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Q: How Does A Stereotypical Blonde Spell Farm? A: E-i-e-i-o.

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What's The Blondes Idea Of Safe S*x? Locking The Car Door.

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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!

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Your Mother Uses Your Fathers One Your Aunt Uses Your Uncles Your Grandma Uses You Grandpas Your Sister Uses You Brother In Laws Guess What Is It?? Surname...

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Dont You Find It Funny That After Monday(m) And Tuesday(t), The Rest Of The Week Says Wtf?

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What Do You Call A Blonde With Half A Brain? Gifted!

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The Hot Blond Says: I Want Melons.... The Pervert Grocer Says: You Have Melons I Wil Give You A Hard Banana Instead... The Hot Blond Spreads Her Legs And The ...

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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help

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A Blonde Call The Fire Department, Because Her House Was On Fire. They Ask Her How To Get There And She Replies: Duh, Big Red Truck!!!

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Two Old Ladies Are In A Restaurant. One Complains, You Know, The Food Here Is Just Terrible. The Other Shakes Her Head And Adds, And Such Small Portions...

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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A U R Attractive B U R The Best C U R Cute D U R Dear 2 Me E U R Excellent F U R Funny G U R Good-looking H Hehehe I I'm J Joking

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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True Friends Are Like Diamonds...they Are Real And Rare. False Friends Are Like Leaves...they Are Scattered Everywhere

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What Do You Call A Blond With Pigtails? A Blowjob With Handle Bars!

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Q: What Is A Kisss?????? A: Very Simple, It Is An Inquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.....

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What Do You Call 9 Blondes Standing In A Circle? A Dope Ring

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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...

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Foreman: To Treat Patients We Became Doctors. House: No, We Treat Diseases Physicians. Treating Patients Is What Makes Doctors Miserable.

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice For Two Hours? Because The Can Said Concentrate On It.

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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell. Do You Know Why.? Bcoz, He Wanted To Win The No-bell Prize..

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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......

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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*

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Q: How Many Blondes Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? A: 2. 1 To Hold The Diet Irn-bru And The Other To Call On 'daddddyyy'

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Don't Admire Your Beauty Too Much Infront Of Mirror! Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love Seeing Your Beauty...! Next Joke Tomorrow At The Same Time!...

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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!

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Q. Why Is A Blonde Like A Doorknob? A. Because Everyone Gets A Turn.

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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Love Two Persons In This World The Most: 1) The One Who Has Given Birth To You. 2) The One Who Has Taken Birth For You..

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I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That....... * She Called Me To Get My Phone Number. * She Spent 20 Minutes Looking At The Orange Juice Box Because It Said ...

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have A One More.

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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How Fast Can You Guess The Words ??? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3. F_ _k 4. P_ N_s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answer :- 1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse...

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Wat If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You ? . . . . . . . Remove The Pin And Throw It Back.

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