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Tintumon Was In The Bath Tub, And His Mom Was Washing His Hair. She Said To Him, Wow, Your Hair Is Growing So Fast! You Need A Haircut Again. Tintumon Replied,...

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Amir: 1 Coffee How Much? Hritick: Rs5 Amir : In Opposite Shop They Are Giving For 50 Ps. Hritick Lossu That Is Zerox Copy

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Boy: Do U Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah Boy:oh..its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You're Kidding.it Work Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well,u Try...go Write Your Cell Phone N...

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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help

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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............

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The Problem With Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries, Coke Is That- Few Moments On Your Lips, Forever On Your Hips...!!

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why Are You Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Years Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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What Do You Call A Blond With Pigtails? A Blowjob With Handle Bars!

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A Dumb Blonde, And A Smart Blonde Both Jump Of A Cliff At The Same Time. Who Hits The Ground First? The Dumb Blonde, Because There Is No Such Thing As A Smart ...

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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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Dont You Find It Funny That After Monday(m) And Tuesday(t), The Rest Of The Week Says Wtf?

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Q: Why Couldn't The Blonde Manage To Make Ice-cubes? A: She Couldn't Find The Recipe.

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Blonde Wife: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Prepared. Annoyed Husband: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance...?!

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Q: What Is A Kisss?????? A: Very Simple, It Is An Inquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.....

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In A 1oo Meter Race,it Was Announced . 1 . 2 . 3 . Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? . Santa: My No Is 4! ...

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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Blonde To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Blonde: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Found She Was Pregnant? Is It Mine?.

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A Blonde Calls 911 And Says, My House Is On Fire!! The Lady On Other End Of Line Says,'how Do We Get To Your House? The Blonde Says,in The Big Red Truck,duh!!...

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Q : What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? A : She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain

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Are U Free Now? Wen U Get Time Cal Me.i Need To Talk To U About Something Personal... Dont Tell Anybody I M Selling Taj Mahal ? Do You Want ?

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When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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Numberical Value Of L+o+v+e Is 54, F+r+i+e+n+d+s+h+i+p Is 108. So Friendship Is 2 Times Greater Than Love. Loose The Love But Don't Loose Friendship.....

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In New Delhi, Blue-line Buses Are Notorious For Killing People In Accidents. Today A Blue-line Bus Driver Saved 2 Lives. Howz That Possible? . . . He Di...

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Why Cant A Blond Dial 911? Because She Cant Find The 11 On The Phone!

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun...

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To Amuse A Blonde For Hours, Give Her A Sheet Of Paper With 'please Turn Over' Scribbled On Both Sides.

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Foreman: To Treat Patients We Became Doctors. House: No, We Treat Diseases Physicians. Treating Patients Is What Makes Doctors Miserable.

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