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The Problem With Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries, Coke Is That- Few Moments On Your Lips, Forever On Your Hips...!!
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Q: What Do Ufo's And Smart Blondes Have In Common? A: You Keep Hearing About Them, But Never See Any.
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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......
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Girl To Her Boyfriend: Very Nice Mobile!!. Where Did You Buy It? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: Woww How Many People Participated? Boy: Well, It ...
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Call Me. Present Tense Called Me-past Tense Wil Cal Me-future Tense Just Taught U Grammar. Snd 2 Al Check Hw Mny Fools Wil Call U!...
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German Soldier:sir,v R Surrounded By Enemies On All Sides Hitler:excellent V Can Attack In Any Direction!! Attitude Decide Life..
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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time
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What Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls And Not There In Babies??? The Letter L What U Thinking..?? Dirty Mind
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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell. Do You Know Why.? Bcoz, He Wanted To Win The No-bell Prize..
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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Blonde: Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...
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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...
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Nurse: Dr, Ur Wife's Phone. Dr:iam Busy, What's The Mater. Nur:she Want's 2 Kiss U. Dr: I Don't Have Time, U Take Her Kiss Give Me Later......!!
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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!
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I Cannot Hide This From U Any More. I Don't Want 2 Hurt U And I Feel It's Best If I Tell U, Before You Hear It From Someone Else ............ Potato Prices Have...
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To Confuse A Blonde Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of Mms Why Does This Work? Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W?
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Why Newton Was Shocked Wen He Saw A Beautiful Girl N**e..? Ans: He Found Something In His Pant Going Up Against His Own ' Law Of Gravity'....
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Ques. What Is The Difference Between A Pregnant Woman And A Light Bulb? Ans. U Can Unscrew A Light Bulb
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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet !...
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If You Need Advice, Text Me... If You Need A Friend, Call Me... If You Need Me, Come To Me... If You Need Money... ........... The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached...
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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do Wid $1 What A Fool Does Wid $100-just As V Complete Our Syllabus In 1 Day And Our Teachers Try In 1 Yr. We Rock!!!!!!
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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*
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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken
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Read Twice- If U Think Of Sum1 To Share Ur Happines, U Luv Dat Persn Alot.. N If U Think Of Sum1 In Tears To Melt Ur Pain,dat Persn Luvs U A Lot..!!...
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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: Give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back....
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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Titanic? A: They Know How Many Men Went Down On The Titanic.
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What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios? Oh, Look!! Donut Seeds!!
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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To...
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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p
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You Only U... All Over My Mind... If U Search My Heart... You Only U... You Will Find...
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Q: What Did The Blond Do When She Missed The 66 Bus? A: She Took The 33 Bus Twice Instead.
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Wats D Difference Between Secretary Personal Secretary?? . . . Secretary: Gud Morning Sir!! Personal Secretary: Enough Sir, It's Morning!!:)
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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.
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Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also..
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It's With Tremendous Sadness That I Report A Local Blond Girl Has Lost 95 Of Her Brains....yes, Her Husband Just Died.
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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.
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