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Q: What Do You Call A Blonde Holding A Brief Case, Up A Tree? A: The Branch Manager.
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Q: Why Do Blondes Love Lightning? A: They Reckon Somebody Is Taking Their Photo.
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Q: What Do You Do When A Blonde Throws A Pin At You? A: Run Like H**l....she's Got A Hand Grenade In Her Mouth.
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A Genius Is A Person Who Can Do Wid $1 What A Fool Does Wid $100-just As V Complete Our Syllabus In 1 Day And Our Teachers Try In 1 Yr. We Rock!!!!!!
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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?
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A Blonde Calls 911 And Says, My House Is On Fire!! The Lady On Other End Of Line Says,'how Do We Get To Your House? The Blonde Says,in The Big Red Truck,duh!!...
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Blond Bank. Robbery In Progress. -money? - Asking Thieves. -where? - Blonde Asks. -what, In Your Nose You Want? - Asking Thieves. Better-to-mouth - Is Respo...
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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.
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Amir: 1 Coffee How Much? Hritick: Rs5 Amir : In Opposite Shop They Are Giving For 50 Ps. Hritick Lossu That Is Zerox Copy
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Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) We Are In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)
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We are in Love Now
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We Will Run Away Tomorw
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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.
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A Police Officer Stops A Blondes For Speeding And Asks Her For Licenseshe Repiles In Huff I Wish You Guys Would Get You Act Togeher.just Yesterday You Take M...
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Blonde Wife: Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen And He Is Eating The Cake I Prepared. Annoyed Husband: Whom Should I Call Now, Police Or Ambulance...?!
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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...
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Boy: Do U Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah Boy:oh..its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You're Kidding.it Work Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well,u Try...go Write Your Cell Phone N...
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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d
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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...
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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!
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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.
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Mr.bean Wrote A Letter 2 Bill Gates: Sir I Hve Some Questions. 1)keyboard Alphabets R Nt In Order, When Wil U Release D Corrected Version. 2)there Is Start Bu...
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2)There is start button but there is no Stop.
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What Is The Similarity Between Bra Panti Insurance? They All Provide Minimum Cover To Maximum Risky Areas....
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Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also..
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On A Rainy Day, A Man Was Stnding Wid A Book 4 Sale. A Yng Man Cme N He Bght D Bok For 100$. Man Said Dont Open Last Page Of This Othrwse Ull Face Prblm He...
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Top 10 Blond Inventions: The Water-proof Towel Solar Powered Flashlight Submarine Screen Door A Book On How To Read Inflatable Dart Board A Dictionary Ind...
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Tintumon Was In The Bath Tub, And His Mom Was Washing His Hair. She Said To Him, Wow, Your Hair Is Growing So Fast! You Need A Haircut Again. Tintumon Replied,...
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Hi.. Idiot...!!! Don't Be Angry Dear!!! Idiot Means I=i D=d I=i O=o T=t Idiot Means Idiot! Nothing Else! U Idiot!!!...
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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...
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What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios? Oh, Look!! Donut Seeds!!
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The Patrolman Was Sitting Behind The Billboard Eating A Donut When He Saw A Blonde Running By With A Bicycle. He Stopped Her And Said, Miss, Why Are You Ru...
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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...
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A Sardar Looking At Sky Asks Another Sardar : Is That A Sun Or Moon? Other Sardar Replies : Oye ! No Ideaim New To This City..
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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.
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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help
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What Is Big In Ladies, Small In Girls And Not There In Babies??? The Letter L What U Thinking..?? Dirty Mind
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The Problem With Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries, Coke Is That- Few Moments On Your Lips, Forever On Your Hips...!!
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