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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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Now Medical Science Proved That In A Lip Kiss 0.7gm Protein 0.45gm Fat 0.19gm Chemical 50 Variety Of Bacteria Will Die. ...

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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This World Will Not End In 2013 Because............ Rajnikant Just Purchased A Mobile Phone With 3 Year Warranty

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Q: Why Justin Biebers Use Elevator Most Of The Time ? A: To Reach Puberty As Soon As Possible.

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection Rajinikanth Kills Two Stones With One Bird. When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One H...

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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Question: What's The Difference Between Pinocchio And Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's Nose Doesn't Grow When He Lies.

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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At An Atm Machine: Friend: What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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