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When U Rise Up, Your Friend Know Who You Are.when You Fall Down, You Know Who Your Friend Are.

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of Accounting ? 1 + 1 = 2 (in Private Sector) 1 + 1 = 11 (in Government Sector)...

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business? Student: Father In Law.

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An Arabian Proverb:- A True Well Friend Is One Who Talks About Ur Weakness In Front Of U, And Talks About Ur Strength In Front Of Others

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Q. Wh8's The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ? A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -...

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Smile A While When U Smile, Smile Another Smile Soon There Will B Miles Miles Of Smile Bcoz You Smiled I Wish Your Day Is Full Of Smile....

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When You Love Someone Truly, You Don't Look For Faults, You Don't Look For Answers, You Don't Look For Mistakes. Instead, You Fight The Mistakes, You Accept The...

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A Mobile Is Like Women Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.

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Smile Is A Language Of Love, Smile Is A Way 2 Get Success. Smile Is 2 Win Hearts, Smile Improves Ur Personality. So Please Brush Daily!

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An Award Winning Add By Durex Condom (u.s.a): To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products Happy Fathers Day !!

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There Is A Gift That Gold Cannot Buy, A Blessing Thats Rare True, Thats The Gift Of A Wonderful Friend, Like The Friend That I Have In U!

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Aaj K Din Ki Namaz Aaj K Din Ki Dua Aaj K Din Ki Prayer Aaj K Din Ka Paath Sab Tumhare Liye Hai So H.birthday Frnd

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A Coffee Bite Cost Rs1, A Rose Cost Rs 10, A Honda City Cost Rs 10 Lac, But A True Friend Cost Is A Billion....

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Santa-banta Broke A Bank, But Instead Of Cash They Find Bottles Of Chilled Red Wine. Happily They Drink And Left Next Day Headline Braking News Blood Bank Rob...

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Dont Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone Says Dont Call Me Now....

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Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, P Lease Make All My Friends Fat. Amen....

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Keep The Lamp Of Friendship Burning With Oil Of Love, Because Sun Rises In The East And Set In The Westbut The Friendship Rises In The Heart And Sets After Deat...

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Award Winning Quote By A Bra Company Owner : We Are Banging What God Left Hanging.

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I Read In D Newspaper Dat Sending Sms To Frenz Means Wastage Of Time Money. So, I've Decided 2 Stop . . . . Readingnewspaper

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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U R 100 Percent Beautiful, U R 100 Percent Lovely, U R 100 Percent Sweet, U R 100 Percent Nice, And U R 100 Percent Stupid To Believe These Words...

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Girl: Sorry Sir U Can't Smoke Here . . Customer: But I Bought The Cigarettes From Your Shop? . . Girl: We Also Sell Condom. You Can't Start Fucckking Here...

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Life Throws You Curve Balls Every Now And Then,the Thing Is You Gotta Know When To Swing To Get Far.

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Sweetness Can Be Defined Without Honey Love Can Be Defined Without Rose But Friendship Can't Be Defined Without You.

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I Miss Your Joy And Laughter I Miss Your Company You Are An Inpsiration To Me Youare My Muse, My Mentor I Miss Your Smile.

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Question: What's Common Between Guys And A Vcd Player? Answer: Both Go Backward....................forward............backward..............forward......back...

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I Take One Step Forward And Two Steps Back When I Think Of Telling You That I Love You Because Iam Afraid To Lose You

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Can't Read My, Can't Read My No He Can't Read My Poker Face (she's Got To Love Nobody) Can't Read My, Can't Read My No He Can't Read My Poker Face (she's Got To...

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business?student: “father In Law”....

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Will Ne...

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One Ev...

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands All Day. Husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday.....

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Love: Increase Ur Heart Value Smile: Increase Ur Face Value Pleasure: Increase Ur Mind Value Friendship: Increase Ur Life Value!

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My Supervisor Said, I Need Anger Management, I Told Him, I'm Angry Enough With The Management

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A Stockbroker Urged Me To Buy A Stock That Would Triple Its Value Every Year. I Told Him, At My Age, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas.

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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In ‘the Universal Bank Of God’… God Stores His Blessings & Deposited 365 Days Full Of Love, Faith & Happiness For You… So,enjoy Spending… Happy ...

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business? Student: Father In Law...nice

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I Have Heard From The Phone Company, The Water Company, The Electric Company, But Haven't Heard From You. Too Bad, It's Your Company I Love The Most.

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Negative Thinkers Focus On Problems Possitive Thinkers Focus Onsolutions So Be Possitive At Any Time In Your Life...

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