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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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Rajnikant Once Applied For Engineering Final Exams. . . . . . . . . . He Finally Learns His Limit...

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Rajinikant Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That.. Bcoz.. . Light Came Second.....

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Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, James Bond, Ironman, Shaktimaan And Krish All Visited Rajnikanth.... Do You Which Day It Was.... Guru Purnima....

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Q: Why Justin Biebers Use Elevator Most Of The Time ? A: To Reach Puberty As Soon As Possible.

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Rajnikant Teaches Movies How To. . . . . . . . Act.

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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Rajnikant Can See Himself Sleeping !!!!

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

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I See No Changes Wake Up In The Morning And I Ask Myself Is Life Worth Living Should I Blast Myself I'm Tired Of Being Poor And Even Worse I'm Black My Stoma...

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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Chatting With His Friend: Friend: How Was The Tape You Borrowed From Me, Is It Ok? Mr. Bean: What Do You Mean Ok, I Thought Its A Horror Film. I Didnt See A...

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Rajnikant Was Playing Chess. He Moved His Queen Near To His Rook.... Next Day's Headline News Statue Of Liberty Found Near To Qutub Minar....

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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You Cant Beat Dis One : An E-mail Was Sent From Pune To Mumbai... . . . . Rajnikant Stopped It In Lonavala. :d...

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A Santa Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! U C'nt Get It Bcoz He Is Owner Of Restaurant....

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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Lady Gaga Is Wearing Meat Dress So That She Can Fatten Up.

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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Plz Don't See New Indian Movie 3 Idiots Bcoz They Dont Sign U. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng 2 B A Part Of Da Cast!...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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Maths Teacher: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Priya, 3 To Sonia And 2 To Neha Then What Will U Get? Kid: Three New Girlfriends.

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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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Final Warnin Guys Enuf Is Enuf No More Rajnikant Jokes He Has Felt So Bad, Dat He Has Started Crying Nw I Can't Take These Rains In January!...

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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Teacher: What's Your Name Girl: What's My Name,what's My Name My Name Is Sheila,sheila Ki Jawani I'm To S**y For U Mein Tere Haath Naa Aani Teacher: Shut Up!,...

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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