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Can You Guess Why Is There Lighting All Over The World? . . . . . Because . . . . . . Rajnikanth Is Practicing Cricket !!! That's All Folks!!!...

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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Rajnikanth Purchased A 4040 Acre Land With 4 Wells At Each Corner Of That Square Site. Guess Y? Simple.. To Play Carrom.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through.

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Once Spiderman, Superman, Batman, James Bond, Ironman, Shaktimaan And Krish All Visited Rajnikanth.... Do You Which Day It Was.... Guru Purnima....

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Q:: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road ? A:: Because Lady Gaga Scared The S**t Out Of The Chicken.

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day The Flying Snowflakes Send My Most Sincere Blessings To You Merry Christmas.

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Everyone Hears What You Say... Friends Listen To What You Say...best Friends Listen To What You Don't Say...

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Information Of Day: 1999 Calander And 2010 Calander Both Are Same!!! Check Your Mobile Calander!! Even Date And Day Is Same!!!!!!!!!!! Share This Knowledge...

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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The Newly Got Symbol For The Rupee Is Actually . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Signature.

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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How Did Newton Die? He Died Aftr Seeing South Indian Movies ? Coz He Could Not Bear Rajnikant Breaking Aii The Laws Of Physics He Made :)

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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With All The Roses Perfume And With All The Lights In The World, And With All The Children Smiles, I Wish You.........happy..new..year.....

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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If Obama Loses Weight Den Wat Will U Call Him.....?? . . Then Also Obama Itself,fool How Can Is Name Changes....??

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Steve: Bill, Could I Ask You To Preserve My 10'000'000$? Bill: Why Are You Whispering, Steve... Bill: ...poverty Is Not Ashaming.

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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Once Upon A Time Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Get Strong Teeth, . . Today That Powder Is Known As: . . . . . . . . . . . Ambuja Cement...

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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Dear Customer, We Would Like To Inform You That, Your True Friend Mr/mrs___is Missing You A Lot. Thank You. Sender

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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One Day An Unknown Child Came 2 Rajnikant's House.. Wen D Boy Came, Rajnikanth Said, Ae Kaun??.. N Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Is Known As Akon.....

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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Alcohol Is Nt D Answer 2 All D Questions----swami Vivekanand But If U Dont Get D Answer It Helps U 2 Forget D Question ----vijay Mallya............

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Once In A Fight Rajni Got Angry And Showed D Middle Finger To A Lady.the Lady Got Pregnant!.!

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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Finaly Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind Onion Price Hike... . . . . . . . . Bcoz Rajnikant Ordered A Onion Dhosa !! :d

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Wen I Was A Cute Child Evry Girl Wanted To Kiss Me I Allowed Them Now I Want 2 Kiss Many Cute Girls Bt They Don't Allow. Moral Girlss R Selfish....

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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