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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: Give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back....

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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Don't Admire Your Beauty Too Much Infront Of Mirror! Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love Seeing Your Beauty...! Next Joke Tomorrow At The Same Time!...

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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Square B*****s? A: Because She Forgot To Take The Tissues Out Of The Box.

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() () ( 'o' ) Hello! () () Wishing You... G O O D Morning, G O O D Afternoon, G O O D Evening, G O O D Night, Appada! To...

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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d

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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! ...girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Br...

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Dont You Find It Funny That After Monday(m) And Tuesday(t), The Rest Of The Week Says Wtf?

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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What Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls And Not There In Babies??? The Letter L What U Thinking..?? Dirty Mind

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Q: What Do You Get When You Offer A Blonde A Penny For Her Thoughts? A: Change.

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Blow-up Doll? A: Around 2 Cans Of Hair Spray.

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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Keep A Coat Hanger In Her Back Seat? A: In Case She Locks The Keys In Her Car.

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-attitude Shayari Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well..! Wah-wah... Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well... . . . . Those Who Dont Know Me, Jst Go 2 H**l-)...

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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer? The Joystick Is Wet.

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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The Patrolman Was Sitting Behind The Billboard Eating A Donut When He Saw A Blonde Running By With A Bicycle. He Stopped Her And Said, Miss, Why Are You Ru...

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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Aa Aaa Aaaa Aaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaa Aaaa Aaa Aa A Aaaanchhooo..!! Sorry!! Actually The Weather Is Very Bad..!! Take ...

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Tintumon Was In The Bath Tub, And His Mom Was Washing His Hair. She Said To Him, Wow, Your Hair Is Growing So Fast! You Need A Haircut Again. Tintumon Replied,...

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem And Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl = Problem ! 1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent !

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun...

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Cynthia Was At Her Blonde Friends House The Other Day, And She Said, You Know, I Have To Ask, Why Do You Have A Full Portrait Of Yourself Above Your Bathro...

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If You Need Advice, Text Me... If You Need A Friend, Call Me... If You Need Me, Come To Me... If You Need Money... ........... The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached...

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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- Who Lives Blondes Head? - Rodents, Which Are Bothering The Brain. - And What They Are Doing There Now? - Dying Of Starvation ...

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Q: What Do You Call A Blonde Holding A Brief Case, Up A Tree? A: The Branch Manager.

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Once A Guy Is Smoking Near A Woman. She Asks That There Is Warning In Cigarette Packet Warning Injurious To Health. He Replied That As A Computer Programmer I ...

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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Q: How Do You Know A Blonde Has Robbed Your House? A: You Notice The Microwave Is Gone, But A Note Is There In It's Place Saying: Thanks For The Tv

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk

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