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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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Sing Like No One Is Listening, Dance Like No One Is Watching, Love Like You'll Never Get Hurt And Live Like It's Heaven On Earth.

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Who Can Stop More Than 50 Cars With 1 Hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trafic Police . Moral: Don't Expect Rajini Everytime...-)

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Once Rajnikan Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing The Doorbell.... . . . . Today That Kid Is Known As Inspector Daya....

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Whn Rajnikant Was In College Cllege Teachers Bunk The Lectures ....

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Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles.. Snow N Songs.. Celebrations N Decortions.. Laughter N Luv.. Itz Ur B'day! Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-filled Day! Happy Bir...

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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At Last Diwali Is Very Close To Us.. Time To Forget The Past. Its D Festival Of Ligts,sweets,crackers. Lets Enjoy.... Happy Diwali..part2...

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Small,sicky,thin Child... Today.... That Child Is Known As... The Great Khalli... :p...

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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A House Was On Fire With 25 People Inside. A Sadar Went Inside Saved 6 By Pulling Them Out. But He Was Jailed. Why? B'coz All 6 Were Fireman....

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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Wat Is The Similarity Bet//w Bill Gates And Me? Don't Knw? He Never Comes To My House And I Never Go To His House Ego Problem You Knw..?...

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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Rajnikant Was Supposed To Play The Lead Role In Mission: Impossible. He Was Replaced By Tom Cruise Because The Tittle Wouldn't Make Any Sense.

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First Bruno Mars Wanted To Be A Billionare.. Next He Got A Girlfriend, And Liked Her Just The Way She Was.. Then She Cheated On Him But He Would Still Catch A...

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In Case There Is A Break Off Between Saif And Kareena, Saif Will Have His Tattoo Changed To Guess What? A: Kameena

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc ....... ............................. . And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose D Question...

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Physics Would Have Been Much Much Easier... If.. If.. If.. The Tree Itself Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple..!!

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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Breaking Newz...by India Tv . . . . . . Hanuman Was Caught Reading Rajnikanth Chalisa....!!!!!

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It Is.

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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