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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Beat This : Sachin Tendulkar : Boost Is The Secret Of My Energy.. ..................................... Boost: Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of Our Energy..!!

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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Hrithik Roshan Is Making Titanic With Some Changes.. In The Climax, He Does Not Die But Swims Across The Ocean With The Herione In One Hand And . . . . . ...

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Who Is The Female Ghajini? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... Sheila B'coz She Keeps On Asking What's Her Name....

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Once Upon A Time Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Get Strong Teeth, . . Today That Powder Is Known As: . . . . . . . . . . . Ambuja Cement...

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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Steve: Bill, Could I Ask You To Preserve My 10'000'000$? Bill: Why Are You Whispering, Steve... Bill: ...poverty Is Not Ashaming.

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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In Next Season Of Disneys Hannah Montana , Justin Will Be Playing The Role Of Hannah Montana.

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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The Statement Nobody Can Cheat Death, Is A Personal Insult To Rajnikanth. Rajni Cheats And Fools Death Everyday.

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Q: Why Justin Biebers Use Elevator Most Of The Time ? A: To Reach Puberty As Soon As Possible.

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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Once, Our Dear Rajinikant Appeared For The Iit ..... . . . . . . There He Came To Know His Limits.

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Plz Don't See New Indian Movie 3 Idiots Bcoz They Dont Sign U. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng 2 B A Part Of Da Cast!...

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Rajnikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonalds.... . . . . . . . . And Got It.

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You Cant Beat Dis One : An E-mail Was Sent From Pune To Mumbai... . . . . Rajnikant Stopped It In Lonavala. :d...

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Rajnikanth Once Hit A Six And Now That Ball Is Called....pluto....

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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Your Birthday Is The Perfect Day To Say I Care, Because You Will Remember Me When U Certainly Make It A Big Affair And When You Do Hold A Party... I Bet You Wil...

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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Q:: How Do You Entertain Lady Gaga? A:: . Just Dance

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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Rajnikanth Has A Statue Of Madame Tussauds At His House.

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Crazy Fact: Sania Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6.. After That Everything Changed Except The Size Of Her Skirt...

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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Mr.bush Is Having Tea Wit Dr.kalam.. Bush Said Sugar Is Only Word In Which 's' Is Pronounced As 'sh' Dr.kalam Asked Are U Sure !! Indians Rock....

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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