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Q:: How Do You Entertain Lady Gaga? A:: . Just Dance

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Physics Would Have Been Much Much Easier... If.. If.. If.. The Tree Itself Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple..!!

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At Last Diwali Is Very Close To Us.. Time To Forget The Past. Its D Festival Of Ligts,sweets,crackers. Lets Enjoy.... Happy Diwali..part2...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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Who Can Stop More Than 50 Cars With 1 Hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trafic Police . Moral: Don't Expect Rajini Everytime...-)

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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Recently ,china Airports Were Closed Due 2 Heavy Fog. . . . . . . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was Having Hukkah From India...

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Adolf Hitler Says: If You Want To Shine Lik Sun, First You Will Have To Burn Like It

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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If Obama Loses Weight Den Wat Will U Call Him.....?? . . Then Also Obama Itself,fool How Can Is Name Changes....??

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Joke: A Boy Of America To A Boy Of India:- I Have S*x Bombs Like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie And Britney Spears. What U Have???? Indian Boy:- I ...

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through.

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Wat Is The Similarity Bet//w Bill Gates And Me? Don't Knw? He Never Comes To My House And I Never Go To His House Ego Problem You Knw..?...

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India

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How Newton Died ? He Died After Seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics Which He Made......

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Metre Race And Obviously He Came 1st ........................ But Einstien Died Afer Watchig That.. Light Came 2nd....

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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Meaningful Words By Actress Rakhi Sawant- -dont Talk In Front Of My Back. -both Of U 3 Get Out Of My Room. -open The Window, Let The Environment Come In. -i...

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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One More Hit By Rajani. Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House.without Ringing The Door Bell. That Person Is Now Calld. Senior Inspector Daya....

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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If U Giv Me 100 Young Boys,i Can Change D Nation -swami Vivekanand If U Giv Me 100 Young Girls,i Can Create Another Nation. -swami Imraan Hashmi....

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At An Atm Machine: Friend: What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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