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Q. Whats The Difference Between Justin Bieber And Lady Gaga ? A. One Of Them Has Balls And It Aint Bieber.

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin )

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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John Abraham Was Driving Down The Street In A Sweat Because He Had An Important Meeting And Couldnt Find A Parking Place.

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1 Day Rajinikant Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy., He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flying In The Sky With Is Broom... 2day That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter.....

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The Statement Nobody Can Cheat Death, Is A Personal Insult To Rajnikanth. Rajni Cheats And Fools Death Everyday.

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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In Mahabharata, Krishna: Dear Arjuna,,whom Do U Want?..my Akshohini Sena? Or Me? Arjuna: Neither..i Have Rajinikant

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To Lic Office. Rakhi: I Want To Get My Body Insured. Officer: Sorry Madam, We Do Not Insure Public Property....

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Hi, I'm Chitti - The Robot... Speed: 1 Tera Hertz... Memory: 1 Zeta Byte... My Boss: Rajini Ordered Me To Say U Good Morning Task Completed......

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Step By Step The Journey Goes On, Little By Little It May Seem So Long. Forget About Your Past, You Can't Change It, Just Think About Present, You Can Han...

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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Whn Rajnikant Was In College Cllege Teachers Bunk The Lectures ....

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Can You Guess Why Is There Lighting All Over The World? . . . . . Because . . . . . . Rajnikanth Is Practicing Cricket !!! That's All Folks!!!...

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Q:: Why Did Cow Crossed The Road ? A:: Cause It Doesnt Want To Be Cloth For Lady Gaga.

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikanth And Refused To Payhim Back... . . ....... That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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Who Can Stop More Than 50 Cars With 1 Hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trafic Police . Moral: Don't Expect Rajini Everytime...-)

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Our Fans Are The Rice And Shinee Is The Soup!

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Rajinikanth Collects Honey From His Private Moon - Honeymoon.

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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1) Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Bcoz He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. 2) Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. Th...

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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My Cell Phone Is Full Of Rajnikant Msgs . . . . . . . So Now I Dont Need A Charger Yo

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Once Rajinikant Was Mastrubating Near A House In Usa.. . . . . . . . Now It Is Known As White House...

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Wen I Was A Cute Child Evry Girl Wanted To Kiss Me I Allowed Them Now I Want 2 Kiss Many Cute Girls Bt They Don't Allow. Moral Girlss R Selfish....

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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So Many Time I Thought I'd Never Find Sum1 To Love Me D Way I Needed 2 B Loved Then U Came In My Life N Showed Me Wh8 True Love Is ..

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Once Bl Ates Gave 50 Rs Tip To A Waiter. Waiter- Sir,yesterday U Son Gave Me 500 Rs As Tip N U Gave Onky 50,why? Genuine Rply By Gates-he Is D Son Of A Miill...

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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