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All Scientists Failed To Answer This... But Rajnikanth Did... Q: Which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating...? A: Dosa..:) Rajni Rocks... Lol

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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When I Think Of You I Yearn To Feel Your Touch When Im With You I Wish The Moments Wouldnt Fly So Fast Honey, I Cant Live A Single Moment Without You...

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Rajnikanth Once Wrote His Autobiography......... . . . . . Today That Book Is Know As Guiness Bookof World Records.......

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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Mr.bush Is Having Tea Wit Dr.kalam.. Bush Said Sugar Is Only Word In Which 's' Is Pronounced As 'sh' Dr.kalam Asked Are U Sure !! Indians Rock....

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One Day Rajnikanth Kicked A Horse On The Chin.its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffe.

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For Working In India...........

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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1 Day Rajinikant Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy., He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flying In The Sky With Is Broom... 2day That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter.....

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3 Idiots-students Version Song Give Me Some Extra Time, Give Me Some Brain, Give Me Another Chance 2 Write My Paper Once Again Examiner- Na Nana Na...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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Friend: How Many Women Do U Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Better And 4 Worse..

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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Joke: A Boy Of America To A Boy Of India:- I Have S*x Bombs Like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie And Britney Spears. What U Have???? Indian Boy:- I ...

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Everyone Hears What You Say... Friends Listen To What You Say...best Friends Listen To What You Don't Say...

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Rajnikant Can Throw A Person Out Of The Window In A . . . . . . . Basement.

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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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Now Medical Science Proved That In A Lip Kiss 0.7gm Protein 0.45gm Fat 0.19gm Chemical 50 Variety Of Bacteria Will Die. ...

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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Rajnikanth Once Said Oooffff To Planet Earth ... : : : : From Then Earth Started Rotating... And Hasnt Stopped !!

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Rajanikant Once Shot Down A German Fighter Plane With His Finger..... . . . . . . . . By Yelling, Bang!...

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Why Did Obama Came To India ? To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket He Sold To Rajnikanth For Diwali..:) Hahaha

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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