Boss Messages

A Very Attractive Female Employee Asks Her Boss: Sir, Will U Remove Something From My B****t? Boss:wow! What's That? She:ur Eyes, Sir...

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Once A Great Person Said, A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words Its Definitely True See A Photo Of Your Boss Its Worth A Thousand Bad Words....

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Santa Sent Sms To His Boss: Me Sick, No Work. Boss Sms Back: When I Am Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It. Two Hours Later Santa Sms 2 Boss: Me Ok, Ur Wife Very Sweet...

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Pati: Aaj Office Me Sara Din Tanav Raha.patni: Kyo? Kya Hua?pt: Pehle To Kaam Ka Dher, Fir Boss Ki Dantaur Fir Lunch Box Me Kaddu Ki Sabji.

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An Applicant To His New Boss. Sir, I Always Give 100 Percent At Work! Boss: Oh, And How Do You Manage It ? Applicant Replies: Sir, 12 Percent On Monday, 23 O...

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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Boss: You Look Exactly Like My Third Wife. Secretary: How Many Wives Do U Have, Sir? Boss: Two :)

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Sardar Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening. Sardar: Keyboard Alphabets Were ...

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Boss N Secretary Went 2 A Hotel. Boss Asked, Do U Want Me 2 Treat U As A Secretary Or Wife? She Said,as A Wife Boss:ok Then,gud Nite

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Judge: Y Did U Beat Up Ur Boss? Lady: My Boss Called Me From My Office Took Me 2 The Bedroom, Removed My Clothes,laid Me Down Says 'april Fool...'...

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Boss : Where Were You Born ? Sardar : Punjab. Boss : Which Part ? Sardar : Kya Which Part ? Whole Body Born In Punjab.

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Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car? Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With 't'. Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Sta...

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A Vry S**y N Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,wil U Remove Sumthng 4m My B*****s? Boss:wow,wats Tat? Gal:ur Eyes,sir......

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Sardar: U Cheated Me. Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U. Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'all India Radio!

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An Applicant To His New Boss. Sir, I Always Give 100 At Work! Boss: Oh, And How Do You Manage It ? Applicant Replies: Sir, 12 Monday, 23 Tuesday, 40 Wednesd...

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Last Week My Boss Passed Away. No Need To Mourn, He Just Took A Transfer To H**l.

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Boss Gave A Miniskirt To His Secratary As First Month Appreciation Salary. By Seeing Her Performance In Second Month Boss Have Raised Her First Month Salary....

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2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.

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Love Can Be Expressed By Saying I Love You... But How Friendship Can Be Expressed... Think? Think? Think? Think? Think? Nanben Da........

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Angry Boss: Have You Ever Seen An Owl? Employee: (looking Down) No Sir... Boss: Don't Look Down. Look At Me.. :d

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Boss: Where Were You Born? Sardar: India .. Boss: Which Part? Sardar: What 'which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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Whats The Difference Between A Vampire And My Boss? Vampires Roam At Midnight, While My Boss Roams In Broad Daylight.

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The Office Boy Enters Cabin Of Boss, I Think Its Your Phone ,sir. How Do You Know? Boss,well A Voice Said Is That You ,you Old Fool

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Secretary Saw Her Boss's Zip Open.she Told Him Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open Boss.did U C My Ferrari? Secretary No! I Saw A Small Scooter Wid 2 Punctured Tyres...

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Two Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said, We Want 2 Disturb Some Good Person. I Suggest Them Your Name. They Said, We Cannot Disturb Our Boss....

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Boss: Beware Of 50-50-90 Rule! Employee: What Do You Mean Sir? Boss: Anytime You Have A 50-50 Chance Of Getting Something Right, There Is 90 Probability That ...

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Banta: When I Get Mad At You, You Never Fight Back. How Do You Control Ur Anger? Preeto: I Clean The Toilet. Banta: How Does That Help? Preeto: I Use Ur Toot...

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