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Q: Why Was The Blondes' Belly Button Sore ? A: Because Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.

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I Have A New Kodak Camera Ur Snap Please... Don't Move Steady Smile :) Ready Click Ohh Ho Those Who Live In Ones Heart Cant Have A Snap!!!

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What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You? You Pick It Up Pull The Pin Throw It Back.

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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun...

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What Do You Call 9 Blondes Standing In A Circle? A Dope Ring

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A Blonde Takes Her Car To A Mechanic, He Says It's Nothing Serious, Just S**t In The Air Filter. She Says Oh Good, So How Many Times A Day Do I Have To Do That?...

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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What's The Blondes Idea Of Safe S*x? Locking The Car Door.

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Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! ...girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Br...

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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why Are You Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Years Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............

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Hi.. Idiot...!!! Don't Be Angry Dear!!! Idiot Means I=i D=d I=i O=o T=t Idiot Means Idiot! Nothing Else! U Idiot!!!...

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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Found She Was Pregnant? Is It Mine?.

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Girl To Her Boyfriend: Very Nice Mobile!!. Where Did You Buy It? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: Woww How Many People Participated? Boy: Well, It ...

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What Do You Call A Really Smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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I Never Ask What U Have Studied. I Ask Only What U Have Not Studied. -question Paper..:p

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Square B*****s? A: Because She Forgot To Take The Tissues Out Of The Box.

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S**y Blonde Cuts Sides Of The Capsules Before Taking It ??? Guess Why ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. To Avoid Side Effects

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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It's With Tremendous Sadness That I Report A Local Blond Girl Has Lost 95 Of Her Brains....yes, Her Husband Just Died.

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Frndshp Means A Lovly Heart Dat Never Hates. A Cute Smile Dat Never Fades, Smooth Touch Dat Never Hurts, Strong Relation Dat Never Ends.

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Blonde - My Life Sucks :'( Brunette - Why So?.. Blonde - My Boyfriend Dumped Me :'( Brunette - Think About The People In Africa Who Don't Get Food For Weeks ...

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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p

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What Does A Blond Say When She Wakes Up? I Got To Go Home!

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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In A 1oo Meter Race,it Was Announced . 1 . 2 . 3 . Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? . Santa: My No Is 4! ...

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have A One More.

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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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Note This Is An Adult Sms, Only Those Who're Above 18 Scroll Down . . . . . . . Local Govt. Elections Are Coming Please Vote!...

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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