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Sweetness Can Be Defined Without Honey. Fragnance Can Be Defined Without Rose. But, Friendship Can't Be Defined Without You.

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands Allday.husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday....

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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Life Is Fixed Call Lover Is Missed Call Wife Is Received Call Mother Is Important Call But Friend Is Fevicol.......

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Customer : How Much Is That Banana For?salesperson : Rs.10customer : Can You Sell It To Me For Rs.6?salesperson : At That Rate, You Will Only Get The Banana Pee...

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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You Look Sweet Wen You Read My Messages. Youlook Sweeter Wen You Read My Message And Smile. You Look Sweetest When You Read My Messages, Smile And Reply. So, Tr...

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Can Not Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Does Not Mean You Start F U...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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Rajnikant Never Drive The Car On Road ,he Just Sit Inside The Car And Road Takes His Car To The Destination

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Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! Always Ultra: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!...

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My Eyez Reacted, My Mind Was Attracted, My Heart Was Affected, Thousands Were Rejected, But U Alone Was Selected!!

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.

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Keep The Lamp Of Friendship Burning With Oil Of Love, Because Sun Rises In The East And Set In The Westbut The Friendship Rises In The Heart And Sets After Deat...

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If U Ever Need Me And There Are Hundred Steps Between Us. You Can Take The 1st Step And I Will Take All The 99steps To Be There For You...

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Even If We Have.. Less Talks Less Hellos Less Stories Less Greetings But Always Remembr That My Prayers Wil Never Be Less For You....

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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A Management Student Hugs A Girl... Girl: What Is This ? Boy : Direct Marketing .. *girl Slaps The Boy* Boy: What Is This? Girl: Customer Feed Back !...

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Full Stop Is End, Bcoz We Can Write A New Sentece After It. Same In Life, Failure Is Not The Real End, But It Can Be A Real Begining Of Success...

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Life Throws You Curve Balls Every Now And Then,the Thing Is You Gotta Know When To Swing To Get Far.

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A True Wellwisher Is 1 Who Talks About Ur Weakness In Front Of U & Talks About Ur Strength In Front Of Others

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Financial Management! A Begar Found 100rs He Decided To Have A Great Dinner In 5 Star He Went To A Hotel N Enjoyed The Diner, When Bill Came He Said I Hav No ...

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If Love & Friendship Could Be Brought Or Sold As If They Were Stocks & Shares Those Wise Enough To Invest In You Sexy Would All Be Millionaires!!!

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U Look Sweet When U Open My Sms U Look Sweeter When U Read And Smile But U Look The Sweetest When U Reply So.. Always Try To Look Sweetest

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Hey Hav You Heared The News?..now Phone Call Will Be Billed According To Ur Brain Size.bigger Ur Brain Is,much Will B The Call Rate. Voila!!!you Can Make Fr...

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Delhi:save Water Mumbai:save Petrol Kashmir:save Economy Rajasthan:save Trees Gujarati : Save Gathia,,save Faafada,, Save Puri,,save Usal,,nd Save Khaman......

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business? Student: Father In Law...nice

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A Good Plan For Today Is Better Than A Great Plan For Tommorow. Look Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence...

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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank's Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True......

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Beat This !! Sachin Tendulkar: Boost Is The Secret Of My Energy. Boost: Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of My Energy :p

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The More A Person Is Confused By What You Say, The More They Will Agree With You.

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Neverleave A True Relation For Some Faults, Because Nobody Is Perfect,nobody Is Correct, And At The End Affection Is Always Greater Thenperfection..!!...

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If Love Friendship Could Be Brought Or Sold As If They Were Stocks Shares Those Wise Enough To Invest In You S**y Would All Be Millionaires!!!

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Girl: Sorry Sir U Can't Smoke Here Customer: But I Bought The Cigarettes From Your Shop? Girl: We Also Sell Condom. You Can't Start F**king Here

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Your Cell Phone Is Broken! Please Make It Vertically Down On It Share It! Repeat This Process 4 To 5 Times! Your Operator.

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U Look Sweet When U Read My Message. U Look Sweeter When U Read My Message And Smile. U Look Sweetest When U Read My Message, Smile And Reply. So, Try To Look S...

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Beach Sand, Perfect Tans. Day Walks, Night Talks. Sleepless Nights, Pillow Fights. Spending Every Day With Those Who Matter Most.

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Money Loss Nothing Loss Time Loss Something Loss But . . . . . . Character Loss Everything Loss....

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