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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Got A Gift 4 U! No Cost! No Batteries Required! Tax Free, Performs Silently, Extremely Personal! Fully Returnable! Its A Hug From Me 2 U...

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Life Is A Railway Station Where Love Is A Train, It Would Come Go Anytime But Friendship Is A Railway Track ==================== It Remains Forever So Make Go...

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There Is A Limit For Love And Food . . .! If Anyone Cross That Limit.... She Will End Up Vomiting..!! Read Once Again . . . . . :-)

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Investing Time In Yourself Is The Only Safe Investment That Will Give You Maximum Return Throughout Life.

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Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who's The Fairest Of Them All? The Mirror Laughed And Gave A Howl, Its Not You, You Ugly Cow!

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When You Love Someone Truly, You Don’t Look For Faults, You Don’t Look For Answers, You Don’t Look For Mistakes. Instead, You Fight The Mistakes, You Acce...

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Can Not Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Does Not Mean You Start F U...

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Smile A While When U Smile, Smile Another Smile Soon There Will B Miles Miles Of Smile Bcoz You Smiled I Wish Your Day Is Full Of Smile....

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An Arabian Proverb:- A True Well Friend Is One Who Talks About Ur Weakness In Front Of U, And Talks About Ur Strength In Front Of Others

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Sweetness Can Be Defined Without Honey. Fragnance Can Be Defined Without Rose. But, Friendship Can't Be Defined Without You.

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Even If We Have.. Less Talks Less Hellos Less Stories Less Greetings But Always Remembr That My Prayers Wil Never Be Less For You....

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business? Student: Father In Law...nice

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Live Is The Way How U Look At It: Livetogether Some Will Read As: Live Together Others: Live To Gether And Some Will Read It As: Live To Get ...

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Now That I Can Afford Expensive Jewelry, It's Not Safe To Wear It Anywhere.

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Care For The One Who Shares With U, Share With The One Who Knows U, Know The One Who Misses U, Miss The One Who Well Wishes For U, Wish U A Very Good Luck!

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A Management Student Hugs A Girl... Girl: What Is This ? Boy : Direct Marketing .. *girl Slaps The Boy* Boy: What Is This? Girl: Customer Feed Back !...

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An Economist Beautifully Explains 2 Reasons 4 Having 2 Wifes..!! Monoply Should B Broken ... And Compition Improve The Services.... !!!:d...

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If U R Cute, U Can Call Me Baby, If U R Nice, U Can Call Me Sweety, If U R Hot, U Can Call Me Tonight.

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John Wins 20 Million From Rs.20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11 Milion After Deducting Tax. Angry John : Give Me 20 Million Or Else Return Rs.20 Back....

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If Love And Friendship Could Be Bought Or Sold As If They Were Stocks And Shares, Those Wise Enough To Invest In You S**y Would All Be Millionaires!!!

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Friend Is First. Figure Is Next. Friend Is Toppu. Figure Is Aappu. Friend Is Life. Figure Is Knife. Friend Is Eye. Figure Is Lie. Friend Is Super. Figu...

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Height Of Jhatka:: A Boy After Spending Gr8 Time With His Gf, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag Asked-is He Ur X Bf? Gf Kissed Him Nd Said No Dear Its Me Before Su...

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Friendship Is A Priceless Gift That Can't Be Bought Or Sold, But To Have An Understanding Friend Is Far More Worth Than Gold..!! :-)

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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If U Ever Need Me And There Are Hundred Steps Between Us. You Can Take The 1st Step And I Will Take All The 99steps To Be There For You...

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Q ? What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers ? Ans : Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons , Civil Engineers Build Targets For T...

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One Ev...

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of Accounting ? 1 + 1 = 2 (in Private Sector) 1 + 1 = 11 (in Government Sector)...

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Santa Went For An Interview Bank Manager: What Is Cyclone ? Santa: It Is A Smallest Loan Given By Bank To Buy A Cycle.

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Santa (to Receptionist Of Hotel): Can U Give Me A Room & A Bath? Receptionist: I Can Give U A Room, But U Will Have 2 Have A Bath Yourself.

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Future Of Engineers: Extc: Radio Repair Comp/it: Typing Master Mech: Cycle Tube Puncture Elec: Fan Mixer Repair And... Civil: Gutter Cleaning.. :p

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At The End Of A Business- With- Pleasure Deal: Gene: It Was My Pleasure Doing Business With You, Ms. Beautiful. Ms. B. It Was My Business Doing Pleasure For...

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Small Minds Talk Abt Sales. Average Minds Talk About Business, Great Minds Talk Abt Growth, Bt Champions Like U Nevr Talk, They Just Perform N The World T...

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. . A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said . This Is Worse Than Divorce . I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife...

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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If U Trust Some One, Trust Till The End; Whatever The Results May Be, In The End Either U'll Have A Very Good Friend Or A Very Good Lesson...!!

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