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Real Problem Of Old Age: Every Part Of Your Body Feels Stiff Except : The Part That You Want Stiff.! Enjoy Your Age Before Its Too Late -)

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Civil Engineer Asked A Town Planner. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- . . Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d...

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I Am Not Just An Interesting Person, I Have A Body Too

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In The Past, Nobody Had A Watch But Everyone Had Time. Now Everyone Has A Watch But Nobody Has Time.

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I Want You To Feel My Curves...

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Never Ignore Sumbody Who Cares For U , Bcoz Sumday U May Find And Realize , That U Have Lost A Diamond Coz You Were Busy In Collecting Stones In Life !!!!

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Hi!you Have Very Strong Body!i Like It!and You're Eyes Are Beautiful!i Like U..bye..

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If Our Hear Misses Some One, If Our Eyes've Tears For Someone, If Our Life Has Time And Space Of Someone, Then You Really Love That Someone. I Want To Be That...

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Aim For The Stara But Frist Aim For Their Bodyguards

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Which Part Of A Mans Body That Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love? Ans: Heart!..but I Know Wat Were U Thinking!!...

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Man's Body Found In River,name Witheld Til Family Notified.victim Drunk,was Wearing Black Fishnet Stockings,red Garter,pink Gstring,purple Lipstick,and Obama Ts...

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If Ur Body Was A Jail And You Arms Chain With Gladly I Keep My Conviction

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Which Part Of Ur Body Is Most Sensitive During Watching Adult Movies..? Guess.. No. . Dirty Mind.. Its Ur Ears Listng If Any1 Is Cumin..!

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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If I Said U Had A Hot Body Would U Hold It Against Me?

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(_,_)2 Stay (') Young // +se#y (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)do (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)this // (,)) ) ' ( (_,_)mre (,)) (_,_) (')' Often // ' (,)) '...

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Nobody Is Perfect, I Am Nobody

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Which Part... Of A Man's Body Has No Bone Full Of Veins Loves Pumping And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer : Heart!!! But I Luv D Way U Think...

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Body On Body... Skin On Skin... Whispering In Ears... Kissing Open Lips... Willing Eyes... Nibbling Soft Skin... Probing Hand... Breathing Heavy... Moaning Voic...

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Pshht Id Tap That Bump That And Possibly Even Bang That

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Seduce My Mind And You Can Have My Body.find My Soul And I'm Yours Forever.

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Your Smile Relieves My Pain Filled Soul Your Kiss Revives My Beat Less Heart Your Touch Sends Blood Flowing Through Empty Veins Your Body On Mine Gives Warmth T...

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I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But D**n How Much Have You Been Drinking?

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Come On! Get Your Body On The Dance Floor, Don't Be Afraid Of Me! Come On! Get Your Body On The Dance Floor, That's Where You Want To Be. Boy When You Hold Me I...

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