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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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Rajnikant Can Throw A Person Out Of The Window In A . . . . . . . Basement.

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Once Katrina Kaif Was Crying. Mother: Y R U Cryng? Katrina:i'm Very Old Mother: No.dear U R Only 26 Katrina: But Mom Eemran Is Just 22...

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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1+0=1 1*0=0 1/0=? This Was The Question Once Asked To Rajnikanth And He Said,i Don't Know Thats Why It's Declared As Undefined.

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It Is.

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What's The Biggest Pressure For Pak Captain When Pak Needs 1 Run To Win In 8 Overs, With 5 Wickets In Hand? Ya Allah! How To Speak English In Presentation Cere...

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I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

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In Case There Is A Break Off Between Saif And Kareena, Saif Will Have His Tattoo Changed To Guess What? A: Kameena

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening U With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong Your Honor. Im Divorcing Him For His Dead Weapon......

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Rajinikant Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That.. Bcoz.. . Light Came Second.....

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The Newly Got Symbol For The Rupee Is Actually . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Signature.

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Mr. Bean While In Grade School: Teacher: What Is 5 Plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What Is 4 Plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are You Trying To Fool Me, Youve Just Twiste...

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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Rajnikanth Once Said Oooffff To Planet Earth ... : : : : From Then Earth Started Rotating... And Hasnt Stopped !!

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Once Rajnikant Entered A Race, He Came . . . . . . . . First, Second And Third

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In Mahabharata, Krishna: Dear Arjuna,,whom Do U Want?..my Akshohini Sena? Or Me? Arjuna: Neither..i Have Rajinikant

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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Whn Rajnikant Was In College Cllege Teachers Bunk The Lectures ....

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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Hrithik Roshan Is Making Titanic With Some Changes.. In The Climax, He Does Not Die But Swims Across The Ocean With The Herione In One Hand And . . . . . ...

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikant...

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Check Out For The Latest Collection Of New Kiss Short Sms Text Messages Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted. Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted. Kisses Sp...

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Dianosaurs Once Laughd At Rajnikant As A Result They Are Extinct....!

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day The Flying Snowflakes Send My Most Sincere Blessings To You Merry Christmas.

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