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Q:: Why Did Justin Bieber Crossed The Road ? A:: To Reach The Puberty .

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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Rajinikant Can Give Pain To Painkillers And Headache To Anacin.

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After 100 Years........guess Wat Will B The Years Called ...... ....a.r B.r(after Rajini Before Rajini)...

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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Beat This : Sachin Tendulkar : Boost Is The Secret Of My Energy.. ..................................... Boost: Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of Our Energy..!!

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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Rajinikanth Collects Honey From His Private Moon - Honeymoon.

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Physics Would Have Been Much Much Easier... If.. If.. If.. The Tree Itself Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple..!!

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !! Mind It......

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Once Rajnikan Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing The Doorbell.... . . . . Today That Kid Is Known As Inspector Daya....

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Finaly Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind Onion Price Hike... . . . . . . . . Bcoz Rajnikant Ordered A Onion Dhosa !! :d

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy To Play Counterstrike.... . . . Today The Boy Is Known As Osama-bin-ladin...!

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Love Your Friends, And Also Your Enemies Too, Friens Will Help You For Your Winning Moments, But, Enemies Are The Reason Of Your Winning Moments.

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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Information Of Day: 1999 Calander And 2010 Calander Both Are Same!!! Check Your Mobile Calander!! Even Date And Day Is Same!!!!!!!!!!! Share This Knowledge...

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Rajnikanth Has A Statue Of Madame Tussauds At His House.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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