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.

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Aa Aaa Aaaa Aaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaa Aaaa Aaa Aa A Aaaanchhooo..!! Sorry!! Actually The Weather Is Very Bad..!! Take ...

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice For Two Hours? Because The Can Said Concentrate On It.

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Once One Blonde Says To Another: - Do You Know Where The Lost Light Comes On In The Kitchen, When To Turn It Off? - No ... - Come To Show You. Blond Turn Of...

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Small Boy Pulls Down His Nikker And Asks A Girl Do U Have This Little Girl Lifts Her Skirt,then Says My Mom Says If U Have This Then U Can Have Plenty Of Those...

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!

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Teacher- Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women What V Learn From This? Students-v Should Stop Waisting Time In Studies And Find A Women..

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Q: What Do You Get When You Offer A Blonde A Penny For Her Thoughts? A: Change.

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Son Asks Difference Between Confidence And Confidential Dad Tells, You Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Too My Son, Thats Confidential..........

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Teacher- What Is Ur Father Name? Student- William Google! Teacher- What Was That? Student- When Me And My Brother Went To Some Where He Finds Us Easily!!!!

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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......

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The Problem With Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries, Coke Is That- Few Moments On Your Lips, Forever On Your Hips...!!

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have A One More.

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What Is The Difference Between Monky Donky? Monky Save This Msg Donky Delet This Msg. Choice Is Yours! Keep Thinking Hoop-hoop Ya Honchi-honchi. :-p

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Hi.. Idiot...!!! Don't Be Angry Dear!!! Idiot Means I=i D=d I=i O=o T=t Idiot Means Idiot! Nothing Else! U Idiot!!!...

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Tip-toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? A : So She Wouldn't Wake Up The Sleeping Pills

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Nurse: Dr, Ur Wife's Phone. Dr:iam Busy, What's The Mater. Nur:she Want's 2 Kiss U. Dr: I Don't Have Time, U Take Her Kiss Give Me Later......!!

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Why Cant A Blond Dial 911? Because She Cant Find The 11 On The Phone!

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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?

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Don't Admire Your Beauty Too Much Infront Of Mirror! Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love Seeing Your Beauty...! Next Joke Tomorrow At The Same Time!...

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