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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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1+0=1 1*0=0 1/0=? This Was The Question Once Asked To Rajnikanth And He Said,i Don't Know Thats Why It's Declared As Undefined.

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Who Can Stop More Than 50 Cars With 1 Hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trafic Police . Moral: Don't Expect Rajini Everytime...-)

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Rajnikanth Once Said Oooffff To Planet Earth ... : : : : From Then Earth Started Rotating... And Hasnt Stopped !!

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Q. Whats The Difference Between Justin Bieber And Lady Gaga ? A. One Of Them Has Balls And It Aint Bieber.

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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This World Will Not End In 2013 Because............ Rajnikant Just Purchased A Mobile Phone With 3 Year Warranty

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Why Did Obama Came To India ? To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket He Sold To Rajnikanth For Diwali..:) Hahaha

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A Kiss Says It All And Heres One To Say I Want You And Yes I Love You Too

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful, The Grass And Flowers Too. But If Rain Really Makes All Things Beautiful, Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Friend: How Many Women Do U Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Better And 4 Worse..

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc ....... ............................. . And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose D Question...

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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With All The Roses Perfume And With All The Lights In The World, And With All The Children Smiles, I Wish You.........happy..new..year.....

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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A Santa Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! U C'nt Get It Bcoz He Is Owner Of Restaurant....

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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Tomorrow Is Mobile Pooja Day, Please Remove Battery And Put In Soapwater For 30 Minutes.clean Sim Card With Brush,sandal,kunkum, Sandal And Say Govinda Govin...

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Lady Gaga Must Have A Stuttering Problem..ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,papa-paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?? Arya: Ms Xl Simbu: Ms Word Dhanush: Ms Powerpoint Vijay: Ms Dhoni......

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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If You Spell Rajanikanth Wrong On Google It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajanikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance.

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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If U Wnt 2 Pass Xams, . Just At D Beginning Of Every Answer Write... . 'according To Rajnikant..' ... Get Full Marks Guaranteed...

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, . Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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