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Blonde - My Life Sucks :'( Brunette - Why So?.. Blonde - My Boyfriend Dumped Me :'( Brunette - Think About The People In Africa Who Don't Get Food For Weeks ...

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Mother Said If Some One Kissed You Say Don't If He Huged You Say Stop. Girl Said He Kissed Me And Huged Me So I Said Don't Stop......

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Amir: 1 Coffee How Much? Hritick: Rs5 Amir : In Opposite Shop They Are Giving For 50 Ps. Hritick Lossu That Is Zerox Copy

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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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Q: What's The Difference Between Blondes And Mcdonald's? A: A Blonde Serves More People In A Night.

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Press Down Down More Ok More Yes Ahh Ohh Yes Almost There Yeah Oh S**t Harder So Good ! Mmmmm That's How I S*x On Text !

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What's The Blondes Idea Of Safe S*x? Locking The Car Door.

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A Police Officer Stops A Blondes For Speeding And Asks Her For Licenseshe Repiles In Huff I Wish You Guys Would Get You Act Togeher.just Yesterday You Take M...

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A Blonde Keeps Walking Down Her Drive To Her Mail Box. She Keeps Doing This Until Her Neighbour Asks Her Why She Is Doing That. The Blonde Replies My Computer...

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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Blonde To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Blonde: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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What Is The Difference Between Monky Donky? Monky Save This Msg Donky Delet This Msg. Choice Is Yours! Keep Thinking Hoop-hoop Ya Honchi-honchi. :-p

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Q: How Many Blondes Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? A: 2. 1 To Hold The Diet Irn-bru And The Other To Call On 'daddddyyy'

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Blonde Wife: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Prepared. Annoyed Husband: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance...?!

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Blonde: Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...

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During A Job Interview Manager: What's The Highest Level Of Education You Obtained? Candidate: Phd Manager: Great! So That Means You Have A Doctor Degree ......

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Wat If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You ? . . . . . . . Remove The Pin And Throw It Back.

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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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Q: How Does A Stereotypical Blonde Spell Farm? A: E-i-e-i-o.

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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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Nurse: Dr, Ur Wife's Phone. Dr:iam Busy, What's The Mater. Nur:she Want's 2 Kiss U. Dr: I Don't Have Time, U Take Her Kiss Give Me Later......!!

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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You Only U... All Over My Mind... If U Search My Heart... You Only U... You Will Find...

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Frndshp Means A Lovly Heart Dat Never Hates. A Cute Smile Dat Never Fades, Smooth Touch Dat Never Hurts, Strong Relation Dat Never Ends.

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Q: Why Was The Blondes' Belly Button Sore ? A: Because Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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If You Need Advice, Text Me... If You Need A Friend, Call Me... If You Need Me, Come To Me... If You Need Money... ........... The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached...

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A Girl Was Dead Her Soul Was Takn 2 Heaven. God Was Shockd To C Her Heart Beating.. Girl Replied: Only I Was Dead But My Lover Still Lives In My Heart . An...

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Boy: Do U Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah Boy:oh..its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You're Kidding.it Work Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well,u Try...go Write Your Cell Phone N...

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What Do You Call A Really Smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever

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90 Years Old Man And 86 Years Old Lady Becames With Love ,old Man Sucking After The Ten Minutes Old Man Is Died . Why?????? Because Due To The Expired Milk........

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How Did The Blonde Try To Kill The Fish? She Tried To Drown It.

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Tip-toe Past The Medicine Cabinet? A : So She Wouldn't Wake Up The Sleeping Pills

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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