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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.

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Teacher- Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women What V Learn From This? Students-v Should Stop Waisting Time In Studies And Find A Women..

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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq

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During A Job Interview Manager: What's The Highest Level Of Education You Obtained? Candidate: Phd Manager: Great! So That Means You Have A Doctor Degree ......

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90 Years Old Man And 86 Years Old Lady Becames With Love ,old Man Sucking After The Ten Minutes Old Man Is Died . Why?????? Because Due To The Expired Milk........

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Q: Why Do Blondes Love Lightning? A: They Reckon Somebody Is Taking Their Photo.

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I Cannot Hide This From U Any More. I Don't Want 2 Hurt U And I Feel It's Best If I Tell U, Before You Hear It From Someone Else ............ Potato Prices Have...

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Couple Claiming Virginity: Girl: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time,den How Did U Do So Well? Boy: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time Den How Did U Knw Dat I Did Well? -)

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help

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Frndshp Means A Lovly Heart Dat Never Hates. A Cute Smile Dat Never Fades, Smooth Touch Dat Never Hurts, Strong Relation Dat Never Ends.

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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.

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It's With Tremendous Sadness That I Report A Local Blond Girl Has Lost 95 Of Her Brains....yes, Her Husband Just Died.

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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How Do You Make A Blonde's Eyes Sparkle? Shine A Torch Into Her Ear...

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A Blonde Ordered A Pizza And The Pizza Guy Asked If He Should Cut It In Six Or Twelve Pieces. Blonde Repliessix, Please. I Could Never Eat Twelve Pieces.

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Can Of Frozen Orange Juice For Two Hours? Because The Can Said Concentrate On It.

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Your Mother Uses Your Fathers One Your Aunt Uses Your Uncles Your Grandma Uses You Grandpas Your Sister Uses You Brother In Laws Guess What Is It?? Surname...

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Orange Juice? Because It Said Concentrate

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I Never Ask What U Have Studied. I Ask Only What U Have Not Studied. -question Paper..:p

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A Management Student/ Boy Hugs A Girl.. Girl: What Is This? Boy: Direct Marketing, *girl Slaps The Boy* Boy: What Is This? Girl: Customer Feed Back!

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.

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Q: What Do You Call A Blonde Holding A Brief Case, Up A Tree? A: The Branch Manager.

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How Did The Blonde Try To Kill The Fish? She Tried To Drown It.

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Did You Hear About The Blonde That Got An Am Radio? It Took Her Months To Figure Out She Could Use It At Night

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Square B*****s? A: Because She Forgot To Take The Tissues Out Of The Box.

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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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Q: What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

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A Guy Donated Blood To His Girlfriend. After A While They Broke Up And He Wanted It Back. The Girl Threw A Pad At Him And Said.- 'ill Pay U Back In Monthly...

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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell. Do You Know Why.? Bcoz, He Wanted To Win The No-bell Prize..

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Friends Are Like A Head Of Hair. You Might Lose Some, But With Enough Cash You Can Buy Them Back.

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Cynthia Was At Her Blonde Friends House The Other Day, And She Said, You Know, I Have To Ask, Why Do You Have A Full Portrait Of Yourself Above Your Bathro...

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What's Similar Between Blondes And Seas? . . . . . . . . . . Both Swallow 'seamen'!! :d :d...

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Sardar Wins 20 Cr From Rs. 20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11cr After Deducting Tax. Angry Sardar: Give Me 20 Cr Or Else Return My 20 Rs Back....

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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Teacher: Can You Tell Me Something About Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Santa: They Were 4 Best Friends..

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Met A Girl The Other Day Who Has A Seashell Tattooed On Her Inner Thigh. It's Amazing, If You Put Your Ear To It You Can Smell The Sea!

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At Scene Of A Bomb Blast, A Man Was Crying: Oh God ! I've Lost My Hand. Sardar: Control Your Self. Dont Cry, He Has Lost His Head, Is He Crying ???

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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