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Boy Touched The Hand Of His Gf And Said You Are So Hot Baby Girl Slapped And Say --- In 104 Degree Fever What Should I Feel And You Wanna Be Romantic..:d

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Why Girls Think That Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged? Because A Known Soucker Is Better Than A Unknown *ucker.

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Flash News: A Two (2) Seater Plane Gas Crashed Into A Graveyard In Punjab. The Local Sardars Have So Far Recovered More Than 200 Bodies And Are Still Digging F...

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Whats Wrong, Miss? Asked The Kindly Policeman When He Saw The Girl Crying..... A Thief Has Just Stolen 20 Bucks I Had Hidden Inside My Knickers, She Sobbed.....

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I Have A New Kodak Camera Ur Snap Please... Don't Move Steady Smile :) Ready Click Ohh Ho Those Who Live In Ones Heart Cant Have A Snap!!!

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Why Are Blondes Only Allowed 30 Minute Lunch Breaks? It Takes Too Long To Retrain Them If They Take An Hour.

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The Word Hello Means H=how R U? E=everything All Right? L=like 2 Hear 4rm U. L=love 2 C U Soon. O=obviously, I Miss You....

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Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying To Unlock The Door Of Their Car With A Coat Hanger. 1st Blonde: I Can't Seem To Get This Door Unlocked! 2nd Blonde: W...

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Q: What Is The Difference Between A Smart Blonde And A Ufo? A: There Have Been Sightings Of Ufos.

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem And Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl = Problem ! 1 Boy Love 2 Girls = Talent !

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House: Do You Realize? Everyone Thinks I'm A Patient By The Staff. Wilson: Well, Wear A Robe Like The Rest. House: No, Then It Seems A Doctor.

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The Hot Blond Says: I Want Melons.... The Pervert Grocer Says: You Have Melons I Wil Give You A Hard Banana Instead... The Hot Blond Spreads Her Legs And The ...

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Announcement In Zardaris Chartd Plane Mr. President , We Are About To Land. Could Plz Put Sherry Rehman In An Upright Position Thanq

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How Do Blonde Brain Cells Die ? Alone.

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To Amuse A Blonde For Hours, Give Her A Sheet Of Paper With 'please Turn Over' Scribbled On Both Sides.

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Why Does A Blonde Smile During A Lightening Storm? Because She Thinks Her Photo Is Being Taken

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Imageine If No Girl In World Result: No Sms No Flower No Valentine's No Candles No Perfume No Travelling No Taj Mehal All The Men Go Direct In Heven ..........

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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To...

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Standing In Front Of The Cafeteria 14 Blondes, A Man Comes And Asks: - Why Are You Here Stovit, Go To The Salad Inside. One Of The Blonde Retorts: - Do Not Y...

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Are U Free Now? Wen U Get Time Cal Me.i Need To Talk To U About Something Personal... Dont Tell Anybody I M Selling Taj Mahal ? Do You Want ?

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An A$$, Behind That Another A$$, Behind That I, N Behind Me D Whole Nation Santa Teaching His Children D Spelling Of Assassination

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Friendship Is Like An Onion Which Has Many Layers It Will Add Taste To Ur Life But If U Try To Cut It U Will Have Tear In Ur Eyes......

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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To Confuse A Blonde Ask Her To Alphabetize A Bag Of Mms Why Does This Work? Does 3 Come Before E Or Does It Go Between M And W?

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A Guy Donated Blood To His Girlfriend. After A While They Broke Up And He Wanted It Back. The Girl Threw A Pad At Him And Said.- 'ill Pay U Back In Monthly...

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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A Blonde Takes Her Car To A Mechanic, He Says It's Nothing Serious, Just S**t In The Air Filter. She Says Oh Good, So How Many Times A Day Do I Have To Do That?...

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Dracula Prayed To God In My Next Birth I Want To Be A White Angel With Wings But Still Suck Blood God Granted His Wish And Made Him Stay Free Ultra Wings

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In A 1oo Meter Race,it Was Announced . 1 . 2 . 3 . Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? . Santa: My No Is 4! ...

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Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out..

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Hello Stupid? How R U Stupid? D'not Get Angry Stupid? Stupid Means: S- Supe T- Talented U- Unique P- Personality I- In D- Demand... Now Reply Stupid.....

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Man: Do You Want To Dance? Woman: No Man: Sorry, I Think You Misheard Me...i Said, You Look Fat In Those Pants.

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2 If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Why Do Blondes Drive Bmws? Because They Can Spell It

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Whats The Difference Between A Blonde And A Mosquito? A Mosquito Stops Sucking After You Slap It.

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Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet. Blonde: Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...

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When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You.

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Q: Why Couldn't The Blonde Manage To Make Ice-cubes? A: She Couldn't Find The Recipe.

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What Happened To The Blonde Tap Dancer? She Slipped Off And Fell Down The Drain.

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And The Titanic? A: They Know How Many Men Went Down On The Titanic.

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