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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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This World Will Not End In 2013 Because............ Rajnikant Just Purchased A Mobile Phone With 3 Year Warranty

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At Last Diwali Is Very Close To Us.. Time To Forget The Past. Its D Festival Of Ligts,sweets,crackers. Lets Enjoy.... Happy Diwali..part2...

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It Is.

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With All The Roses Perfume And With All The Lights In The World, And With All The Children Smiles, I Wish You.........happy..new..year.....

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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Rajnikant Participated In F1 Race And Won.....and Every Body Was Shocked Guess Why.........his Car Was In Neutral Gear Throughout The Race

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Once A Child Went To Kashmir And Started Playing, By Making Small Mountains From Ice Today Those Mountains Are Called Himalayas And That Child Is Called . . ...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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One More Hit By Rajani. Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House.without Ringing The Door Bell. That Person Is Now Calld. Senior Inspector Daya....

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Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?? Arya: Ms Xl Simbu: Ms Word Dhanush: Ms Powerpoint Vijay: Ms Dhoni......

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The ...

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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Once Rajnikan Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing The Doorbell.... . . . . Today That Kid Is Known As Inspector Daya....

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Its A Nice Feeling When You Know That Someone Likes You, Someone Thinks About You, Someone Needs Youbut It Feels Much Better When You Know That Someone Never Ev...

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Final Warnin Guys Enuf Is Enuf No More Rajnikant Jokes He Has Felt So Bad, Dat He Has Started Crying Nw I Can't Take These Rains In January!...

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Q:why Is A Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open Mouth? A:because His Doctor Advised Him Todays Dinner Should Be Light

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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Physics Would Have Been Much Much Easier... If.. If.. If.. The Tree Itself Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple..!!

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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Do U Want To Go To Usa Here?s A Chance For U Mr Obama Iz Waiting For U To Be In White House Get Ready Because He?s In Search Of A Dog For His Daughter!...

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In Next Season Of Disneys Hannah Montana , Justin Will Be Playing The Role Of Hannah Montana.

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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Plz Don't See New Indian Movie 3 Idiots Bcoz They Dont Sign U. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng 2 B A Part Of Da Cast!...

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Alcohol Is Nt D Answer 2 All D Questions----swami Vivekanand But If U Dont Get D Answer It Helps U 2 Forget D Question ----vijay Mallya............

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