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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.

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Q: Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window? A: He Wanted To See Butterfly

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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...

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A Great Line Written On A Blonde's T-shirt,just Below Her Bo0bs : : : : : : : : : I Wish These Were My Brains

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New.

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Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? They Can't Stand Criticism

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Kiss Is A Key Of Luv, Luv Is A Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is A Box Of Children, Children R Future Of India, So Start Kissing N Develop India....

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!

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A Girl Was Dead Her Soul Was Takn 2 Heaven. God Was Shockd To C Her Heart Beating.. Girl Replied: Only I Was Dead But My Lover Still Lives In My Heart . An...

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How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy All Day? Put Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Sit In The Corner

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Couple Claiming Virginity: Girl: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time,den How Did U Do So Well? Boy: If Dis Was Ur 1st Time Den How Did U Knw Dat I Did Well? -)

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When Some 1 Touch U And U Dont Feel It It Iz (ignorance) Ven Sum1 Touchs U And U Feel It 'it Iz ( Love ) Ven Nobody Touch U But U Feel It It Iz ''''itching...

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Cynthia Was At Her Blonde Friends House The Other Day, And She Said, You Know, I Have To Ask, Why Do You Have A Full Portrait Of Yourself Above Your Bathro...

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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken

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Q : What Do You Call Four Blondes In A Volkswagon? A : Far-from-thinking

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A Girl Called Me One Day And Said There Is No One At The Home,come Over Quickly I Went Her Home And Found That There Is No One At The Home...

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Q: Why Did God Create Blondes? A: Cos Sheep Can't Bring Beer From The Fridge.

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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I Am Not Stupid, I Am Blond!!! B - L - O - N - T

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20 Of The Population Is Now Drinking Coffee, 60 Is Having S*x, 19 Is Watching Television And One Yokel Is Now Holding His Mobile In His Hand

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Keep A Coat Hanger In Her Back Seat? A: In Case She Locks The Keys In Her Car.

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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What Did The Blonde Say When She Looked Into A Box Of Cheerios? Oh, Look!! Donut Seeds!!

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Judge: Why R U Arrested.? Man: For Shopping Early.. Judge: Well, That's Not A Crime.., Anyway How Early U Were Shopping.? Man: Before Opening The Shop...

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Call The Job Centre? A: She Wanted To Find Out How To Cook Food Stamps.

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The Word Hello Means H=how R U? E=everything All Right? L=like 2 Hear 4rm U. L=love 2 C U Soon. O=obviously, I Miss You....

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- Who Lives Blondes Head? - Rodents, Which Are Bothering The Brain. - And What They Are Doing There Now? - Dying Of Starvation ...

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Why Newton Was Shocked Wen He Saw A Beautiful Girl N**e..? Ans: He Found Something In His Pant Going Up Against His Own ' Law Of Gravity'....

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Q: What Will A Blonde Ask You If You Tell Her She's Pregnat? A: Is It Mine?

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Spongebob: What Do You Call A Snail In A Ship? A Snailer

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Why Did The Blonde Stare At The Orange Juice? Because It Said Concentrate

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Going Blond Desert And Bears Masinos Dureles.sutinka Man Who Asks. Why Would Not Associate The Door? Style: -if You Will Be Able To Open A Hot Window.

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Two Old Ladies Are In A Restaurant. One Complains, You Know, The Food Here Is Just Terrible. The Other Shakes Her Head And Adds, And Such Small Portions...

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Why Are Egyptian Children Always Confused? Because After Death, Their Daddy Becomes A Mummy.

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Q: Why Was The Blondes' Belly Button Sore ? A: Because Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Girl To Her Boyfriend: Very Nice Mobile!!. Where Did You Buy It? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: Woww How Many People Participated? Boy: Well, It ...

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*cutest Fight* Girl: I Want To End This Relationship, I Wil Return You Everythng Which You Gave Me! Boy: Ok! Lets Start With Kissing :-*

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Man: Do You Want To Dance? Woman: No Man: Sorry, I Think You Misheard Me...i Said, You Look Fat In Those Pants.

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