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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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Q: What Do Ufo's And Smart Blondes Have In Common? A: You Keep Hearing About Them, But Never See Any.

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Black Is A Color. White Is Also A Color.... Then Black And White Tv Is Not A Color Tv.......

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem And Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl = Problem ! 1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent !

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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: Give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back....

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It's With Tremendous Sadness That I Report A Local Blond Girl Has Lost 95 Of Her Brains....yes, Her Husband Just Died.

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Q: How Many Blondes Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? A: 2. 1 To Hold The Diet Irn-bru And The Other To Call On 'daddddyyy'

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What's The New And Politically Correct Name For Les*ian? Vagitarian

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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.

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Two Old Ladies Are In A Restaurant. One Complains, You Know, The Food Here Is Just Terrible. The Other Shakes Her Head And Adds, And Such Small Portions...

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How Do Blonde Brain Cells Die ? Alone.

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Did You Hear About The Blonde That Got An Am Radio? It Took Her Months To Figure Out She Could Use It At Night

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What Do You Call A Blond With Pigtails? A Blowjob With Handle Bars!

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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I Am Not Stupid, I Am Blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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A Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Short Skirt Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject N Short Enough To Create Interest.

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Dangerous Alphabet W Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet ? W !! 'coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Women...

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...

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() () ( 'o' ) Hello! () () Wishing You... G O O D Morning, G O O D Afternoon, G O O D Evening, G O O D Night, Appada! To...

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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.

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Amir: 1 Coffee How Much? Hritick: Rs5 Amir : In Opposite Shop They Are Giving For 50 Ps. Hritick Lossu That Is Zerox Copy

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Blonde's Daughter Comes Home With A Smart Sardar Boy. She Introduces Sardarji With Blonde. Blonde: So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Sardar: Not Reall...

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F R I E N D S H I P ,**, Is Like * , * A __)(____ Tree.. It Is Not Measured By How Tall It Could Be, But How Deeply The Roots Have Grown...

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Why Did The Blonde Cross The Road? I Don't Know. Neither Did He.

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Girl To Her Boyfriend: Very Nice Mobile!!. Where Did You Buy It? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: Woww How Many People Participated? Boy: Well, It ...

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Frndshp Means A Lovly Heart Dat Never Hates. A Cute Smile Dat Never Fades, Smooth Touch Dat Never Hurts, Strong Relation Dat Never Ends.

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.

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To Confuse A Blonde Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of Mms Why Does This Work? Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W?

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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )

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Y Does Popcorns Jump Ven Kept On A Hot Stove? ? ?? ??? Y....? ? ?? ??? Just Sit On The Hot Stove C, Then U 'll Know Y...!...

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