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Blonde,brunette,red Head On Magic Mountain.myth Was You Jump Off,yelled What You Want To Be,you Turn Into It.brunette Jumped Said Eagle,turned Into 1flew Away.r...

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Orange Juice? Because It Said Concentrate

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Q: What Do Ufo's And Smart Blondes Have In Common? A: You Keep Hearing About Them, But Never See Any.

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.

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Q: 17 Blondes Stand Out Side A Workout Room, Why Don't They Go In? A: The Sign Says Must Be 18 To Enter.

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Q: How Many Blondes Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? A: 2. 1 To Hold The Diet Irn-bru And The Other To Call On 'daddddyyy'

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem And Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl = Problem ! 1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent !

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What's The Difference Between Love, True Love And Showing Off? Spitting, Swallowing And Gargling..

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When Some 1 Touch U And U Dont Feel It It Iz (ignorance) Ven Sum1 Touchs U And U Feel It 'it Iz ( Love ) Ven Nobody Touch U But U Feel It It Iz ''''itching...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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Q: Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly

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True Friends Are Like Diamonds...they Are Real And Rare. False Friends Are Like Leaves...they Are Scattered Everywhere

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk

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Dont You Find It Funny That After Monday(m) And Tuesday(t), The Rest Of The Week Says Wtf?

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*

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How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy All Day? Put Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Sit In The Corner

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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Press Down Down More Ok More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There Yeah Oh S**t Harder So Good ! Mmmmm That's How I S*x On Text !

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In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.

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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...

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In A 1oo Meter Race,it Was Announced . 1 . 2 . 3 . Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? . Santa: My No Is 4! ...

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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Spongebob: What Do You Call A Snail In A Ship? A Snailer

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Nurse: Dr, Ur Wife's Phone. Dr:iam Busy, What's The Mater. Nur:she Want's 2 Kiss U. Dr: I Don't Have Time, U Take Her Kiss Give Me Later......!!

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Giral - I Am Pregnant.i Am Going To Be Mom. Dad - What The H**l Are U Saying????? Girl - U Only Said That U Won't Buy Me A Scooty Until I Become Something

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Y Does Popcorns Jump Ven Kept On A Hot Stove? ? ?? ??? Y....? ? ?? ??? Just Sit On The Hot Stove C, Then U 'll Know Y...!...

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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What Do You Call 9 Blondes Standing In A Circle? A Dope Ring

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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Why Did The Blonde Cross The Road? I Don't Know. Neither Did He.

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch....

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Q: What Do Blondes Do For Foreplay? A: Remove Their Underwear.

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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken

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