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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...
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A Banker Confused About Maths, Asks His Lady Secretary: If I Give U 3 Millions Deducting 17, How Much Would U Be Takin Off? Lady: Every Thing, Even My Panty.!...
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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...
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What Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls And Not There In Babies??? The Letter L What U Thinking..?? Dirty Mind
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Q : Why Did The Blonde Tip-toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? A : So She Wouldn't Wake Up The Sleeping Pills
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At Scene Of A Bomb Blast, A Man Was Crying: Oh God ! I've Lost My Hand. Sardar: Control Your Self. Dont Cry, He Has Lost His Head, Is He Crying ???
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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....
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Call Me. Present Tense Called Me-past Tense Wil Cal Me-future Tense Just Taught U Grammar. Snd 2 Al Check Hw Mny Fools Wil Call U!...
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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken
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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...
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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.
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What's Similar Between Blondes And Seas? . . . . . . . . . . Both Swallow 'seamen'!! :d :d...
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I Never Ask What U Have Studied. I Ask Only What U Have Not Studied. -question Paper..:p
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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...
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I Cannot Hide This From U Any More. I Don't Want 2 Hurt U And I Feel It's Best If I Tell U, Before You Hear It From Someone Else ............ Potato Prices Have...
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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice For Two Hours? Because The Can Said Concentrate On It.
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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell. Do You Know Why.? Bcoz, He Wanted To Win The No-bell Prize..
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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have A One More.
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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To...
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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...
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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.
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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!
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Once One Blonde Says To Another: - Do You Know Where The Lost Light Comes On In The Kitchen, When To Turn It Off? - No ... - Come To Show You. Blond Turn Of...
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Wat If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You ? . . . . . . . Remove The Pin And Throw It Back.
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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.
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Whenever I Wanna Fall In Luv Wit My Books, My Bed Falls In Luv Wit Me Thats True Love) Mera Bed B Na, Bahut Jyada Posesive Hai.... -)
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Blonde Wife: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Prepared. Annoyed Husband: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance...?!
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One Tourist From U.s.a. Asked To Sardar: Any Great Man Born In This Village??? Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
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Press Down Down More Ok More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There Yeah Oh S**t Harder So Good ! Mmmmm That's How I S*x On Text !
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Dream Makes All Things Possible Hopes Makes All Things Work Love Makes All Things Beautiful Smile Makes All The Above Workpossible So Always Brush Ur Teeth...
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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...
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Y Does Popcorns Jump Ven Kept On A Hot Stove? ? ?? ??? Y....? ? ?? ??? Just Sit On The Hot Stove C, Then U 'll Know Y...!...
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To Confuse A Blonde Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of Mms Why Does This Work? Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W?
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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: Give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back....
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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...
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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun...
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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time
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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.
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