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Once Rajni Goes For Ca Income Tax Xam...the Answer He Give In Xam Is Became Next Year Tax Rules... Wana Rascalla Mind It....

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Teacher: Students Who R All Lazy, Pls Rise Up Their Hands.. (everyone Except Ajay Rises Their Hands) Teacher: Aren't Yu Lazy.. Ajay- I Feel Too Lazy To Rise ...

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Beach Sand, Perfect Tans. Day Walks, Night Talks. Sleepless Nights, Pillow Fights. Spending Every Day With Those Who Matter Most.

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Its Too Heard To Loose Someone Who Is 99 Percent Cute, 98 Percent Sweet, 97 Percent Loving, 96 Percent Talented And 100 Percent Friendly, Thats Me, Whats A Was...

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When You Love Someone Truly, You Don't Look For Faults, You Don't Look For Answers, You Don't Look For Mistakes. Instead, You Fight The Mistakes, You Accept The...

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Future Of Engineers: Extc: Radio Repair Comp/it: Typing Master Mech: Cycle Tube Puncture Elec: Fan Mixer Repair And... Civil: Gutter Cleaning.. :p

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Look At The Brightness Of The Lamp, Not The Darkness Underneath It. Optimism Is Not A Attribute, Its A Way Of Life...

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Financial Management! A Begar Found 100rs He Decided To Have A Great Dinner In 5 Star He Went To A Hotel N Enjoyed The Diner, When Bill Came He Said I Hav No ...

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Your 100 Percent Beautiful, Your 100 Percent Lovely, Your 100 Percent Sweet, Your 100 Percent Nice, And Your 100 Percent Stupid To Believe These Words....

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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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Condom Says To Whisper : Buddy Every Months U Stop My Business For One Week . . . . . Whisper Says : Ahh If U Make A Mistake One Time, I'll Loose My Business F...

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Investing Time In Yourself Is The Only Safe Investment That Will Give You Maximum Return Throughout Life.

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If U Ever Need Me And There Are Hundred Steps Between Us. You Can Take The 1st Step And I Will Take All The 99steps To Be There For You...

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Money Loss Nothing Loss Time Loss Something Loss But . . . . . . Character Loss Everything Loss....

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Men Are Like Bank Accounts. Without A Lot Of Money They Don't Generate A Lot Of Interest.

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Care For The One Who Shares With U, Share With The One Who Knows U, Know The One Who Misses U, Miss The One Who Well Wishes For U, Wish U A Very Good Luck!

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Why Is The River Rich? .............................................................................................................................. . . . . . ...

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Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track. Banta: Santa U'll Die. Santa: U'll Die Bcoz Haven�t U Heard Train Is Coming On Platform....

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Girl-kya Tm Mjsepyar Krte Ho?golu-hagrl-lekin Tm To Meri Parwah Nhi Krtegolu-oye...pyar Krnewale Kisi Ki Parwah Nhi Krte

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. . . . . . . . . Bewaqoof Kahin Ka . . April Fool Ko Msg Dhoond Raha Hay :-)...

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor.

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Will Ne...

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Santa Had A Dream In Which Someone Murdered Him. Next Day He Closed His Bank Account. Know Why? Because The Bank’s Slogan Was: We Make Your Dreams Come True...

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I Wish The Chemists Who Successfully Removed The Lead From Our Gasoline Would Try The Same Thing On Our Politicians....

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At The End Of A Business- With- Pleasure Deal: Gene: It Was My Pleasure Doing Business With You, Ms. Beautiful. Ms. B. It Was My Business Doing Pleasure For...

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. . Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! . Always Says: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!!!...

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A Management Student Hugs A Girl... Girl: What Is This ? Boy : Direct Marketing .. *girl Slaps The Boy* Boy: What Is This? Girl: Customer Feed Back !...

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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Wife : How I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Your Hands All Day.. Husband : Same Here, I Wish That You Were A Newspaper Too So I Could Have A New One Ev...

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Sms Doesn't Only Mean Small Messaging Service But It Also Means. Special Moment Sharing With Someone More Special Like U...

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What Iz Pure & Simple Definiti0n Of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (in Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (in Government Sect0r)...

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World History Five Kings Human Life: . 1) Smo-king 2) Drin-king 3) Lic-king 4) Suc-king . . Of Course His Majesty... . 5) Fuc-king!!!...

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Your Cell Phone Is Broken! Please Make It Vertically Down On It Share It! Repeat This Process 4 To 5 Times! Your Operator.

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1day Santa Had A Dream,in That Some1 Killed Him.next Day He Closed His Bank A/c. Bcoz Banks Slogan Was We Make Your Dreams Come True

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Income Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On Your All High Value Transactions!!! ... ... .. .. So, Dnt Buy Onions!! Hahaha......

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Life Throws You Curve Balls Every Now And Then,the Thing Is You Gotta Know When To Swing To Get Far.

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Patient : Doctor, You Have Given Two Prescriptions.! Doctor : Yes, This One Is To To Make You Feel Better And The Other One To Make The Drug Company Feel ...

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