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I Am Opening An Emotional Bank Account For U Sweetheart, So Deposit Your Love In It And You Will Get The Interest ... :)

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Once Rajni Goes For Ca Income Tax Xam...the Answer He Give In Xam Is Became Next Year Tax Rules... Wana Rascalla Mind It....

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If Im A Blank Cd Wat 5 Songs Idededicate Mo Skn? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Ung True Ha, Para Aman Maalala Kta Pag Nrinig Q.. Plz.. Answer It ..tnx..!!!:)...

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I Wish The Chemists Who Successfully Removed The Lead From Our Gasoline Would Try The Same Thing On Our Politicians....

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Your Cell Phone Is Broken! Please Make It Vertically Down On It Share It! Repeat This Process 4 To 5 Times! Your Operator.

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Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who's The Fairest Of Them All? The Mirror Laughed And Gave A Howl, Its Not You, You Ugly Cow!

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Cannt Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Dosnt Mean You Start F**king ...

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Condom Says To Whisper : Buddy Every Months U Stop My Business For One Week . . . . . Whisper Says : Ahh If U Make A Mistake One Time, I'll Loose My Business F...

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Santa-banta Broke A Bank, But Instead Of Cash They Find Bottles Of Chilled Red Wine. Happily They Drink And Left Next Day Headline Braking News Blood Bank Rob...

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Full Stop Is End, Bcoz We Can Write A New Sentece After It. Same In Life, Failure Is Not The Real End, But It Can Be A Real Begining Of Success...

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Ngpay Is An Application By Which U Can Access Ur Hdfc As Well As Axis Bank Account From Ur Mobile. U Can Even Transfer Balance To 3rd Party

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The Full Form Of Chocolate Brands: Kitkat: Kiss In Time, Kiss At Time. Perk: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss. Munch: Meet Urgently Now For A Charming Hug! So Th...

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The Biggest Mistake Of Girls Listen Half......) Understand Quarter.....) But Telldouble

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A Call Girl Married Her Pimp. Someone Asked- What Does Your Husband Do? Call Girl: He Is My Marketing Director!!

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U R 100 Percent Beautiful, U R 100 Percent Lovely, U R 100 Percent Sweet, U R 100 Percent Nice, And U R 100 Percent Stupid To Believe These Words...

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Life Is A Railway Station Where Love Is A Train, It Would Come Go Anytime But Friendship Is A Railway Track ==================== It Remains Forever So Make Go...

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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Q. Wh8's The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ? A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -...

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If Friendship Could Be Bought And Sold Like Stock And Shares, People Who Invested In You, Would Be Millionaires

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If 007 Is James Bond, Wht Is 111? Try-try... Simple. Its James Bond In Binary..!! Only Engineers Think Different....

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Investing Time In Yourself Is The Only Safe Investment That Will Give You Maximum Return Throughout Life.

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Customer : How Much Is That Banana For?salesperson : Rs.10customer : Can You Sell It To Me For Rs.6?salesperson : At That Rate, You Will Only Get The Banana Pee...

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A Coffee Bite Cost Rs1, A Rose Cost Rs 10, A Honda City Cost Rs 10 Lac, But A True Friend Cost Is A Billion....

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Got A Gift 4 U! No Cost! No Batteries Required! Tax Free, Performs Silently, Extremely Personal! Fully Returnable! Its A Hug From Me 2 U...

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Full Stop Is End, Bcoz We Can Write A New Sentece After It. Same In Life, Failure Is Not The Real End, But It Can Be A Real Begining Of Success...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business? Student: Father In Law.

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Customer: My Wife Needs A Bra But I Don't Know The Size. Salesgirl: Touch My B****t And Try To Calculate. Customer: Oh I Forget She Needs Panties Too....

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Beach Sand, Perfect Tans. Day Walks, Night Talks. Sleepless Nights, Pillow Fights. Spending Every Day With Those Who Matter Most.

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Read It Carefuly: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Today.but Today Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today. Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.

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O,, O /),/) ( ' ' ) ( ' ' ) (,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,) U'n Me Forever.. And Of Ever And More Ever!

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A Mobile Is Like Women - Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service....

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I Have Nothing To Offer U In This World. Its Only My.. . . . . Lovely Friendship

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When You Love Someone Truly, You Don't Look For Faults, You Don't Look For Answers, You Don't Look For Mistakes. Instead, You Fight The Mistakes, You Accept The...

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Dont B A Parrot In Life, Be An Eagle. A Parrot Speaks But Cant Fly High, But An Eagle Is Silent N Has Willpower To Touch The Sky....

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U Look Sweet When U Open My Sms U Look Sweeter When U Read And Smile But U Look The Sweetest When U Reply So.. Always Try To Look Sweetest

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