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What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You? You Pick It Up Pull The Pin Throw It Back.

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Love Two Persons In This World The Most: 1) The One Who Has Given Birth To You. 2) The One Who Has Taken Birth For You..

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Q - What Is The Difference Between Mother Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U Into This World Crying... The Other Ensures U Continue To Do So...

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Why Do Blondes Drive Bmws? Because They Can Spell It

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )

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Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something About Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Santa: They Were 4 Best Friends..

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.

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How Do You Make A Blonde's Eyes Sparkle? Shine A Torch Into Her Ear...

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Q: How Many Blondes Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? A: 2. 1 To Hold The Diet Irn-bru And The Other To Call On 'daddddyyy'

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What's The Blondes Idea Of Safe S*x? Locking The Car Door.

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Why Cant A Blond Dial 911? Because She Cant Find The 11 On The Phone!

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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!

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A Blonde Ordered A Pizza And The Pizza Guy Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces. Blonde Repliessix, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces.

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Sardar: Excuse Me, What Time Is It ?? Man: 3 Pm Sardar: Thats So Weird, I Have Been Asking This All Day And Each Time I Get A Different Answer.

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Q: Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly

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Q : What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? A : She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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True Friends Are Like Diamonds...they Are Real And Rare. False Friends Are Like Leaves...they Are Scattered Everywhere

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What Is The Similarity Between A Pain Is And A Matchstick? Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.......

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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A Police Officer Stops A Blondes For Speeding And Asks Her For Licenseshe Repiles In Huff I Wish You Guys Would Get You Act Togeher.just Yesterday You Take M...

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Blonde,brunette,red Head On Magic Mountain.myth Was You Jump Off,yelled What You Want To Be,you Turn Into It.brunette Jumped Said Eagle,turned Into 1flew Away.r...

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Mom: My Dear Daughter, You Birthday Is Coming Soon, So What Present Do You Want? Daughter: A Very Short Gift Mom, Just A Music System With A Luxury Car Around....

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?

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Top 10 Blond Inventions: The Water-proof Towel Solar Powered Flashlight Submarine Screen Door A Book On How To Read Inflatable Dart Board A Dictionary Ind...

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What Does A Blond Say When She Wakes Up? I Got To Go Home!

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Smart Blonde And A Ufo? A: There Have Been Sightings Of Ufos.

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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Brunette : Do You Know That Christmas Is On A Friday This Year? Blondie : Oh, Let's Hope It's Not Going To Be The 13th! Brunette : Go Away!

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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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