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Award Winning Quote By A Bra Company Owner : We Are Banging What God Left Hanging.

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You Know The Power Company Is Looking For You Coz You're So Electrifying.

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Call Girl: Rs: 10000 Hotel Room: Rs. 1000 Condom: Rs. 10 Erection: ?? . . . . . There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy, For Everything Else, There's Mas...

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Life Is Fixed Call Lover Is Missed Call Wife Is Received Call Mother Is Important Call But Friend Is Fevicol.......

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An Award Winning Add By Durex Condom (u.s.a): To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products Happy Fathers Day !!

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Lady : There Is Something Wrong With The Keyhole In My Hotel Room. Manager : I Will Look Into It Later.

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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John Wins 20 Million From Rs.20 Lottery Ticket. Dealer Gave 11 Milion After Deducting Tax. Angry John : Give Me 20 Million Or Else Return Rs.20 Back....

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Sales Girl: Sir, No Smoking In Shop Customer: But I Purchased These Cigarettes Here Sales Girl: Sir, We Also Sell Condoms, It Doesn't Mean You Can Start F**ki...

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands Allday.husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday....

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Perhaps In Something That You Dislike Will Be Your Salvation, And Perhaps In Something That You Prefer Will Be Your Doom

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said This Is Worse Than Divorce I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife

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Boy:i Am Not Rich Like Rohit,i Dont Even Have A Bid Car Like Rohit.but I Really Love You Girl:i Love U Too,but Tell Me More About Rohit

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Py Thinking That A Confused Message Didn't Confuse U., Which Really Confused Me... Any Confusion In This Message...!! If Not Then Confuse Everyone.......

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Don”t Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone & Says Don”t Call Me Now....

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A Stockbroker Urged Me To Buy A Stock That Would Triple Its Value Every Year. I Told Him, At My Age, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas.

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The Past Is History, The Future Is A Mystry And Present Is A Gift,, Thats Why Its Called Present!!!

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What Do The Numbers 11, 69, And 88 All Have In Common? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... They Read The Same Backwards A...

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed...

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Today Its Cool To Have Small Cars And Small Computers.soon It Will Be Cool To Have A Small Penis Too.then You My Friend Will Be The Man!!

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As Promised To Obama,india Is Giving Jobs To Americans... Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruitment ...!!

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Frenship Is Bond Crafted On Trust N Preservd Love. Dey R Frens Who Know Our Weakness N Gve Company 2 Move 4wrd In Life

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If U Trust Some One, Trust Till The End; Whatever The Results May Be, In The End Either U'll Have A Very Good Friend Or A Very Good Lesson...!!

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Girl: Sorry Sir U Can't Smoke Here Customer: But I Bought The Cigarettes From Your Shop? Girl: We Also Sell Condom. You Can't Start F**king Here

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Sales Girl: Sorry Sir You Cannt Smoke Here. Customer: But I Bought Cigarate From This Shop. Sales Girl: We Sell Condom Also But It Dosnt Mean You Start F**king ...

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Once Rajni Goes For Ca Income Tax Xam...the Answer He Give In Xam Is Became Next Year Tax Rules... Wana Rascalla Mind It....

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Ot Tnaw T2ul I +thpinboop Ya2 !..2ma3rb T33w2 ! .. Nih)a2 2ru Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now... Bye!

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A Law Professor Asks A Student: Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business? . . . . . . . . . . . . The Student Replies: Father-in-l...

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Your Cell Phone Is Broken! Please Make It Vertically Down On It Share It! Repeat This Process 4 To 5 Times! Your Operator.

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Two Barbershops Were In Red-hot Competition. One Put Up A Sign Advertising Haircuts For 7-dollars. His Competitor Put Up One That Read, We Repair 7-dollars Hair...

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If U Feel Down And Sad Because Been Hurt Please Allow Me To Be There To Treat Your Hurt Cause I....... Sell Plaster!!! 1 Piece 20 Cent U Want?? Hahahaha...

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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When There Is Long Gap Between Engagement And Marriage Then Who Is Most Benefited? Girl? No..... Boy? No..... Its The Mobile Phone Company...

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If Im A Blank Cd Wat 5 Songs Idededicate Mo Skn? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Ung True Ha, Para Aman Maalala Kta Pag Nrinig Q.. Plz.. Answer It ..tnx..!!!:)...

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