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Investing Time In Yourself Is The Only Safe Investment That Will Give You Maximum Return Throughout Life.

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Life's Most Deepest Feelings Are Often Express In Silence...... And The One Who Can Read Volumes From Ur Silence Is Your True Companion...!!!!...

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All Thats Smile U Make And Hello Say 2 Wanted Just I That Out Find U When Irritating Very It Find Will U.. R U Confused?? Now Read It Backward....

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Read It Carefuly: Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Today.but Today Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today. Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.

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Now That I Can Afford Expensive Jewelry, It's Not Safe To Wear It Anywhere.

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Wil...

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Dont Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone Says Dont Call Me Now....

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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R E M E M B E R !! The Greatest Gift Is Not Found In A Store Nor Under A Tree, But In The Hearts Of T R U E F R I E N D S .....

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When You Love Someone Truly, You Don't Look For Faults, You Don't Look For Answers, You Don't Look For Mistakes. Instead, You Fight The Mistakes, You Accept The...

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Live Is The Way How U Look At It: Livetogether Some Will Read As: Live Together Others: Live To Gether And Some Will Read It As: Live To Get ...

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If The World Doesn't End In Dec 21st 2013, Then There Would Be A Lot Of Babies Born In The Month Of September 2013........ ( Read Twice )...

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Will Ne...

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I Have Nothing To Offer U In This World. Its Only My.. . . . . Lovely Friendship

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Friend Is First. Figure Is Next. Friend Is Toppu. Figure Is Aappu. Friend Is Life. Figure Is Knife. Friend Is Eye. Figure Is Lie. Friend Is Super. Figu...

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News Headline:- Shop Keepers Across The Country Have Refused To Sell Amul Macho Range Of Undergarments. Reason Sighted Was That Buyers Used To Curse The Shop Ow...

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If U R Cute, U Can Call Me Baby, If U R Nice, U Can Call Me Sweety, If U R Hot, U Can Call Me Tonight.

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Ot Tnaw T2ul I +thpinboop Ya2 !..2ma3rb T33w2 ! .. Nih)a2 2'ru Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now... Bye!

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said This Is Worse Than Divorce I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife

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A Good Plan For Today Is Better Than A Great Plan For Tommorow. Look Backward With Satisfaction And Look Forward With Confidence...

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I Am Opening An Emotional Bank Account For U Sweetheart, So Deposit Your Love In It And You Will Get The Interest ... :)

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U Luk Sweet When U Read My Message. U Luk Sweeter When U Read My Message & Smile. U Luk Sweetest When U Read My Message, Smile & Reply. So,try To Look Sweetest....

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A Stockbroker Urged Me To Buy A Stock That Would Triple Its Value Every Year. I Told Him, At My Age, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas.

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Smile A While When U Smile, Smile Another Smile Soon There Will B Miles Miles Of Smile Bcoz You Smiled I Wish Your Day Is Full Of Smile....

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Sms Doesn't Only Mean Small Messaging Service But It Also Means. Special Moment Sharing With Someone More Special Like U...

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands Allday.husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday....

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Question: What's Common Between Guys And A Vcd Player? Answer: Both Go Backward....................forward............backward..............forward......back...

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If U Feel Down And Sad Because Been Hurt Please Allow Me To Be There To Treat Your Hurt Cause I....... Sell Plaster!!! 1 Piece 20 Cent U Want?? Hahahaha...

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Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! Always Ultra: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!...

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My Eyez Reacted, My Mind Was Attracted, My Heart Was Affected, Thousands Were Rejected, But U Alone Was Selected!!

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A Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl- What Is This? Boy- Its Direct Marketing Girl Slaps The Boy Boy-what Is This? Girl-its Customer Feedback...

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Income Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On Your All High Value Transactions!!! ... ... .. .. So, Dnt Buy Onions!! Hahaha......

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. . Condom Says To Always Ultra: Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week! . Always Says: Aah! If You Make 1 Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months..!!!!!...

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A Mobile Is Like Women.. Talks Non-stop.. Costs A Fortune.. Disturbs When U R Busy.. And.. When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service.....

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. . . . . . . . . Bewaqoof Kahin Ka . . April Fool Ko Msg Dhoond Raha Hay :-)...

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Smile Is A Language Of Love, Smile Is A Way 2 Get Success. Smile Is 2 Win Hearts, Smile Improves Ur Personality. So Please Brush Daily!

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Banta To Lawyer: What Is Your Fees? Lawyer: Rs 5000/- For 3 Questions. Banta: Isn't It Too High? Lawyer: Yes, It Is. What Is Your Third Question?...

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There Is A Limit For Love And Food . . .! If Anyone Cross That Limit.... She Will End Up Vomiting..!! Read Once Again . . . . . :-)

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