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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Lady Gaga Is Wearing Meat Dress So That She Can Fatten Up.

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Mallika Arrived At A Railway Station For A Shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 Rupiya Dedo. Malika Gave Him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why U Gave Him 1000 Rs..? Malika: ...

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Once Upon A Time Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Get Strong Teeth, . . Today That Powder Is Known As: . . . . . . . . . . . Ambuja Cement...

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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One Day An Unknown Child Came 2 Rajnikant's House.. Wen D Boy Came, Rajnikanth Said, Ae Kaun??.. N Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Is Known As Akon.....

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Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing Cat Exam. . Guess What?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . From Next Year...

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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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1 Day Rajinikant Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy., He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flying In The Sky With Is Broom... 2day That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter.....

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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At An Atm Machine: Friend: What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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Maths Teacher: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Priya, 3 To Sonia And 2 To Neha Then What Will U Get? Kid: Three New Girlfriends.

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A House Was On Fire With 25 People Inside. A Sadar Went Inside Saved 6 By Pulling Them Out. But He Was Jailed. Why? B'coz All 6 Were Fireman....

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In Mahabharata, Krishna: Dear Arjuna,,whom Do U Want?..my Akshohini Sena? Or Me? Arjuna: Neither..i Have Rajinikant

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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Mr.bush Is Having Tea Wit Dr.kalam.. Bush Said Sugar Is Only Word In Which 's' Is Pronounced As 'sh' Dr.kalam Asked Are U Sure !! Indians Rock....

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Q:: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road ? A:: Because Lady Gaga Scared The S**t Out Of The Chicken.

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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If U Giv Me 100 Young Boys,i Can Change D Nation -swami Vivekanand If U Giv Me 100 Young Girls,i Can Create Another Nation. -swami Imraan Hashmi....

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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