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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Its Kiss Day And Ive Kissed You Hundredth Time In My Thoughts Cant Wait Till We Meet

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Someone Please Help Rihanna.she's In Big Trouble.first,she Likes Rude Boys,then Love When People Lie To Her And Now She Don't Even Know What's Her Name. :p

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover? Sardar:your Honour, Its Easier To Shoot A Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week....

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Q: Why Justin Biebers Use Elevator Most Of The Time ? A: To Reach Puberty As Soon As Possible.

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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Meaningful Words By Actress Rakhi Sawant- -dont Talk In Front Of My Back. -both Of U 3 Get Out Of My Room. -open The Window, Let The Environment Come In. -i...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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I See No Changes Wake Up In The Morning And I Ask Myself Is Life Worth Living Should I Blast Myself I'm Tired Of Being Poor And Even Worse I'm Black My Stoma...

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Height Of All Rajnikant Jokes... . . . . . . . The Film Titanic Was Shot In Rajnikant Bathtub :d

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Mr. Bean While In Grade School: Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twiste...

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Ultimate Insult: Heavy Rain., In Busstop People Were Waiting In Q For Bus, 1 Beggar Came, Collected Money Form Every1 And Sat In A Txi Taxi And Went To Home...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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Deadly Pj: If U Plant A Seed N It Dosnt Grow Wat Vil U Say? Think... Wake Up 'sid' ! :-d :-p...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Q:: Why Did Justin Bieber Crossed The Road ? A:: To Reach The Puberty .

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles.. Snow N Songs.. Celebrations N Decortions.. Laughter N Luv.. Itz Ur B'day! Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-filled Day! Happy Bir...

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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It Is.

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