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Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something About Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Santa: They Were 4 Best Friends..

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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90 Years Old Man And 86 Years Old Lady Becames With Love ,old Man Sucking After The Ten Minutes Old Man Is Died . Why?????? Because Due To The Expired Milk........

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Why Don't Blonds Play Frisbee? It Hurts Their Teeth.

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What Is The Similarity Between A Pain Is And A Matchstick? Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.......

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I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That....... * She Called Me To Get My Phone Number. * She Spent 20 Minutes Looking At The Orange Juice Box Because It Said ...

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Q: How Do You Know A Blonde Has Robbed Your House? A: You Notice The Microwave Is Gone, But A Note Is There In It's Place Saying: Thanks For The Tv

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You Only U... All Over My Mind... If U Search My Heart... You Only U... You Will Find...

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Spongebob: Remember Patrick, Flatter The Customer, Make Him Feel Good. Patrick: I Love You.

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short? So Brunettes Can Remember Them.

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Q: What Is A Kisss?????? A: Very Simple, It Is An Inquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.....

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Q: What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple O*****s? A: Way To Go Team.

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Q: What Do You Call An Eternity? A: Four Blondes In Four Cars At A Four Way Stop. Q: Why Do Blondes Have Tgif Written On Their Shoes? A: Toes Go In First. ...

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Whenever I Wanna Fall In Luv Wit My Books, My Bed Falls In Luv Wit Me Thats True Love) Mera Bed B Na, Bahut Jyada Posesive Hai.... -)

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Dracula Prayed To God In My Next Birth I Want To Be A White Angel With Wings But Still Suck Blood God Granted His Wish And Made Him Stay Free Ultra Wings

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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Nurse: Dr, Ur Wife's Phone. Dr:iam Busy, What's The Mater. Nur:she Want's 2 Kiss U. Dr: I Don't Have Time, U Take Her Kiss Give Me Later......!!

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What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg ? Think .... Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building With The Same Velocity, Each Travelling At A Parallel Speed Relative To One Another, Who Lands First? The Brunet...

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In A 1oo Meter Race,it Was Announced . 1 . 2 . 3 . Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? . Santa: My No Is 4! ...

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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F R I E N D S H I P ,**, Is Like * , * A __)(____ Tree.. It Is Not Measured By How Tall It Could Be, But How Deeply The Roots Have Grown...

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Dream Makes All Things Possible Hopes Makes All Things Work Love Makes All Things Beautiful Smile Makes All The Above Workpossible So Always Brush Ur Teeth...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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A Blonde Takes Her Car To A Mechanic, He Says It's Nothing Serious, Just S**t In The Air Filter. She Says Oh Good, So How Many Times A Day Do I Have To Do That?...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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Q : What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? A : She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain

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During A Job Interview Manager: What's The Highest Level Of Education You Obtained? Candidate: Phd Manager: Great! So That Means You Have A Doctor Degree ......

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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p

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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Titanic? A: They Know How Many Men Went Down On The Titanic.

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Q. Why Is A Blonde Like A Doorknob? A. Because Everyone Gets A Turn.

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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Note This Is An Adult Sms, Only Those Who're Above 18 Scroll Down . . . . . . . Local Govt. Elections Are Coming Please Vote!...

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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