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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Orange Juice? Because It Said Concentrate

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Keep A Coat Hanger In Her Back Seat? A: In Case She Locks The Keys In Her Car.

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What Do You Call A Blonde With Half A Brain? Gifted!

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Q : What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A : Far-from-thinking

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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......

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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....

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You Only U... All Over My Mind... If U Search My Heart... You Only U... You Will Find...

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S**y Blonde Cuts Sides Of The Capsules Before Taking It ??? Guess Why ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. To Avoid Side Effects

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Santa Wanted To Become A Great Man Like Newton. After Long Research He Made The Fourth Law Of Motion !! . . . . Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Moti...

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During A Job Interview Manager: What's The Highest Level Of Education You Obtained? Candidate: Phd Manager: Great! So That Means You Have A Doctor Degree ......

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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer? The Joystick Is Wet.

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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p

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Ques. What Is The Difference Between A Pregnant Woman And A Light Bulb? Ans. U Can Unscrew A Light Bulb

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Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something About Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Santa: They Were 4 Best Friends..

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What Do You Call A Really Smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Smart Blonde And A Ufo? A: There Have Been Sightings Of Ufos.

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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Whenever I Wanna Fall In Luv Wit My Books, My Bed Falls In Luv Wit Me Thats True Love) Mera Bed B Na, Bahut Jyada Posesive Hai.... -)

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Brunette : Do You Know That Christmas Is On A Friday This Year? Blondie : Oh, Let's Hope It's Not Going To Be The 13th! Brunette : Go Away!

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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To...

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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German Soldier:sir,v R Surrounded By Enemies On All Sides Hitler:excellent V Can Attack In Any Direction!! Attitude Decide Life..

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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Why Did The Blonde Cross The Road? I Don't Know. Neither Did He.

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A Police Officer Stops A Blondes For Speeding And Asks Her For Licenseshe Repiles In Huff I Wish You Guys Would Get You Act Togeher.just Yesterday You Take M...

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What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You? You Pick It Up Pull The Pin Throw It Back.

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Q: What Do You Call A Blonde Holding A Brief Case, Up A Tree? A: The Branch Manager.

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Two Old Ladies Are In A Restaurant. One Complains, You Know, The Food Here Is Just Terrible. The Other Shakes Her Head And Adds, And Such Small Portions...

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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.

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Couple Claiming Virginity: Girl: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time,den How Did U Do So Well? Boy: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time Den How Did U Knw Dat I Did Well? -)

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...

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