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Why Were All The Engineers So Happy After Watching 3 Idiots ? Now Delivery Will Be Done By Engineers Not Doctors. Another Source Of Placement After Completion ...

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An Imp Msg To All Boys Try Dis Send Less Msgs To Ur Girl Friend And The Balance Goes Up And U Save 50 Rs A Month So Avoid Girl Friends And Save Currenc...

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Best Ad By An Ac Company . . . Buy Acs Because ...the Youth Of Today Is Committing Suicides Using Fans .. =p -...

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A Good Plan For Today Is Better Than A Great Plan For Tommorow. Look Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence...

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Friendship Is A Priceless Gift That Can't Be Bought Or Sold, But To Have An Understanding Friend Is Far More Worth Than Gold..!! :-)

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Look At The Brightness Of The Lamp, Not The Darkness Underneath It. Optimism Is Not A Attribute, Its A Way Of Life...

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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business? Student: Father In Law.

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Life Throws You Curve Balls Every Now And Then,the Thing Is You Gotta Know When To Swing To Get Far.

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The Best Stock Investments You Can Make Are Condom Companies. They Are Bound To Go Up Eventually.

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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. . Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! . Always Says: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!!!...

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Neverleave A True Relation For Some Faults, Because Nobody Is Perfect,nobody Is Correct, And At The End Affection Is Always Greater Thenperfection..!!...

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Dont B A Parrot In Life, Be An Eagle. A Parrot Speaks But Cant Fly High, But An Eagle Is Silent N Has Willpower To Touch The Sky....

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Cannt Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Dosnt Mean You Start F**king ...

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Santa-banta Broke A Bank, But Instead Of Cash They Find Bottles Of Chilled Red Wine. Happily They Drink And Left Next Day Headline Braking News Blood Bank Rob...

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When U Propose A Girl.its Direct Marketing.when U Call Her Its Telemarketing.when She Walks 2 U, Its Brand Recognition N When She Slaps U ,its Customer Feedback...

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Look At The Brightness Of The Lamp, Not The Darkness Underneath It. Optimism Is Not A Attribute, Its A Way Of Life...

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Full Stop Is End, Bcoz We Can Write A New Sentece After It. Same In Life, Failure Is Not The Real End, But It Can Be A Real Begining Of Success...

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Customer: My Wife Needs A Bra But I Don't Know The Size. Salesgirl: Touch My B****t And Try To Calculate. Customer: Oh I Forget She Needs Panties Too....

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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U Look Sweet When U Read My Sms, Sweeter When U Read Smile, But U Look Sweetest When U Read, Smile Reply. So, Try To Look Sweetest Always.. Sweet Heart...

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Q. Wh8's The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ? A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -...

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Santa Went For An Interview Bank Manager: What Is Cyclone ? Santa: It Is A Smallest Loan Given By Bank To Buy A Cycle.

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Neverleave A True Relation For Some Faults, Because Nobody Is Perfect,nobody Is Correct, And At The End Affection Is Always Greater Thenperfection..!!...

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Salesgirl: Sir, You Can't Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought These Cigars From Your Store. Salesgirl: We Sell Condoms Also, But It Doesn't Mean That You Can F*c...

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Even If We Have.. Less Talks Less Hellos Less Stories Less Greetings But Always Remembr That My Prayers Wil Never Be Less For You....

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Don”t Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone & Says Don”t Call Me Now....

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Full Stop Is End, Bcoz We Can Write A New Sentece After It. Same In Life, Failure Is Not The Real End, But It Can Be A Real Begining Of Success...

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A Man Saw A Board At The Center Of A River, He Tried To Read,but He Couldnt Read,so He Swims Into River And Read Crocodile Inside - Dont Swim Star Music......

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On Diz Frndship Day On Diz Frndship Day Let's Promise To Our Frndz -evn If 1 Of Us Becomes ...ceo Of A Company V Wd Call Him/her N Say Natak Mat Kar Kamine, Aaj...

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U Look Sweet When U Read My Message. U Look Sweeter When U Read My Message And Smile. U Look Sweetest When U Read My Message, Smile And Reply. So, Try To Look S...

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There Is A Limit For Love And Food . . .! If Anyone Cross That Limit.... She Will End Up Vomiting..!! Read Once Again . . . . . :-)

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An Award Winning Ad By Durex Condo**: . . To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products, . . Happy Fathers Day

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People Like You R One In Billion So Always Take Care Of Yourself, Coz I Ain't In A Mood To Search Another Billion For A Lovely Person Like You :)...

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Condom Says To Whisper : Buddy Every Months U Stop My Business For One Week . . . . . Whisper Says : Ahh If U Make A Mistake One Time, I'll Loose My Business F...

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What Do The Numbers 11, 69, And 88 All Have In Common? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... They Read The Same Backwards A...

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U R 100 Percent Beautiful, U R 100 Percent Lovely, U R 100 Percent Sweet, U R 100 Percent Nice, And U R 100 Percent Stupid To Believe These Words...

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When U Rise Up, Your Friend Know Who You Are. When You Fall Down, You Know Who Your Friend Are.

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If U Ever Need Me And There Are Hundred Steps Between Us. You Can Take The 1st Step And I Will Take All The 99steps To Be There For You...

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