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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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Y Does Popcorns Jump Ven Kept On A Hot Stove? ? ?? ??? Y....? ? ?? ??? Just Sit On The Hot Stove C, Then U 'll Know Y...!...

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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To...

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What Do You Call 9 Blondes Standing In A Circle? A Dope Ring

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Keep A Coat Hanger In Her Back Seat? A: In Case She Locks The Keys In Her Car.

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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...

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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem And Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl = Problem ! 1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent !

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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...

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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...

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Doctor: Where Were U Born?.. Blonde: From My Mummy's Tummy...duh Doctor:...

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Blonde To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Blonde: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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Santa : Sitting On The Top Of The Mountain And Studying.... When A Person Asked What He Was Doing.... He Replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!!

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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.

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You Only U... All Over My Mind... If U Search My Heart... You Only U... You Will Find...

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Why Was Phillip's Girlfriend Annoyed? Cos That Phillip's 24 Inch Was Tv.

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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer? The Joystick Is Wet.

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A Very Funny Beautiful Girl Was A College Student. Once Very Funny Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Very Funny Girl : One Boy Was Followi...

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Found She Was Pregnant? Is It Mine?.

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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If Your Naughty Go 2 Your Room, If You Wanna Be Naughty Then Go 2 Mine.

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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p

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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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One Tourist From U.s.a. Asked To Sardar: Any Great Man Born In This Village??? Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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Black Is A Color. White Is Also A Color.... Then Black And White Tv Is Not A Color Tv.......

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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A U R Attractive B U R The Best C U R Cute D U R Dear 2 Me E U R Excellent F U R Funny G U R Good-looking H Hehehe I I'm J Joking

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A Blonde Keeps Walking Down Her Drive To Her Mail Box. She Keeps Doing This Until Her Neighbour Asks Her Why She Is Doing That. The Blonde Replies My Computer...

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why Are You Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Years Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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Blonde - My Life Sucks :'( Brunette - Why So?.. Blonde - My Boyfriend Dumped Me :'( Brunette - Think About The People In Africa Who Don't Get Food For Weeks ...

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Son- Dad 2dy Onwards In School There Will B 1 Period Of Sx Education Dad- Gud, But Y R U Shaking Ur Pnis.. Son- O Dad..! Dis Is My Home Work

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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