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In A Chemistry Class Teacher Ask A Female Student: What Is Nitrate? She Smiled And Replied: Sir Night Rate Is 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges.

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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A Blonde Calls 911 And Says, My House Is On Fire!! The Lady On Other End Of Line Says,'how Do We Get To Your House? The Blonde Says,in The Big Red Truck,duh!!...

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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.

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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d

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One Boy Took A Girl To An Empty House. The Girl Was Too Hot She Was Wearing A Transparent Dress Through Which Everything Was Visible. The Girl Laid On D Bed And...

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A Scientist Disconnected His Doorbell. Do You Know Why.? Bcoz, He Wanted To Win The No-bell Prize..

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S*x Poetry: It's Not The Length, It's Not The Size, It's Not How Many Times U Can Make It Rise. It's Not How Well It Fits, But How Late It Spits

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What Do You Call A Blond With Pigtails? A Blowjob With Handle Bars!

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Girls Are Grown Ups When They Start Wearing Bra's... Boys Are Said To Be Grown Ups When They Start Removing Bra's.............

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What Do You Call A Blonde With Half A Brain? Gifted!

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...

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Going Blond Desert And Bears Masinos Dureles.sutinka Man Who Asks. Why Would Not Associate The Door? Style: -if You Will Be Able To Open A Hot Window.

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Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Have Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretar. Kanta: I Dont Believe It! U R Just Trying 2 Make Me Jealous....

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- Who Lives Blondes Head? - Rodents, Which Are Bothering The Brain. - And What They Are Doing There Now? - Dying Of Starvation ...

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Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When You Remove Your Specks You Look Like The Same Cute Guy Whom I Married 20 Years Back. Husband: Yes Dear, When I Remove My Specks...

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem And Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl = Problem ! 1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent !

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios? Oh, Look!! Donut Seeds!!

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Square B*****s? A: Because She Forgot To Take The Tissues Out Of The Box.

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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male.. Giv Him A Mobile With A Set Of Girls Phone No.s Put Him In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk...

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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*

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I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That....... * She Called Me To Get My Phone Number. * She Spent 20 Minutes Looking At The Orange Juice Box Because It Said ...

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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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Why Did The Blonde Cross The Road? I Don't Know. Neither Did He.

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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Q. What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? A. Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Bite The Neck Gently, Chew The B****t Softly, Spread The Legs Slowly, Suck The Juice Excitingly, That Is The Way To Eat . . . Tandoori Chick...

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A Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Short Skirt Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject N Short Enough To Create Interest.

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Dracula Prayed To God In My Next Birth I Want To Be A White Angel With Wings But Still Suck Blood God Granted His Wish And Made Him Stay Free Ultra Wings

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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*

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Brunette : Do You Know That Christmas Is On A Friday This Year? Blondie : Oh, Let's Hope It's Not Going To Be The 13th! Brunette : Go Away!

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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.

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Why Cant A Blond Dial 911? Because She Cant Find The 11 On The Phone!

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How Can You Tell If A Blonde Has Been Using The Computer? The Joystick Is Wet.

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If A Blonde And A Brunette Jump Off A Building With The Same Velocity, Each Travelling At A Parallel Speed Relative To One Another, Who Lands First? The Brunet...

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I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch....

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