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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover? Sardar:your Honour, Its Easier To Shoot A Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week....

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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3 Idiots-students Version Song Give Me Some Extra Time, Give Me Some Brain, Give Me Another Chance 2 Write My Paper Once Again Examiner- Na Nana Na...

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Sing Like No One Is Listening, Dance Like No One Is Watching, Love Like You'll Never Get Hurt And Live Like It's Heaven On Earth.

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Once Rajinikant Was Drinking Water... . . Now.. Come On!.at Least Let Him Drink Water Peacefully... U Ppl Want Jokes For Everything??...

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Eminem: I'm Not Affraid Rajnikanth: I Love The Way You Lie..

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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All Scientists Failed To Answer This... But Rajnikanth Did... Q: Which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating...? A: Dosa..:) Rajni Rocks... Lol

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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Everyone Hears What You Say... Friends Listen To What You Say...best Friends Listen To What You Don't Say...

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Who Is The Female Ghajini? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... Sheila B'coz She Keeps On Asking What's Her Name....

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami . . . ....

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Rajanikant Once Shot Down A German Fighter Plane With His Finger..... . . . . . . . . By Yelling, Bang!...

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful, The Grass And Flowers Too. But If Rain Really Makes All Things Beautiful, Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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If U Were Lady Gaga What Will U Do If U Wanna Make Someone Angry??? ......... Poke Er' Face :)

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Rajnikanth Once Hit A Six And Now That Ball Is Called....pluto....

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of Boosts Energy And Complan Is A Rajnikanth Boy.

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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First Bruno Mars Wanted To Be A Billionare.. Next He Got A Girlfriend, And Liked Her Just The Way She Was.. Then She Cheated On Him But He Would Still Catch A...

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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