Car Messages

Boys (during The Car / Bike Ride): I Use To Notice That My Rear-view Mirror Is Not Proper Only After Passing Pretty Girls .. :(

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Announcement In University: The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them Anothr Anouncement After 20 Minutes: The 200 Students W...

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A Blonde Takes Her Car To A Mechanic, He Says It's Nothing Serious, Just S**t In The Air Filter. She Says Oh Good, So How Many Times A Day Do I Have To Do That?...

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Heaven Is Where You Have: German Car, Chinese Food, American Salary And Indian Wife H**l Is Where You Have: Chinese Car, German Food, Indian Salary And America...

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Boy:i M Not Rich Like Rocky, I Dont Have A Big Car Like Rocky, But I Really Love You Girl:i Love U Too, But Tell Me More About Rocky....

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Wat Vil U Cal D 3rd Edition Of Nano Car? . . Dont Know? I Mst Say Ur Chemistry Izzz Vry Weak. Work On It! . . Its Sodium Nitrate. Bcozzz It...

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What Is The Car Go To Burger King Mcdonald And Wendy....... Bmw

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Question: Wat Will Happen F U Had A Wooden Car?? W/ Wooden Seats? Wooden Tires? And A Wooden Engine? Answer: It Wooden Start!haha

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I've Been Drinking Like A Junkie From Every Bar, And I Know That I Will Throw Up In Each And Every Car...hey Hey, I Wanna Be A Rock Star! :d

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Bre*ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt .....u Dirty Mind

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Who Can Stop More Than 50 Cars With 1 Hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trafic Police . Moral: Don't Expect Rajini Everytime...-)

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like James, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like James. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About James..

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My Wife Doesnt Like The Old Car I Got Her, She Said She Wants Something That Goes From 0 To 140 In 3 Secs. So I Got The Her A Set Of Bathroom Scales.

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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When A Man Opens The Door Of His Car For His Wife, You Can Be Sure Of One Thing Either The Car Is New Or The Wife.

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Hieght Of Surprise: . Girl: Today's My Bday, Wat R U Gifting Me? Boy: Can U See Dat Red Car On D Other Side Of D Road? . Girl: Yaa . Boy: I M Gifting U A Hairp...

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48+2 Members Can Sit In The Bus** 5+1 Can Sit In A Car** 3+1 Can Sit In Auto** 1+1 Can Sit On A Bike** But One Can Sit In My Heart** Dats U My Dear Friend*...

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N****e N****e Dont Be Far, Can I Press U In My Car. Up Above The Chest So High, Always Milky Never Dry. Let Me Suck You, Dont Feel Shy.

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What's The Definition Of Mixed Emotions.? When You See Your Mother-in-law Backing Off A Cliff In Your New Car.

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Car Service: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It.!!!!.hahahaha

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Aim In Life Should B 654321 Shocked? 6 Six Digit Salary 5 Five Working Days 4 Four Wheeler Car 3 Three Room Flat 2 Two Cute Childrn 1 One Sweetheart....

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