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What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios? Oh, Look!! Donut Seeds!!
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To Confuse A Blonde Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of Mms Why Does This Work? Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W?
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper! Congrats You Can Make Free Calls!...
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F R I E N D S H I P ,**, Is Like * , * A __)(____ Tree.. It Is Not Measured By How Tall It Could Be, But How Deeply The Roots Have Grown...
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It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
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5 Men Are Raping A Woman..the Woman Is Laughing Nonstop.so After Sometime The Men Get Bugged N Ask Her Y Is She Laughn.she Replies,i Have Aids.
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I Looked At The Moon, The Moon Is Beautiful... I Look At You.. I.. I... I'd Rather Look At The Moon Again.. )
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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.
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If U Have Any Problem,tell Me I Will Help You. If U Dont Have Any Problem, Tell Me I Will Create For U!!! :-d Happy To Help
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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Grand Old Duke Of York? A: The Duke Only 'had' Ten Thousand Men.
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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Smart Blonde And A Ufo? A: There Have Been Sightings Of Ufos.
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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...
Send this blonde SMS Seater Plane gas crashed into a Graveyard in Punjab. The local SARDARs have so far recovered more than 200 bodies and are still digging for more....&
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When Some 1 Touch U And U Dont Feel It It Iz (ignorance) Ven Sum1 Touchs U And U Feel It 'it Iz ( Love ) Ven Nobody Touch U But U Feel It It Iz ''''itching...
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Ven sum1 touchs u and u feel it 'it iz ( Love )
ven nobody touch u but u feel it it iz
''''ITCHING'''&
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Q: Why Couldn't The Blonde Manage To Make Ice-cubes? A: She Couldn't Find The Recipe.
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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq
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How Did You Like Your First Day At The Nudist Camp? Asked One Bachelor To His Friend. Well, Replied His Friend, The First Three Days Were The Hardest. :-*
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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Blow-up Doll? A: Around 2 Cans Of Hair Spray.
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On A Rainy Day, A Man Was Stnding Wid A Book 4 Sale. A Yng Man Cme N He Bght D Bok For 100$. Man Said Dont Open Last Page Of This Othrwse Ull Face Prblm He...
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What Did The Hurricane Say To The Palm Tree? Hold On To Your Nuts. This Is No Ordinary Blow Job!
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One Boy Took A Girl To An Empty House. The Girl Was Too Hot She Was Wearing A Transparent Dress Through Which Everything Was Visible. The Girl Laid On D Bed And...
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Did You Hear About The Blonde That Got An Am Radio? It Took Her Months To Figure Out She Could Use It At Night
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Why Newton Was Shocked Wen He Saw A Beautiful Girl N**e..? Ans: He Found Something In His Pant Going Up Against His Own ' Law Of Gravity'....
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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...
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- Who Lives Blondes Head? - Rodents, Which Are Bothering The Brain. - And What They Are Doing There Now? - Dying Of Starvation ...
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Cynthia Was At Her Blonde Friends House The Other Day, And She Said, You Know, I Have To Ask, Why Do You Have A Full Portrait Of Yourself Above Your Bathro...
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Wats D Difference Between Secretary Personal Secretary?? . . . Secretary: Gud Morning Sir!! Personal Secretary: Enough Sir, It's Morning!!:)
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Rules Of Life:assume Nothing,xpect Little,do More,demand Less,smile Often,dream Big,laugh A Lot,pray Always,cry Once For Missing Me Everyday.
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Couple Claiming Virginity: Girl: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time,den How Did U Do So Well? Boy: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time Den How Did U Knw Dat I Did Well? -)
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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...
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. . Hey Dude Congrats! . . Heard U Got Selected As The First Male Model For Whisper Advertisement. . Why Should Girls Have All The Fun...
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Two Old Ladies Are In A Restaurant. One Complains, You Know, The Food Here Is Just Terrible. The Other Shakes Her Head And Adds, And Such Small Portions...
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A Perfect Lecture Should Be Like A Girl's Short Skirt Which Is Long Enough To Cover The Subject N Short Enough To Create Interest.
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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p
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Banta: When I Get Mad At U, U Never Fight Back. How Do U Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toothbrush...
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Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! ...girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Lipstick! Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Br...
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Boy:- But Still You Look D**n Ugly..!!=p&
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2 Men Went 2 A Callgirl. 1st Went In And Came Out N Said My Wife Is Better. 2nd Went In And Came Out N Said U R Right Ur Wife Is Much Better.
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Santa Was Drawing Money From Atm... Banta, Who Was Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It's ****. Santa: U R Wrong. It's 1394.
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Sardar Was Writing Something Very Slowly. Friend Asked: Why Are You Writing So Slowly? Sardar: Im Writing To My 6 Years Old Son, He Cant Read Very Fast....
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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha
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