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U R 100 Percent Beautiful, U R 100 Percent Lovely, U R 100 Percent Sweet, U R 100 Percent Nice, And U R 100 Percent Stupid To Believe These Words........

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Neverleave A True Relation For Some Faults, Because Nobody Is Perfect,nobody Is Correct, And At The End Affection Is Always Greater Thenperfection..!!...

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Boy:i Am Not Rich Like Rohit,i Dont Even Have A Bid Car Like Rohit.but I Really Love You Girl:i Love U Too,but Tell Me More About Rohit

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Your 100 Percent Beautiful, Your 100 Percent Lovely, Your 100 Percent Sweet, Your 100 Percent Nice, And Your 100 Percent Stupid To Believe These Words....

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Its Too Hard To Loose Someone Who Is 99percent Cute, 98percent Sweet, 97percent Loving, 96percent Talented And 100percent Friendly, Thats Me, Wha...

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We Realise That The Value Of Life Increase Only After It Is Lost For E.g. Alive Chiken 80rs. Chiken Tandoori 200rs....

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True Wealth Is Not A Matter Of Bank Accounts And Assets It's In The Values We Live And Share As Well As The Person We Keep In Touch With Care And Love...

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Sweetness Can Be Defined Without Honey Love Can Be Defined Without Rose But Friendship Can't Be Defined Without You.

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed...

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Santa (to Receptionist Of Hotel): Can U Give Me A Room & A Bath? Receptionist: I Can Give U A Room, But U Will Have 2 Have A Bath Yourself.

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Friend Is First. Figure Is Next. Friend Is Toppu. Figure Is Aappu. Friend Is Life. Figure Is Knife. Friend Is Eye. Figure Is Lie. Friend Is Super. Figu...

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Friendship Is A Priceless Gift That Can't Be Bought Or Sold, But To Have An Understanding Friend Is Far More Worth Than Gold..!! :-)

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If Love And Friendship Could Be Bought Or Sold As If They Were Stocks And Shares, Those Wise Enough To Invest In You S**y Would All Be Millionaires!!!

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Full Stop Is End, Bcoz We Can Write A New Sentece After It. Same In Life, Failure Is Not The Real End, But It Can Be A Real Begining Of Success...

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Wipro-weak Input, Poor Rubbish Output Hcl-hidden Costs Loses Tcs-totaly Confusing Solutions Ibm-implicitly Boring Machines Press Down 2 C D Best Company I...

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There Is A Limit For Love And Food . . .! If Anyone Cross That Limit.... She Will End Up Vomiting..!! Read Once Again . . . . . :-)

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor.

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Friend Is An Angel, Someone Thats True, An Angel I Luv And, Who Luvs Me 2!, Someone Who Cares Me, Everything I Do, A Friend And Angel, For Me Its U...

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Hi I Sent U Many Msgs Bt I Thnk U R Nt Interested In Rplying To Even A Single.... So I Hav Deleted Ur Number. Gud Bye 4ever Santa Said 2 Customer Care....

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Two Blondes Were Driving To Tokyo Disneyland When They Saw A Sign That Read, Tokyo Disneyland Left, So They Turned Around And Went Home.

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Income Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.......please Don't Buy "onions"......

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Latest Rajni Inventions- 1. Waterproof Towel 2. Pedal Power Wheelchair 3. Book On How 2 Read!! Thats Rajni!!

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Blond Is Standing On The Bank Of The River And Think Of Ways To Go To The Other Side. Suddenly Sees Another Blonde On The Other Bank, And She Screams: - Eee Ma...

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts.without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest

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Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, P Lease Make All My Friends Fat. Amen....

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1day Santa Had A Dream,in That Some1 Killed Him.next Day He Closed His Bank A/c. Bcoz Banks Slogan Was We Make Your Dreams Come True

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Don't Mind About The People Who Says Sumthing Behind Ur Back!they Are The One Who's Finding Faults About Urself Instead Of Fixing Faults About Themselves...=)

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As Promised To Obama,india Is Giving Jobs To Americans... Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruitment ...!!

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What's The Difference Between A P*n*s And A Bonus??? . . . Your Wife Will Always Blow Your Bonus!!!

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A Man Saw A Board At The Center Of A River, He Tried To Read,but He Couldnt Read,so He Swims Into River And Read Crocodile Inside - Dont Swim Star Music......

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Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who's The Fairest Of Them All? The Mirror Laughed And Gave A Howl, Its Not You, You Ugly Cow!

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Sms Doesn't Only Mean Small Messaging Service But It Also Means. Special Moment Sharing With Someone More Special Like U...

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Dear Customer, We Would Like To Inform You That, Your True Friend Mr/mrs___is Missing You A Lot. Thank You. Sender

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Life Is Fixed Call Lover Is Missed Call Wife Is Received Call Mother Is Important Call But Friend Is Fevicol.......

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U Look Sweet When U Open My Sms U Look Sweeter When U Read And Smile But U Look The Sweetest When U Reply So.. Always Try To Look Sweetest

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Boom, Boom, Woman You Know That I Will Drive You Crazy, Boom, Boom, Turn You Inside, 'till You Will Say That: I Love You Baby! Boom, Boom,, Woman You Make Me ...

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My Supervisor Said, I Need Anger Management, I Told Him, I'm Angry Enough With The Management

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