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Press Down If U Think U R Mad. I Can't Believe U Did That! Again? For God Sake! Lord!! Why U Still Doing It? Truth Is Out Now! Mental Case!!

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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A Dumb Blonde, And A Smart Blonde Both Jump Of A Cliff At The Same Time. Who Hits The Ground First? The Dumb Blonde, Because There Is No Such Thing As A Smart ...

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A Blonde And A Brunette Are Taking A Walk, And The Brunette Goes,oh Look A Dead Bird And The Blonde Looks Up At The Sky And Goes ,where?

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Son Asks Difference Between Confidence And Confidential Dad Tells, You Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Too My Son, Thats Confidential..........

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Why Was The Blond Upset When She Got Her License? She Couldnt Understand Why She Got A F In S*x!!

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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why Are You Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Years Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....

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90 Years Old Man And 86 Years Old Lady Becames With Love ,old Man Sucking After The Ten Minutes Old Man Is Died . Why?????? Because Due To The Expired Milk........

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Q: What Is A Kisss?????? A: Very Simple, It Is An Inquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.....

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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To Confuse A Blonde Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of Mms Why Does This Work? Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W?

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A Guy Donated Blood To His Girlfriend. After A While They Broke Up And He Wanted It Back. The Girl Threw A Pad At Him And Said.- 'ill Pay U Back In Monthly...

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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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Read Twice- If U Think Of Sum1 To Share Ur Happines, U Luv Dat Persn Alot.. N If U Think Of Sum1 In Tears To Melt Ur Pain,dat Persn Luvs U A Lot..!!...

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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.

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A Blonde Ordered A Pizza And The Pizza Guy Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces. Blonde Repliessix, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces.

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Banta: When I Get Mad At U, U Never Fight Back. How Do U Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toothbrush...

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You Know What A Blonde Said To Me The Other Night? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing. She Never Speaks When Her Mouth Is Full :p

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Y Does Popcorns Jump Ven Kept On A Hot Stove? ? ?? ??? Y....? ? ?? ??? Just Sit On The Hot Stove C, Then U 'll Know Y...!...

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Mother Said If Some One Kissed You Say Don't If He Huged You Say Stop. Girl Said He Kissed Me And Huged Me So I Said Don't Stop......

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Hello Stupid? How R U Stupid? D'not Get Angry Stupid? Stupid Means: S- Supe T- Talented U- Unique P- Personality I- In D- Demand... Now Reply Stupid.....

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The Word Hello Means H=how R U? E=everything All Right? L=like 2 Hear 4rm U. L=love 2 C U Soon. O=obviously, I Miss You....

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() () ( 'o' ) Hello! () () Wishing You... G O O D Morning, G O O D Afternoon, G O O D Evening, G O O D Night, Appada! To...

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Why Do Blondes Drive Bmws? Because They Can Spell It

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Smart Blonde And A Ufo? A: There Have Been Sightings Of Ufos.

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Couple Claiming Virginity: Girl: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time,den How Did U Do So Well? Boy: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time Den How Did U Knw Dat I Did Well? -)

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Q : What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? A : She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain

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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer? The Joystick Is Wet.

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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20 Of The Population Is Now Drinking Coffee, 60 Is Having S*x, 19 Is Watching Television And One Yokel Is Now Holding His Mobile In His Hand

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Dream Makes All Things Possible Hopes Makes All Things Work Love Makes All Things Beautiful Smile Makes All The Above Workpossible So Always Brush Ur Teeth...

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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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What's The Difference Between Wife N Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbour's Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Shud Hv Immediately.

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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!

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A Blonde Keeps Walking Down Her Drive To Her Mail Box. She Keeps Doing This Until Her Neighbour Asks Her Why She Is Doing That. The Blonde Replies My Computer...

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Going Blond Desert And Bears Masinos Dureles.sutinka Man Who Asks. Why Would Not Associate The Door? Style: -if You Will Be Able To Open A Hot Window.

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