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Teacher- What Is Ur Father Name? Student- William Google! Teacher- What Was That? Student- When Me And My Brother Went To Some Where He Finds Us Easily!!!!

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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Wat If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You ? . . . . . . . Remove The Pin And Throw It Back.

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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Q: What Do You Get When You Offer A Blonde A Penny For Her Thoughts? A: Change.

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Going Blond Desert And Bears Masinos Dureles.sutinka Man Who Asks. Why Would Not Associate The Door? Style: -if You Will Be Able To Open A Hot Window.

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I Have A New Kodak Camera Ur Snap Please... Don't Move Steady Smile :) Ready Click Ohh Ho Those Who Live In Ones Heart Cant Have A Snap!!!

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Dont You Find It Funny That After Monday(m) And Tuesday(t), The Rest Of The Week Says Wtf?

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building With The Same Velocity, Each Travelling At A Parallel Speed Relative To One Another, Who Lands First? The Brunet...

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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios? Oh, Look!! Donut Seeds!!

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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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What's Similar Between Blondes And Seas? . . . . . . . . . . Both Swallow 'seamen'!! :d :d...

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Once A Guy Is Smoking Near A Woman. She Asks That There Is Warning In Cigarette Packet Warning Injurious To Health. He Replied That As A Computer Programmer I ...

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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon? Other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Ideaim New To This City..

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Q: Why Is A Blonde Like A Stamp? A: Both Get Licked, Then Stuck, And Finally Sent On Their Way.

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20 Of The Population Is Now Drinking Coffee, 60 Is Having S*x, 19 Is Watching Television And One Yokel Is Now Holding His Mobile In His Hand

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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...

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What Is The Similarity Between A Pain Is And A Matchstick? Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.......

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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How Do Blonde Brain Cells Die ? Alone.

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Q. What Would Confuse A G*y An Apple Confused I Knew It

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Couple Claiming Virginity: Girl: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time,den How Did U Do So Well? Boy: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time Den How Did U Knw Dat I Did Well? -)

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk

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Aa Aaa Aaaa Aaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaaaa Aaaaaaa Aaaaaa Aaaaa Aaaa Aaa Aa A Aaaanchhooo..!! Sorry!! Actually The Weather Is Very Bad..!! Take ...

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.

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Note This Is An Adult Sms, Only Those Who're Above 18 Scroll Down . . . . . . . Local Govt. Elections Are Coming Please Vote!...

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Giral - I Am Pregnant.i Am Going To Be Mom. Dad - What The H**l Are U Saying????? Girl - U Only Said That U Won't Buy Me A Scooty Until I Become Something

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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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Did You Hear About The Blonde That Got An Am Radio? It Took Her Months To Figure Out She Could Use It At Night

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In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.

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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...

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One Boy Took A Girl To An Empty House. The Girl Was Too Hot She Was Wearing A Transparent Dress Through Which Everything Was Visible. The Girl Laid On D Bed And...

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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......

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