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Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, Wore In Front Of Her Hubby. Hubby: U Look Very S**y In This Bra! Wife : U Know Salceman Was Also Saying Same Thing....

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A Husband And Wife Are In Bed Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The Husband Asks For S3x. The Wife Says, No. Her Husband Asks, Is That Your Final Answ...

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Bra:he Almost Squeezed Life Out Of Me Panty:he Almost Ripped Me Apart Nightie:will U 2 Plz B Quiet I'm Trying 2 Take A Nap.i'v Been Up All Night

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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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Why Dont Witches Wear Panties? . . . . . . . . So They Can Get A Better Grip On The Broom..

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Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You R White? Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking...!...

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Wife: Give Me Some Money. I Want To Buy A Bra. Husband: Why? You Have Nothing To Put In It! Wife: You Wear Shorts!

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..... ...... ..girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I...

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A 13 Year Girl At The Bra Shop. Girl:show Me Bra. Shopkeeper: 36? Girl:smaller Shopkeeper:32? Girl:smaller Shopkeeper:20? Girl:smaller Shopkeeper:16? Girl:small...

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Want To See A Hot Girl Bathing? Press . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You Wasted So Much ...

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What R U Doing? A Guy : Mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk......

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A 13 Year Girl At A Bra Shop... Girl-show Me Bra Shop Keeper-36? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-32? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-24? Girl-smaller Shop Keeper-20? ...

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A Boy Girl Go 4 Shoping. Girl- (jokingly)- U Hve Nothing In Ur Head Den Y R U Buying A Helmet? Boy- Yesterday U Purchsed A Bra, Did I Ask U Anything..?...

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Customer: My Wife Needs A Bra But I Don't Know The Size. Salesgirl: Touch My B****t And Try To Calculate. Customer: Oh I Forget She Needs Panties Too....

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Poisonous Bra --- Cobra Mathemetical Bra---- Algebra Striped Bra---- Zebra Strongestbra---- Vertibra Sunsignbra---- Libra Magical(invisible)bra---abra Ka D...

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Girl In Class Takes Biscuits From Bra , Eats And Again Hides Back In Bra. Teacher: What Ru Doing? A Guy:mam She 's Dipping Biscuits In Milk...

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A Good Friend.... Is Like A Good Bra..... ......................... Hard To Find, Very Comfortable, Supportive, And Always Close..... To The Heart....!....

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Girl Told Her Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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Height Of Insult :- Boy To His Girlfriend: Would U Wear Gloves If U Had No Hands? Girlfriend: No! Boy: Why Do U Wear A Bra Then?.

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Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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Q........y Do Girls Dont Put Mobile Phones In Their Bra? A.........bcoz Vibration Convert Milk Into Butter Milk..

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Bra And Bar Both Have Same Alphabets. Both Are Drinking Zones. Both Have Restricted Time Of Opening And Closing. But When Opened, Both Make Man Crazy...

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A Good Friend Is Like A Bra =--()-()--= Comfortable, Supportive, Prevents U From Falling, Holding U Tight, N Always Close To Ur Heart......

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Girl 2 Mom. Mom My Bra Get Tighten When I See That Boy. Then The Mom Replied Next Time Dont Wear The Bra, His Pant Would Tightn Ha Ha Ha

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A Boy Open His Pants And Ask A Girl . . Do U Want This? Girl Remove Her Skirt And Panties And Replied: My Mom Said: You Have This And You Will Get Plenty Of ...

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Man To Sales Girl: My Wife Needs A Bra But I Dont Know The Size Girl : Touch My B****t And Try To Calculate. Man: Ioh I Forgot, She Needs Panties Too!...

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Newtons Bra Law.. Elasticity Of A Bra Is Directly Proportional To Weight Of Two B***s And Inversly Proportional To Distance Between Two N*****s.

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Poisonous Bra= Cobra, Mathematical Bra=algebra, Sunsign Bra=libra, Magical Bra=aabra Ka Dabra, Animal Bra=zebra, Improve Ur Gk Because U Knw Only One Bra!!!!...

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A Good Friend.... Is Like A Good Bra..... ......................... Hard To Find, Very Comfortable, Supportive, And Always Close..... To The Heart....!.....

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A Gud Friend Is Like A Gud Bra... Hard 2 Find- Comfortable- Supportive- Prevents U From Falling- Holds U Tight- And Is Always Close 2 Ur Heart!

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Why R Bra Sizes Measured As A,b,c,d,e,f Not 1,2,3,4,5? Coz.. A=as Flat As Airport Runway B=barely Seen C=comfortable D=d**n Good E=enormous F=fake!!...

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Wife: Give Me Some Money. I Want To Buy A Bra. Husband: Why? You Have Nothing To Put In It! Wife: Well, You Wear Shorts!!

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U R My Bra.. A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard To Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart! Sen 2 All Ur Bras,plus Me....

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There R 2 Typs Of Hooks. 1st Is Cricket Hook 2nd Is Bra's Hook. 1st Is Used To Send Ball Out Side D Boundry 2nd Is Used To Adjust Balls Inside D Boundary....

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What Is Similar Between Condom And Bra? Both Wearable What You Thought?

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-- ( . )v( . ) -- Take This Bra.you Dont Wear, It Is Of Your Girlfriend, She Forget It In My Home In Playing She Is Mad.i Cry If You Say Thanks...

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Wife Bought A New Transparent Bra, . . . . . . . Wore In Front Of Her Hubby. Hubby: U Look Very S**y In This Bra! Wife : U Know Salesman Was Also Saying Same Th...

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Lady Lost Her Bra And Panty! . . . . . . . . . . She Let The Dog 2 Smell Her Pu**y N Asked 2 Search. D Next Day Dog Came Back With Dozens Of Used Condoms....

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