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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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Tsunami Came Because Rajnikant . . . . . . . . . Sneezed During His Evening Walk On Marina Beach!...

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Chatting With His Friend: Friend: How Was The Tape You Borrowed From Me, Is It Ok? Mr. Bean: What Do You Mean Ok, I Thought Its A Horror Film. I Didnt See A...

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To Lic Office. Rakhi: I Want To Get My Body Insured. Officer: Sorry Madam, We Do Not Insure Public Property....

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Friend: How Many Women Do U Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Better And 4 Worse..

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After Release Of Robot, Rajnikanth Gave Times Of India 3 Stars.

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful, The Grass And Flowers Too. But If Rain Really Makes All Things Beautiful, Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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New Year Count Down Is About To Begin. Here's Sending My Choicest Blessing Of Cheers And Joys Galore And Wishing You A Wonderful Year 2012....

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Its Kiss Day And Ive Kissed You Hundredth Time In My Thoughts Cant Wait Till We Meet

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Lady Gaga Must Have A Stuttering Problem..ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,papa-paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone

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Rajinikant Can Give Pain To Painkillers And Headache To Anacin.

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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A Sardar His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge Asked : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Sardar Replied : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year...

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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One Day Rajnikanth Kicked A Horse On The Chin.its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffe.

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Once A Boy Inserted A Cd Named Rajnikanth Into His Pc... Guess Wot... . . .his Pc Started Rotating Around The Cd Rom...

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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