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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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Dear Customer, We Would Like To Inform You That, Your True Friend Mr/mrs___is Missing You A Lot. Thank You. Sender

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Mahatma Gandhi Says:-if Ny1 Thrws Stones At U....reply To Them By Thrwn Flowers.... Raj Thackeray Says:-dont 4rgt To Thrw D Flowers Along With The Flower Pot!...

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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Once Upon A Time Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Get Strong Teeth, . . Today That Powder Is Known As: . . . . . . . . . . . Ambuja Cement...

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Mallika Arrived At A Railway Station For A Shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 Rupiya Dedo. Malika Gave Him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why U Gave Him 1000 Rs..? Malika: ...

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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The Police Got A New Bullet Proof Jacket.. . . . . . . . Its A T-shirt With Rajinikant Photo Printed On It.....

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Do U Want To Go To Usa Here?s A Chance For U Mr Obama Iz Waiting For U To Be In White House Get Ready Because He?s In Search Of A Dog For His Daughter!...

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Why Did Obama Came To India ? To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket He Sold To Rajnikanth For Diwali..:) Hahaha

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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Adolf Hitler Says: If You Want To Shine Lik Sun, First You Will Have To Burn Like It

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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After Wedin Night Bill Gates Asked His Wife, Darling, How Was It? Wife Disappointedly Said, Hunh! Now I Know Why You Named Your Company Micro Soft...

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All Sardars Hav Decided To Offer 500 Crores To Rajinikant As A Thank You Token For Shifting Peoples Focus From Sardars To Rajinikant/...

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Once Katrina Kaif Was Crying. Mother: Y R U Cryng? Katrina:i'm Very Old Mother: No.dear U R Only 26 Katrina: But Mom Eemran Is Just 22...

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I Wake Up From Dreams And Go Wow, Put This Down On Paper. The Whole Thing Is Strange. You Hear The Words, Everything Is Right There In Front Of Your Face . . ...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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Once Rajinikant Bunked A Whole Day In School.. . . . . . . . Since Then That Day Is Known As Sunday...

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One Day Rajnikanth Kicked A Horse On The Chin.its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffe.

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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If You Spell Rajanikanth Wrong On Google It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajanikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance.

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Everyone Hears What You Say... Friends Listen To What You Say...best Friends Listen To What You Don't Say...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Practicing 4 A Spelling Test. The Rough Sheet He Used Is Known As: Oxford Dictionary !!!!!!!...

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?? Arya: Ms Xl Simbu: Ms Word Dhanush: Ms Powerpoint Vijay: Ms Dhoni......

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Funpoll :- Is Dravid A Better Test Batsman Than Tendulkar? A) Of Course, He Wins More Matches. B) Hey No, He Scores Too Slowly. C) I'm Too Wrong Person To D...

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