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Going Blond Desert And Bears Masinos Dureles.sutinka Man Who Asks. Why Would Not Associate The Door? Style: -if You Will Be Able To Open A Hot Window.

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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The Hot Blond Says: I Want Melons.... The Pervert Grocer Says: You Have Melons I Wil Give You A Hard Banana Instead... The Hot Blond Spreads Her Legs And The ...

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Q: How Does A Stereotypical Blonde Spell Farm? A: E-i-e-i-o.

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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Did You Hear About The Blonde That Got An Am Radio? It Took Her Months To Figure Out She Could Use It At Night

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How Fast Can You Guess The Words ??? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3. F_ _k 4. P_ N_s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answer :- 1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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Dont You Find It Funny That After Monday(m) And Tuesday(t), The Rest Of The Week Says Wtf?

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Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also..

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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A Blonde Call The Fire Department, Because Her House Was On Fire. They Ask Her How To Get There And She Replies: Duh, Big Red Truck!!!

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Once A Guy Is Smoking Near A Woman. She Asks That There Is Warning In Cigarette Packet Warning Injurious To Health. He Replied That As A Computer Programmer I ...

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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German Soldier:sir,v R Surrounded By Enemies On All Sides Hitler:excellent V Can Attack In Any Direction!! Attitude Decide Life..

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It Was My First Time Seeing People With Blonde Hair Overseas. So I Was Like, Ah, This Is Overseas.

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Call Me. Present Tense Called Me-past Tense Wil Cal Me-future Tense Just Taught U Grammar. Snd 2 Al Check Hw Mny Fools Wil Call U!...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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Once One Blonde Says To Another: - Do You Know Where The Lost Light Comes On In The Kitchen, When To Turn It Off? - No ... - Come To Show You. Blond Turn Of...

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Black Is A Color. White Is Also A Color.... Then Black And White Tv Is Not A Color Tv.......

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Man: Do You Want To Dance? Woman: No Man: Sorry, I Think You Misheard Me...i Said, You Look Fat In Those Pants.

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I Tried To Be Good But Then I Got Bored..........

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What's The Difference Between Love, True Love And Showing Off? Spitting, Swallowing And Gargling..

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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Have Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretar. Kanta: I Dont Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Jealous....

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk

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Blonde To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Blonde: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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A Police Officer Stops A Blondes For Speeding And Asks Her For Licenseshe Repiles In Huff I Wish You Guys Would Get You Act Togeher.just Yesterday You Take M...

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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Tintumon Was In The Bath Tub, And His Mom Was Washing His Hair. She Said To Him, Wow, Your Hair Is Growing So Fast! You Need A Haircut Again. Tintumon Replied,...

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Ques. What Is The Difference Between A Pregnant Woman And A Light Bulb? Ans. U Can Unscrew A Light Bulb

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Q: Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly

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During A Job Interview Manager: What's The Highest Level Of Education You Obtained? Candidate: Phd Manager: Great! So That Means You Have A Doctor Degree ......

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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon? Other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Ideaim New To This City..

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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Q : What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A : Far-from-thinking

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Hi.. Idiot...!!! Don't Be Angry Dear!!! Idiot Means I=i D=d I=i O=o T=t Idiot Means Idiot! Nothing Else! U Idiot!!!...

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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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() () ( 'o' ) Hello! () () Wishing You... G O O D Morning, G O O D Afternoon, G O O D Evening, G O O D Night, Appada! To...

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