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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Funpoll :- Is Dravid A Better Test Batsman Than Tendulkar? A) Of Course, He Wins More Matches. B) Hey No, He Scores Too Slowly. C) I'm Too Wrong Person To D...

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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Rajnikanth Purchased A 4040 Acre Land With 4 Wells At Each Corner Of That Square Site. Guess Y? Simple.. To Play Carrom.

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake B*****s And Blonde Wig , Primary Suspect Is Lady Gaga

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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One More Hit By Rajani. Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House.without Ringing The Door Bell. That Person Is Now Calld. Senior Inspector Daya....

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Which Famous Celebrity Has Had The Most Children Over The Last 10 Years? Michael Jackson

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Recently, China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog... . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was.... Having Hukkah From India...!! :p :)...

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Before Tom Cruise,rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossible But He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting Yo

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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