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A Great Line Written On A Blonde's T-shirt,just Below Her Bo0bs : : : : : : : : : I Wish These Were My Brains

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In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.

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Why Don't Blonds Play Frisbee? It Hurts Their Teeth.

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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Why Newton Was Shocked Wen He Saw A Beautiful Girl N**e..? Ans: He Found Something In His Pant Going Up Against His Own ' Law Of Gravity'....

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Don't Admire Your Beauty Too Much Infront Of Mirror! Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love Seeing Your Beauty...! Next Joke Tomorrow At The Same Time!...

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Tintumon Was In The Bath Tub, And His Mom Was Washing His Hair. She Said To Him, Wow, Your Hair Is Growing So Fast! You Need A Haircut Again. Tintumon Replied,...

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Once One Blonde Says To Another: - Do You Know Where The Lost Light Comes On In The Kitchen, When To Turn It Off? - No ... - Come To Show You. Blond Turn Of...

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20 Of The Population Is Now Drinking Coffee, 60 Is Having S*x, 19 Is Watching Television And One Yokel Is Now Holding His Mobile In His Hand

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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Teacher- What Is Ur Father Name? Student- William Google! Teacher- What Was That? Student- When Me And My Brother Went To Some Where He Finds Us Easily!!!!

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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...

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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Have Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretar. Kanta: I Dont Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Jealous....

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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

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How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy All Day? Put Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Sit In The Corner

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Titanic? A: They Know How Many Men Went Down On The Titanic.

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Mom: My Dear Daughter, You Birthday Is Coming Soon, So What Present Do You Want? Daughter: A Very Short Gift Mom, Just A Music System With A Luxury Car Around....

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An A$$, Behind That Another A$$, Behind That I, N Behind Me D Whole Nation Santa Teaching His Children D Spelling Of Assassination

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Orange Juice? Because It Said Concentrate

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The Hot Blond Says: I Want Melons.... The Pervert Grocer Says: You Have Melons I Wil Give You A Hard Banana Instead... The Hot Blond Spreads Her Legs And The ...

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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!

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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Call The Job Centre? A: She Wanted To Find Out How To Cook Food Stamps.

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet !...

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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...

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To Amuse A Blonde For Hours, Give Her A Sheet Of Paper With 'please Turn Over' Scribbled On Both Sides.

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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......

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Girl To Her Boyfriend: Very Nice Mobile!!. Where Did You Buy It? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: Woww How Many People Participated? Boy: Well, It ...

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Dream Makes All Things Possible Hopes Makes All Things Work Love Makes All Things Beautiful Smile Makes All The Above Workpossible So Always Brush Ur Teeth...

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You Only U... All Over My Mind... If U Search My Heart... You Only U... You Will Find...

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Q: 17 Blondes Stand Out Side A Workout Room, Why Don't They Go In? A: The Sign Says Must Be 18 To Enter.

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It Was My First Time Seeing People With Blonde Hair Overseas. So I Was Like, Ah, This Is Overseas.

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Found She Was Pregnant? Is It Mine?.

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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Q: How Do You Know A Blonde Has Robbed Your House? A: You Notice The Microwave Is Gone, But A Note Is There In It's Place Saying: Thanks For The Tv

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One Boy Took A Girl To An Empty House. The Girl Was Too Hot She Was Wearing A Transparent Dress Through Which Everything Was Visible. The Girl Laid On D Bed And...

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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