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Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand

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Small Boy Pulls Down His Nikker And Asks A Girl Do U Have This Little Girl Lifts Her Skirt,then Says My Mom Says If U Have This Then U Can Have Plenty Of Those...

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Teacher- Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women What V Learn From This? Students-v Should Stop Waisting Time In Studies And Find A Women..

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Q: How Do You Know A Blonde Has Robbed Your House? A: You Notice The Microwave Is Gone, But A Note Is There In It's Place Saying: Thanks For The Tv

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You Only U... All Over My Mind... If U Search My Heart... You Only U... You Will Find...

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A Blonde Keeps Walking Down Her Drive To Her Mail Box. She Keeps Doing This Until Her Neighbour Asks Her Why She Is Doing That. The Blonde Replies My Computer...

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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon? Other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Ideaim New To This City..

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On A Rainy Day, A Man Was Stnding Wid A Book 4 Sale. A Yng Man Cme N He Bght D Bok For 100$. Man Said Dont Open Last Page Of This Othrwse Ull Face Prblm He...

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The Patrolman Was Sitting Behind The Billboard Eating A Donut When He Saw A Blonde Running By With A Bicycle. He Stopped Her And Said, Miss, Why Are You Ru...

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-attitude Shayari Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well..! Wah-wah... Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well... . . . . Those Who Dont Know Me, Jst Go 2 H**l-)...

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk

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True Friends Are Like Diamonds...they Are Real And Rare. False Friends Are Like Leaves...they Are Scattered Everywhere

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Son- Dad 2dy Onwards In School There Will B 1 Period Of Sx Education Dad- Gud, But Y R U Shaking Ur Pnis.. Son- O Dad..! Dis Is My Home Work

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It Was My First Time Seeing People With Blonde Hair Overseas. So I Was Like, Ah, This Is Overseas.

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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What Does A Blond Say When She Wakes Up? I Got To Go Home!

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A Blonde Call The Fire Department, Because Her House Was On Fire. They Ask Her How To Get There And She Replies: Duh, Big Red Truck!!!

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In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins Women Want To Go On On On? . . Think.. . . Think.. . . . Ans Is Shopping!

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One Tourist From U.s.a. Asked To Sardar: Any Great Man Born In This Village??? Sardar: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!

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Don't Admire Your Beauty Too Much Infront Of Mirror! Even The Mirror Will Fall In Love Seeing Your Beauty...! Next Joke Tomorrow At The Same Time!...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?

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At Scene Of A Bomb Blast, A Man Was Crying: Oh God ! I've Lost My Hand. Sardar: Control Your Self. Dont Cry, He Has Lost His Head, Is He Crying ???

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Doctor: Where Were U Born?.. Blonde: From My Mummy's Tummy...duh Doctor:...

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Couple Claiming Virginity: Girl: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time,den How Did U Do So Well? Boy: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time Den How Did U Knw Dat I Did Well? -)

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If You Need Advice, Text Me... If You Need A Friend, Call Me... If You Need Me, Come To Me... If You Need Money... ........... The Subscriber Cannot Be Reached...

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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Blonde,brunette,red Head On Magic Mountain.myth Was You Jump Off,yelled What You Want To Be,you Turn Into It.brunette Jumped Said Eagle,turned Into 1flew Away.r...

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The Problem With Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries, Coke Is That- Few Moments On Your Lips, Forever On Your Hips...!!

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A Great Line Written On A Blonde's T-shirt,just Below Her Bo0bs : : : : : : : : : I Wish These Were My Brains

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What Do You Call 9 Blondes Standing In A Circle? A Dope Ring

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I Tried To Be Good But Then I Got Bored..........

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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Call Me. Present Tense Called Me-past Tense Wil Cal Me-future Tense Just Taught U Grammar. Snd 2 Al Check Hw Mny Fools Wil Call U!...

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Hello Stupid? How R U Stupid? D'not Get Angry Stupid? Stupid Means: S- Supe T- Talented U- Unique P- Personality I- In D- Demand... Now Reply Stupid.....

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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Hi.. Idiot...!!! Don't Be Angry Dear!!! Idiot Means I=i D=d I=i O=o T=t Idiot Means Idiot! Nothing Else! U Idiot!!!...

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