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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.
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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...
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S**y Blonde Cuts Sides Of The Capsules Before Taking It ??? Guess Why ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. To Avoid Side Effects
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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?
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Once One Blonde Says To Another: - Do You Know Where The Lost Light Comes On In The Kitchen, When To Turn It Off? - No ... - Come To Show You. Blond Turn Of...
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A Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Short Skirt Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject N Short Enough To Create Interest.
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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.
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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.
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Q : What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? A : She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain
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-attitude Shayari Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well..! Wah-wah... Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well... . . . . Those Who Dont Know Me, Jst Go 2 H**l-)...
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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.
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Note This Is An Adult Sms, Only Those Who're Above 18 Scroll Down . . . . . . . Local Govt. Elections Are Coming Please Vote!...
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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........
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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...
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Giral - I Am Pregnant.i Am Going To Be Mom. Dad - What The H**l Are U Saying????? Girl - U Only Said That U Won't Buy Me A Scooty Until I Become Something
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A Great Line Written On A Blonde's T-shirt,just Below Her Bo0bs : : : : : : : : : I Wish These Were My Brains
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Why Women Live A Better, Longer And A Peaceful Life? Because, Women Don't Have A Wife.
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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To...
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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.
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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...
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Mom: My Dear Daughter, You Birthday Is Coming Soon, So What Present Do You Want? Daughter: A Very Short Gift Mom, Just A Music System With A Luxury Car Around....
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A Management Student/ Boy Hugs A Girl.. Girl: What Is This? Boy: Direct Marketing, *girl Slaps The Boy* Boy: What Is This? Girl: Customer Feed Back!
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Ques. What Is The Difference Between A Pregnant Woman And A Light Bulb? Ans. U Can Unscrew A Light Bulb
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In Math, It's Never A Question Of Who, What, When, Why Or How... Its Always A Question Of Huh?
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Q: Why Was The Blondes' Belly Button Sore ? A: Because Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.
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Cynthia Was At Her Blonde Friends House The Other Day, And She Said, You Know, I Have To Ask, Why Do You Have A Full Portrait Of Yourself Above Your Bathro...
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A Very Funny Beautiful Girl Was A College Student. Once Very Funny Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Very Funny Girl : One Boy Was Followi...
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Santa Wanted To Become A Great Man Like Newton. After Long Research He Made The Fourth Law Of Motion !! . . . . Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Moti...
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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...
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2)There is start button but there is no Stop.
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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha
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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.
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Going Blond Desert And Bears Masinos Dureles.sutinka Man Who Asks. Why Would Not Associate The Door? Style: -if You Will Be Able To Open A Hot Window.
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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick
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Black Is A Color. White Is Also A Color.... Then Black And White Tv Is Not A Color Tv.......
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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Have Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretar. Kanta: I Dont Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Jealous....
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Q : Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A : From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk
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