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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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This World Will Not End In 2013 Because............ Rajnikant Just Purchased A Mobile Phone With 3 Year Warranty

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A House Was On Fire With 25 People Inside. A Sadar Went Inside Saved 6 By Pulling Them Out. But He Was Jailed. Why? B'coz All 6 Were Fireman....

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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If U Were Lady Gaga What Will U Do If U Wanna Make Someone Angry??? ......... Poke Er' Face :)

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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Do U Want To Go To Usa Here?s A Chance For U Mr Obama Iz Waiting For U To Be In White House Get Ready Because He?s In Search Of A Dog For His Daughter!...

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Phone Call For Sehwag: Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone) Wife :can I Talk To Sehwag, This Is His Wife. Indian Team Manager:sorry, He Is Just Going To B...

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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Why Did Obama Came To India ? To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket He Sold To Rajnikanth For Diwali..:) Hahaha

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What Is Success? In 1988 Tendulkar Failed In English In 10th Std!! But In 2010 10th Std English 1st Lesson Is About Tendulkar!!! That's Success....

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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If U Giv Me 100 Young Boys,i Can Change D Nation -swami Vivekanand If U Giv Me 100 Young Girls,i Can Create Another Nation. -swami Imraan Hashmi....

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Vijay Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That.....coz... Light Came Second..!...

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Why Kareena Did Not Marry Shahid? . . . . . . Bcoz She Wanted A New Surname After Marriage. Not Kapoor Agiain....

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At Last Diwali Is Very Close To Us.. Time To Forget The Past. Its D Festival Of Ligts,sweets,crackers. Lets Enjoy.... Happy Diwali..part2...

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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In Mahabharata, Krishna: Dear Arjuna,,whom Do U Want?..my Akshohini Sena? Or Me? Arjuna: Neither..i Have Rajinikant

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Golden Words Love Is The Seventh Sense Which Destroys All The Six Senses. And U Become Non Sense! -).....................

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin )

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After Big Success Of, Ms Word, Ms Excel, Ms Power Point Etc. Microsoft Launched New Software Related 2 Cricket Ms Dhoni :)

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Friend: How Many Women Do U Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Better And 4 Worse..

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